Guido Dithering Over Gordon Birthday Prize
Guido is in a bit of a dither over who should be the winner of the competition from Wednesday. Some cracking entries, some crap entries. Have decided that the "anonymous" entries are not going to win. Not sure which book to give as a prize either...
Is there a popular choice? The Beatles parodies were quite good. Guido has decided to put the prize decision out to review by the readers. Recommendations in the comments please. If Guido disagrees he will ignore the recommendation, just like Gordon.
Is there a popular choice? The Beatles parodies were quite good. Guido has decided to put the prize decision out to review by the readers. Recommendations in the comments please. If Guido disagrees he will ignore the recommendation, just like Gordon.
33 comments:
Looks like Gordon got himself a Bank for his Birthday.
I can think of more fitting presents though.
The one where Tony Blair is pretending to be Gordo and hits him in the face with some cold porridge..! Classic.
I think they're all pretty bad. But it's partly your fault for saying '24 hours' - you don't then stick to the terms...eh?!
Also the fault of the type of people who read this blog that they don't read you said 'ideal day' and they've all done average day.
christ.
I liked the rocking horse one,
and the mental illness one posted anonimously by me .ha
Its now believd that 80% of all
mental illness is caused by sleep distubance.As an insomniac that also suffers from apnea I really know how much it messes your head up...
My opinion is that its more likely 99%.But that would put psyco-anilists out of a job.A profesion I concider a form of mental illness in its self..
My favourite is Genghiz the Kahn.
chris A or 1984 and a half.
priceless, unique, funny and tragic
Toby
Anonymous entries disqualified? This is gross discrimination and I'm going to complain to Ofcom or whichever Watchdog is responsible for Bloggers.
I would feel even more strongly about this had I been a***d to take part in the competition!
I'm with Simon said... Gordon suit was genius.
Genghiz the Kahn is the one for me.
If you were going to give a prize it should be Ghost by Robert Harris.
.... but if you've got bored with the whole idea you could always declare the competition null and void and claim that none of the entries was good enough
Likewise - the Gordon suit one was the best.
I think I should win -I did not enter but that doesn't matter - its a matter of social justice as I am broke and could sell the book on ebay.
Anon 12.28
But you were asked, surely?
Mitch 8:47pm. Short, but accurate.
Please don't disqualify anonymous entries. We namesless people are just preparing for the introduction of ID cards - I'll be wearing a burka for my photo as well.
Genghis is good but Woman on raft is capture whole surreal nightmare shit of Nutter Brown.
If was stanislav would have started with Nurse! the prime minister is out of bed again.....
Anyway bollocks to competition, is so passe, so neanderthal, innit. How long is fucking hanging about in here before lifetime award? Like Sir Thumbs-up Macca, fabulous moptop fabster and fucking skinflint, won't give disabled Mrs any fucking money, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want... etc to coda.
God - who'd go for this job?
http://www.w4mp.org/html/personnel/jobs/disp_job.asp?ref=12035
Even though I couldn't be arsed to enter the comp myself I think I should speak up for anonymous posters.
Dithering ? there is only one solution Guido , hold an immediate enquiry. Select a committee, throw money at them for months on end, till they produce the result you want and the public has lost interest in the issue.
Guido, you are not doing what Gordon would do:
You have only had a consultation so far, so you can't go on to ignore the result just yet. You need now to have a review, and then you can ignore the recommendation.
I've been trying to get
some free stuff for fucking ages. nada.
Guido, any chance of giving everyone who
entered a t-shirt? (large)
thankyou sir.
@Gordon's Birthday wish said...
// Looks like Gordon got himself a Bank for his Birthday.
I can think of more fitting presents though. //
Fitting? How about a well-fitted butt plug?
As the competition was for an ideal rather than a typical, however cynical and amusing, day that eliminates some strong runners leaving 1984 1/2.
Look me and Guido met in a restaurant in 94 and agreed that I would have the prize after he had finished it its mine by right I also want control over the index and the dedication gulp,blow,sulk...its mine it is...I can never believe another competition you ever have..
Up in the attic inside Gordon Brown's Treasured Possessions strong box..
Granita Menu, used.
I will always love you CD,Whitney Houston, signed Tony Blair.
Moral Compass [damaged]
EU Chancellor of the year award 1998
Member of the G8 club baseball cap.
Rugby Ball
Invitation to John Smith's Barbaque May 1994 {cancelled}
Empty packet of Benson And Hedges with "New Labour policies" written on the back.
Copy of 'Economics for Dummies' inscribed 'Happy Birthday Gimppy, Love ED.
Returned cheque deposit and compliments slip from Match.Com.September 2000.
"Sorry this time we were unable to find you any suitable persons of either sex"
Copy of Daily Mail tax guide 2001-2002
Receipt for 60% of UK's gold reserves sold at $275
Heath Ledger poster
Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh {unread copy}
Trainspotting by Dr Beecham
{very well read copy}
Coupon for ' £5.00 off your next move with Pickfords if used within the next 2 years.'
Unpublished poster for the uncalled 2007 election showing Brown happily smiling,lifted upon the shoulders of grateful citizens.
Strap line: 'You Voted For Him !'
Suicide note.. as yet undated
Fuck Snot Gobbler's prize, give him a butt plug and let him get on with it.
What's really got me steaming is bloody Stanislav. Waterboarding etc.
A cowarsdly Gvnt so happy to use and abuse the British Army, only today I read the obit. of John Woodhouse, a man I'd only have to glimpse the lapel badges of to know here was a man worthy of respect.
Know this, an army of trained killers is coming home, guns are cheap and plentiful, this Gvnt will reap what it has sown. Be prepared ;-)
I wish to make a late entry.
Gordon Brown wakes up at 7:15 AM.
He then acts like a cunt until lunchtime when he then eats like a cunt.
Then he spends the afternoon acting like a cunt again while doing many other highly cuntish things.
Late afternoon he takes his usual afternoon nap, looking like a cunt but dreaming of anything but cunts.
In the evening he gets serious and actually tries to become a cunt.
Then goes to sleep again, smelling and dripping like a cunt.
Gordon Brown wakes up at 7:15 AM, and does it all again, over just about anyone he can trust not to let on. Lets face it if you had just had sex with Gordon Brown, would you tell anyone?
Atlas shrugged and then took a very long shower.
Dear Mr Too Old For This Shit
Once, y'see, they get away with Iraq - an event, let us not forget, which "misled" the feeblest brains in the land, such as pretend lawyer Michael Howard, QC, MP and pretend environmentalist Dave Flashman and all the other pig-cunts down in that trough - we move quickly to a culture of Jack Straw's torture-as-evidence: into a climate where cookery teacher Schmidt can argue for illegal detention of British citizens and not get stones thrown at her fat stupid arse; where Sir Iain Blair-Bendover's boys can shoot without blame; where the Mayor can throw money around like Al Capone and where, within a week, promises from HM government to repay dirty money are forgotten and overlooked. And where, compared with everything that has gone before, this Northern Rock gangster shit just looks like a wee bit of shoplifting.
Tommy, meanwhile, in two pointless policing actions, freelancing for Tony Blair's US paymasters, gets his ill-equipped arse blown off for sweet fuck all and comes home to a beggar's portion courtesy of the unspeakable, miserable, cowardly Jock turd, Browne with an E for Excrement. If Tommy's lucky he won't get MRSA in one of Alan Johnstone's flagship shithole death hospitals, run by some thieving useless bint with an MBA. And all the while we pay this worthless cunt Sandler a million pounds a year for handling stolen property. It's easy, the one big crime just merges into a whole, endless caravan of larceny, murder and treason.
These robot apparatchiks, Blears and the Ballses and Flint, especially Flint and the Millipedes and the bizarre fuckwit Ruth Man Kelly and the Great Visionary him/herself look and sound as though they warped-in from Munich 1933. Theirs the language of totalitarianism - and given the risible, cowardly, bicycling performance of the Flashmanites this may as well be a one-party state - theirs the repressions cast as freedom, theirs is the dictum that says, in a very real sense, and subject to parliamentary scrutiny by some obnoxious monster like Alex Carlisle, or Admiral Liberace Bendover, torture is ok. Torture is not Ok.
George Bush, in whose interests the UK now operates, is a cowardly, draft-dodging, coke-snorting, wife-beating, alcoholic chimp in thrall to MegaCorpWarsRus Inc and he has trampled the star spangled banner in shit, the world over. Any decent British government would excoriate this monster, he has no support at home; New Labour sucks his cock and licks his arse. Special relationship. It's just that it's Tommy gets to eat the shit and die. A small price to secure Tony and Imelda Blair's financial future. Anybody else remember Honest Tone saying how he was so proud of the way they'd served him? Yes, him. Honest. Not invent.
Europe is beautiful; its unelected, kleptomaniac, Kinnockocracy, though, is a greedy self-serving gang of bullying wordy criminals, like Hewitt and Mandelson. We should withdraw to our own borders. The UK simply is not sufficiently well-resourced to cope with the demands on its infrastructure and services of even a tiny fraction of the four hundred million now legally entitled to settle here; this is a unification wrought in the criminal madhouse, it can only fail, a child can see that.
We should come out of Iraq where we never should have been and from Afghnanistan where Dr Jock Reid, cowardly little Jock bully, said no Tommy would face a shot fired in anger and we should put the tanks and armoured cars where they belong, in Downing Street and on the Embankment.
Time for Up Against The Wall Motherfuckers.
love from stanislav
No
Love TO stanislav mate.
Great just great. What else is there to say apart from keep it up and really sock it to the scum next time. They deserve all of your worst invective and far more?
Every single British MP is a perfect disgrace to their trusted position. I for one have no confidence in any of them whatsoever, when it comes to telling the truth. Not a single one. They all have blood on their hands, that will never wash off. The only ones that maybe do not have been either heart attacked, suicided, or retired already.
If you have to fight a war. You get in super big with everything you have. Get it over with as fast as humanly possible. Then get out even faster, in time for tea and medals.
Otherwise it simply becomes obvious that you wanted to be there in the first place and organized most if not all of it yourself.
Although in my opinion Bush had little to do with its conception. He is simply to stupid and lazy to organize a blow job in a whore house. Also he was not in power for even one year before 9/11. Things like this take many years of detailed planning.
However Clinton and Blair, I am not so sure about.
If there is a very good reason for being there, they sure are not letting on what exactly it is. Because one things for sure it is NOT the reason they say it is.
ATLAS shrugged but then exclaimed "It was not me who wrote this comment, is was someone else, honest guv."
Stanislav-you got it in one!
Stanislav = brilliance - the likes of which I have never seen.
There is more truth in a plumbers rant than in any "news" paper printed today.
ps
a bit late but gordo got a cowboy outfit for his birthday and we paid for it.
The plumbing bulletin provides more information than all the dead tree press, and many times their worthless comment sections, all bought by, and doing the bidding of cunts like Murdoch or Gay Gordo. Did anyone see the FT's shameless refusal to print Daniel Hannan's rebuttal of the accusations made against him by a fellow MEP, because the asshole editor thought "the matter should remain closed"? Fuck me, when these editors for hire can decide what to censor from a rebuttal letter, we have hit the bottom.
Stan has, as ever, put into inimitable prose what many of us know to be the case, but lack the literary armoury of our most distinguished commenter. Thanks Mr Plumber for starting the day off with a bang, and for those here who don't already know, some kind soul has gathered his pearls together at http;//aplumberslogic.blogspot.com
It IS time for up against the wall motherfuckers, and as Atlas Shrugged has pointed out, there is not a single MP to be trusted to tell the truth, although there are a few who do selectively, but barring incontrovertible evidence that they are honest, we MUST assume the norm. Cunts one and all.
Atlas is also spot on the money with the Clinton/Bliar twosome - what crimes we may lay at their doors we may only wonder at, but certainly we see but the tip of the iceberg. Absolute corruption, and I believe worse than anything Dubya is responsible for, simply because he doesn't possess the innate cunning, or the mental machinery to perpetrate the advance of the destruction of democracy as they do. Dubya will pass into history as a footnote, but when (please God not) we have a President Blair, and President Billary running world affairs we will regret for all time that we didn't put the fuckers up against the wall when we had a chance. We ain't seen nothing yet - dream on of referenda, you'll never see one again.
We have asked too much of Tommy Atkins already - Ma'am, it is time to earn your crust, call that snot-gobbling freakshow to Buckhouse, and tell him you will not sit by while he dismantles your realm any further, and if he won't call an election, you will, backed by your loyal armed forces.
NOW, please, your Majesty, before that infernal constitution goes any further.
BTW Atlas, why don't you drop the anonymous?
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