Gordon Jinx Hits Manchester United
Every international football and rugby match Gordon has attended since he has become PM has led to a defeat for England or Scotland. His Jonah-like jinx now seemingly extends to club matches. On a day of high emotion at Old Trafford, in front of survivors of the Munich crash and the families of the victims, Brown turned up. The result? Manchester United lost at home for the first time against City in 34 years! Is this a good sign for the blues?
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It might be worth investigating where the Snot Gobbler was in Feb 1958. Fuckin' Jinx!!
Scotland v England rugby match coming up in March at Murrayfield.
Will Brown be forced to talk to Salmond or will Downing Street instruct the SRU to give Brown a seat well away from the First Minister?
Who will Brown support is the next question.
Sod soccer. The moment he takes over as PM, the world economy slides.
Worse, his reckless spending habits, dodgy off-balance sheet PFI deals, the debt mountains and a cave-in on public sector pension reform means Britain is amongst the worst placed to weather the storm.
At least Man Utd have fans...
he turned up in Lisbon and we lost our sovereignty!
Please, please Gordon can you go to ALL of Manchester Uniteds' remaining games this season
Why is it he feels it so necessary to comment/attend/be involved in everything to do with football? Is this part of his job or just a junket?
Surely he should have stayed home and written a book.
Richard H, he doesn't need to stay at home to write a book. As we know from his recent ouevre, "10 Bottlers" (or whatever) he has people to do that sort of task for him.
fans of the beautiful game (and the national side in particular) should look away now....
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2008/02/10/gordon-brown-i-m-fan-of-fabio-capello-98487-20314685/
it seems that jonah have climbed aboard the capello bandwagon...
How many sporting events did Blair go to in ten years? Hasn't Brown got anything better to do than get involved in the Premiership?
Perhaps he likes the sweaty men running around in their shorts.
He seems to be confusing the two "Premierships". Although he is consistant by being a Jinx on both.
Why should the unelected squatter's influence be any more benign on soccer than on the rest of our affairs?
Perhaps Mr Bean can visit The Environmental Change Institute in Oxford - and so finish off their work programme?
"Whe're all doomed, i tell ya doomed"
(Stop rolling your eyes Wendy"
Politicians (and even the odd political blogger) feel they have to BORE on and on about football (and pop music) thinking we are all 12 year old boys to ingratiated themselves with. It is deeply irritating and patronizing.
It was the thought that he might want to join the team in the after match showers that distracted the Manchester United players!
Re Molesworth link to the Sunday Mirror
Quote "The PM praised the Italian's hardline regime for players from the national squad. And he called for the team captain to be held responsible for ill-discipline by team-mates on the field.
Mr Brown said fans had a right to expect footballers to be well disciplined on and off the pitch and to act as good role models."
What a hypocrite.
When it comes to politicians and government ministers in particular it's seems to be a case of "get yer snouts in the trough before we all git kicked out".
Perhaps if the politicians showed some integrity, discipline and acted as good role models themselves, the moral decline in this country may stop.
Eammon Homes was sucking Brown's cock on Radio 5 Live on Saturday morning. Something about how he's a real man and loves sport, and doesn't like to butt fuck the Milipede brothers when they are dressed as St Trinians schoolgirls. I didn't need to listen to it though, I already know our Prime Minister is a macho stud who would never let Ed Balls fist fuck him. We all know that surely?
Anyhow, the pie fiend Holmes got his just reward when the Brown jinx fell upon his beloved United. When will people learn that everything Brown touches turns, literally and figuratively, to shit?
The Scottish Prime-Minister backs Rowan Williams - his is done for !
Let's hope Jonah's support for Rowan "wanker" Williams works its magic.
God bless him and all who have rode him. Lets hope he becomes a fan of Man Ushited, they'll be relegated by easter.
Not only did Brown put a jinx on my team but the mincing great poof tried to tap me up for a blow-job in the gents bog at half-time.
What's worse, the lying slimebag is now putting it about that he's really a United fan. Well here's a message for you Gordo...
FUCK OFF WE DON'T WANT YOU!
Can't top that, Sambo. Well said. They are as irritating as Aled "Chlamydia" Jones.
He's just given Williams the kiss of death.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7238198.stm
Eamonn Holmes has a furnished flat up Gordons arse
Him and Crick brown nosing with Man U fig leaf
it is a good sign for the blues. when will labour admit that they cannot win an election with this fukin jonah in charge?
if he called off an election when 10%+ ahead in the polls because he was worried about losing what chance does he have now he is 5%+ behind?
face it, the next government will lead by DC.
As a City fan, I can tell you we don't need any cunting Gordon Cunting Brown to beat any Cunting Manchester Cunting United.
Is that clear?
@Ed said...
// How many sporting events did Blair go to in ten years? Hasn't Brown got anything better to do than get involved in the Premiership //
Mwahahah, Ed, you clearly don't remember Bliar telling us all how he used to sit at the Gallowgate End at the Toon to watch Jackie Milburn.
Gallowgate End was all standing until that bastard Lord Taylor got rid of the terraces.
So, another case of Bliar lying for effect.
Cunt.
I was at Old Trafford yesterday. Brown was roundly booed and barracked as soon as he showed his fat face and later there were a few chants of "Gordon is a moron" and "Gordon is a queer".
We don't want you at Old Trafford Gordon. Don't fucking well come back.
Looks like Rowan Williams is a goner then, he has Gordon's full support:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7238198.stm
@Elby the Beserk 2:25 PM
Jackie Milburn played his last match for Newcastle United in 1957, Tony Bliar was born in 1953. So maybe he was sitting, in his pram.
this new found fondness for sport is not just to see Beckham.
It all stems from the PM seeing the over the top BBc coverage of Newcastle Utd recently.
A massively failing team is given a relaunch .
Fans are crying in the streets at the mention of the Messiah's name.. Hope is flowing, the seeds are sowing, the land is returning to a lush green once more..
Give me some of that says 'PM Brown'.
The spinmen didn't have the heart to tell him of the similarities
Of Kevin and Gordon ..
Had a commanding points lead but couldn't hang on to it..
Heavily criticised for bottling too many decisions.
Unsound at tactics.
Believing that one's own willpower and belief is enough to win through
Inadequate advisors.
Promoted to the ultimate post but in the end couldn't cope with it..
And
After all the hype of the New Messiah, things are actually just a little bit worse.
Come June 2009 expect to hear..
'WE ARE STILL FIGHTING FOR THIS. I WILL LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM..LOVE IT.'
I wonder if the Archcunt Williams The Church is an arsebandit too? He looks the part.
Surely you mean Browis is good luck for man city, arsenal and chelsea
First a bringer of debt, now a bringer of bad luck. We can't really blame him for the latter, but the former is something for which he should be ashamed.
Thank fuck he's unlikely to turn up out hunting, with his luck all the foxes would get mange.
I think Brown should become the Man Utd. mascot! Somebody start a Downing Street e-petition.
Prophecy the blues won
He might have once or twice touched his wife and look what fell out of that!!
the"mans" a jinx and we don't want him.
Brown is as Scottish as Morris Dancing.
He acts more like an Englishman than a Scotsman, it's his effeminate manner you see.
You wouldn't catch us jocks surrendering to Iranians.... you English have no guts
Mitch 9.20pm
That's below the belt dude.....still made me laugh though
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