Gordon Earns Himself a Blue Peter Badge
As markets plunged yesterday George Bush convened a White House summit to push an emergency $150 billion growth stimulus package through Congress in weeks. He called in heavyweight politicians for a bipartisan effort. Elsewhere in Washington an emergency meeting of the Federal Reserve slashed interest rates 75 basis points in an effort to shore up global markets fearing recession. What does Gordon do? He takes time out to appear on Blue Peter to wish Konnie Huq good luck in her next job. Yes, the Prime Minister has his own weird sense of priorities.
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I bet Tony Blair earned his Blue Peter Badge, whereas Gordon nicked his when nobody was looking.
Here's one big economic downturn he prepared earlier!
Is anyone surprised? This is the Snotgobbler equivalent of "Crisis, what crisis?"
Hmm...we can either have him in emergency meetings and playing with his COBRA, or doing something useful, ie. increasing the number of gratuitous pics of Ms Huq about the place. Now, let me think...
Typical of the Fifeshire Feartie, mind you thats the kiss of death to Konnie Huq future career.
You fool, Gordon has abolished boom and bust, George Bush has not.
Doh!
It seems to be widely held that Gordon can do sweet FA as it is (Kaletsky et al) so he may as well appear on Blue Peter. We need to have a closer look at Mervyn King's speech at Ashton Gate last night for a real clue to the troubles ahead for the UK - and his message appears to be "brace yourself for a double whammy". If I were Gordo, I would take a sudden interest in international affairs and spend the next 2 years flying around the globe, not forgetting to pack the rocking horse.
Did Gay Gordon think Konnie was short for Konrad?
O.T.
Wonder if the Police will show the same respect to the Police Marchers as they showed to the middle aged men of the Countryside Alliance
And crack them over the head with batons????
Now Alistair, get some sticky back plastic, an egg box and a washing up liqid bottle and I'll show you how to rescue Northern Rock.
"Come here Shep, stop pissing all over Gordon."
No longer Mr Bean, now King Canute
"No more boom and bust" says Gordon. Then he appears with Konnie Huq on Blue Peter. That's two big busts in one week.
Were there any kiddies present? He likes kiddies does our Gordon.
That article by Alice Miles is absolutely spot on. Why can't the media be bothered to kill off Peter Hain?
Awfully brave of her to mention her curiously large-eared daughter, too.
Gordon has never really had a job outside politics (though he no doubt found a holding position - which doesn't bear thinking about.)
He is a fool and an incompetent (cf the national accounts) and a liar (cf referendum pledge). The idea that he has anything sensible to say is absurd. Leave him in the Blue Peter studio where he can do little harm.
(Though as others have said - when will he be CRB checked?)
Our Glorious McLeader has an extremely respected and competent Chancellor to carry out his instructions (And take the blame when it all goes haggis shaped) Did Broon also 'phone the snooker winner on Sunday?
I recently received a Blue Peter badge 17 years after the events for services with the Blue Peter steam loco.
Konnie's sister is a prospective Labour candidate - what do you expect?
Gordon continues his retreat to childhood. His adult life clearly being such a confusion of sexual identity, he just withdraws into his pre-pubescent past. Hence his constant appearence at junior schools, Blue Peter - memories of happier times. Before long, he'll be back on a rocking horse. Or even in a nappy.
Oh.
Really?
Jealous are you Guido.
They don’t give out Blue Peter Badges to people who spill their spleens for a hobby.
In the TIMES today
Ed Balls school prefect said that inflation was slowing down.
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Mervyn King -'We've little control over winds buffeting our economy'
But Guido,
Have you seen the badge they gave him?
Did any of the the Blue Peter pets mysteriously die or get run over after Jonah Brown visited?
Isn't Konnie Huq a Labour stooge? Watch this space for Konnie to serve our country in some way...with help from Red-ken, or G Brown!
The good thing about attending the junket is that McBean isn't introducing more cack handed legislation.
On the other hand he could have spent the time more wisely itemising his expenses in the interests of transparency, accuracy.
To be quite Frank I would much prefer Gordon to stick to Blue Peter type work than carry on Fookin up the grown up stuff.
Give him half a chance and He'll be buying back our gold that flogged off at an all time market low.
NO NO NO !!! Guido, this is hitting below the belt. Most of your blog's criticism of Gordon Brown is fair comment.
But do you know, even if nuclear war was breaking out, and I was invited to be on Blue Peter with Konnie Huq [sadly now will no longer be feasible] I would be on there in a trice... and do you know something, so would you, I think.
Never mind, we can but hope that she will decide to put in a turn on Strictly Come Dancing. By all means be rude to Gordo, but Konnie ? You are talking about the girl I love !
O/T
I see the times reports finding by Council of Europe on voting fraud in the UK. They suggest that every voter be registered by National Insurance number to avoid voter fraud....... are these the same NI numbers that Peter Hains department handed out to 600,000 illegal immigrants?
Surely no connection......
Konnie may be a rabid leftie but she still deserves a picture or two. Sort it out Guido.
Nice picture of Konnie. Why can't we have more like that.
WALKDEN MOOR said...
"In the TIMES today
Ed Balls school prefect said that inflation was slowing down.
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Mervyn King -'We've little control over winds buffeting our economy'"
Both statements can be true.
I seem to remember, that Mrs Thatcher also graced Blue Peter sometime in the mid-70's ?
As having had the privilege of watching the very first Blue Peter in 1959 with Christopher Trace and Valerie Singleton plus "Petra" before that newcomer John Noakes hove into view with "Shep" it is not surprising that Gordon should want to emulate his "heroine" Mrs T by appearing on a "national institution".
So will the MSM get off their backsides and follow up on the tip that this wasn't the actions of a joke pm who has lost any semblance of grip on the job, but actually a calculated photo op for the sister of a prospective nulab candidate ?
Jonatrhan Shallit, Konnie Huq's pimp, is a friend of the Chief Rabbi who is Gordon's new best friend.
Mervyn King -'We've little control over winds buffeting our economy'
Or in other words:
"Having driven the economy off Beachy Head, we find that the steering is no longer operating as we would wish".
Take down Konnie's pic Guido.
I wouldn't blame Bottler for doing the business with her, if it took him away from doom and gloom. I would discuss bust with her anyday.
blooming bust
To be fair, Konnie has got a degree in Economics - unlike Gordon - perhaps he was asking her for a little advice on how to get himself out of the Rock debacle?
I have found a picture of Konnie with our esteemed leader:
http://cool-geek.co.uk/4b_konnie31.jpg
To be fair - Konnie has got a degree in economics from Cambridge, something that our former chancellor is distinctly lacking!
Perhaps he was after some advice on how to get us out of the hole he has gotten us into?
"She was the peoples Blue Peter princess and thats how she will stay, how she will remain in our hearts and in our memories forever....."
Konnie is hot, in my opinion
Konnie for Mayor!
even though Konnie's a ZaNuLab plant, would still do her. Is her sis worth one?
I do hope there were no children allowed anywhere near the rocking horse wrangler.
Nice tits, pity about the brain.
does it really need 15,000 police to turn up at westminster to arrest Hain, Harman, watt, grasper etc???
People,
A clearer cry for help could not be more forthcoming.
Blue:
“Clinical depression (also called major-depressive disorder or unipolar depression) is a common psychiatric disorder, characterized by a persistent lowering of mood, loss of interest in usual activities and diminished ability to experience pleasure.
While the term "depression" is commonly used to describe a temporary decreased mood when one "feels blue", clinical depression is a serious illness that involves the body, mood, and thoughts that cannot simply be willed or wished away. It is often a disabling disease that affects a person's work, family and school life, sleeping and eating habits, general health and ability to enjoy life. “
The Peter Principle:
"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
Badge:
“A badge is a device or patch which is displayed to indicate a special accomplishment or as a symbol of authority.”
“The BBC children's programme Blue Peter also awards its own “Badge” to members of the public who appear on the show. These are highly collectible as they cannot be bought - except from people who have been awarded one and wish to sell it.”
It may be the only thing we have left to shore up Northern Rock but will the special accomplishment of evading the electorate require he retain it. Mounted as a rosette on his favourite rocking horse perhaps?
You can tell she's a leftie. The lefthand one's about six inches lower than the right.
I`m sending my Blue Peter Badge back in protest !
You post a story on breast feeding, then you post a picture of Konnie's breasts do we conclude you are not a leg man?
Mmmm... Konnie.
When I were a sprog we had to make do with Annette Mills. Mind you, she was Muffin the Mule at the time....
Gorgon is being spanked at PMQs ??
WTF - Next week Bean with his dick n' bum in da bungalow?
Well for once I'll take Broon's side. Having seen the photo I'd rather spend time with her than bothering about governing the country. Great boobs.
If Brown wants to stay out of managing the economy that's fine by me. As with most politicians delving nto economics, the more he tries to do, the less he achieves.
In fact, if each and every MP spent the next year in the Blue Peter studio rather than stuffing our ecomony passing yet more ridiculous legislation which curtails our hard-won freedoms still further, then that too would be absolutely great.
Guido- this is the big story today up north-perhaps you may care to distribute it more widely amongst your southern brethren?
Former minister denies 'outrageous' bypass route claims
TAVISH Scott, the former Scottish transport minister, yesterday denied claims he chose a new route for the Aberdeen bypass to appease a millionaire supporter of the Liberal Democrats.
Members of Road Sense, a campaign group formed to oppose the Aberdeen western peripheral route, claim Mr Scott opted for an 11th-hour choice for the preferred route after meeting oil tycoon Ian Suttie.
Mr Suttie's family is alleged to have donated £23,600 to the Scottish Lib Dems and the party's Aberdeen South branch over the past three years.
Both Mr Scott and Nicol Stephen, leader of the Scottish Lib Dems and MSP for Aberdeen South, who was also alleged to have attended, denied the meeting took place.
Mr Scott condemned the claims as "outrageous" and accused protesters of "scrabbling in the gutter" in a desperate bid to scupper the project.
Members of Road Sense also claimed a ministerial diary showed both Mr Scott and Mr Stephen, the former deputy first minister, attended a meeting with the Cults and Pitfodels Preservation Society – two months before the the preferred choice of route was announced.
Mr Suttie, they claimed, was present at the meeting. He lives in an area that lies along the now-scrapped Pitfodels route.
Looks like Blinkie GoBalls may be looking to jump the SS Titanic Gordo by making a pitch for Swervin Mervyn's cushty Independent Bank of England job. Blinkie reckons a cut in interest rates is just what's needed to stabilise SS Titanic Gordo. Alas (for?) Merv, he is sniffy about GoBalls.
Brillo Pad on Daily Politics: 'Babies we didn't know we had to pay for.'
The increasingly ill and weird looking Gay Gordo got another sound thrashing on PMQs. His lie about inheriting an economic mess from Ken Clarke went down particularly badly.
Poor Gordo was eventually reduced to furiously rubbing the palm of one hand with the thumb of another - a well known acupuncture technique to stem a panic attack.
You can't blame him, can you? Nice. But the legs aren't up to much - boiler fowl job.
Suddenly I find myself rather long in Blue Peter badges. Any offers?
He is so dishonest: in his PMQ reply to Ken Clarke today, Brown replied that he was speaking "as someone who inherited a very difficult economic situation from him".
This Gordon Brown, the man who when first briefed by Civil Servants on the excellent legacy left by KC, said: "what do you want me to do? Send him an f***ing thank-you note?"
Dishonest, incompetent: Brown is a disaster - surely even the trolls can see what he has done
yvette 'hip pack' cooper said on the daily politics that gordon brown is briefed by civil servants for pmqs.
gus you are completely fucked.
my point methinks!
and please stop talking about my girlfriend in such derogatory terms. It's put her in a right fucking mood.
sorry to hear guido about feeing problems , miss huq does look pleased to see everyone though.
try showing your bearn a wee picture of hillary benn he is a tit , and then substitute the bottle.
PMQs review
i disagree with michael crick i dont think gordon is doing any better , he failed to give any figures which shows that hes hiding somthing , like alot of people i thought at first it was contempt . but any PM should answer properly the questions that are asked of him by the oppositon , his failiure to do this means he is wasting my tax money . its no good blowing off about punch and judy politics to journos , how much is ghoulman sachs getting , how much is now loaned to northern rock .
mr cameron had six questions i think , and mr clegg who gordon just swatted away like a fly was not answered either.
i loved the one about ken livistone being a matter for the police , thast why london needs a labour mayor .
quite gordon but does it need a corrupt one thats what i want to know !!
so mr crick says even stevens i do not and award the full 5 , you looked shabby, gruff and its the none answer that shows your weakness and deciet .
so 61 and climbing full rate.
"a sub prime answer from a sub prime minister" very good , the speaker should ask the prime minister to provide figures when asked for them , if full figs are not available then as near to . its not on hes making us the laughing stock of the world, appernetly in india they thought we needed help.
no comment on global market turmoils the mans a fooling everyone.
not expected 15 thousand but 18 thousand have turned up to march about jaqui smiths pay retraction . i hear she is to get the dept of health , although it is not quite clear who will get the home sec , cant be ed milliband , and god help us if its david after his recent speeches , offices closed countries rioting , everytime he speaks some diaster happens .
so my moneys on ed balls to BOE , al jolson to education .
remeber this though one of the recent problems that subprimes pointed out was the number of CEOs with MBAs that had no experience in the business sectore they were in . we have a tradition at the BOE that men from banking backgrounds are choosen for a very good reason . if mr balls is choosen one would have to question it as it would not just be a break with tradition but with comon sense also.
his mrs is better than harpic on the emotionally dry appearenece .gordo appears to be going mad , apparently hes very discourteous now some of his projects have hit the buffers .
anyone see becks in africa , i suppose ms huq will be doing similar. nice jugs all the same !
New playground song?
" Dear ole Konnie Huq, good for a f**k ".
Konnie Hug was the most useless Blue Peter presenter. We have always wanted to know how she got the position and how she kept it, let alone for so long. Excellent presenters seemed to come and go, but hopeless Konnie stayed on.
She has admitted that she lied on her application to get into Cambridge, which I also thought was not a good role model for British Youth, however, perhaps Cheaters do prosper....
And one thing you can be certain of, apart from the fact that inflation is running at 2% is that I am not a pathological liar.. I mean I am a pathological liar, no, I mean etc etc.....
Hi there, have linked to this over at mine where there is also a clip of the Tony Blair interview that was never broadcast. as usual chez the Beeb, best bits end up on the cutting room floor.
Yours etc, the aforementioned non-famous sister and former (not current) PPC Rupa
Wasn't Konnie one of those cheating the kids out of their pocket money with her bent phone-ins?
I seem to recall her televised apology. It didn't sound very sincere.
Tits like that were wasted on Blue Peter.
Good to see that Konnie believes in gauze and effect - any more shots of that dress...She looks as if she could make a happy man very old.
However, the NAO highlight that the DWP's campaign to reign in benefit fraus is not bringing back overclaimed dosh.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7203296.stm
But this is par for the course with NuLab, claim something is being done but too a very limited effect.
Wasn't greatly surprised to see the Electoral Commission leaking to the Herald that they 'don't seem to know what the penalties are for non-compliance.
http://www.theherald.co.uk/politics/news/display.var.1985987.0.Watchdog_admits_probe_weakness.php
Is Gorgon having a laugh?
@Jim Kurtz "He is so dishonest: in his PMQ reply to Ken Clarke today, Brown replied that he was speaking "as someone who inherited a very difficult economic situation from him".
He said that???? He really had the audacity to publicly claim that???? On the record????
He really DOES think we are stupid in the extreme!
Ah remember the days when John Major was in charge? We had an Iraq war then - one that we finished off with no fuss. Chris Woodhead was sorting out failing schools. The government had a mere £35bn in debt. Britain was the 4th most competitive nation in the world rather than the 24th. We didn't have a trade deficit. Michael Howard had reduced crime by 18%.
Let's all sing along now:-
THINGS,
CAN ONLY GET BETTER,
CAN ONLY GET BETTER,
WHEN GORDON's GONE!
THINGS,
CAN ONLY GET BETTER,
CAN ONLY GET BETTER,
WHEN GORDON's GONE!
Unfortunately, Gordon has played a significant part in creating an economic mess for which the UK is ill-prepared. I can see him making more and more outrageous claims in the future as he becomes increasingly desperate to lay the blame at the doors of others.
The BBC will let him get away with this, but we should not. We need to expose his lies and rubbish his half-truths as quickly and comprehensively as we can on blogs and forums across the internet.
But is that her real name ? or made up when the Blue Peter followers voted for a different name ?
Brown, for once, has got his "priorities" bang on.
he can spend time with Konnie and contemplate serious bush stuff at the same time - whoops Bush.
Did no one else spot that her sister popped up on here a little earlier? 3:42pm...
Anonymous said...
9:45 AM, January 23, 2008
// It seems to be widely held that Gordon can do sweet FA as it is (Kaletsky et al) so he may as well appear on Blue Peter. We need to have a closer look at Mervyn King's speech at Ashton Gate last night //
Are you SURE it was Ashton Gate? Bristol City .v. The Bank Of England? What was the score? And did Merv get on the scoresheet?
What will she be doing next? Baring her top half on page 3 of The Sun, or will she go the whole hog and bear all for Playboy or whatever today's equivalent is.
Why can't this beautiful and intelligent young women learn that by partially exposing certain parts of her anatomy she only cheapens herself and thus reduces the value of her 'brand image'.
[OT - If any Muslim man in her native land (Afghanistan, I believe) saw this they'd be getting the local Imam to put a fatwa on her faster than farmer Jones' pigs can empty the slop bucket.]
anon 6.33
Where have you been for the last few years? Gay Gordo is more interested in cock than bush.
To be fair to Crash Gordon the BBC
reports "Gordon Brown also wished her well in a pre-recorded message."
So his message could have been recorded ages ago and he did NOT actually take time out in today for it.
ref:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7203281.stm
Mr Fawkes be fair. No half truths on order-order.com please.
Actually, Bush went on to demonstrate how to use a standing lawnmower for the cameras.
Check http://leftluggage.blogspot.com
The Prime Minister and former Chancellor thought of the sold gold, the let-rip lending and the diminished UK competitiveness and said: ". . . And here's a financial disaster I made earlier."
anon 10.07, no half truths please.
what sort of a fucking dullard are you? what do you think Gordon 'Junk Bond' Brown's entire political career has been based on you fucking cretin!
I'd do 'er
If this is Gordon's idea of doing a Sarkozy, someone should explain to him that 'Thank you for all you've done' is not quite enough to promote his new image as an 'amateur des jeunes belles femmes' or indeed to capture a woman's heart, or any other bits.
OTOH all poets must be grateful to Konnie for providing a further rhyme-word hitherto unavailable. I was getting so fed up with 'dybbuk' and 'mallard-duck'.
And putting two and two together, can't hurt to try to catch a few of London's Bangladeshi voters, can it, Gordon?
Prudent as ever.
I'd appear on Blue Peter too AND make a complete cunt of myself (as most do thereon) if I could cop a butchers' at that pair! Anyone got her phone number?
thick as thieves 12:07 am
You attack me? Hmmm thanks for that.
However I'm no dullard and I don't defend GBr. The point remains that Blogging here should not present half truths, as is the case with saying
"As markets plunged yesterday ...
What does Gordon do?
He takes time out to appear on Blue Peter to wish Konnie Huq good luck in her next job. Yes, the Prime Minister has his own weird sense of priorities. "
The fact remains he pre-recorded the message. Oh yes at a time and date which neither you, I or Guy Fawkes know. "He appeared" is a half truth. "A recorded message appeared" is the truth.
Thanks for reading. Try not to swear back. Thanks.
That girl's got really nice tits!
Isn't she another Nu Lab Haq?
Perhaps he was hoping to find a way to fix everything using and old cardboard box, some sticky backed plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers.
anon. 12.07, you thank me for attacking you, so you clearly are a fucking dullard. why don't you fuck off to the propaganda wing of the new labour war party the bbc with your poxy complaints of inaccuracies. you shouldn't have to travel far, it sounds as if you work there. as for your whingeing 'I'm not defending gordon', well anyone who takes the time to scroll through our correspondence will read that is exactly what you have done. so not only are you a dullard you are also a liar.
now there's a good troll, fuck off back under your bridge cunt.
thick as thieves you are so wrong and clearly thick.
My thanks to you, however you should note that irony is wasted on the stupid (like you).
Oh and if you must reply try not to swear it's yesterday.
anon 12.07
anon 6.19 - and isn't in interesting that trolls like you who are happy to act as propagandists for the new labour war party are so offended by swear words. It is my pleasure to expose degenerate bbc employees like you.
if there is a hell, you're going. people like you and gary glitter work for satan.
troll 2.10,
afraid of putting a name to your posts? how trollish!
you all blend into one, dont you.
I like your new troll trick of posting propaganda and when you get caught out claiming it's irony,
very devious, how very new labour.
your problem is that you judge others by your own standards.
and on a final note, to be accused of stupidity by an imbecile like you gave me a long hard belly laugh, so for that, I thank you,
Go to a meeting with a lot of economist or get to meet Konnie Huq?
Think, think, it's a hard one isn't it...
For once I'm with the one-eyed bandit.
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