Gordon's Jinx : It Is Official!
At the Lobby briefing this afternoon the PMOS confirmed that Gordon is a Jonah. A member of the fearless Lobby asked the PMOS "Which football match had the Prime Minister attended on Saturday?""Raith Rovers" replied the PMOS.
" They lost, didn't they," said the correspondent.
" I don't know," said the PMOS. " They must have done - every team he goes to watch loses," continued the PMOS.
Things are now so bad in England under Gordon that residents in the Northumberland town of beautiful Berwick-upon-Tweed have voted in favour of becoming part of free Scotland under the SNP.
According to a poll for ITV1's Tonight programme (to be broadcast 8pm, errm, tonight) 60% want the town to be administered by Scotland. Better public services, including free care for the elderly, were the main reasons. The SNP's Christine Grahame has tabled a motion in the Scottish Parliament calling for the town to "return to the fold".
If only we could return Gordon to whence he came so easily...
According to a poll for ITV1's Tonight programme (to be broadcast 8pm, errm, tonight) 60% want the town to be administered by Scotland. Better public services, including free care for the elderly, were the main reasons. The SNP's Christine Grahame has tabled a motion in the Scottish Parliament calling for the town to "return to the fold". If only we could return Gordon to whence he came so easily...
36 comments:
Hmmm, Isn't Berwick one of those places that if it went Scot the oil fields would well and truly be inside Scotland's borders?
Do the SNP have ulterior motives here? Of course! Not content with pinching all our cash, they want all the oil too.
Scotland can have Berwick, and welcome. It's the foulest shithole west of Razdolnoye. And the people are shite.
they must go as a package deal if they want berwick they can have gayboy, darling and the rest of the shower of shit that thinks it's running what's left of the country
Jasper: I won't be hounded out by racist lies
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/feb/18/london08.london2
Jasper, who says he will concentrate on helping persuade black Londoners to vote on May 1 while he is suspended, said he did not think the row had damaged Livingstone's chances against Tory Boris Johnson.
only black Londoners Jasper! not yellow or brown or heaven forbid even white! you wouldnt be a racist would you?
Correct
Raith Rovers 1
Ayr United 2
Gay Gordon must be taken into public ownership immediately and a referendum held on what to do with him.
Perhaps we could flog him to Richard Branson to blast into space in an early prototype of one of his tourist rockets.
Just tell Gordon it's a probe.
He won`t go away you know.
Not until his party discover what we all know that he is a loser. All he touches is lost. Ask him where his car keys are and gordon will tell you he has lost them.
Actually GB admitted to this in his monthly press conference this morning.
A journo said something about the importance of resting (I think she was quoting Blears), then asked if the PM had managed to get much rest recently.
He said he went to a football match, to which Darling replied... "So that is where you were!"
Must be an in joke something about McCavity!
Then Brown admitted that his team lost.
Raith are 3rd in the league, and were doing well. Brown turns up and they lose at home to Ayr, who were 2nd bottom (relegation zone).
racist jasper plays the race card writes
Jasper, who says he will concentrate on helping persuade black Londoners to vote on May 1 while he is suspended, said he did not think the row had damaged Livingstone's chances against Tory Boris Johnson.
only black Londoners Jasper! not yellow or brown or heaven forbid even white! you wouldnt be a racist would you?
By "black" Jasper means "not white", or rather "not-white-British". That is, "Black" is a banner for the oppressed and downtrodden to unite under rather than a literal description of their skin colour. As the protestors against the vile BNP ballerina so succinctly put it:
“We are Muslim, black and Jew, there are many more of us than you!”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/minette_marrin/article1292715.ece
The aim is to create a sufficiently large and aggressive coalition to sweep Livingstone, Jasper and Co. to the power their unique benevolence and wisdom qualifies them to wield, as they would be the first to tell you. Wrecking the country is a necessary first step, and worthwhile in its own right, when you consider Britain's blood-soaked history of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
We don't Want him Back You can Keep him and the rest of the Quisling Scottish Labour MP's
the red despot spotter cant help but wonder now just how long this johna-er-ing of our nation has been going on !!
banks lending 125% of property values , just what is the end of that particular finacial tool, surely it wasnt proping up the housing market , beautifying the prison, for our all too CAMP commondant.
the more you find out about what communications have gone on with our former chancellor and his FSA and BOE buddies , you begin to wonder where any responsibleity was , did anyone think it was nuts buisness model.
so we are now left with the prospect of considering that somthing for more intricate has been used to rob us our freedoms , or far more wreckless for the purposes of political power.
our freedoms seem to have been seduced by credit , a credit endorsed by the labour goverment, if it turns out they have also created the climate for the uptake of there plan via stealth to bring about a form of socialism (or possibly the more deadly marxism)
i dont think they will have any public sympathy , making fools out out the british people , is not only anti democratic but loads the question of fit for office.
from my angle there is somthing deviant and perverted about the stealth and darkness , the none answer of questions , the fiddled figures , the lack of directional information.
just like the politbreaue , the red despot spotter is very concerned indeed , that there is more to this bank failiure than darlings words informed us . Systemic failiure can only occure if there has been a systemic lie .
whilst the immediate picture is one of incompetance , this may only be the rough sketch of somthing that may be far more hiddious in the detail and colour.
if they have lied to us god help them .
If Berwick can join Scotland why can't the Home Counties secede from the UK, just as the Kosovars have seceded from Serbia? Now the principle is established that a region of a recognised country can set up shop on their own if they want to, how about the Kingdom of SE England? We'd even put up with Hackney and Tower Hamlets, as long as they're outnumbered by nice people.
redrevolution,
quote -
Britain's blood-soaked history of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
mmmm...i am so glad you did not label Muslims as racist, sexist and homophobic unlike us evil Brits.
As only yesterday i saw a group of muslims on a gay and lesbian rights march, all holding hands they were. The women were throwing off their burqas and filled with joy kissing all around them.
many proclaimed themselfs to be gay and all went home to make love.
The red communists were so happy knowing in their infinate wisdom that they always knew it would work out just fine once the evil racist, homophobic and sexist white man had been destroyed along with his medicines.
Wake up Mr Redrevolution you`ve been dreaming again, smoking too much pot perhaps, still if your quick you can catch the post office to cash your Giro.
redrevolution probably has a social or outreach worker to do that for him.
Off topice but have a look here http://www.stuff.co.nz/4406273a19715.html.
Shitbags the world over
Never mind Berwick joining Scotland. I think the border should be moved back to Hadrian's Wall then a few more of us Northumbrians can enjoy Scotland's better public services instead of just paying for them.
Redrevolution was joking. He knows he can't get the Muslims to stop killing the Jews and the Blacks long enough for the plan to work.
6:31 PM
You don't wear any remember, you daft cow.
Sneer while you can, lads. You'll not look so clever when the People's Flag is fluttering over the ruins of Buckingham Palace.
In answer to red despot spotter;-
What has not been said yet is that traditionally banks have always lent at least 10x what they have "on deposit". This latest development is only a "gearing up" as they euphemistically" call it.
As far as any intervention in this is concerned Gay Gordon is renowned for his "Light Touch", (hence the tripartite bollocks) as was The Cheshire Cat.
The motto of every government has always been "Never bite the hand that feeds you".
I fear those of you goading redrevolution seem to have missed he/she was explaining the rationale not necessarily supporting it - the language is neutral
If Grasper hadn't been suspended, would he be able to canvas for the black vote for Ken? Surely he's a GLA employee. Wouldn't that be in breach of his terms of employment unless he took leave of absence?
So if he's been suspended on full pay, what's the position now?
I can make an entirely unrelated comment? Rhetorical question of course as bloggers do all the time!
G. Brown repeated at the Prime Minister's (even though the chancellor is now bullied into appearing with him) official press briefing today that Boris Johnston wishes to slash police numbers in London. This was in answer to a question about whether or not he would support Comrade Livingstone for Mayor. This was a flagrant lie(according to Boris) and a repeat of a lie made a PMQ's recently - after which Boris, called a point of order and demanded the PM come to the House to apologise and retract.
As this latest lie was repeated outside the House of Commons, and therefore attracts none of Parliament's privilege regards slander, will Boris now sue the PM for repeating this slanderous comment?
Gordon isn’t jinxed - he’s possessed!
We need the Rev. Iain Paisley to exorcise him.
The club to watch here is Newcastle -- since they are now sponsored by Gordon via NR.
"“We are Muslim, black and Jew, there are many more of us than you!”"
Tht's the trouble with these leftie fuckers -- they don't scan. Thick cunt.
Redrevolution had his tongue in his cheek: to sweep Livingstone, Jasper and Co. to the power their unique benevolence and wisdom qualifies them to wield...
The bizarrely silly idea of a chanting mob of Muslims, Jews and assorted non-white people all united for more than 3.2 seconds on any one issue is hilarious. The notion that the thing they are going to agree on is Ken's wonderfulness is beyond romantic fiction. He only ever got in because people fancied poking Tony Blair in the eye. How this translated in to a second election success, goodness knows, but presumably somebody will be able to explain that.
Livingstone is hardly Lambeth's answer to Obama - but when he looks in the mirror he sees Lambeth's answer to Mel Gibson (it's a fairground mirror, obviously), all drunken rages against people who he thinks must be plotting against him, and braveheart cod-patriotism based on his dear old dad being Scotch, the noo.
Ken wants to watch it with a smoothie-chops like Alex Salmond in the world. Regardless of what one thinks of the SNP, Salmond puts on a plausible jockular moosh, as oval and shiny as a sucked Werther’s Original, and could field a candidate for Mayor of London, och aye. The way things are going Ken could find the London declaring itself the southernmost suburb of Edinburgh, free homecare for the auld folk and no university fees for Scottish students. Let the City pay ferrit; there's scarce 5m people in Scotland so the canny Londoners will be quids in, subsidizing them but cutting off blasted Essex (only useful for Stansted) and everywhere else south of the border.
Vote for me, vote for me, I'm the tartan candidate, don't you see. Aye, they could, and t'would stop the population of sassenachs cluttering up St Andrews with their braying offspring and ageing grannies. Noo ye canna kick yer granny off the bus, but you can make sure the bus dinnae run up the A1. Hoots mon, geography is only a state of mind.
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Kilted Ken is now appearing at the Hackney Empire, performing a sword-dance to the tune of 'Iv I were a rish man, diddle diddle diddle dum', accompanied by Fingers Lee on the fiddle and guesting Windy Wendy on the bagpipes.
The smashed windows story seems to have died a death? I wonder why?
All that fake anger and indignation from Grasper,mother Lawrence and livingslime screaming "racist" with no evidence!
Who paid all that money for those windows? Wouldnt be the taxpayer would it?
Stephen was a young thug(drug dealer&bully) who stepped over the invisible 'turf line' and thought he could get away with it! parts of London are controlled by gangs who defend their patch, its as simple as that but it was blown up by the 'race racketeers' to puff themselves up and gain influence!
Grasper and people like him have made a mint out of the guilt ridden hand wringing whitey for years.
Old saying...
fool me once, shame on you!
Fool me twice, shame on me!
How many times will us natives be fooled before we wake the fuck up?
3:52am
By Zeus, if there's one type I cannot abide it's tight-arsed little pricks who have to do everything by numbers.
Try putting the emphasis in the right spot and it'll trip off sweet, honey. I'm sure you'll work out where I mean.
redrevolution said...
Sneer while you can, lads. You'll not look so clever when the People's Flag is fluttering over the ruins of Buckingham Palace.
Nothing will be fluttering by then. Wind requires sunshine, and even solar fusion only lasts so long.
"If only we could return Gordon to whence he came so easily..."
My enjoyment of the sentiment of this sentence was spoiled somewhat by the disagreement people have over whether the 'from' is redundant.
The King James bible in the 14th century is famous for its use of 'from whence', even though 'whence' means 'from where'.
Let's just agree on it being the case that we would all be a lot better off if Gordon were sent home!
:-)
David Beckham meets Gordon on Jan 8th, shortly afterwards he is dropped from the England Squad
"'He's a very good man, you know he's a man that's looking after our country and he is doing a very good job. I'm very proud to be here tonight.'
Thanks cassandra - that should be printed in the MSM -hah!
This stiff upper lip nonsense has gone on far too long, and the English need to get angry enough at the despoliation of their country and heritage to take to the streets.
cassandra 7:43
Cassandra, darling, I've sent a black man round to your house to smash all the windows - if you cry "racist" I'm going to piss my panties and then stuff them down your dirty old gob.
Sorry about the language I've just used readers, but cassandra's being a real FUCKING ARSEHOLE today - and she's trodden on my FUCKING TURF.
I agree about Jasper making money out of guilty whitey tho'...funny how black people don't feel guilty about being racist, eh hun? (Unless they're shameless race profiteers like LJ, of course...) But that's the ONLY thing I agree with out of that stinking pile of HORSESHIT you've got the RAAAAAAAAASCLART cheek to call a PUSSYCLAAAAAAART COMMENT.
Can London join the Scotish Empire? I think Salmond would do a far better job than Gordon. A Scotish Govonor General in the Tower of London rather than all these polititians would be quite entertaining.
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