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Friday, February 8, 2008

Slaughter Loses the Plot

Andy Slaughter MP appears to have finally flipped his lid. He stormed out of an interview yesterday on “The Week in Westminster” after telling I Want a Referendum Chairman Derek Scott to “fuck off” during the interview. The presenter (Mark Darcy) told Scott he had never seen anything like it in his career. A sanitised version is being aired tonight. If a digitised version should accidentally be emailed to Guido he would be grateful.

Slaughter is also incomprehensibly threatening to report the I Want a Referendum campaign to the police for "election campaigning" in his constituency. This is the same campaign backed by Labour MPs Frank Field, Kate Hoey and Gisella Stuart...

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, goody.
IWAR seem to have hit a nerve.

It should make the next General Election (to be called sometime before October) very entertaining.

OOOhhh Get him! said...

Telling somone to "Fuck off" is an improvement over:

- "Bikes must go forward or they fall over"

or

- "The train is leaving the station and we must be on it"

Which is the usual level of intellect displayed by the pro-Euro retards.

45govt said...

Wotta cunt - seems a stretch, but he might be his own worst enemy.

Anonymous said...

Erm... Slaughter is a Government PPS at the FCO. Shurely he should be a bit careful before trying to get the police thinking about nicking people for breaches of electoral law... don't the Govt have a few issues of their own there???

mitch said...

Good to see we have mature and self-controlled M.P.'s.

Isn't the Week in Westminster aired on Saturday at 11am?

GDS said...

The man is clearly a first class arse-wipe!!

The Electorate WANT their promised referendum said...

Labour MPs, especially those in "marginals" know that given the failure of Labour to honour its 2005 Manifesto Promise to hold a referendum on any future EU Constitutional Treaty and the recent ongoing court case where Brown's QC has actually admitted in open court that Labour Manifesto Pledges aren't worth using as toilet paper any future Manifesto Pledges made by Labour will be totally compromised.

Labour are deservedly going down in 2009 and they know it !!! They also know they've got a loser for PM whose so-called reputation for economic competence is being shown up for the sham it always was and that after over a decade in power they've accomplished absolutely NOTHING other than mire the country in 2 unwinnable foreign wars

Anonymous said...

Wonderful stuff ! how do you get to find out all this salacious gossip, Mr Fawkes ? You are spoiling us !!

Certainly some raw nerves have been touched by 'Iwar' especially in the Chief Whips' Office..

Penfold said...

What a total, complete, utter, useless fuckwit. He has no understanding of democratic process.

Dave B said...

Three Line Whip says it's going to be on tonight's 'today in parliament', which is 11.30pm, Radio 4.

Laughing at s Laughter said...

Looking forward to seeing S Laughter's face when he loses his seat!

sniper said...

The bastards! Fucking Election Fucking Campaigning against A People's Tribune of Labour! Is nothing sacred. Lets start the One Pary State (two sets of laws) right now!

Fucking democracy. Don't you cunting little people realise that "manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation"? Under the Rule of the Dickeater Gobhite you can all Fuck Off!

Mayor of Trumpton said...

Amazing. If he was a councillor he would now probably be reported to the Standards Board on two counts. Bringing his office into disrepute and failing to show respect to others. He would have to prepare his own defence and use his own financial resources. He could also find himself debarred from office. Yet another example it seems under Labour of MPs being treated differently from the rest of us mere mortals. Who said that we were all equal under the law

Anonymous said...

They don't like it up 'em!

Tossers

English Liberation Front said...

"after over a decade in power they've accomplished absolutely NOTHING other than mire the country in 2 unwinnable foreign wars".

Nothing POSITIVE maybe but they have accomplished plenty of lasting damage to this country, its culture, heritage, constitution, freedoms and communities. All part of their treasonous "Common Purpose" the subversive stalinist fascist bastards.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry,when he loses his seat he can get on the gravy train at the EU. These dogs know who their master is.

bbc newspants said...

So when are Labour giving in it's list of MP's relatives that have been on the payroll

Long time coming

hereward said...

He looks to be of man of little importance and less talent.Just another minion charged with delivering us into the EUSSR.Fear of us seems to making them all increasingly desperate.They must really need the Brussels jobs and money.

Jess The Dog said...

Mr Slaughter will live up to his name when his Ealing, Acton and Shepherds Bush constituency merges with part of the Hammersmith and Fulham constituency (Conservative). This, coupled with the Conservative lead, will ensure Mr Slaughter has plenty of time to swear on the radio, albeit little opportunity.

Custards Last Pie said...

Slaughter is a total NL arselicker and toady of the first water.

Look at his voting record:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/andrew_slaughter/ealing%2C_acton_and_shepherd%27s_bush

Still his maj. is only 5,520 so he must be shitting bricks at the thought of an election.

I hope his little outburst will damage him irrevocably.

Faceless Bureaucrat said...

Gay Abandon (11.45)

What do you expect from someone who is PPS to an MP named LADYMAN...

Anonymous said...

Why all this anger? All he has to do is stick to his promise to hold a referendum and the campaign will disappear!

tapestry said...

What happened to Graham Stringer MP from your list?

There are surely meant to be Four in the so-called Gang of Four.

Anonymous said...

You always know you've won the agrgument when these arseholes resort to abuse.Lets hope this tosser loses his seat come the next election.

Disgusted of Guildford said...

Guildford's MP Anne Milton aka Julian Clary has been sort of outed by the Surrey Advertiser for paying her husband, a doctor, £13,000 over two years. What they don't say is that he is or was Chair of a PCT. She has been very publicly campaigning to Save our Hospital, the Royal Surrey, but has never let on about hubbie's involvement in the Nulab NHS structure.

On another note, Guildford Borough Council is advertising for a Strategic Director, a snip for just under £81k PA plus all this.

http://www.guildford.gov.uk/GuildfordWeb/JobOpportunities/StrategicDirector/BenefitsPackage.htm

How many people not at the trough get a final salary pension these days plus private health ins plus lease car and so on. There is already a highly paid Chief Executive and five or six other Directors of this, that and the other.

Oink Oink for now!

Alfie said...

Naught concentrates the mind of a little piggy MP in a marginal seat than the prospect of losing his access to the tit of excess....

Anonymous said...

Since when has it been an offense for a pressure group to campaign in any way they see fit? The only general exceptions I am aware of concern party or actual referendum question campaigning (which is regulated by PPERA) and the ban on assembly within half a kilometer (sic) of Parliament.

Indeed this Labour Government is busy trying to change charity law to allow registered charities to undertake overt political campaigning so as to protect the anonymity of the donors - good way to seel honours, methinks.

Il Shito-Baggio said...

If I recall correctly, a recent opinion poll suggested that 68 per cent of people wanted a referendum on the Not-the-Constitutional Treaty.

Even assuming I Want a Referendum is a Conservative front group, there are a lot of non-Tories who wouldn't mind having a say on the issue.

Slaughter should deal with it.

He should put forward the government's case for not offering a referendum and explain, in simple terms, why the Lisbon Treaty is substantially different from the failed Constitutional Treaty. That is his job, after all.

That said, by throwing his toys out of the pram so publicly and in such spectacular fashion, he has made a complete arse of himself and given us all a good laugh.

Twat.

starcourse said...

Slaughter is up against Shaun Bailey in the new constituency of Hammersmith. He is dead meat and he knows it. Slaughter would be slaughtered by Bailey even if there were a 10% swing *to* Labour. So you can see why he is a bit twitchy. Probably hopes for some kind of Euro-(non-)job.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else watch Question Time last night?

A very strange looking person called Andy Burnham, Secretary Of State for Culture was on the panel. He looked really weird. I asked my wife was that make up on his eyes. She fell over laughing. She reckoned he had eyeliner, mascara and eye shadow on. I kid you not. I know they slap on a bit of facial colour for the TV but this was ridiculous. Each eyelash seemed to be seperated and coloured. Make your own mind up... From 4.46 minutes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_4090000/newsid_4097900/4097948.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&news=1&ms3=6&ms_javascript=true&nol_storyid=4097948&bbcws=2

Anonymous said...

Ah, from the party that talks about 'choice' (unless Bean fears he'll loose), and the 'issues'. Since when has 'f**k off' been a debating point on the policy issues of the EU Constitution?

F**k off is a valid gut reaction to the EU that any natural Englishman will take (I'll leave the Welsh, Scots, and those from the Irish Free State to express themselves, themselves), but it is hardly a winning argument for a pro-EU super-state supporter to adopt.

mitch said...

If we apply nulab principals to everyday life we can cheat on our wives/husbands(marriage being a manifesto promise) stop paying our income/council tax and say we are too busy to fill in the forms and claim "it was only a bit of overtime the tax doesn't really matter i made an effort"
Oh and we can lie like fuck about everything great eh?

String the bastards up and put the queen back in charge.

disgusted of Guildford said...

I had better get it right. He wasn't the Chair he was the Director of Public Health of the East Surrey PCT now extinct and merged. Don't know what he's doing now - probably hanging around Portcullis House opening the post.

Tartwatch said...

The Mush from Shepherd's Bush shares chambers with Baroness Scotlnd Attorney General for England and Wales no less. So watch it Guido , old cock .

If Mark Darcy is traumatised after his experience, he can always hire Andrew Slaughter barrister, who specialises in Health and Safety at work law, to sue er Andy Slaughter MP. It should be an open and shut case.

tory boys never grow up said...

Just love how some of sock puppets have to use foul language to criticise an MPs foul language.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Slaughter. IWAR can f*ck right off. Bunch of anti-europeans who are too frightened to actually admit it.

tw@ts.

Anonymous said...

Mitch

Get it right - cheating on wives is the Tory speciality.

Anonymous said...

Surely, as far as Europe is concerned, 'fuck off' is precisely what most of us would like to do?

bristol dirt bag said...

Interesting! There seems to be a national outbreak insanity among Labour members of the political class at all levels, from the PoW to local councils.

Is it possible that they may not be responsible for their actions? Could it be that there is a contagious brain disease at work here that has sent them all as mad as fucking hatters? If so, how is it spread? By air? By water? By failing to wash shared sex toys properly? An epidemiological study should be conducted at once by a reputable institution. If we do not get to the bottom of this problem, they'll have trashed the country beyond all repair before we have any chance to vote them out.

Tuscan Tony said...

By all that's sacred, has he and Tom Watson ever been seen in the same room together? At the very least they appear to share a hair-stylist, if that's the right mot.

fuchsia groan said...

Anon @ 2.36. Andy Burnham was also wearing a very fetching shade of lipstick.

Matt Jones said...

I'd love to hear the unedited version.

The Hitch said...

anon 2;36
The man is obviously a raving homosexual.
He IS wearing mascarra

Anonymous said...

I saw Burnham on QT last night. Nasty little piece of work spouting the usual NuLab claptrap. Also thought that the eye makeup was very dodgy.
Chris Grayling is emerging as quite good and effective, an asset to the shadow front bench

Andy Burnham Caption Competition said...

http://www.andyburnham.org/galleryimages/full8.jpg

Burnham (for it is he): Oooh! I love a man in uniform, ducky!

Veteran in Beret: It'll cost you luv!

Veteran on right: I'm just going to keep my hands on my OWN cock, thank you!

Anonymous said...

WENDY ALEXANDER SPEAKS:-

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/politics/threelinewhip/feb/whoiswendy.htm

Anonymous said...

Re Andy Burnham - yes I agree his eyes appeared quite extraordinary and it certainly did look as though some form of application had been made to them. Burnham is regarded as being quite "cute" in certain segments of the Westminster village but he is otherwise known to be quite a likeable chappie.

no longer anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7234753.stm

Yuck.

Travis Bickle said...

Anon 2:36

But what was really strange (or perhaps not) about Andy Burnham was the shit coming out of his mouth, plus the fact he has obviously modelled himself on the snotgobbler by answering completely different questions to those asked , topped off by hiw wonderfully theatrical "I will not take lectures from Tories" comments.

What a complete and utter prick of the first order.

Anonymous said...

I am going to report the Unions to the Police for "election campaigning" said Andy Slaughter..oh hang on but they campaign for us not against us!

Anonymous said...

Found it! I was'nt the only one to think Andy Burnham was wearing make up. Is he a plonker or what?

"Aside from his eyelashes, other viewers said it looked he was also sporting lipstick, eye shadow and eyeliner."

One TV insider joked: "He looked like Andy Pandy. Perhaps he should be called Andy 'Pandy' Burnham."

One said: "Just what was with the make-up? Pink lipstick, pastel
eye-shadow, eyeliner and mascara. Was he going to audition for Malcolm McDowell character in a remake of Clockwork Orange afterwards."

One viewer simply said: "It looked creepy."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=513072&in_page_id=1770

gordon Brown's All Seeing Eye said...

anonymous said...
Anyone else watch Question Time last night?

A very strange looking person called Andy Burnham, Secretary Of State for Culture was on the panel. He looked really weird. I asked my wife was that make up on his eyes. "


Reminded me of the lead character in Kubrick's Clockwork Orange.

Casual Observer said...

This twerp didn't lose the plot. He never understood it in the first place. Did he charge us with any expenses for attending the interview?

thick as thieves said...

this spastic has single handedly created a new political category,infantile fascism.
well done wanker!
with cunts like you on board the eu empire building project is doomed.

Anonymous said...

Counting EU approved paperclips more likely in training for his new important post in the EUSSR when he is kicked out of what is laughably called 'British political life.'

jj said...

Anon at 2.36 - I saw the beginning of Question Time and I agree completely about Andy Burnham - he was wearing more slap than Dame Edna Everage.

Absolutely incredible - looked like a pantomime dame.

Anonymous said...

Anyone wanting to help out with the campaign should check this site out:

http://hammersmitheureferendum.blogspot.com/

Alex DeLarge said...

I have to confess to be feeling somewhat jaded by all of this.

They are cunts, we know they are cunts, they know we know but because they are cunts they don't give a monkey's.

I have invested some of my hard earned (private sector) in a cheapo laptop and PGP whole disk encyption, plus anonymizer software and the best firewall I could buy, if you include the wi fi with it's firewall, anyone who can crack this baby is fucking welcome to it.

All addresses, blogs, emails, set up through an SSH2 encrypted line through a proxy server, good luck motherfuckers.

Blog is inactive as all this security won't let me edit anything yet, fuck I'm a dunce.

Anyone want any links let me know.

Guido, if you know who I am other than through my inimitable writing style, you are a cunt.

This not drinking until Friday night is a really cheap way to get hammered quickly.

Up the revolution!

Anonymous said...

He'll learn in due course that the voters in his constituency want someone with mental stability to represent them.

JohnfromCamberley said...

Well, this is great. From the absence of sock-puppetry in the thread, I deduce this is all acknowledged true and utterly indefensible. Just goes to show that IWAR's biggest weapon is the government itself.

Does anyone remember when Paul Boateng went barking mad at Michael Howard? The "makes me puke" interview? I recall that Boateng had to have anger management therapy for that. And, of course, then he was transported to the colonies, well, after a fashion, anyway.

Will we ever hear of Slaughter again?

thick as thieves said...

mitch,
the queen is in charge.
the nappy shitting queen of nail biting on-the-thames.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Burnham looked like a transvestite on QT. Lots of eye make-up.

M person of no fixed political abode said...

"Fuck! Fuck off, you fucking fucker! You twat! Don't you fucking realise that if you fucking point out to the dozy fuckers in my fucking constituency that I am a fucking liar, that I will not win the next fucking election? You FUCKWIT!"

"That was a partly political boradcast by Andy Slaughter, MP"

M person of no fixed political abode said...

Here are some Andy Slaughter MP anagrams

Rampantly Gushed
A Galumphs Trendy
Stagehand Purl My
Managed Thy Slurp
Rampaged Sly Hunt
Headlamp Sung Try
Try Headlamp Guns
Try Headlamp Gnus
Try Gun, Headlamps
Try Headlamps, Gnu
Marshaled Gyp Nut
Heartland Gum Spy
Ashamed Ply Grunt
Napalmed Thy Rugs
Alderman Thug Spy
Ugh! Ply Tradesman
Gyp Mandate Hurls
Parade Slung Myth
Garland Eh, Stumpy?
Thumps Ye Garland
Grandma Hype Slut
My Grandpa Sleuth
Purge Sandal Myth
Lengthy Pus Drama
Algae Turd Nymphs
My Stud Phalanger
Duh! Sly Pentagram
Aghast! Lumpy Nerd
Lama Thunders Gyp
Purged Anal Myths
Aged Hymnal Spurt
Aged Snarly Thump

Anonymous said...

"Anon - 3.05 - Get it right - cheating on wives is the Tory speciality"

Hmm, I must have missed this - when did John Prescott become a Tory?

jane said...

anybody notice that Gisela Stuart is married to Derek Scott?

tapestry said...

Frank Field and Kate Hoey are not backing down to Labour party threats to sack them.

Stringer and Gisella Stuart have agreed to remove their names from IWAR literature, but still support the campaign.

Interesting drawing up of battle lines. Blood-spilling to follow shortly.

Dave B said...

The Slaughter/Conway piece starts six minutes into the friday edition of Today in Parliament.

Anonymous said...

This language comes from a government that wants to raise dropping a cigarette butt on the pavement to the level of a 'terrorist incident' so allowing the plod to bug phones, watch us all on TV cameras, etc, etc. Why is it a 'terrorist incident'? It is because the one dropping the fag is clearly challenging the right of the 'glorious leader' to determine our lives - and we can't have that can we?

East Germany it is.

peter carter-fuck said...

Slaughter sounds like a really nasty lisping little fuck. I imagine that's what a secret policeman sounds like whilst he's sending electric shocks down your bollocks. He'll fit right in in the European Parliament the oxygen thieving cunt. Derek Scott must have the patience of a saint, I'd have twatted the nasty little bell end.

Andy Burnham had forgotten to clean off his makeup after a cabinet meeting. Indeed I understand that underneath his suit he was still wearing a basque, crotchless panties and fishnet stockings. Gay Gordon has imposed a new dress code on his cabinet members to remind them that they are all his nancy boy bitches. Obviously Ruth Kelly is exempt, she's not his type at all.

thick as thieves said...

but gordon lets ruth watch and do the whipping.

sitondafence said...

I can't believe the ugly bint is anyones type.

Twig said...

8:55 AM, February 09, 2008
dave b


I listened to the clip but didn't hear the Slaughter outburst, it just went silent - have the BBC censored it?

FWIW I did notice Ed Davey compare the "EU Treaty" to the American Constitution (around 25mins in).

atory said...

Where the hell does the "Andy" moniker come from anyway? Slaughter is a full-on Bertie Wooster character, whose strangulated, foppish vowels cause the Labour benches to squirm every time he rises to his feet. The bloke is an Andrew. Actually he's a Peregrine or a Piers. But never, in a million years, an Andy.



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