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Kevin Maguire's made up story, Kirkup's speculation, Sam Coates' blog. Doh!
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53 comments:
All this rubbish jealous hacks are reporting is only going to send more readers this way...then they'll see all the news the papers are scared to report. I wouldn't even worry about denying their claims Guido - just sit back and watch them make idiots of themselves as your hits go through the roof.
Cunts!
Good use of an automated email system there, Guido! Dashed clever!
That picture of him as got to have been air brushed to death. The gob shite looks almost human.
Is that Lucida Sans in Principal Blue?
awww just as kevin was begining to lose his toilets title and was showing promise as a journalist as well!!
oh well just shows you how chronicly incurable leftism is
Goddammit Guido, Kevin Maguire's knocking you off his blogroll. That must surely be the cruellest cut.
On a more positive note, if they weren't bothered, they wouldn't be bothering. Keep up the good work - the Tuscan's pleasures would be mdiminished without you.
Shame about young Sam Coates (the Red Box one), promising start but he seems a bit juvenile and excitable, far too ready to repeat the standard NuLab smear lines (eg the silly stuff about the Electoral Commission "acting in haste") without stopping to think and analyse. Lack of judgment, needs to calm down a bit.
Anyway none of this is doing you any harm.
Oh, and the Tuscan will contrib £ 1,000 to the charity of any of those chappies choosing if they can conclusively demonstrate your stooginess to CCHQ.
What a sad and twisted pillock Maguire is!Bitter does not begin to describe him.
The irony of Maguire accusing someone else of being a propaganda machine.
Is it something I said ? I only christened him Toilets Maguire because he talks shit and acts as one of Nancy Brown's rent boys in chief - along with Lady Sir Michael Kneepads White - and because he is a disgrace to the labour movement, a parasite, a sycophant, a dreadful writer, a hypocrite and an unspeakable cunt. No need for him to take on so.
His parents, if he knows who they are, probably love him a little but for most of us he's down there in the sewer with Piers Moron. He should be grateful that he has a sobriquet here, most people, after all, ignore him. When they start attacking you, Guido, it means either that you have them rattled or that their foreskins are itching again and they need to visit the NUJ pox clinic. Slags.
James Kirkup has now produced an update on Three Line Shit with a copy of Guido's Press Release - ending it with the CCHQ disclaimer which makes it look as if Guido is working for them ... tiresome stuff. But in this case all publicity is good publicity. And it just goes to show how threatened the hacks are.
At first glance I thought it was GCHQ. Rather disappointing to find it wasn't.
i have a question,
even if Guido were being paid by the conservatives which i dont believe for a second - DOES THIS MAKE ANY OF HIS REPORTING ANY LESS TRUTHFULL?
have the wankers on the left forgot this? shoot the messenger is the name of the left wing game.
hell im suprised they are not screeming their favourite word which they have rendered meaningless - RACIST!
the left also appear to have forgot that we are being goverened badly by the left so it is of more interest to the public to expose those who actually hold power over us.
the left really are useless and thick as shit.
the ONLY thing they ever did well was press spin - they were masters, EVERYTHING else they fucked it up the arse.
now they are loosing their grip on reporting - mainly through the internet so suprise surprise they have plans to fuck that up the arse as well.
i couldnt give a shit if guido were David useless Cameron himself as long as he delivers the fucking goods and tells the truth - more than be said of this goverment!
Have these twats looked up 'ad hominem fallacy' on wikipedia and decided to use it as a guide to debating?
7:28pm - I think if it transpired that Guido were in the employ of the Tories it would be of some importance, given that Guido rails against the MSM's unspoken biases and has hit out against accusations of being some kind of Tory spokesman.
Unfortunately, to obnoxious, tiresome pricks like Kevin Maguire these aspects probably matter very little. More likely he just felt relieved he could call someone a Tory, it saved him the bother of thinking too much about what he was saying. 'Course, in a different time and place he'd have just put people like Guido up against a wall, so thank God for small favours.
Your protestations would carry a bit more weight if you weren't so one sided and obviously partial in your choice of targets. Maybe if you could expose some of the incompetence and hypocrisy in the Lib Dems and the Tories occasionally, then I would have a bit more sympathy about you being branded a Tory..
anon, for the nonce Lib Dem and Tory hipocrisy cost us nowt; unlike the childish and petulant machinations of the likes of Gordon "I think I'll quickly alert the markets to my impending gold sale" Broon. A man unable to hold down a job at SCottish TV - says it all.
kevin maguire, nick robinson and gary glitter all work for satan.
gary is one and kevin and nick protect one.
shame on you kevin, you defender and promoter of the indefensible, so willing to ignore the unspeakable nature of your master junk bond brown.
your parents must be very proud of you kevin, king of the new labour war party trolls.
hail the king, king kevin, the perverts servant who will spout any old shit to protect degenerates. you're going to hell kev, end of story.
Maybe if you could expose some of the incompetence and hypocrisy in the Lib Dems and the Tories
Why? It's the incompetent pack of cunts in the Government we need shot of.
anonymous 8:31 PM.
You mean 'funster' Guido doesn't treat members of the government with the respect and deference they believe they deserve?
That's really, really beastly of him.
How can this government - with its armies of civil servants, spin-doctors, media lickspittles and activists - possibly defend itself against the might of Guido's blog?
I expect he takes the not unreasonable view that his enemy's enemy is his friend; thusly, he will be less inclined to attack the Lib Dems and Tories because they sit in opposition to the Labour government.
Indeed, anyone who is prepared to attack this corrupt, incompetent, dishonest, venal, self-serving, talentless and flatulent group of gerrymandering freaks deserves my full support.
Serious or not, you have broken the embargo on your own "press release" - well done you!
Indeed, Guido should do it the BBC / Labou miniter on question time way. Present every conflict as a controversy, with - on the one hand - and on the other hand - and on the other hand - so that punters learn that these things are really very complicated and if we drone on long enough they will tire of asking any more questions and leave it all to the grown ups who always know what is best for them really and we'd just like to thank Guido for the opportunity to make this all clear.
Maybe if you could expose some of the incompetence and hypocrisy in the Lib Dems and the Tories occasionally
Anonymous @ 8:31PM
Thats what the BBC and their permanent couch potato Maguire are for. Twit
Maguire is definitely turning into Julian Clary.
Not as funny though and much less perceptive.
If there's one thing Hacks hate it's seeing anyone else getting a good story. Guido brings out the pack mentality in them. The attack dogs are unleashed...
Only in this case they sent in a few whimpering, whining, poodles.
Next.
Christ! I just wish the Conservatives were even half that clever!
okay I admit I get great satisfation giving new labour war party trolls a fucking good hiding whenever the warmongering retards appear in this place. the lib dems are such a useless collection of dullards that attacking them would make me feel guilty if they weren't such pompous oafs in league with the war party. and if david doesn't pull his finger out of his arse over the eu and stop listening to that fucking waster oliver 'numbnuts' letwin I will soon be getting stuck into them too, with the utmost vigour.
so, all in all I think this place is relatively impartial.
but the government is in power and therefore must bear the brunt of the attack. anyone who says otherwise is going to get it.
my enemy's friend is my enemy.
Those who complain about Guido attacking NuLiebour are wrong, if you bother to read the blog,
Also, most attacks will be on NuLiebour because they are the GOVERNMENT and theu are TOTALLY CORRUPT. It's obviously not so important if the Tories and LibDems are corrupt until they are the government, when I trust Guido will turn his main firepower on them - ie the Tories, as the Libdems have as much chance of governing as I have of pulling - ooh any famous bint you can mention.
The MSM are running scared because they know they are the psst. Cushy jobs on inflated salaries will be over for them very soon, when there is so much more interesting comment on blogs etc. Self-financing sites like this are the future.
Got 'em rattled Guido, keep up the good work.
I tried to post on the Mirror's webshite for this article. Apparently the text I entered was wrong so I should try again.
Basically, I said that just because Hain was a cunt and fucked up and Guido said so does not make Guido a Tory.
This is the wrong text and as such it couldn't be submitted. Wonderful. why doesn't "toilets maguire' just say so at the top of his blog 'if you say anything i dont like fuck off'. If he did I would have saved 3 minutes of my life. Bloody twat.
anyone notice hoe Kev Maguire is greying at the same rate as el Gordo? Twins?
Wow! Just googled Kevin Maguire in the Images section - the result certainly put a smile on My face. I'll be down the newsagents first thing!!!
Being one sided and obviously partial aren't problems for a blogger. They're prerequisites.
This is hilarious. You should frame that press release and sue them for defamation of character.
They know that their man Gordon and Labour are completely f***ed at the next election Even "Dame" Polly appears to have finally grasped the bl**ding obvious.
Kevin Maguire and friends! The sulky cunt has more than one?
Well, the upside is that a bunch of us are having fun sending emails to lobby correspondents via the Tory email network. Thanks, at least for that, Guido!
Snotgobbler's mottley crew of half arsed spivs and second hand car salespersons are a spent force, there's no doubt about that.
They're the twitching, rotting remains of NuLabour's bloated corpse.
But what worries me is that they will take the country down with them.
So spiteful are these fuckers that they will sabotage what is left of the economy with one last spending spree on their pet social engineering projects.
And whoever gets into power next time will face the mother of all fuck ups.
They will inherit a tumble down mansion with the family silver plundered; the ruling elite having stuffed their pockets and fled, leaving the peasants outside to fight for the crumbs amd wonder why things, after all, never did get better.
They're probably piqued because Guido started the process of bringing down the orange one - if the MSM get piqued, then they get dirty. After all, they are our noble gatekeepers aren't they? Can't have any mucky amateurs treading on the turf eh?
Who is this pompous prat "thick as thieves" who seems to think that he is sending trolls packing?
I have seen no evidence that this is so.
I suppose a troll is anyone who doesn't see eye to eye with him?
On everything!
I'll probably get a reply now slagging me rotten.
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and the poor deluded cunt thinks that means i've been "sent packing"
What a dickhead.
Don't worry boys, your time is coming. The only thing these wankers have to defend themselves is 'the economy'. And that's about to blow itself to smithereens - result - end of the Zanu party rule in the UK (forget the Labour part, it's irrelevant).
Your day is nearing. These gobs****s will be begging for an election to get out of the line of fire. Or will they put Gordon up for the first bullet?
It's the economy, stupid!
polly's line for some time has been oh another bad move from new labour, but it's not too late if they do xyz. but it is too late polly you ignorant fucker. it has been too late ever since your gods were blackmailed into war.
the new labour war party is finished. allowing themselves to be infiltrated by agents like blair, brown, peter the perv and jack 'protect the public' straw will cost the labour party a heavy price. they sold their souls to the devil and for what? power. power that they will soon lose anyway. so the truth is the labour party sold its soul for nothing. dumb fucks every single one of them. and now dimwits like hilary benn and ed and david milliband want to give our sovereignty to europe unfuckingbelievable. oh and is it just me but I think ed millibnd, david milliband and alistair darling all look like they've got a touch of downs syndrome about them, don't they?
remember retards your primary duty is to protect the public. you have led us to war and occupation but you don't have the power to renege on your primary duty, that's non negotiable, so you can throw that eu constitution piece of shit straight in the dusty bin.
read the rules you intellectual cripples. you can sell your souls for nothing, but you can't sell the country's.
I think it's time to get dirty with these traitors, material wise, we're spoilt for choice.
that cunt jack straw has got lots to hide. get ready for it jack because you are about to be fucked.
May I leap to the defence of Guido? Hardly a Tory Stooge, more a mastabatory aid to the politically deranged, a sort of care in the community for the lederhosen wing of the Tory Party. At least it keeps you off the street.
speedcameratroll
you must be fucking stevie wonder then you cunt
jerry,
I defer to your expertise, for you are shuuuurleeeey the biggest wanker going. must be very raw though eh jerry?
Fuck me, things must be bad. Geoffrey Robinson is out of rehab, simpering and smirking in, he fondly imagines, Nancy Brown's defence. He's all over the place, like the rash on Toilets Maguire's tiny knob. And just as cheesy.
For Robinson the ponce to be around there must be some old biddy somewhere with a fortune, just waiting to be charmed out of it by crumpled but boyish Gigolo Geoff; some substantial sum that really belongs in an offshore bank. Or maybe he's again waving his cheque book at the new, young Commissars saying, anybody wanna non-repayable loan? All strictly above board, just as long as you don't tell anyone.
An absurd, pitiful fuckwit like Geoff Who Am I? Hoon and a corrupt, oily, comic opera chancer like Robinson dragooned into supporting and defending this criminal debacle, these are barrel scrapings from Hell.
The game is up. Come out Gordon.
That's me told eh, thick as thieves.
What a guy. Guido sure is lucky to have such a high calibre shotgunman riding alongside him.The way you knocked Jerry for six. Superb! Brilliant!
I'm off now to lick my wounds having been so thrashingly seen off with the word speedcameratroll ringing in my ear.
This Steve Wonder refernce. Is it cos I is black?
or is it cos I is disabled?
speedcameratroll
interesting yet predictable you should try the play your worn out race card.
let's look at the evidence.
last month a political party was unanimously, I repeat unanimously found by the law lords to have to have broken the 1972 race relations act.
the party in question was found to have discriminated against a British citizen of Pakistan heritage by choosing a less qualified and less suitable white candidate. that party's defence was 'political expediency'
who could this racist party be speedcameratroll? the bnp?
it was infact your new labour party.
what a fucking racist party supporter you are speedcameraman.
so, not only are you a warmonger apologist you are also a racist propagandist.
you fucking fascist.
oh yeah, fascist speedcameratroll,
if you don't think this government is completely disabled then you are more of a cunt than is possibly imaginable.
yet another troll sent packing by my goodself!
speedcamerafascist please feel free to return when you've fnished licking those fresh wounds but you really should see a doctor, some of those cuts look quite severe to me.
what a thrashing you took!
and I must say your derogatory imitation of black people was racist and vulgar. why don't you join the kkk, I'm sure they'd be delighted to have scum like you on board and you ofcourse would feel at home with scum like them.
jerry hayes [12:28 PM]
Two things:
1) The word is 'masturbatory', not 'mastabatory'.
2) I am a little perplexed by your description of Guido's blog as "a sort of care in the community for the lederhosen wing of the Tory Party". Is that an insult? If so, it's a jolly confusing one.
Why don't you just come out and call us a bunch of wankers and lunatics?
Shit-bag - the arsebandit Hayes has already come out. He is no good at bile, so he is wasting his time here, unless he's trolling for a new "friend".
Speedcamercunt - could you give us your professional opinion on the Operation Ore business, and how it pertains to your masters? Google Dunblane Operation Ore.
lol... have none of these people ever heard of the cut and paste function? and the possibility that by using cut and paste it is possible to transfer the text from one email to another?... lol
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