It's probably something important that he couldn't reschedule, just like that time Gordon had to appear before that committee of MPs during the signing of the Lisbon treaty.
Would it not be fantastic if McCain did find the time to meet Cameron? The image of a possible US President snubbing the PM for the Leader of the Opposition is almost too delicious to contemplate.
The Prime Minister was on Blue Peter again this afternoon, donating discs to the Disc Drive Appeal. He donated The Beatles. Meanwhile Nick Clegg was also on, and he donated John Lennon, because he claimed to be "of that generation".
David Cameron was on too, and he was the most natural, although he looked a little hungover. He donated Madonna and Radiohead.
I thought for a moment you meant McCann - Jerry McCann. There again I doubt he would want to meet Gay Gordon either at the moment given the ongoing dispute with the NHS Doctors.
Why have the rest of the bloggers gone totally American - Dale, Political Betting plus plus?
As if there weren't enough covering the damed thing in the US.
Brown is sliding the Lisbon Treaty through Parliament blocking all debate and our bloggers are all either in the US or totally focused on it...see Johnredwoodsdiary.com...the reality of guillotined debates on matters crucial to Britain's future is really shocking to read.
That's all very well Guido, but far more enjoyable that this blog or Kitchen Nightmares is Jeff Randall smirking his head off at the British losers in £1.4Trillion of debt, and the 35% of the population close to bankruptcy in the new reality TV "Repossession, Repossession, Repossession", better known as "Your f*cked, your f*cked, your f*cked".
The program was best summed up by a woman from the Citizens Advice bureau who said that then only difference between the debt adviser and the debtor is that the debtor had got ill and lost their job. Are we really that close to the edge that even the experts are a sneeze away from the bailiffs. Oh, f*cking hell, UK PLC is junk f*cking bond status. Watch Jeff on the BBC iplayer smirking his head off.
I wonder if any of your more astute readers would care to cast their eyes over this question, it is relevant to the EU (Constitution) sorry Treaty.
On 21 July 1993, the Speaker of the House of Commons issued a reminder to the courts: ‘There has of course been no amendment to the Bill of Rights…the house is entitled to expect that the Bill of Rights will be fully respected by all those appearing before the courts.’
Now The Bill of Rights being still in Force states that “And whereas it hath been found by experience that it is inconsistent with the safety and welfare of this Protestant kingdom to be governed by a popish prince, or by any king or queen marrying a papist, the said Lords Spiritual and Temporal and Commons do further pray that it may be enacted, that all and every person and persons that is, are or shall be reconciled to or shall hold communion with the see or Church of Rome, or shall profess the popish religion, or shall marry a papist, shall be excluded and be for ever incapable to inherit, possess or enjoy the crown and government of this realm and Ireland and the dominions thereunto belonging or any part of the same, or to have, use or exercise any regal power, authority or jurisdiction within the same; and in all and every such case or cases the people of these realms shall be and are hereby absolved of their allegiance”
So the question being if the EU Constitution (sorry Treaty) is signed and we are no longer Governed by a Protestant Monarch, would it not make every act given Royal Assent invalid as the Bill of Rights says "shall be and are hereby absolved of their allegiance" in effect an order made by Parliament, Parliament being the Supreme Law Maker and an Act never repealed.
So come the signing of the EU Treaty we in effect have no law in the UK and so the laws currently protecting the corrupt and the traitors would be invalid, so any punishment visited upon them could not be prevented by the Armed forces or Police as they too are ordered to give no allegiance and the Judiciary has no laws to prosecute one with?
Maybe that old document that the Government looks on with distaint was written with much foresight.
so, the main republican candidate for the presidency of the united states of america is visiting this country and he wants nothing to do with gordon brown. brown and milliband have both harped on about the special relationship between america and britain. they described it as the most important bi-lateral relationship this country has. so that makes gordon brown a lame duck prime minister, right?
This cant be true, surely?? Had it really being arranged, and now cancelled? Americans arent really bothered about international relations, with maybe a few exceptions. They dislile the French (but like to go on holiday there), they are over obsessed by the internal goings on of Israel and Palestine, and they see the UK as their only real friend in the world (despite about 5% of the population wanting to blow up their aeroplanes).
It's extrodinary if a presidential wannabe candidate would snub Brown in that way. This would put back the UK / USA relationship to the Major Clinton era.
This cant be true, surely?? Had it really being arranged, and now cancelled? Americans arent really bothered about international relations, with maybe a few exceptions. They dislile the French (but like to go on holiday there), they are over obsessed by the internal goings on of Israel and Palestine, and they see the UK as their only real friend in the world (despite about 5% of the population wanting to blow up their aeroplanes).
It's extrodinary if a presidential wannabe candidate would snub Brown in that way. This would put back the UK / USA relationship to the Major Clinton era.
I wish UK media would stop blabbering about the US primaries and shine a really bright light on the gov't, particularly the way they're subverting the parliamentary process.
I agree with Tapestry, if they can ram this EU treaty through so easily there's no limit to what they might try next.
Charlotte Corday, I believe that Dearie Me can lipread. I don't know whether he/she frequents Guido, but I know drops in at Iain's, in case you want to address the question over there.
Yak 40 posts: I agree with Tapestry, if they can ram this EU treaty through so easily there's no limit to what they might try next. If they can ram this EU treaty through, it doesn't matter what they try next.
Doesn't matter a fuck who comes to see him. Nancy Brown's in a world of his own. He really believes nobody knows he's gay; he really believes that nobody saw him snot-eating on TV; he really believes that people fall for this moral compass, son of the fucking manse shit; he really believes that the whole nation accepts that he - a nail-biting, snot-eating Jock freak - is taken seriously by General Kill 'em All Dead, of the US Army - that he has some strategic influence in Slaughterhouse Baghdad; he really believes that he is a man, maybe chosen by God, of great moral purpose and personal integrity; when Blair used to say that he could do no wrong, everybody, including the horrid little shit himself, knew he was lying; Nancy, mad as a fucking hatter, really believes his own bullshit; believes that his standing is enhanced by his adroit handling of the Northern Rock bank robbery and by everybody's personal details fluttering around a landfill site and by him taking dodgy money for an election he never fought and by all his boys and girls being crooks and he believes that whatever sewer runs through the house of commons, no whiff of ordure reaches the prime minister; that the nation will not measure him by his criminal madness but - on some futuristic, infinitely receding Judgement Day - by his presbyterian values. He's a lunatic. Worst of all, he believes that artificially inflating the value of homes, and using that false value as collateral for a ten-year debt binge is prudent stewardship of the economy.
Phalanxes of Michael Whites and Polly Toynbees bend the knee to this delusional basket case, endorsing, confirming, quite cruelly, that what his mad Dad says in his head others hear, too.
It wouldn't matter if Codger McCain in his best Rambo sweatband, toting an M40 machine gun, Raging Bull Dyke Hillary, embittered, vengeful veteran of the unlaundered sperm wars and that horrible phony, slimy, doggerel-spouting Uncle Tom, Obamalamadingdong, were all to join hands with Nancy and sing: .. you, me and George Robertson, down by the Schoolyard. He is in a world of his own, where strong enough belief trumps even the evidence of one's own eyes. He used to know he was the chosen one, his daddy told him; now, God help us, he believes it. And nothing else matters; recession, unemployment, shame, scandal, flood, plague, war, let them come; people will judge Nancy by his British values, his visions.
Just look at him signing the Lisbon treaty to understand that Nancy operates in his own continuum of deceit and double deceit; he keeps secrets from himself; he hears voices in his head. He is barking mad. How many times ???
So lets get this straight, the man who is quoted as saying "President Putin of Germany gave one of the old cold war speeches", and in reply to a journalist asking when we are going to send Iran an 'airmail message'... "Remember that old Beech Boys song Bomb Iran, bomb bomb bomb Iran" and this excuse for a human being has cancelled a trip to the UK? Now if this were really down to Gordon's Bogey shuffling should we not all be praising the man?
Shovel harder Gordon! If nothing else it is at least entertaining!
1) spasm may mean a longer than expected photo op 2) it will automatically make hillary the next us president 3) you will develope the inability to answer straight forward domestic and international questions 4) pestelence and flood will visit the USA, it will increase the severity of the recession 5) base ball will degenarate into rounders.
milliband and condolisa fantastic , let me guess who got the french to contribute a thousand troops !! i keep expecting him to say somthing about how much he likes curly whurleies more than twix everytime he gets up on the platform .
i feel ashamed everytime i see one of gordons cabinet make an international appearence is this normal??
"Mikey said..The Prime Minister was on Blue Peter again this afternoon, donating discs to the Disc Drive Appeal."
Or was he donating the missing Child Benefit Awards database data CDROMs????
Then the BBC gets it in the neck later from NuLab for having the missing CDROMs!!!! Solves 3 problems. The CDROMs turn up, blame can be allocated to the BBC, NuLab can take over 100% editorial and program planning control of the BBC - under the banner of Government Security interests.
McCain is kinda busyr right now, but I suppose given he is being opposed by some talk radio voices for not being conservative enough, a photo op with a lefty is the last thing he needs right now.
Dubya "Hi John, how'zit hangin' - that honcho Yo Blair, have you seen him? Getta looka the ass on that wiffa his?"
McCain "Hello Mr President. There have been a few changes in Engerland - do you remember that man who came over at Christmas, Godron Brown?"
Dubya "Wadda minute - kinda oily guy, Blair's secretary - they sent him over at Christmas with a book. I thought: Mandelson's not looking good, got that obesity thing goin'. Anyways, I gave him a bomber jacket, told him to git out on the golf course, take some air, take some exercise, hang with the guys -"
McCain "Yes, Mr President - they made the secretary the new prime minister"
Dubya "They elected Mandelson?"
McCain "No, Sir, Godron Brown succeeded Tony Blair - like they do the kings and queens in Europe, you never hear about it, it's all either hereditary or agreed in advance. They all look the same, and they all think the same, so it doesn't really matter which is which."
Dubya "So whaddya think of the guy Godron. Getta looka the ass on that wiffa his?"
McCain "Actually, Sir, I was going to ask you that. Should I meet him - I'm pushed for time, but if you think it's important, I'll fit it in."
Dubya "Nah, not if you can avoid it. He gave me an autographed book of his - said he'd underlined the important parts - and that he'd be back for a discussion. House security immediately said we should buy a bigger sofa and git ready to hide behind it. I told 'em, "I'm the President of the U-nited States and I'm not hiding behind a sofa" and they all said 'shhssh remember the broccoli'. Condy says she hears they have millions of the books on remainder, so if they dump that festering pile of what I will politely call literature on the Whitehouse lawn, then boy will we have a recycling problem."
McCain "OK, thanks, I'll give it a miss. About that wiffa his - nobody has hardly seen her. Word is she has a beard, which might explain the reluctance to be photographed. Still, you think they'd have it lasered off - but the Europeans are kinda funny about body hair on women."
Dubya "You want I should get Laura to have a word?"
McCain "Better leave it alone - if she has that many books cluttering up the kitchen, she'll only give you another one to add to the collection. Thank you for your advice, Sir."
McCain an Iraq war supporting Bush brown nose, doesn’t want to meet Gordo……GOOD.
I’d say Gordo is secretly delighted. Anything that can distance himself from the nauseating Republicans will be to Gords advantage.
Make your minds up people
PS will Gideon Osborne be going to the states in November to help the Rep Campaign? He did in 2000, before he was an MP. Gideon helped Bush into the White House.
McCain is being regarded as a closet leftie by his own party, so avoiding meeting McStalin is an astute move, quite apart from the "Jonah" effect. To many Republicans Broon is somewhat in the same ballpark as Kim il Jung and Fidel Castro. Anyway, McCain has now given Broon another chip on his shoulder!
If McCain were to touch Brown US Immigration would probably require him to go into quarantine for a period before they could let him back into the country!
woman on a raft - brilliant! Still laughing. Welcome back, thought you'd gone, driven away, glad to see you.
To anon @ 9'33 - you sir/madam are an ignorant twat. When McCain served in Vietnam it was not a choice you dimwit - ever heard of the draft? Marxist-Leninist cunts like you ran off to Canada and smoked wacky baccy. Normal US citizens got called up, and had to do a lot of stuff they probably didn't want to, and might have prefered being on the beach at Malibu with a blonde and a surfboard and atranny listening to Love Me Do. Fortunately for you or those like you, Britain was then being run by another Labour bunch of asswipes who were taking their orders from Moscow, Peking and Hanoi. At least they weren't being blackmailed into going to war because of the threat of being outed as paedophiles. Cunt, them and you.
Watched Condi Rice desperately trying to edge away from the unwashed, nosepicking one ... all the while backing into the more odious inanely grinning Milliband. No wonder poor old Ovenchips doesn't want to come over here.
Now that McCain has a virtual lock on the Republican nomination, perhaps he's begun to get the Secret Service briefings given to presidential candidates;
US SPOOK: Senator, before you agree to meeting Prime Minister Brown, maybe you should look at these photographs?
MCCAIN: Let's see...Hey, that doesn't even look like a real horse.... and what the hell is that he's wearing?
US SPOOK: Senator, if I told you, you would just not believe me..
GOVT OFFICIAL Yes Sir,he does swear a lot and surrounds himself with people who have no capabilities or experience or expertise in ANY particular field.
Yes Sir.. He does like being on television. I believe he does have a best selling autobiography.. I am sure he would love to sign it for you if you ask him . Hanging around children's schools? I think he does like doing that ..... No actually isn't that Jamie Sainsbury?
I think We are getting confused
GORDON RAMSEY is the chef GORDON BROWN is the British President
Yes Sir, I will get you out of it..right away... What's that .. No Sir I have no idea who Russel Brand is. On the schedule it says the man who called you was named Milliband.
anon 09:33 Do you spend the day posting identical irrelevancies on every blog ? Most people have moved on from the Vietnam war, the communists won with the help of their useful idiots in the West. You obviously are stuck in the 60's.
I think laughing at stanislav is a guilty pleasure like Gordo's pocket billiards when in the company of some of his young male coterie. However, stan really made me laugh today. Ta
So McCain can take five years of torture from the North Vietnamese, but even he cannot stand the thought of shaking the snotgobbler's hand? Proof that Gordon Brown is scarier than a Vietnamese torture chamber.
69 comments:
Probably for the same reasons that most sensible Brits don't want to do so either!
It's probably something important that he couldn't reschedule, just like that time Gordon had to appear before that committee of MPs during the signing of the Lisbon treaty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The view from Tuscany this evening.
No one wants to shake that trembling, wankers-cramp hand of his...they know where it's been.
Would it not be fantastic if McCain did find the time to meet Cameron? The image of a possible US President snubbing the PM for the Leader of the Opposition is almost too delicious to contemplate.
The Prime Minister was on Blue Peter again this afternoon, donating discs to the Disc Drive Appeal. He donated The Beatles. Meanwhile Nick Clegg was also on, and he donated John Lennon, because he claimed to be "of that generation".
David Cameron was on too, and he was the most natural, although he looked a little hungover. He donated Madonna and Radiohead.
So out come all the usual jokes about our Prime Minister picking his nose in the House of Commons.
Fair enough - here's mine:
I think that Gordon should show there are no hard feelings and buy John McCain a nice present to remember him by.
(Warning: this is gross...)
He's got bigger chips to fry.
someone told him
don't fucking do it john
gordon is bad fucking voodoo
HE'S A FUCKING JONAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
the kiss of death don't go nowhere near that motherfucker john, he fucks everything up, even stuff he doesn't touch!
Who would want to touch his semen stained fecal smelling gnawed to the quick wanking appendage? Id rather shag cherie than touch that.
Who likes to be seen shaking handswith a loser?
I thought for a moment you meant McCann - Jerry McCann. There again I doubt he would want to meet Gay Gordon either at the moment given the ongoing dispute with the NHS Doctors.
"or is there another reason...?"
McCain obviously reads Guido.
You can bet it'll shortly be spun as Brown being too busy...
But Brown is astoundingly unhygenic - mobile C. Diff - and just as bleeding lethal.
http://bankimplode.com/
Ot but scary
What is the point? If McCain gets in in Nov, there'll only be another 6 months of Brown left.
Also, who wants to shake that sweaty nail-bitten shaking hand?
Can anyone here lipread? What were the comments that Brown muttered under his breath when Cameron asked him questions at PMQs?
Probably has a staffer who read your blog, and realised Gordon is a Jonah.
May I recommend
http://www.beautyfeast.com/Body-Care-Product/Antibacterial-Hand-Gels.htm
Good British angle on US politics.
Why have the rest of the bloggers gone totally American - Dale, Political Betting plus plus?
As if there weren't enough covering the damed thing in the US.
Brown is sliding the Lisbon Treaty through Parliament blocking all debate and our bloggers are all either in the US or totally focused on it...see Johnredwoodsdiary.com...the reality of guillotined debates on matters crucial to Britain's future is really shocking to read.
Parliament is not only Question Time, Guido.
I recently had the misfortune of being in a lift with Gordon Brown.
He smells foul, his breath stinks, his hair is greasy and unwashed and his shoes are dirty.
There was a damp patch on the crotch of his trousers.
He was acting in a petulant manner with his coterie of underlings.
He is a truly vile specimen.
Guido,
I suggested that you send an email to McCain.
I found his site and sent him one warning him that everyone that meets him loses!
Brown IS Jonah!!!
I do hope my email helped to change his mind.
That's all very well Guido, but far more enjoyable that this blog or Kitchen Nightmares is Jeff Randall smirking his head off at the British losers in £1.4Trillion of debt, and the 35% of the population close to bankruptcy in the new reality TV "Repossession, Repossession, Repossession", better known as "Your f*cked, your f*cked, your f*cked".
The program was best summed up by a woman from the Citizens Advice bureau who said that then only difference between the debt adviser and the debtor is that the debtor had got ill and lost their job. Are we really that close to the edge that even the experts are a sneeze away from the bailiffs. Oh, f*cking hell, UK PLC is junk f*cking bond status. Watch Jeff on the BBC iplayer smirking his head off.
I wonder if any of your more astute readers would care to cast their eyes over this question, it is relevant to the EU (Constitution) sorry Treaty.
On 21 July 1993, the Speaker of the House of Commons issued a reminder to the courts: ‘There has of course been no amendment to the Bill of Rights…the house is entitled to expect that the Bill of Rights will be fully respected by all those appearing before the courts.’
Now The Bill of Rights being still in Force states that “And whereas it hath been found by experience that it is inconsistent with the safety and welfare of this Protestant kingdom to be governed by a popish prince, or by any king or queen marrying a papist, the said Lords Spiritual and Temporal and Commons do further pray that it may be enacted, that all and every person and persons that is, are or shall be reconciled to or shall hold communion with the see or Church of Rome, or shall profess the popish religion, or shall marry a papist, shall be excluded and be for ever incapable to inherit, possess or enjoy the crown and government of this realm and Ireland and the dominions thereunto belonging or any part of the same, or to have, use or exercise any regal power, authority or jurisdiction within the same; and in all and every such case or cases the people of these realms shall be and are hereby absolved of their allegiance”
So the question being if the EU Constitution (sorry Treaty) is signed and we are no longer Governed by a Protestant Monarch, would it not make every act given Royal Assent invalid as the Bill of Rights says "shall be and are hereby absolved of their allegiance" in effect an order made by Parliament, Parliament being the Supreme Law Maker and an Act never repealed.
So come the signing of the EU Treaty we in effect have no law in the UK and so the laws currently protecting the corrupt and the traitors would be invalid, so any punishment visited upon them could not be prevented by the Armed forces or Police as they too are ordered to give no allegiance and the Judiciary has no laws to prosecute one with?
Maybe that old document that the Government looks on with distaint was written with much foresight.
Just a thought !
Crom
so, the main republican candidate for the presidency of the united states of america is visiting this country and he wants nothing to do with gordon brown.
brown and milliband have both harped on about the special relationship between america and britain. they described it as the most important bi-lateral relationship this country has.
so that makes gordon brown a lame duck prime minister, right?
This cant be true, surely??
Had it really being arranged, and now cancelled?
Americans arent really bothered about international relations, with maybe a few exceptions. They dislile the French (but like to go on holiday there), they are over obsessed by the internal goings on of Israel and Palestine, and they see the UK as their only real friend in the world (despite about 5% of the population wanting to blow up their aeroplanes).
It's extrodinary if a presidential wannabe candidate would snub Brown in that way. This would put back the UK / USA relationship to the Major Clinton era.
Must be more to it....
This cant be true, surely??
Had it really being arranged, and now cancelled?
Americans arent really bothered about international relations, with maybe a few exceptions. They dislile the French (but like to go on holiday there), they are over obsessed by the internal goings on of Israel and Palestine, and they see the UK as their only real friend in the world (despite about 5% of the population wanting to blow up their aeroplanes).
It's extrodinary if a presidential wannabe candidate would snub Brown in that way. This would put back the UK / USA relationship to the Major Clinton era.
Must be more to it....
What a shame for poor old Gordo!
My opinion of McCain has changed for the better !
I wish UK media would stop blabbering about the US primaries and shine a really bright light on the gov't, particularly the way they're subverting the parliamentary process.
I agree with Tapestry, if they can ram this EU treaty through so easily there's no limit to what they might try next.
Someone has told McCain that Gordo's a faggot. Republican Americans don't like faggots.
Could be that Gordon's a Jonah. Could be that McCain's got something better to do.
Either way it's a monumental snub.
Charlotte Corday, I believe that Dearie Me can lipread. I don't know whether he/she frequents Guido, but I know drops in at Iain's, in case you want to address the question over there.
Yak 40 posts: I agree with Tapestry, if they can ram this EU treaty through so easily there's no limit to what they might try next. If they can ram this EU treaty through, it doesn't matter what they try next.
Meant "disdain" trying to write two sites at once here, nearly asked Guido if he was wearing suspenders..haha.
Joking..
Crom
Yak40 - Me too!
"Crom" 11.01 has a good point. What it needs is some rich bugger to test the Bill of Rights angle in the courts.
Or maybe a top QC, sick of the way this country has been hijacked by alien forces, would give his time for free.
No? Thought not.
I used to know but now I BELIEVE, man.
Doesn't matter a fuck who comes to see him. Nancy Brown's in a world of his own. He really believes nobody knows he's gay; he really believes that nobody saw him snot-eating on TV; he really believes that people fall for this moral compass, son of the fucking manse shit; he really believes that the whole nation accepts that he - a nail-biting, snot-eating Jock freak - is taken seriously by General Kill 'em All Dead, of the US Army - that he has some strategic influence in Slaughterhouse Baghdad; he really believes that he is a man, maybe chosen by God, of great moral purpose and personal integrity; when Blair used to say that he could do no wrong, everybody, including the horrid little shit himself, knew he was lying; Nancy, mad as a fucking hatter, really believes his own bullshit; believes that his standing is enhanced by his adroit handling of the Northern Rock bank robbery and by everybody's personal details fluttering around a landfill site and by him taking dodgy money for an election he never fought and by all his boys and girls being crooks and he believes that whatever sewer runs through the house of commons, no whiff of ordure reaches the prime minister; that the nation will not measure him by his criminal madness but - on some futuristic, infinitely receding Judgement Day - by his presbyterian values. He's a lunatic. Worst of all, he believes that artificially inflating the value of homes, and using that false value as collateral for a ten-year debt binge is prudent stewardship of the economy.
Phalanxes of Michael Whites and Polly Toynbees bend the knee to this delusional basket case, endorsing, confirming, quite cruelly, that what his mad Dad says in his head others hear, too.
It wouldn't matter if Codger McCain in his best Rambo sweatband, toting an M40 machine gun, Raging Bull Dyke Hillary, embittered, vengeful veteran of the unlaundered sperm wars and that horrible phony, slimy, doggerel-spouting Uncle Tom, Obamalamadingdong, were all to join hands with Nancy and sing: .. you, me and George Robertson, down by the Schoolyard. He is in a world of his own, where strong enough belief trumps even the evidence of one's own eyes. He used to know he was the chosen one, his daddy told him; now, God help us, he believes it. And nothing else matters; recession, unemployment, shame, scandal, flood, plague, war, let them come; people will judge Nancy by his British values, his visions.
Just look at him signing the Lisbon treaty to understand that Nancy operates in his own continuum of deceit and double deceit; he keeps secrets from himself; he hears voices in his head. He is barking mad. How many times ???
Come out, Gordon; your country doesn't need you.
Gordon wanted to read him a few chapters of "Courage"!
So lets get this straight, the man who is quoted as saying "President Putin of Germany gave one of the old cold war speeches", and in reply to a journalist asking when we are going to send Iran an 'airmail message'... "Remember that old Beech Boys song Bomb Iran, bomb bomb bomb Iran" and this excuse for a human being has cancelled a trip to the UK?
Now if this were really down to Gordon's Bogey shuffling should we not all be praising the man?
Shovel harder Gordon! If nothing else it is at least entertaining!
Rumour has it he is going to Scotland and will shale Salmond's hand because he's such a Scotophile.
Unlike the present incumbent of No. 10 who hates the idea of Scotland because it makes him unelectable.
Anyway, you heard it here first.
tapestry :hes the equivalent of mobile C Diff.
public health warning do not shake gordons hand .
5 reasons
1) spasm may mean a longer than expected photo op
2) it will automatically make hillary the next us president
3) you will develope the inability to answer straight forward domestic and international questions
4) pestelence and flood will visit the USA, it will increase the severity of the recession
5) base ball will degenarate into rounders.
milliband and condolisa fantastic , let me guess who got the french to contribute a thousand troops !!
i keep expecting him to say somthing about how much he likes curly whurleies more than twix everytime he gets up on the platform .
i feel ashamed everytime i see one of gordons cabinet make an international appearence is this normal??
"Mikey said..The Prime Minister was on Blue Peter again this afternoon, donating discs to the Disc Drive Appeal."
Or was he donating the missing Child Benefit Awards database data CDROMs????
Then the BBC gets it in the neck later from NuLab for having the missing CDROMs!!!! Solves 3 problems. The CDROMs turn up, blame can be allocated to the BBC, NuLab can take over 100% editorial and program planning control of the BBC - under the banner of Government Security interests.
ha ha ha ha
COME ON GUIDO go for the EU treaty, don't follow the pack!!
McCain is kinda busyr right now, but I suppose given he is being opposed by some talk radio voices for not being conservative enough, a photo op with a lefty is the last thing he needs right now.
Who would want to meet him? It might involve shaking hands and we all know what he does with them...
Not only have a useless fucker for a PM even the dippy yanks can see it.
jon1: "NuLab can take over 100% editorial and program planning control of the BBC - under the banner of Government Security interests."
You mean they only have 99% now?
So McCain biggest advantage is the fact that he is a Vietnam Vet and war hero serving in the USA Air Corp. ( Salute Now, yes sir, yes sir !!!! )
Here’s a couple of questions I’d like to ask the war hero.
How brave do you need to be to drop napalm bombs from 20000 feet on Vietnamese villages, killing a multitude of innocents.
So McCain, in your tours of duty, can you estimate how many Vietnamese children you killed or maimed.
During your time in the war, that you LOST, did know that napalm and Agent Orange bombs that you dropped were illegal weapons of war.
War Hero errrrrrrrrrr War Criminal
Obama...The next president has already refused to meet Cambo
Nothing like being snubbed by a fellow international leader.
Dubya
"Hi John, how'zit hangin' - that honcho Yo Blair, have you seen him? Getta looka the ass on that wiffa his?"
McCain
"Hello Mr President. There have been a few changes in Engerland - do you remember that man who came over at Christmas, Godron Brown?"
Dubya
"Wadda minute - kinda oily guy, Blair's secretary - they sent him over at Christmas with a book. I thought: Mandelson's not looking good, got that obesity thing goin'. Anyways, I gave him a bomber jacket, told him to git out on the golf course, take some air, take some exercise, hang with the guys -"
McCain
"Yes, Mr President - they made the secretary the new prime minister"
Dubya
"They elected Mandelson?"
McCain
"No, Sir, Godron Brown succeeded Tony Blair - like they do the kings and queens in Europe, you never hear about it, it's all either hereditary or agreed in advance. They all look the same, and they all think the same, so it doesn't really matter which is which."
Dubya
"So whaddya think of the guy Godron. Getta looka the ass on that wiffa his?"
McCain
"Actually, Sir, I was going to ask you that. Should I meet him - I'm pushed for time, but if you think it's important, I'll fit it in."
Dubya
"Nah, not if you can avoid it. He gave me an autographed book of his - said he'd underlined the important parts - and that he'd be back for a discussion. House security immediately said we should buy a bigger sofa and git ready to hide behind it. I told 'em, "I'm the President of the U-nited States and I'm not hiding behind a sofa" and they all said 'shhssh remember the broccoli'. Condy says she hears they have millions of the books on remainder, so if they dump that festering pile of what I will politely call literature on the Whitehouse lawn, then boy will we have a recycling problem."
McCain
"OK, thanks, I'll give it a miss. About that wiffa his - nobody has hardly seen her. Word is she has a beard, which might explain the reluctance to be photographed. Still, you think they'd have it lasered off - but the Europeans are kinda funny about body hair on women."
Dubya
"You want I should get Laura to have a word?"
McCain
"Better leave it alone - if she has that many books cluttering up the kitchen, she'll only give you another one to add to the collection. Thank you for your advice, Sir."
I think you have your knickers in a twist here.
McCain an Iraq war supporting Bush brown nose, doesn’t want to meet Gordo……GOOD.
I’d say Gordo is secretly delighted. Anything that can distance himself from the nauseating Republicans will be to Gords advantage.
Make your minds up people
PS will Gideon Osborne be going to the states in November to help the Rep Campaign? He did in 2000, before he was an MP. Gideon helped Bush into the White House.
McCain is being regarded as a closet leftie by his own party, so avoiding meeting McStalin is an astute move, quite apart from the "Jonah" effect. To many Republicans Broon is somewhat in the same ballpark as Kim il Jung and Fidel Castro. Anyway, McCain has now given Broon another chip on his shoulder!
Stan, 12:47am
"vengeful veteran of the unlaundered sperm wars"
I have no idea what that means but I like it!
We should ensure that the American public are aware that McCain has made a very very wise decision.
"Our gallant troops will be given everything they need to support them in the achievement of their tasks" - so long as they don't ask!
New addendum to the "Military Covenant" sponsored by NulaB.
Can someone in the Democrat party hastilly arrange for Billary Clinton to meet with Brown?
If McCain were to touch Brown US Immigration would probably require him to go into quarantine for a period before they could let him back into the country!
woman on a raft - brilliant! Still laughing. Welcome back, thought you'd gone, driven away, glad to see you.
To anon @ 9'33 - you sir/madam are an ignorant twat.
When McCain served in Vietnam it was not a choice you dimwit - ever heard of the draft? Marxist-Leninist cunts like you ran off to Canada and smoked wacky baccy. Normal US citizens got called up, and had to do a lot of stuff they probably didn't want to, and might have prefered being on the beach at Malibu with a blonde and a surfboard and atranny listening to Love Me Do. Fortunately for you or those like you, Britain was then being run by another Labour bunch of asswipes who were taking their orders from Moscow, Peking and Hanoi. At least they weren't being blackmailed into going to war because of the threat of being outed as paedophiles.
Cunt, them and you.
Watched Condi Rice desperately trying to edge away from the unwashed, nosepicking one ... all the while backing into the more odious inanely grinning Milliband. No wonder poor old Ovenchips doesn't want to come over here.
No 45govt at 12:03 PM, February 07, 2008.
McCain was not drafted, he was a regular
Now that McCain has a virtual lock on the Republican nomination, perhaps he's begun to get the Secret Service briefings given to presidential candidates;
US SPOOK: Senator, before you agree to meeting Prime Minister Brown, maybe you should look at these photographs?
MCCAIN: Let's see...Hey, that doesn't even look like a real horse.... and what the hell is that he's wearing?
US SPOOK: Senator, if I told you, you would just not believe me..
Makes no odds anon, you do what you're told in the military, some may have enjoyed it, lots did not.
GOVT OFFICIAL
Yes Sir,he does swear a lot and surrounds himself with people who have no capabilities or experience or expertise in ANY particular field.
Yes Sir.. He does like being on television.
I believe he does have a best selling autobiography.. I am sure he would love to sign it for you if you ask him .
Hanging around children's schools?
I think he does like doing that ..... No actually isn't that Jamie Sainsbury?
I think We are getting confused
GORDON RAMSEY is the chef
GORDON BROWN is the British President
Yes Sir, I will get you out of it..right away...
What's that .. No Sir I have no idea who Russel Brand is.
On the schedule it says the man who called you was named Milliband.
No Sir ,we won't respond to that one either..
Gordo will order a review to investigate why McCain won't shake
his hand.
anon 09:33
Do you spend the day posting identical irrelevancies on every blog ? Most people have moved on from the Vietnam war, the communists won with the help of their useful idiots in the West. You obviously are stuck in the 60's.
Best woman on a raft in all the world's oceans.
I think laughing at stanislav is a guilty pleasure like Gordo's pocket billiards when in the company of some of his young male coterie.
However, stan really made me laugh today. Ta
So McCain can take five years of torture from the North Vietnamese, but even he cannot stand the thought of shaking the snotgobbler's hand? Proof that Gordon Brown is scarier than a Vietnamese torture chamber.
McCain used the excuse that the campaign was still undecided, and that was technically true, as Romney hadn't suspended his campaign at the time.
McCain is good at snubbing people. If he gets elected president, you should expect a lot of that over the next four years.
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