Arresting Position
Hat-tip : Tory RadioThe Labour Party is seeking to recruit a Compliance Administrator to work in our Compliance Unit in our London Head Office.
The successful applicant will work with the Compliance Unit Manager to ensure that the Labour Party complies with its obligations under the Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act.
31 comments:
Guido you HERO!
Wonderful to read the Job Description.
Personally I find it utterly incredible that “no specific knowledge [is] required” although “an interest in politics and knowledge of Labour Party structures would be an advantage”. I imagine so. It is also remarkable that the only experience needed of office administration systems needed is “basic” and that this person will not be required have any knowledge of financial record-keeping – that’s only “desirable”.
Ye Gods!
That's absolute peanuts. Below ground level entry for that sort of work.
How churlish of you Guido not to proffer your congratulations to Maesteg Maggot Steve Morgan on his client Hilaay Clinton's HUMAliating defeats in the Potomac primaries.
First Pensioner Phain, now Hillman, next Snitgoggler...
Oh, thanks for the reminder, guido has more to come on our boy.
Have Harperson and Mcbean filed their lists of donations yet?
Perhaps the job description ought to include keeping NuLab out of prison, and offering explanations that rules not laws were broken.
I have applied for the job - if I get it you can be sure all will be well from now on!!
I have gone for the job - want cash in hand no questions asked plus allowances, got my interview coming up. "Just don't mention the arrangement to the press or particulary to that bastard Guido was mentioned over the phone
Even a minimum wage desperado applying for this "post" would be well advised to google Elizabeth Filkin to realise, compliance is not quite le mot juste for the administrator ZaNuLab seek, more like suppression.
Who DO these cretins think they're fooling?
If the donations dry up, perhaps the new recruit could help Tessa with her mortgage applications?
I sent you that advert weeks ago!!
That wouldn't cover an MP's second home allowance - are blackmail opportunities the hidden perk?
Can someone keep an eye on it and see if they change tyhe wording on the Job Description in the light of the general hilarity on this website?
Gosh. Seen Elsewhere. Fat Georgie Galloway, debonair, urbane, expensively over-dressed leader of MickyMouseSocialistsRus, has insufficient work to do representing his polyglot constituency of wherever it is that things are so bad they elect this mouthy cunt.
Moonlighting like the good old fashioned Tory he is, for the redtop, tabloid, filth-peddling, scandal-mongering, capitalist rumour rag, the Daily Record, Georgie tells us that Jeremy Paxman is a cunt. Fuck me, George, I never would have worked that out. This must be why we pay you so much money.
It's hard to choose between Galloway and Rent-a-Gob Abbott. Which of them is most enriched by their multiplicity of part-time earners; which the vainest, most self-aggrandising; which the rankest, darkest, vilest example of the career socialist. Is it Abbott with her Caribbean holidays and her son's private education, well away from the nasty, poor constituents who she has so ill-served that Hackney is a synonym for shithole or is it the prat Galloway, flitting from one spurious egalitarian cause to another, sure to cop a fee whatever he does, misquoting Bob Dylan for credibility, basting himself in Portugal while his rat-run constituents, clearly, don't know what day it is, just that they are promised jam tomorrow so long as they elect this useless, self-serving waster.
The thing about Tony and Imelda Blair is that you always knew they were thieving, money-grubbing hypocrite bastards. They never really made any bones about it. Galloway and Abbott, though, they are both a real piece of work. Picking out the especially poor, the most grievously disadvantaged and, lining their own bottomless pockets, serving their own behemoth egos, claiming to better their constituents' lot, only make it worse.
Paxman is a hypocrite and a cunt says Galloway. He should know.
An official scapegoat, then. One can expect fairly rapid staff turnover.
Compliance with the Elections and Referendums Act?
Does that mean he could prosecute Gordon for promising us a referendum on the treaty in his manifesto, then breaking his word?
No, that's a matter of a politician keeping his word and we don't expect them to do that.
They intend to pay £23,000 a year, so you can see how seriously they're taking it.
While i have no problem at all with you digging deep into the big boy parties, im surprised that there is no mention on your site today of the BBC Radio 4 programme last night that delved into the murky underworld of the BNP finances. A little open handedness and an across the board look at all "political" parties when it comes to finances wouldnt go amiss.
Another anonymous. WANTED- A wordsmith who can turn crap into election-winning prose. A Lordship is awaiting.
May one assume that possession of a spine is not a job requirement?
Bit late ain't it.
Admission of guilt as well, prior to Hain's ritual hanging out to dry, with the rest of the troughing tossers.
Surely this a job for am experienced hand like Jack Dromey ?
Ber-loody-hell!
£23k - 25k for keeping Mr Broon out of HMP Barlinnie?
Is that ALL?
What? Are they 'avin a larf, the noo?
Ability to "think outside the box"; ability to use a shredder and an adaptable work ethic desirable but not essential as training will be given in-house by our Party Funding Team Co-ordinator.
Successful applicant will be required to sign a "confidentiality clause" and may be required to deputise for "Senior Party Members" by spending some time at one of Her Majesty's "accomodation facilities" subject to prior briefing to the media.
grex said... at 1:57
"No, that's a matter of a politician keeping his word and we don't expect them to do that."
As confirmed by the Government's barrister at the case where UKIP were taking the Government to court over breaking its election promise on the EU referendum.
So much for the 'election pledges'.
PPIY inflation now at its highest level since 1990, equities have a problem.
So has Gordon.
Now there's a job for a budding Arthur Daly.
Had a sneak peak at the interview paper for the position of Compliance Administrator.
Question 1.
A donor wants to 'give' £75,000 anonymously to the Party in exchange for planning application and a peerage. What do you write to tell them?
Answer 1
Ask them to send the money in 75 or more separate brown envelopes from 75 or more separate real or imaginary employees, friends or colleagues. The envelopes should contain between £995 and £999 only.
Please burn this letter and delete all emails and replace your hard drive.
You should receive your planning permission and peerage in 8 - 10 weeks.
Stan, old chap, we pay Paxman to do that. I can't see why anyone's complaining.
But how right you are on GG. Where, one wonders, would that man be if not for his self-righteous sanctimony, his vile, presbyterian hectoring, his faux outrage and camp posturing? He can be funny at times, I'll give him that. It was a pleasure watching him in the Supreme Court, but only because he managed to outdo the septics at their own moral vices (viz. self-righteous sanctimony, vile presbyterian hectoring...etc) One did have to salute his indefatigability.
But what an arse. Both cheeks of the same arse, shouting.
perhaps 23k is all they have left as no silly sod will give 'em owt anymore, and apparently thye are well overdrawn. (bit like the country)
This is presumably to replace the previous encumbent who was the fall guy. Wait for Labour Party press releases announcing "We have taken firm measures, including disciplinary action against individuals involved, to ensure this never happens again etc. etc."
Presumably the new Administrator won't need to bother about any silly receipts to back up his expenses claim...
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