Le Totty Watch : Sarko's Supermodel
Guido likes Sarkozy. His missus dumps him after conducting a not-so-discreet affair. Is he humiliated and downhearted? No, he pulls Carla Bruni, a super-model. Good work fella...
Here in Ireland even separated Bertie Ahern has been frolicking with his fancy-woman despite being mired in corruption investigations - the former Finance Minister is trying to explain away why he had no bank account and literally bundles of cash from property developers.
It makes one wonder. If Gordon got the push from Sarah, what would he do? Would he pull a super-model? Who would make a good partner for Gordon Brown?
It makes one wonder. If Gordon got the push from Sarah, what would he do? Would he pull a super-model? Who would make a good partner for Gordon Brown?
143 comments:
I heard Brown was courting Prudence for a while, but he's abandoned her.
a partner for brown......... frankie howerd?
Iain Dale
naomi campbell - similar temprement.
Julian Clary
Graham Norton
Peter Tatchell
Well, Broon had Mariella Frostrup slobbering all over him during the Labour Party conference.
I guess she was paid to carry out that very public act of affection - something Gordon will probably have to do if he ever needs another fag-hag.
Word verification: tediuskunt
Men want sex, women want success.
Both pretty shallow but then tell me what isn't.
What is wrong with the one he has? Poor Spencer - he hasn't been dumped has he?
http://tinyurl.com/325zje
If he needs a new 'wife' then Britney might be available again?
It would be good if the filthy bastard just pulled the chain.
I've been reading Tom Bower's biog of Gordon Brown over the Christmas period. Brown really is a nasty piece of work: unable to take advice, bullying, hugely self-important yet emotionally childish and fragile.
There are also more than a few barely-coded hints that if McStalin-Bean were to need a new partner it'd hardly be a supermodel.
I think Gordon would like to be mounted between the guys on Brokeback Mountain.
Guido, surely Ahern must feel like the proverbial whiter-than-white knight after the Haughey asshole shat on the face of your land?
Cherie Blair?
Gordon already has a partner. His name's Konrad.
Konrad formerly of The Sith, now sat on, sorry 'at' his masters right hand in No 10.
Unless of course Mr Caulkett is really Sarah's special friend...
Good partner for Gordon?
Shergar.
2008 will be the year Brown is emphatically outed as gay.
There are several just itching to do it including Matty Parris, Tatchell, Tom Bower, Portaloo etc.
It will be done. Not long now.
anon 12.20
Sarah is a dyke and a fag hag. (allegedly mi'lord) Konrad is Gordon's special friend.
Nigel Griffiths?
I can think of no better partner for Broon than Bessie Bradock. Churchill was right.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/articles/2006/
12/20/local_history_bessie_braddock_feature.shtml
The fact that she is dead only enhances her claim !
Alternatively, Norah Batty.
Alan Douglas
Peter Mandelson?
Ed [12:43 pm]
Don't be silly.
Mandelson prefers young, muscular men, not middle-aged fatsos.
At least give Mandy credit for having some taste.
The grim reaper
I reckon Mrs Balls would probably be first choice. I doubt Ed would mind, provided Gordo managed to ensure he kept the mortgage subsidies coming in.
Anonymous said...
Nigel Griffiths?
12:34 PM,
SPOT ON my friend!!
You win first prize.
Bella Emberg (if he is still in his no-I'm-not-gay-honest-really lie).
See http://www.didtheydie.com/morgue/bella_emberg.html
Or if prepared to finally admit he's really gay then queen of the jungle Christopher Biggins
Er....the pound is currently tanking against the euro and even against the lacklustre dollar.
Shouldn't Gordon send out Alistair Darling to reassure us that everything is alright, or summat?
Wow, sterling is crashing against cable and the euro.
Labour have done it again. They've debauched the fucking currency.
Stagflation in 2008 for UK is a certainty now.
Well done Gordon, you lying, incompetent, deranged cunt. Parity with the euro within six months I reckon.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/fds/hi/business/market_data/overview/default.stm
Amazing how many posts per minute when some (female) totty shows up.
Well done.
OT, Guido, I hope you won't be requesting as has Mrs Dale that we all be nice to each other this year, I couldn't bear it.
As for GB's alternative partner, Merkel, isn't it obvious, 'she' is a he?
I'm sure Jade Goody could satisfy most of his cravings. Probably wouldn't be allowed any NHS treatment though ...
Mark Oaten.
Phwoar,
Just because Angela looks like the back of a bus. it doesn't mean she is bendy.
If your theory is right, she is already being wooed.
http://www.taylormarsh.com/archives_view.php?id=24262
anon 1.30 Mark Oaten.
I hear Gordon likes the old shirt-liftin, sword-swallowing etc but I didn't know he got off on shitting in someone's mouth. It doesn't surprise me though. Perhaps it explains Ed Balls inability to get his words out properly?
fRocking Horse?
You probably won't hear it on the BBC but the Bank of England are furiously intervening in the money markets right now in a desperate bid to prop up the pound.
It's unlikely to succeed for much longer though and will just result in vast profits for billionaire speculators like Soros.
Margaret Beckett will no doubt supply a safe pair of hands.....;>)
1.44
is Margie Beckett a fellah?
Those Eagle twins are!!
A Noose.
Gordon seems to enjoy hanging himself.
A Swansea Blog
John Inman
Danny La Rue
Elton John
George Michael
Freddie Mercury
Kenny Everett
Christopher Biggins
Shut that door....
Tommy Sheridan
1.42 you can't polish a turd
I can! With my tongue.
You probably won't hear it on the BBC but the Bank of England are furiously intervening in the money markets right now in a desperate bid to prop up the pound.
It's unlikely to succeed for much longer though and will just result in vast profits for billionaire speculators like Soros.
The pound is heading South faster that Gordon's trousers. Glad I bought all my Euros last year. Question is will this be another Black Wednesday? The one you never hear about!
To Kronos at 2:17 PM -
'The pound is heading South faster that Gordon's trousers'
But is it going down as quickly as Gordon on a Boy Scout (or Nigel)?
Sarkozy has good taste. Pity about the cigarette ban in France. Curious about the countries indulging themselves in this ban. Is it a secret EU decision? (you know - one of the 'We know better than you' variety that the EU is fond of).
As for Ahern - the proceedings of that tribunal in the Irish Free State investigating him are a hoot. It is just a little consolation for us in the UK, given the Nulabour sleaze, that politicans are bent elsewhere.
How about Roy MadAsAHattersley. He shares Gordon's dashing physique, looks and personality - and his ability tp produce spit at will should lead to a good lubricious 'friendship'!
I've heard Gordon's a big fan of Kylie Minogue, which is why she got the OBE. He thinks she "knows who she is and where she's going." Unlike Gordon himself, of course.
That photo ad for ?shoelaces can't be all that recent, judging by that photo taken of her in the boat with Sarko last week, in which she looked distinctly scrawny and leathery...Maybe it's a retrosexual thing of Sarko's. Perhaps to enliven the Anglo-French entente we ought to throw Jordan in his path.
No mention of Gerry McCann yet?
He and his wife are innocent and I pray for them daily.
As does Gordon.
His wife's former partner said as much only yesterday.
Does anyone know whether the Orange man has given his list of doners yet ?.
Who would make a good partner for Gordon Brown?
Hillary Clinton - in black leather.
I was thinking maybe a tank full of piranahs a rope and a candle. That would be about right for him
Sock Puppet, were you referring to Julia Hobsbawm? The girl seems to be having an interesting time with her company getting a good slagging in the Indy today:
http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article356649.ece
Her diary in the New Statesman from Aug 05 opens:
"In the early Nineties I spent several years as Labour's first "high-value donor" fundraiser, during which time I saw a lot of the Labour high command, including Robin Cook." and mention of a male Brazilian au pair!
Quite a girl.
Middle-aged man trades old banger in for younger model - or in this case, just a retread
(boom boom)
Bollocks ... that corrected
Guido are you a communist?
Sarkozy (jewish son of Hungarian immigrants)has sold out the French to the EUSSR. France will no longer excist thanks to Sarkozy!
Yes Thanks to Sarkozy the opposition to the Undemocratic Communist EU may soon face the gulags, the EU legislation is already in place.
you must have believed Sarkozys right wing bull just as you buy Camerons right wing bull!
But hey a stupid story about a bit of totty is the main priority eh for political bloggers! how Sarkozy and the other communists claiming to be right wing must be laughing at us all!
When you going to start exposing our real leaders Guido - the undemocratic EU instead of playing with the little fish and talking bollocks?
or are you another Cameron, talk blue get red?
Nero and Rome springs to mind!
Guido are you a communist?
Sarkozy (jewish son of Hungarian immigrants)has sold out the French to the EUSSR. France will no longer excist thanks to Sarkozy!
Yes Thanks to Sarkozy the opposition to the Undemocratic Communist EU may soon face the gulags, the EU legislation is already in place.
you must have believed Sarkozys right wing bull just as you buy Camerons right wing bull!
But hey a stupid story about a bit of totty is the main priority eh for political bloggers! how Sarkozy and the other communists claiming to be right wing must be laughing at us all!
When you going to start exposing our real leaders Guido - the undemocratic EU instead of playing with the little fish and talking bollocks?
or are you another Cameron, talk blue get red?
Nero and Rome springs to mind!
A partner for gay Gordon:
http://www.meia-calca.com/anablog/gif/blogpic031.jpg
Lassie, of course.
Bow Wow!!!!!!!!
Charity spiv with close links to Ed Balls and Labour makes money out of the over-indebted:
Charity boss reaps profits from debt misery
Alan O'Sullivan, Mail on Sunday
30 December 2007
....Consumer Credit Counselling Service....the charity's chairman and founder, Malcolm Hurlston, personally benefited from its rising revenues last year through his own public relations agency, Hurlstons.
Set up in 1992, the CCCS claims to offer 'free, independent, impartial and realistic advice'. However, it has been urging clients to enter into plans that some say may not suit their needs, while receiving payments from the credit industry.....
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/credit-and-loans/debt-news/article.html?in_article_id=428672&in_page_id=62
Alistair Darling is to make a statement on the current sterling crisis at a press conference tomorrow at 10.30am.
Guido fidles blah blah,
You are Atlas Shrugged, the demented conspiracy theorist and I claim my 5 Roubles
Pounds off 1.24% against the Euro.
Now 1.34455.
I knew it was going to happen, but so much so quickly.
Brown really is a cretin.
The public finances are in an appallng state and this is entirely down to Gordon Brown. George Osborne should be shouting the following in every TV studio in Britain:
National coffers judged ‘shocking’
By Chris Giles and Delphine Strauss
January 1 2008
Financial Times
“Dire”, “parlous”, “awful”, “dreadful”, “shocking” are just some of the adjectives the Financial Times’ panel of economists used to describe the public finances. Successive years of missed tax revenue forecasts and the government’s acceptance of high deficits in good economic times led almost nine in 10 economists surveyed to assert that the national coffers were not in reasonable condition.
With the public finances already deteriorating in 2007-08, David Smith of Beacon Economic Forecasting says they are in “dire shape for an economy that has not suffered a recession”.
Howard Archer of Global Insight predicts worse news ahead with “markedly slowing growth . . . certain to increasingly undermine VAT and corporate tax receipts” and John Hawksworth of PwC, the professional services firm, adds: “The main effects of the credit crunch on City-related income tax and corporate profit revenues have yet to come through.”
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0b272db8-b88d-11dc-893b-0000779fd2ac.html
Wasn't the Rumanian Princess who Broon lived with as a student said to have been quite a looker? Everyone expected them to marry but he gave her up for the Labour party!
backwoodsman said...
Guido fidles blah blah,
You are Atlas Shrugged, the demented conspiracy theorist and I claim my 5 Roubles
Atlas can write far better than I so i take that as a compliment, conspiracy - oh yes. theory, sorry to tell you this pal there`s evidence, remind me again when we the people voted for much of our political powers to be taken away?
why we never had a referendum and why a few words are changed to rob the people such democratic action and democracy itself?
oh look they are discussing Blair as the first president of the EU,
will we get a vote on that?
how odd with him being the one that sold out the UK in the most underhand manner possible is getting his few pieces of silver!
wake up and join the real world blackwoodsman or are you another peudo communist who has no idea of what a undemocratic communist state can do to its people?
anon 4.41
Brown didn't live with any Romanian princess. He knew a female member of an East European royal family and the myth has been deliberately stoked that they had a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship but it's all nonsense and was created to try to allay all the rumours about Brown being gay.
When it comes to stories about Brown it's best to look behind the hype that he and his stooges have invented.
WTF! All this news now about dire UK finances. Why is anyone surprised? Brown is a simple 'tax and spend' merchant. He lucked into defaltionary times. He's spent capital for 10 years and we wonder why we're fucked. For God's sake this was obvious from the moment he taxed pensions. Why oh why don't people realise this?
And as for his use of Newspeak - substituting 'investment' for 'spending'. Mr. Orwell, you were right but 13 to 23 years out in your dates.
What gets up my nose is why the oppostion (hah!) aren't banging on about it more vigorously.
I am so fucking angry that I can't even try to be witty any more, just plain incoherent and incandescant with rage.
EU and the USSR spot the difference!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_tKJwWvb7w
Even those economists paid to be optimistic haven't got anything nice to say about UK PLC. Still, what do you expect when you give the keys to the treasury for a decade to some Scottish sociopath with a History degree over a dinner at a London restaurant? I mean, how mad is that? Still, if the economics frightens you, go to the BBC and try Evanomics instead - all the same figures but with the realities taken away.
Gold doesnt lie, the pound and dollar tanking and Au going to the moon...
BULLION AFTERNOON - UPDATE - Gold hits an all-time peak just below $860/oz on plummeting dollar
TheBullionDesk.com - Clara Denina - Gold prices rocketed higher during afternoon trade on Wednesday, hitting their best level ever just below the $860 an ounce level...
http://www.thebulliondesk.com/
Divine would have been the ideal partner for Gordon Brown.
Before the end of 2008 Brown will pack Darling off to the IMF with a begging bowl and it'll be just like the late seventies all over again. Except the stagflation will be worse this time because while price inflation is rising wage inflation isn't. Oh, and about 25% or more of the population aswell as the government are up to their eyeballs in debt unlike the seventies so it's going to be much worse this time.
Well done Gordon, you odious creep.
I do not wish to be thought a bore but presumably Mrs Sarko had a discrete affair which was possibly not particularly discreet.
Guess how many BILLIONS we pay into the EU and corrupt third world counties? including those that have nukes and massive armies?
go on take a guess?
Sorry VERY OT - but like the totty on top. Woooof!!!
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "We can confirm that at the request of the Pakistan government a small team of officers from the Met Counter Terrorism Command will be travelling to Pakistan to provide support and assistance in the investigation into the death of Benazir Bhutto."
Warning - stay out of the subway - warnings made be made up after any incident!
A momentous day today:
Oil just hit 100 dollars, the highest on record at NYMEX.
Corn just hit an 11 year High.
Gold just hit all time high. Ditto platinum.
Pound sinking like the Titanic.
I bet Soros will be cleaning up AGAIN, thanks to the CRETIN in charge of the UK coffers for the last ten years...
all on the same day.
Oil has briefly traded at $100 / barrel in the US.
Brrrr.
As central banks continue to splash their cash over the system, so far to little effect, Ambrose Evans-Pritchard argues things are rapidly spiralling out of their control
Twenty billion dollars here, $20bn there, and a lush half-trillion from the European Central Bank at give-away rates for Christmas. Buckets of liquidity are being splashed over the North Atlantic banking system, so far with meagre or fleeting effects.
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……a chorus of economists has begun to warn that the world's central banks are fighting the wrong war, and perhaps risk a policy error of epochal proportions.
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This has eerie echoes of Japan in late-1990, when inflation rose to 4 per cent on a mini price-surge across Asia. As the Bank of Japan fretted about an inflation scare, the country's financial system tipped into the abyss.
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When a credit system implodes, it can feed on itself with lightning speed. Current rates in America (4.25 per cent), Britain (5.5 per cent), and the eurozone (4 per cent) have scope to fall a long way, but this may prove less of a panacea than often assumed. The risk is a Japanese denouement across the Anglo-Saxon world and half Europe.
Bernard Connolly, global strategist at Banque AIG, said the Fed and allies had scripted a Greek tragedy by under-pricing credit long ago and seem paralysed as post-bubble chickens now come home to roost. "The central banks are trying to dissociate financial problems from the real economy. They are pushing the world nearer and nearer to the edge of depression. We hope they will eventually be dragged kicking and screaming to do enough, but time is running out," he said.
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Not a single junk bond has been issued in Europe since August. Every attempt failed.
Europe's corporate bond issuance fell 66pc in the third quarter to $396bn (BIS data). Emerging market bonds plummeted 75pc.
"The kind of upheaval observed in the international money markets over the past few months has never been witnessed in history," says Thomas Jordan, a Swiss central bank governor.
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Tim Congdon, a banking historian at the London School of Economics, said the rot had seeped through the foundations of British lending.
Average equity capital has fallen to 3.2 per cent (nearer 2.5 per cent sans "goodwill"), compared with 5 per cent seven years ago. "How on earth did the Financial Services Authority let this happen?" he asks.
Worse, changes pushed through by Gordon Brown in 1998 have caused the de facto cash and liquid assets ratio to collapse from post-war levels above 30 per cent to near zero. "Brown hadn't got a clue what he was doing," he says.
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The risk for Britain - as property buckles - is a twin banking and fiscal squeeze. The UK budget deficit is already 3 per cent of GDP at the peak of the economic cycle, shockingly out of line with its peers. America looks frugal by comparison.
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The UK current account deficit was 5.7 per cent of GDP in the second quarter, the highest in half a century. Gordon Brown has disarmed us on every front.
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The ECB's little secret is that it must never allow a Northern Rock failure in the eurozone because this would expose the reality that there is no EU treasury and no EU lender of last resort behind the system
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Citigroup, Merrill Lynch, UBS, HSBC and others have stepped forward to reveal their losses. At some point, enough of the dirty linen will be on the line to let markets discern the shape of the debacle. We are not there yet.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtm....xml&page=3
Commodities, inc oil, going through the roof, sterling sinking like a stone. Wages pegged at a deliberately low and manipulated inflation rate, millions drowning in debt. Government finances described as appalling by economists. House prices about to go into meltdown, repossessions and bankruptcies rising dramatically.
But don't worry because Gordon says it's all the fault of American banks lending too much money to trailer-trash and the UK economy is strong so it'll all end happily ever after for us here in never-never-land Britain.
Why has no one ever said (apart from in jest) who Gordon Brown has had sex with?
That he is gay is the feeblest researched rumour I have ever heard.
@ Bored of the boys egging..
He fucks me.
bored 5.28
Peter Mandelson, Konrad Caulkett, Nigel Griffiths.
There's three just for starters.
Brown's certainly buggared the economy as we're just beginning to find out.
Gordon brown stain and pinhead would make a lovely couple or charlie bronson maybe even manson .
Darling will just spin the UK economy strong enough to sail through, it may be tough - but have faith. Me and Gordo are at the tiller, we know best, just keep getting further into debt, blue-birds fly over the rainbow, why then Oh why caaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn't I!
Scotchland's Eurovision Song Contest contender 2008.
Votes from the Paris jury = aucuns points.
bored of boys egging....would YOU tell anyone that you'd had sex with a nasty greasy squalid bumbandit like the snot-gobbling rocking horse mountie. Please, it would be like waking up to find Margaret Beckett had been your late night squeeze, and chewing off your arm not to wake her.
Come out Gorgon.
More Adventures of Knacker
Its five pm and I’m Eddy Smug, Mmmm, doesn’t my voice sound nice, all warm, and Scotch. The BBC has learned that the entire Metropolitan Police Service is to be re-deployed to the Star of Islamabad Balti House in Hackney after complaints from its owner, Mr Ali Baba Musharoom, that his own Security Service “ was rubbish, innit, can’t catch fucking cold.” Mr Field Marshall Musharoom had called on UK Premier Mr Snot, for assistance in investigating the slaying of a joint-owner of the troubled restaurant, a Mrs Bhutto. It was hoped that in the true tradition of British Justice that by the time the Met reported no bastard on Earth would remember that he had killed Mrs Bhutto himself. This was the clear purpose of the Met under its distinguished Commissioner, Lady Sir Iain Bendover. Mr Snot said that Mr Musharoom could have the whole fucking Met, the Crown Prosecution Service and M I fucking 5 if it kept the bastards off his back .
Mr and Mrs Cockney Sparrer told PM that they never saw no bleeding coppers anyway, only when there was poor bleeding Brazilians to be machine-gunned, so it didn’t make no fucking difference if they was all sent down the curry house.
Speaking to me earlier London Mayor, Mr Ken Chicken Tikka Masala said , Well, Eddie, all werking clarse Lahndunners will approve of this here wotever is, apples an pears, apples an pears, trouble an strife, frog an toad, whistle and flute, dog an bone. Maybe its because I'm a Londoner....
This has been me, Eddie Smug, why don’t you let us know what you think about British Bobbies being sent down the curry house whilst there is fucking mayhem on the streets, children knifing one another in their prams, grannies kidnapped, raped and burnt alive on bonfires and we’ll ignore it. Gosh, don’t I sound nice. All warm, a bit mischievous, playful even, but definitely a real man.
ime trying to type with one hand , and interact fully with this article .
exxpect punctuation will go to pot
most excellent thigh , definitely tugging somthing !!
tell me its fi fi monique !!
vive la france , sorry i mean vive le carla bruni
from stat porn to strap porn in less than 24 hrs , what on earth is on your mind guido .
as for bertie , begorrah and good luck
as for gordon be gone and good riddence
45govt said....
it would be like waking up to find Margaret Beckett had been your late night squeeze, and chewing off your arm not to wake her.
"chewing off your arm" - ROTFLMAO
I'm not sure Gay Gordon could pull a supermodel these days. Has anyone got Norman Scott's phone number?
How about that T rex from Jurassic park he could give him a gobble he wouldn't forget.
Anyone else noticed this? England is now officially the most crowded country in Europe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505585&in_page_id=1770
Squeeze a few more in and NuLab's destruction of Britain will be complete. Happy now, McStalin?
The Benazir Bhutto lovefest is so strange. Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was complicit in the murder of her brother Murtaza who was critical of the PPP policy of systematic corruption. Benazir's niece,Fatima, daughter of Murtaza holds her aunt responsible.
All this garbage in 'praise of Benazir' is hogwash.
Anyway Gordon cannot have her. She is dead. Commited suicide with her daft antics and hubristic approach to milking applause.
Two more: Nick Brown and Chris Smith.
Gold rose above $850 becoming the first commodity to reach a new record on the first session of new year, followed by oil which sprinted past the $100 level, also setting a record.
Oih gordon get out the closet and do something you pasty faced vogon impersonator.
It's reported that Alistair Darling is making an emergency statement on the deteriorating economic situation and falling pound tomorrow morning.
There must be loads more shit on the way and Brown/Darling is geting his excuses in first.
What's the betting we'll be pegged to the euro at a rate of 1:1 before the end of the year?
When it looks a sure bet, go the other way. Buying dollars could soon be the smart thing to do. While BMW, Daimler-Benz et al are laying off workers because their market has gone, guess who's still got an economy, and no it's not Britain, and guess who we're all going to need, no not the Eu with the only army it has - bureaucrats.
Yes folks, the good old US of A. Don't write them off yet, because they take their medicine and get on. We wriggle and pout, and fuck about, we don't make anything, and what our EU "partners" make they ain't gonna be able to sell.
This is where we came in.
Hello 5:52, would have been back to you earlier but I have been tugging something big.
Wikipedia had an interesting entry on Norman Scott, with a link to a BBC item on an interview with Jackie Straw
http://tinyurl.com/uaf58
I couldn't remember the name of the dog he shot - Rinka. I was wondering which dog you boys would like to see shot just now?
Personally, it would be Hazel Blears.
(Just to be perfectly clear, there are no Alsatians in Mr Sam's fridge).
Hysteria is setting in on this blog and it's very unsettling especially when you've had a glass or two of red wine. Should I draw all my savings out, convert them into euros and put them under the mattress?
robbie 7.00
2008 is going to be the year that sterling's value collapses against many other currencies including the euro. Armed with that knowledge you should readjust your investments if you want to profit from the rebalancing that has just started to get underway.
Lauren Harries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Harries
Right up Gordo's strasse, I would say.
He'd want a threesome with Maggie Thatcher and Andy Jug Ears
45, spot on.
I shall invest my modest pile in one of those nice 0.5 cal sniper rifles,wonder what i could get for gordons head on ebay.
I hereby out Gay Gordon as a carpet-munching, pillow-biting, kilt-lifting, cock-sucking, turd-burgling, dinner-mashing, fairy.
Eat yer heart out Parris. I beat yah to it!!
Seeing that Blair got in an episode of The Simpsons, maybe Broon should get on the bandwagon and go fuck Leila from Futurama
Pakistan - it could never happen here?
Labour muslims election fraud 'would disgrace a banana republic' postal vote rigging in ethnic communities
By Dominic Kennedy - the times
SIX Muslim men, won seats on Birmingham local authority in the most corrupt election campaign since the Victorian era. They seem to have infiltrated the mail service: several voters gave evidence that their ballot papers were altered to support Labour after they put them in the post.
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Second former mayor on vote rigging charge - amongst others
Posted by Eastern Correspondent on August 31st, 2007
It appears a certain sector of the population in Peterborough have a problem with the democratic election process. This time the Conservatives have also joined in on the pastime usually reserved for Labour and Liberal Democrats.
A serving Conservative Peterborough city councillor and a former Peterborough mayor have been charged with vote rigging. Cllr Abdul Razaq, of Alexandra Road, Millfield, and former mayor Raja Akhtar, who lost his Central Ward seat in the May elections this year, have both been charged with forgery. A third man, Mohammed Khaliq (49), of Foxdale, New England, was also charged at Bridge Street Police Station yesterday.
Akhtar (51), of Newark Avenue, Millfield, is the second former city mayor to be charged in connection with Operation Hooper – a probe into alleged vote rigging in the 2004 election. Mohammed Choudhary, who has already been charged, was due to appear at Peterborough Crown Court today.Choudhary, who was mayor from May 1996 to 1997, has denied charges including defrauding election officers by submitting false postal ballots and making a false instrument, namely a poll card in connection with alleged vote rigging during the city council’s 2004 elections.
The 47-year-old, of Cobden Street, Peterborough, along with Labour Party official Tariq Mahmood (39), of Clarence Road, Peterborough, and Maqbool Hussain (50), of Ledbury Road, Peterborough, who unsuccessfully stood in Central Ward at the 2004 local elections, have already been charged with conspiracy to defraud and forgery. They are set to stand trial at King’s Lynn Crown Court in October.
Yesterday Razaq (47) was charged with six counts of forgery, Akhtar with five counts of forgery and Khaliq with one charge of forgery. All charges relate to forging poll cards.All three have been released on conditional bail to appear before Peterborough Magistates’ Court on September 11.Central Ward councillor Razaq has been suspended from the Conservative group on the city council pending the outcome of the case.
TOO LATE
THANKS LIB LAB CON TRICK!
re mines a forex
whilst i have good advice that nu labour are shafting us.
on dec 21st hit low against euro
so could anyone clarify why its currency ,germanys in trouble which must affect euro , in other words there having a down turn as well shouldnt things equal out ??
i had thought it was bonds and PSBR with ECB .
anything missing ?
The gusset on that thong seems a bit big.
we dont make shit and we owe everyone money, how are we going to crawl out of this big fucking hole Brown?
sell diversity courses to China seeing as they have been sorely missing our wonderful enrichment of immigrant masses on welfare!
communist treacherous cunts!
I shall invest my modest pile in one of those nice 0.5 cal sniper rifles,wonder what i could get for gordons head on ebay.
If you're going to sell the head, go for a body shot. If you went for the head with a .50, there wouldn't be fuck all left.
Now there's a thought.
rds 7.57
Germany is the second biggest exporter in the world and is still roaring ahead despite a slight slowdown in some of it's markets.
Britain, on the other hand, exports practically fuck all other than a few repeats of Doctor Who and is sucking in imports, paid for on credit, like there's no tomorrow.
We are a nation, half of whose population are deranged, infantilised debt-junkie spendaholics led by a deranged infantilised and dishonest tax, borrow, and spend government.
No wonder the pound is going down the toilet fast and most of the economy is fucked.
I live in the USA 50% of the time and the country is TOAST!!! Manufacturing is TOAST! All IT jobs OUTSOURCED! The dollar is BURNT TOAST!!!!!!! Forget about any sort of recovery at all, the USA is down the crapper ... The UK is tied to the USA and both will go down much much much further, I mean - BIG TIME - there is NOTHING that can be done about it - just protect yourselves, get out of the GBP and USD immediately, buy gold and silver, if you must have a paper currency buy CHFs, and consider short term 3 months treasuries ...
ISIN for govt bonds in various currencies maturing shortly. Check with your broker. Careful with transaction costs on foreign bonds, these are unimportant for large purchases but will kill you on smaller ones (in which case you are best off sticking with UK gilts like the last one). Best are first. When they expire, buy the next shortest maturing one, or switch into gold. Hope this helps.
CAD
Canada bond, expiring 1 March 2008
ISIN CA135087QB35
Canada T-bill, expiring 24 Jan 2008
ISIN CA1350Z7JV78
CHF
Swiss bond, expiring 8