Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View
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Think-Tank Roundup - Cassilis
Charity Criticised by Regulator for Links to Gordon Brown - Bloomberg
Official UK Report Criticises Shrum - Danny Finkelstein
Ban the Word "Toff" - Iain Dale
PMQs Cruel But Funny - Simon Carr
Brown Lies at PMQs - Fraser Nelson
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That is because she is a politician, obviously.
Also, the image drawn is far more attractive than her actual face. Far, far more.
Bit early for Monday morning surely... Why are the two white policemen snarling whilst the black policeman is smiling?
I don't think a woman of her clear lack of pulchritude is in much danger. I assume the two white plods are snarling about their pay raise, and the black one's smirking because he's in for a big racial discrimination payout shortly.
Cameron can make hay with this on PMQs.
"The Prime Minister brags that crime has gone down in this country.
He says fear of being attacked and robbed on the streets is simply a perception, not borne out by the facts.
Can he then explain,then, why the Home Secretary has said...."
"Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she does not feel safe walking the streets of London late at night."
For Christ's sake, Jacqui, don't tell Harperson. She wants this particular activity banned.
since when did baggy eyed jacqui 5 chins look like lady di?
she says shes `scared` - try fucking living in your Labour created socially engineered `enriched` shithole Jacqui!
you must be so fucking proud, hiding behind the police while laughing out the corner of your mouth at the betrayed real Londoners!
yeah Jacqui im working class and traditional labour - NEVER again will i trust you British hating treacherous communist spin doctor propagandist bastards!
Poor old useless Jacqui Five-Bellies pops out for a kebab and chips and some pervy copper threatens the dozy, double-chinned cow with a king-size dildo.
No wonder the exodus to leave London has turned into a flood.
It's a crime ridden, multi-cunti, turd-world shithole, that's what it is. And you can stick your greasy, shit-filled kebabs up your arse.
It's still 11.20pm on Sunday on my watch, Guido....
no doubt limp liberal Jacqui couldnt get home quick enough to comfy suburbia for a long toke on her drug of choice - marjuana.
still i hear its good for pain relief and shes gonna need it after having Gordons fingers up her ass all day playing her like the good little puppet that she is.
evnin all
mmm given gordo has allegedly given an extra 30mill to sweeten the rock deal for branston (darling and ghoulman sacks were doing the boardroom table stuff, but funny how gordo knew eh!)
isnt £30 mill the ammount the police are needing for there 2.5% payrise ???
so how does that look robbing plod to pay richard !!
whilst public sector pay and waste is taking us to bankruptacy , its not the police that need sorting (other than expenses) its all the non jobs , the comissioner for the equality of gay rights in europe and libraries.
ime not just pissed off at the finacial msimangement of our economy, but its all the spin outlets from no jobs . the eu treaty waste of time in the commons typifies the arrangement .
we know at least 67% of the uk want a referendum , so gordo tries to put it through using his commons majority , and tells those of the 67% to go and fuck them selves .
and he then starts squeezing the life out of opponents and shovelling the money into physcophants , if he cant win the debate with the public , what on earth was he doing , thats not the office of PM , hes a complete a fraud and has lied to the british people.
if ms smith wishes to find out the cause of the street dangers that made her think twice about her late night kebab , she should look at a photograph of the current cabinet , everyone of em GUILTY ME LUD for this mess .
to put it bluntly the feral youth will be voting for more comfy crack shops, thanging the union jack to a canibis leaf , and down grading of drunken rape , to a wrist burn .
what a bunch of wasters , nearly every tennant of our country has been publically rogered , whilst we get more pissed and video entertained beyond common sense.
as matter of fact theve made getting pissed and drugged the new common sense, whilst they sit in there offices telling us how much they have spent , indeed the more they spend the worse it gets.
but the country knows now doesnt it!! you have betrayed everyone who voted for you , you have fallen on your own mandate .
If this is meant to be the disgusting, fat, greasy, wobbling, dinner-lady that is Ms Soapy Tit-Wank, then it is not a great likeness of the honorable lady.
'ello, 'ello, 'ello, What's all this then?
Jacqui afraid to go out at night for fear of violent attack?
Has she not read the news?
Violence is perfectly acceptable as the means to an end. Just ask Blair and Bush.
They brought an upsurge of unjustified violence to the world and we, the great unwashed, have taken our example from our masters.
If you want something, then just take it. If the owner objects, beat them down.
Must dash, a couple of soft looking marks have just come around the corner.
Even we muggers have targets and quotas to fill.
she's done for - Monday's Mail has been to the mythical kebab shop and found it was a) early evening and b) she was with police protection.....
Is that "preferred supplier" Mrs Hain banking her dosh???
Picking up on an earlier thread, but trying to remain on subject, we have another example locally of ineffectual police and the runaway public sector gravy train. The inspector in charge of the Durham Police Driving School has just been prosecuted by McKnacker North of the Border for having been clocked in a marked police car doing 115 mph near Falkirk. He claimed he was "doing a risk assessment" and that "motorways in England are too congested". His prosecution would normally have resulted in his dismissal, but Durham Police allow him to retire and collect his pension in the time between him getting caught and the case coming to trial - at the very advanced age of 49! Doubtless he will draw on his unfunded pension for the next 30 years or so, as well as become some "security consultant". I suggest the police should "risk-assess" the experience of actually arresting some criminals and hoodlums - now there's a novelty.
Off topic but...
...Detailsof the Northern Rock bonds are in today's Guardian. Yet surely this is market sensitive info that has to be released to the Stock Exchange first?
Will this leak be investigated?
Will the leaker ever be caught? (Ho Ho)
Yet New Labour muppets have the cheek to lecture the City on morals.
STOP PRESS: GLOBAL STOCK MARKET CRASH IN MOTION THIS MORNING
(The only thing is the world that is going up is Northern Rock!)
Inside trader - this is no leak - the LSE announcement and the press releases are simultaneous. The press releases are sent out in advance but are embargoed until 7.00 am today. One assumes no Guardian reader would get up earlier.
The proposals, as I understand them, are astonishing in that the taxpayer appears to be on the hook by way of guarantee for bonds which will be backed by soem lower-grade assets. All the prime stuff will be used to back the Wreck's "granite" and covered bonds programme. Most of the rest will be put into a special bond-issuing vehicle which will be backed by Treasury guarantee - AND the "granite" and covered bonds can still dip into the vehicle's assets if they run short of cash for their obligations. The Treasury's position is like having a third mortgage on your house in a falling market. If things get too bad the first mortgage will be paid out, maybe even the second mortgage, but the third will be depending upon the market value of the ornamental gnomes and the garden shed.
so basically they are paying the eventual winner to take the thing off the governments hands.
I hope some smart bloke from Barclays or Lloyds rings up the treasury today and asks for 25bn in 3 yr funding!!
Forget about going around Hackney,Chelsea,Kensington and other parts of London at midnight I wouldn't recommend going around Redditch late at night(unless, of course you had your Special Branch minders in tow).
Jacqui's fear of walking home may have something to do with me.
Not long ago, I noticed her drinking alone in the Commons Bar and I went over to say Hi.
"So," I said smoothly, "what's a beautiful lady like you doing alone in a place like this?"
One thing led to another and we ended up going back to mine and making love.
Unfortunately I had an early meeting next day so I booted the Home Secretary's ass onto the street at 5am while I hotfooted it off to the Square Mile for a power breakfast.
Her phone battery was flat so she had to slum it on public transport and spent the day in the office looking noticeably dishevelled in the same outfit as she wore yesterday.
So this I think is why she is afraid to walk the streets without plod. I left her, I am proud to say, looking well and truly shagged, which in a Battersea street at 4am on a weekday is quite frankly an invitation to passers-by to all sorts of mischief.
If anyone's interested I have a similar story about Caroline Flunt.
Geordie Scoot
Any Police Officer working after 30 years is , in effect , working for a third pay because at 30 years he is entitled to full pension. Can you explain your terms re pension when you took up your job*? Are you jealous cos others have better terms?
Any links to where it says that an Officer gets sacked for speeding.
* if you have one.
I wonder how this is 'joined-up' to wanting more people to get out of their cars for the sake of reducing their 'carbon footprint' ?
what's she doing walking the streets at night anyway. looking for trade?
@Geordie Scoot
You are obviously one of that band of witless morons who fail miserably to grasp that different people have different jobs to do within large organisations. You'd probably expect the engine driver to jump out at the station to carry your bags if there was no porter about. Dickead
speedcameraman - I take it you are a police officer or some other public sector worker. Unlike you, I actually contribute to the nation's wealth and I have to provide for my own pension, not rely on the dwindling band of wealth-creators to pay for it. My point is that the money required to purchase an annuity at current discount rates to pay a full pension over 30+ years will be greater than any funding of the man's pension over the period of his employment and therefore the net result is that the funding shortfall has to be made up by the taxpayer. This goes on all the time in the public sector and is a reason why 20% of the Durham Police's annual budget (over 40% of the payroll) consists of paying unfunded pension payments to retired police officers. This proportion is increasing each year.
The second point is that any situation where a person can retire on full pension at 49 shows the unreality and unaffordability of the public sector pension arrangements. If we all did that the economy would collapse.
The final point is that the person in question was the head of driving instruction for Durham Police. Driving at 115mph usually counst for disqualification from driving. If he cannot drive he caanot do his job, therefore it is reasonable to expect that he would have been sacked if he had not been "retired".
No I'm not jealous, I'm just fed up with having to subsidise you public sector leeches.
Anonymous 1:20 - another leech I see. Durham Police is not a "large organisation" - it has about 1600 - 1700 police officers on its payroll which, minus the top brass and divided between 3 shifts, amounts to about 500 on duty at any one time. It does not have layers of bureaucrats and indeed the former head of its driving school was used to being at the wheel of his BMW M5, sussing out high speed driving routes north of the border. By the way he was doing 118 mph, not 115 as I reported, and was banned from driving for 3 months.
Anyway - back to wor Jaqui. Did anyone notice that in the article in the Sunday Times wot started all this orf she was referred to as an "economics teacher"
As I understand it she was in fact a "home" economics teacher (is that the justification for being made "home" secretary I thinks as an aside?)
In my day that would have been described as a "domestic science" or "cookery" teacher. Now I'm the first to admit that teaching the kids how to wash up or boil water or even scale the dizzy heights of rice pudding making, has some value.
It does not however carry the kudos of fully understanding the laffer curve or macro economic structured currency flows or even how to rip off the tax payers to prop up a failed bank as the next instalment in buying votes in the Govmint's heartland.
There's been a bit of left-hand spin applied methinks. Who's to blame? Jaqui or a sloppy and gullible ST journo who allowed herself to be taken in and passed it on to the readers?
speedcameraman. jealous of your pension terms?
it's best not to bite the hand that is feeding you, you ignorant cunt.
you have allowed your power of discretion to be taken away from you. they have cut your balls off and what did you get in return? a wage cut you cretin.
that makes you a new labour politically correct target counting whore. doesn't it?
Yeah but the people who vote for these scumbags are not the ones who are actually going to have to pick up the tab.
That would be the people who actually work for a living. not the QUANGO/ Fake Charity/ Weflare Spongerists etc who actually put these people up for Westminster
@ Geordie Scoot
Yep, as I thought. An ignorant self righteous 'i am my own man' dickhead. If the pension terms for the Police are so bad then find some politicos that will change them.
my point is a constitutional one. the new labour party has failed in its duty to protect the public.
that affects all of us, government employees included, even indeed the home secretary.
@ thick as thieves
Thieves are indeed thick as well proven by your good self with your pitiful outburst.
by cutting your wages they have changed your pension terms.
fucking hell, are all our police as dim as the fuckwit speedcamera man.
took you a while to summon the guts to respond... oh yeah, I forgot,you've had your balls removed by new labour. you're making about as much sense as them aswell.
funny that, isn't it.
Ah dear, the poor daft cunt thinks I'm a REAL speedcameraman and a REAL Policeman.
As I said earlier the 'thick' bit is well proven.
Takes all sorts of gullible wankers I suppose to make up a blog readership.
Awww well...don't worry dear....after the next election there will be a few of your colleagues who wont be able to afford a kebab and wont have much cause to spend time in London
oh, so you're one of the new labour cunts who cut our policemens' wages. violent crime is increasing and we are under a threat of terrorist attack and new labour cuts police's pay.
didn't take much to draw you out of your hole did it you silly troll.
Speedcameraman - I am certainly a dickhead for paying tax to support psychotics such as yourself. I think you will find that economic necessity will do for public sector pension provision what the politicos have so far failed to do, but since such a concept may be way beyond your limited grasp I shall not belabour you with the details. As for ignorance, well if the saying is true that "ignorance is bliss", then you surely must be a most contented person.
speedcameraman, it's actually as proved, not proven, don't they teach you grammar oop north, ah bless.
oh come on speedcameratroll, don't run away, I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
Will someone take the shovels off these two pathetic wankers.
I can shovel shit like you all day long.
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There is a lot wrong with many sectors of public service , however there are a lot of good people working in them busting arse and balls to make things work for the better of all.
Having served in the armed services and in the public sector and taken my hairy arse on the long road to be a detective in this great city of london , and oh look Im a jonnhy foreginer to boot !
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