Totty Watch : By Request, Black & White Ball (Men)
N.B. Guido was not actually in attendance so the person demanding transparency about a Guido donation to the Tory party is barking up the wrong tree. It was held on Ash Wednesday, the first Day of Lent, a day which Catholics observe by fasting, abstinence from meat, and repentance—a day of contemplating one's transgressions. Something tells Guido politicians are not anywhere near ready to repent...
41 comments:
8 men, 14 chins..
Jesus fucking wept! I logged back on expecting to see the proper totty pic...
Hague looks more like the Mekon than ever. Boris looks as if someone has just brought him in from the gutter.
i bet they all paid more for their ball ticket than they paid in tax this year.
cunts to a sheman.
1 yes, 2 after a few bottles, 3 give me his phone number now, 4 looks like one for the boys, Boris - no, don't know where he has been.
Hague (see 4), nice to see Linley with a girl, if that is the F1 billionaire Jordan give him my number Guido.
Black and White Ball (Men)?
So who are those two long-haired blokes in frocks in the bottom row? Are they some sort of pre-op transsexuals or lady-boys, then?
I don't know which is worse - your taste in men or your taste in women.
Is the fat drunken middle-aged slob top right really Boris, or just some sort of nightmare doppelganger?
That pic won't do his mayoral chances any favours.
What's he doing on here - your not saying......
Noooooo
He isnt is he?
Could he?
No he wouldnt - would he?
Surely not.
I see the white but not alot of black!?
Guido: WHO IS GUY #3!! Do tell... he will have a new crowd of stalkers.
Hello trolls,
Care to make any comment on the £75 BILLION of Northern Rock debt shifted onto HMG's balance sheet by the Office of National Statistics? Gordon Brown’s cherished fiscal rules have been vapourised, his fantasy record as an adept master of finances well and truly destroyed.
And we're all going to pay one way or another...
oh dear! bottom left, is that one of those reptile things david icke keeps banging on about?
and top right, it looks like they took a mentally handicapped person out and got them drunk just to make fun of them. those nasty bloody tories.
and osborne looks like he's back on the fucking gear!
what a shower.
For all you Labour cock sucking trolls....
I suppose you'd prefer to see that cunt Tom Watson's picture instead? The nearest that fuckers chin gets to a ball is while Browns scrotum is banging against his face.
I do hope that nice Mrs Linley isn't going to waste.
Is the chick in the sexy underwear (La Senza ad, right) in any way connected with this bash? Could it be why Boris looks worn out?
Did Guido pay for his ticket, and hence is a Tory donor, or was he given one as a Tory employee. Difficult to know which is worse - but in the interests of transparency we should be told!
Anonymous [12:36 PM]
That's me. I am dead gorgeous, aren't I?
People tell me that I look a little like Adam Ricketts, whoever he is.
shotgun dalek,
best not be referring to me, or I'll fucking shotgun you.
I will take the piss out of whoever I see fit, numbnuts.
Cor!! I'd roger any of that lot (apart from that Welsh bitch and the one with her hooters out, of course)
That big blond bouncy boy, top right, can sit on my face anyday, and as for Gorgeous Georgie Osborne...oops I've just come in my sporran)
Lord Monteagle said...
I see the white but not alot of black!?
So fucking what? This is England not fucking Mogadishu.
shotgun
classic!
I hope the Tories checked that all the purchasers of tickets were permissible donors (i.e they are on the UK electoral register etc) as is required for donations in excess of £200 (I can see a few I have doubts about) - otherwise they will be guilty of the same crime as Wendy Alexander. As for using a proxy body (the Black and White Ball) to make donations to the Tory Party - isn't that the same thing that Hain and Abrahams tried to do.
Good to see that honest Guido isn't getting mixed up with all this!
Oh dear. Maybe I should do a fundraiser and send them some decent DNA?
You'd have thought, with all we've heard about the propensities of English boarding-school boys, that the selection of men would have been at least as pretty as the selection of women.
Can anyone reveal the identity of the stunner at centre, botton row, showing all that frontage?
That is my wife sir! You lecherous bastard!
I think you should have asked my advice on this! Only one's anywhere near good-looking (although he does rather make up for the rest...)
Mantex - Lady Linley, rotting away quietly.
If you hover your cursor over the lady's bosoms, it says 'click to enlarge'
arf arf arf
god boris looks sleazy
Isn't that beared wierdo in the bottom right corner Eddie Jordan, and is he not of feinian extraction. Hope the boys and girls took no money or promises of him, ain't it illegal?
Mantex
That, sir is Lady Linley.
Needs fucking till she bleeds, what?
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i26439
@ Raincoaster
So you'd exclude Scottish or Welsh or Irish boarding school boys then?
What about Miranda Blair at Fettes then?
Who's the good looking one to the right of George Osborne?
Why aren't the gentlemen wearing TIES, for God's sake? This country is going to the dogs.
Miranda Blair is most definitely not my type.
And the Scottish, Welsh, and Irish boys are not world-renowned for their "closeness" at school. Yes, the sun never sets on the British Empire because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.
I've only had two out of the three (Irish and Scottish) but they've been straight arrows as far as I could tell. You may be assured I conducted a rigorous investigation.
Oh, I just figured this out. Does "Black and White Ball" mean one of each? Will Guido be showing us those pictures?
David Linley ? Next To Eddie Jordan ?
Scchh...
Jonathan Isaby salivating around the rear of David Linley. A picture speaks a thousand words.
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