Friday Caption Contest
Scrounging Tory MP Complains -
Brown' s Undeclared "Donation in Kind" - COP Blog
Think-Tank Roundup - Cassilis
Charity Criticised by Regulator for Links to Gordon Brown - Bloomberg
Official UK Report Criticises Shrum - Danny Finkelstein
Ban the Word "Toff" - Iain Dale
PMQs Cruel But Funny - Simon Carr
Brown Lies at PMQs - Fraser Nelson
62 comments:
Fayed wasn't taking the coroners verdict lying down.
governor of california arrives for tory party conference
On hearing that a presidancy job was becoming vacant, Blair decided to seize the day and show them his war-mongering credentials.
No doubt 'Ride of the Valkyries' is coming out of the 'speakers'
'We have to replace the evil British Empire with a much nicer Yanker Imperialism'
Cunts,
Extreme rendition reaches central London.
Look Cherie, You can see one of our houses from up here.
Mesage to Gordo: Here comes a chopper to chop off your head...
Prince Philip on manoeuvres.
Duck!!!
His Excellency, President Gordon Brown leaves the Presidential Palace on his way to the annual "Freedom Day" parade in Trafalgar Square, with US President Obama, to celebrate the victory over Eastasia.
Get to the choppa!
Unfortunately, because of Gordons' defence budget cuts, the RAF no longer managed to get more than 100 feet up before running out of fuel.
Once again, the Americans come to our rescue by sending in armoured helicoptors to destroy the useless Brown socialist Government.
Next stop - Brussels.
Well, I can always dream... :)
Prince William armed the missiles and.... if those fucking flags were'nt in the way I'd have line of sight to the back of No.10..
Unusually, Prezza's chopper was on display outside Admiralty Arch.
Fidel Castro arrives to sort out National Rock
We may not be allowed to bug scumbag MP's ( even those with dubious terrorist friends) but neither the Wilson doctrine or anti hunting bill cover hunting them through the streets of Westminster by chopper.
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had parliament bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' politician. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole palace. Smelled like... victory.
Someday this war's gonna end...
US PILOT: OK, your highness sir, where's this no-good, coffee-swilling, camel jockey, a-rab terrorist you was talking about?
PHILIP, DUKE OF FRANKENSTEIN: He's in a little corner shop in South Kensington, you can't miss it.
Eagerly awaiting a Blair visit to her Maj,Gordon switches the safty off.
The new "royal" hedge trimmer" is equally adept at dealing with "untidy" crowds.
Harry's mates drop by with the
chips an vodka he requested.
Rumsfeild puctures copter on flagpole,in a small 3rd world ,
european province.
Isreali's deny Admiralty Arch is under survailence.
The new Wii remote gunship now
opperates via GPS.
We havn't flown over Britain honest ,says American government and CIA...
HMQ-- Fetch me the prime minister.
Army pilot -- DEAD or alive Ma'am
Upon the UK Parliament selling off the UK to the EU. The Queen abandons the UK for a new life, with her husband, selling kebabs in Crete.
The last helicopter in the Armed Services of the UK, flies Mrs Windsor and Mr Windsor to their new life, before it becomes part of the rapid action force based in Poland.
Ed Milliband puts on brave face to reveal that the latest secret 'torture base' wasn't quite as secret as it might have been ...
Black Rocking Horse Down
"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
Alan Kent
proppa choppa !! simon syphon
although i think opus daves member wins
Now Mr Fayed, what was your evidence again?
Algenon had found a new way of avoiding Ken's congestion charge on the Porsche .....and the missiles were so useful when he saw one of those detector van thingys
Gordon Brown leaving England with his ministers to exile in Scotland
JH
Gordon Brown takes extraordinary steps to prove masculinity following unsubstantiated rumours in a Sunday Newspaper.....
Sarah: "When I asked you for ideas for the boys' birthdays Gordon surely an Airfix kit would have sufficed."
Bush obliges after hearing Gordon likes nothing better than a US Chopper.
February 2009 - the first state visit by the newly inaugurated President of the European Union,and Mrs Slotgob.
'Mission Accomplished!'
Announced President Blair landing on the new US Navy Carrier Britainia.
Wild Turkey
After 21 years of fighting and clinging to power the final helicopter leaves the roof of HM Treasury ... Operation Frequent Wind was over.
Now that the government owns Northern Rock, they are able to bring a much more radical approach and range of resources to home repossessions.
"Mr Blair - your rendition flight's here"
Entire RAF overfly London.
'Helicopter' Ben Bernanke prepares shower London with £100 notes in an attempt to revive Gordon's Miracle Economy
You see if I keep those whirly things still it doesn't make the flag things flap.
Phillip, I said "Fuck them all" not "Fuck The Mall"
"Marine One, this is Airstrip One, you are cleared for landing."
"Yes congestion charge this Ken"
or
"clamp me now M**her F**ker"
"Well, we might as well fly up the Mall in a Lynx since it can only fly between 11pm and 11am in Afghanistan. Apparently, its lack of thrust in hot/high conditions was edited out of the dossier. But if we always acted on negative thoughts we'd never get any wars started."
"Shouldn't you be letting Air Traffic Control where we're going?"
I knew we shouldn't have sold Westlands
The Queen's rendition flight leaves the Mall after being arrested for terrorist offences committed during the American War of Independence.
"...get your fucking head\units down lads, incoming friendly fire"
..any British Unit on the ground
ARRSE finally arranges the long awaited Coup!
Prince Phillip, having finaly decided to deal with the Snot Gobbler before the Fake Sheik, sets off down The Mall.
"If you've done nothing wrong you've got nothin to fear."
Sarah Brown: "I know it was your lifetime's ambition to run the country like Ceaucescu ran Romania, but this is ridiculous..."
New MOD spending figures reveals the army will be getting one helicopter and lots of bunting - Conservatives say they will cut further and accuse Labour of being spendthift.
Money spent on defence is tax well spent.
Not one pence in tribute, as much as needed for defence!
hedge fund billionaire flies chopper out of new St James office
"Shit, this isn't Diego Garcia! Bloody SatNav..."
Operation Bomb the Darkies takes a break from the Middle East and concentrates on the Presidential elections.
"well done gordon, you have completed your mission to undermine the UK so we can take over!
now somebody get rid of this fucking JONAH
before he touches anything. this motherfucker is guaranteed to fuck everything up. he fucks stuff up by just standing next to it. stay away from this man."
gordon is a fucking JONAH!!!!!!!
Londonistan, 1 July, 2010. A US Special Forces helicopter evacuates the former Queen and her immediate family from the roof of the former Buckingham Palace, following the Islamic takeover of Britain.
Mrs Martin - "Do you think we could put it down as a shopping trip?"
Hey, how come dere's britisher flags down there?
Cuba: Raul goes further than expected with westernisation.
George Bush nips out for some early morning munchies.
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