After Much Dithering the Winner Is...
"1984 1/2" who actually remembered it was supposed to be about Gordon's ideal day, the entry begins:
Awoken by Yvette Cooper. "Blair is Dead", I am to preside at his funeral and every world leader is coming. Merkel telephones. Says '"Can you be EU president and Prime Minister now there is a vacancy? " I say I can. Des Browne calls. Iraq have declared war on the Taliban, now we are allies!!It carries on and is worth a read as a satire that contains some innate truths. Some of the other entries were amusing and of a much better quality than you webmongs have achieved in the past. (Particularly enjoyed the Beatles parodies.) If "1984 1/2" could email Guido, he will dither about a book prize...
8 comments:
Colonel Mad says
Bugger parody it looks like the slipway under "Speaker" Martin is finally getting the requisite grease with the resignation on "ethical" (i.e fed up with lying for the old fart)grounds of his media relations manager
I will not pretend not to be disappointed.
I was looking forward to having a new rag to wash the car down with.
Surly being a cunt all day IS Gordon's favorite type. Psychos love being utter cunts, its the only thing they really get off on.
Being a highly powerful psycho is enough to give these types an almost 24 hour orgasm. Which gos a long way to explaining, why Gordon always looks so tied. So tied he cant even hold his bottom lip up, or propagate his DNA without medical assistance.
IMHO Gordon Brown does not want to be EU president. He may be an evil son of a bitch but he is not stupid. He knows full well he has the personality of a dead warthog and the manners of a live one.
No, I think retirement close to the streets of somewhere like Bangkok, is more Gordon's style.
Atlas shrugged and then booked Hua-Hin for his next holidays.
Well done 1984.5 brilliant stuff you've got just the right feel of that branch of the asylum at No.10.
Talking of the other branch down the road and across the green, I see the Speaker's spokesman (that's a non-job for a start) has resigned over the Mary-Airy-Fairy Miles. He's called Mr Granatt, we've just had Granite and before that Granita. Is there some mistake?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7260755.stm
Oh dear the speaker is in the shit..time to go you sponging freak and take your freeloading harlot with you.
I've just realised that "Lex" was the world's first ever Blog!
Big Andy
Michael Martin's mouthpiece has resigned. Apparently he "unwittingly" misled a journalist.
Hmm, more like 'lied through his teeth to protect his boss's scheming, money grubbing, bitch-queen of a wife as she porked her way through a barrelful of taxpayers money on taxis and posh shopping trips, then got caught out'.
Guido - be careful about being so indecisive - if we didn't know bettr, we'd think that Ditherer Brown himself was judging the competition! :)
You'll confirm our suspicions if the award is the 'Courage' book....
Congratulations 1984.5
Guido, dither away as long as you feel appropriate, but I have a sneaking feeling that the author WAS/IS very close to Bean, perhaps a recent occupier.
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