CCHQ have just sent out a "Why, oh why" press release about the OFT ruling from the shadow Farms Minister, James Paice, headlined "The price of milk should not be fixed".
It is almost as if King wanted this sort of response. I feel the flaming turd in the envelope should be placed firmly at the doorstep of the other bungling incompetents (and their ill fitting syrups, Danny Boy)
Time for a purge of the muppets who voted against their guv for the cut before this one that put us all in the stinky poo poo.
Whole industry's fixed to please bureaucracy starting wth DEFRA - Dept for the elimination of farming and rural affairs.
Farmers are prevented from selling their own milk.
Prices are fixed by big buyers.
How would you like to work in an industry where you were not allowed to sell your own product, and you are forced to be dependent on large buyers who screw you down to the floor?
Milk from the farm direct tastes much nicer.
It can be produced more healthily, safely and nutritiously, if customers could choose where to buy.
But of course Guido doesn't care about his health.
He'll happily be poisoned by organsophosphates and polychlorobenzene as long as his milk is as cheap as possible, and he will happily develop Parkinsons or Alzheimers.
because he like most others forgets that what you eat and drink is what makes you live and what makes you die.
allow a little intelligence into this debate please.
If you drink anything other than organic milk then you're filling your body with all sorts of cancer causing chemicals and growth hormones. That's your cheap milk for you.
Ever wondered why there's so many blokes around these days with bigger tits than their wives? Some of the poor buggars end up with breast cancer too.
A supermarket fixing prices! fuck. you will tell us next nulab are corrupt and incompetent and we know thats not true gordo said so using his moral compost.
On a separate subject I see that well known and sucessful international statesman Mr. Barrosso is preaching to us about the need come to Lisbon to salute Mr. Mugabe, in order no doubt to facilitate Barrosso's personal aggrandisement as the "King" of Europe.
Heaven help us when we sign up for the new treaty that Nulab are afraid to allow the British People to vote on, as promised. People like Barrosso won't need to ask us then, they'll be telling us!
The greasy little tosser should be told to go back to Brussels and stay there doing nothing else but sorting out the financial mess, until he can come to the European Governments with a properly audited and certified set of accounts!
What a load of bollocks. Growth hormones are not allowed to be given to cattle in the UK - and what cancer causing chemicals? As for fat blokes - they have big tits because they eat crap burgers produced from beef from Brazil.
Is fucking nuthouse in here. Banging on about politics. Need sense of perspective. Like outside world. Real news, real events and real people that's what you need. Never mind all this shit.
Whole fucking world outside is in grip of canoe-fever. BBC send some clown to stand in street of fucking Panama - Panama is half way around the fucking world, could have stood same useless cunt in front of Gas Street Basin Canal up in Brum and no fucker'd be any the fucking wiser, but no, fucking Panama, money's no object at BBC, always get some more off government - and do piece to camera, every fifteen minutes, about few thousand pound global canoe scam. No sorry, Emily, I still don't know fuck all, I'll just ramble for a bit. Some bloke up to his arse in prudent economic miracle pretends to fall out of canoe and go in Davy Jones Locker. Mrs cops for insurance money and both fuck off and start Llama farm in Bolivia or some shithole like that. Leave fucking imbecile good for fuck all sons at home working in fucking call centre. And then, fuck me, story explodes all over fucking Universe. All this shit, don't forget, is beamed out into fucking infinity, even fucking God'll be pissed off with it by now. Is fucking nonsense story belong on page 11 of Redditch Advertiser and Indicator, just below recipe for Old Mother Jacqui Smith's Fun and Easy to prepare Snotbuns and just above advert for World's Biggest Stolen Property Car Boot Sale.
But you watch, come Sunday News of Screws is poor old Mrs Canoe, all dolled-up like Nympho Granny from Hell, My nights of passion under canoe with nutter hubby, he liked me to wear yellow PVC life preservers, fucking pervert, and shout out Ship Ahoy!
This Mrs Canoeist story will be alongside How I wasn't beaten and raped by Sudanese warders, from adventurous nutter teacher. Everybody know what adventurous mean in context of old lady go alone in Africa. Mean get a bit of brown, innit. Bring home half-naked tribal chieftain with bone in fucking nose and set up home in Kirby New Town. Children not understand but fuck 'em anyway, got more dick than ever have in whole fucking lifetme. Only is living fucking once, innit. Can sit at home with cup of Ty-Phoo and prepare lessons for fucked-up idiot, knife-wielding infants of brain-dead layabout Scousers like Cilla McCann, or get pissed on cider and bounce up and down on sub-Saharan MegaKnob. Phone, text or email SkyNews and let us know what you'd do. If you are a semi-literate deranged teacher, or even a tribal chieftain with a bone in his fucking nose, get in touch and let us know what you think. Would you go for teaching the wretched little Liverpudlian horrors or would you opt for the big black cock ?
Is heavy shit, too, down Sun Hill Copshop with everybody in Old Bill going on strike for more money. Why don't they just get out and sell more drugs, do more burglaries and extort money from prostitutes, like proper coppers ? Fuck me, country is going in fucking drain. Constable Grand Worshipful Master Plod said all our members are on the level. Its no use trying to bribe us with SnotBuns, Mrs Smith can pay up or suffer the wrath of the great fucking Architect, so mote it fucking be. If she wants fucking trouble, she's come to the right lodge.
Fucking Farmer Giles is fucking having a go, too. If fucking farmers had all the fucking money in the Treasury the miserable fucking bastards'd still say, Do you realise we do milking fucking cows on Christmas fucking morning. If not for us there'd be no fucking cows, no fucking milk, no nice cup of tea in bed on Christmas morning while other people, like us, are up to our arses in frozen cowshit, not lie in bed banging Mrs to accompaniament of Ding dong merrily on fucking high. If not for us there's be no foot and fucking mouth disease, or mad fucking cows. Every fifteen minutes is some mad old Mrs Farmer moaning and moaning and fucking moaning. Used to be everybody was fucking farmers. Now is losing thousand farms an hour. Sheepfarmers all hang themselves up from tree or shoot brains with shotgun. My husband is very depressed.. don't know what we do without million pound a year from set aside fund and bit of bed and breakfast, make ends meet.
In real world is no headline, LochNess Monster found swimming near Edinburgh, no coverage of Organised Crime Families Run UK or Zombies Prominent in Cabinet, or even Eat More Snot, Makes you Brainy, Official. No, real world is more fucking jails, more farmer shit, barking mad teacher and Great British Canoeing Festival Breaks All Records. All, in short, the news thats fit to print.
On reflection, lastly, we could be self sufficient in our tea and coffee and breakfast cereal additives. If we just blow our noses right into our hot drinks and corn flakes then we would be expressing our admiration of the prime minister and the milkfarming community could go and fuck itself.
Seeing as how we already let the government shit in our faces this seems a small adjustment to make to our eating habits and one we should make with pride. I wonder if Mr Cameron, a great fan of self-sufficiency, will endorse this approach, even though he and his Mrs very probably owns a number of farmers themselves.
To the milk-drinkers above, quibbling about organic/hormone/red top/gold top/in a bottle/in a waxed paper pyramid, I say this: bovine milk is very good & nutritious jubbly for young bovines. But not for humans. For reasons comprehensible only to biochemists, it binds luminally expressed EGF receptor in the gut, which is very bad news for your giblets and your immune system in general.
If you must degrade your tea with milk, get the lactating lady in your life to express herself.
tapestry :DEFRA :Department of Elimination of Farming and RURal Affairs.
ime still laughing , sums it it up nicely.
as for the actual price fixing of milk to help the farmers thats news to the farmers , they have recieved sweet FA , i hope that this fine is returned to the dairy farmers as well as a price hike.
not sure on actual benefits of one price fits all , as its quite a diverse business , but they have definitely been screwed by the supermarkets and manufacturers.
the problem is that food prices have gone up considerably due to bad policy, so keeping the RPI shopping basket down would help gordon with his figures , whilst one of the most important businesses goes to the wall , recent DEFRA budget cuts hit them hard , as have fuel hikes. Any one would think the farmers are an enemy of gordons state !!
nice one stanislav : Loch Ness monster swimming near Edinburgh :apparently if you have £950 from a jersey registered property developer , it comes right up to you , not shy at all
On a related note, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that Hasbro were fined nearly £8M for ilegally running a monopoly over the sale price of its award winning game; "monopoly"?
A corporation wants to make a killing on certain products. It knows what it is doing is highly illegal but they know the government will not or can not put the directors in jail.
So they shop themselves eventually, usually when the time to move on to another product comes. Normally getting someone like Dick Bra...n to do it for them.
The government gets their backhanders in cash and when it goes to court the government keeps the fine.
The public or the small farmers get bugger all refund or compensation of any kind, and the scam corporate artists move on to greener pastures.
Green because GREEN MMGW is the BIGGEST political and financial SCAM of the last hundred years.
A scam of NWO proportions thats going to make more money and profits for NWO corporate SCAM artists then the first and second world wars made for them in total.
Chances are it will in the end result is far more deaths and 3rd 2nd and 1st world suffering then both of these last pointless bloody world wars did as well. FAR MORE.
It may even be part of the plan to start a new New World Order war with the Chinese. A war we will be made to lose and lose very badly indeed.
Arrhenius first pointed out the possibility of CO2 causing global warming 100 years ago. It isn't a complete fiction. However, the sudden obsession with it by the powers that be is clearly exploitative.
If Arrhenius who ever he/she was did point out such a thing. He was a wally. Even my A level in biology tells me that.
CO2 is a fundamental ingredient in the growth of plant life. Dont believe me ask any skunk grower. He has got the tax free cash in his hand to prove it.
Global warming causes high C02 levels not the other way round. I knew this back in 78 before the bastards started messing with the education of our youth. Back then the bastards were spending all their efforts trying to make us shit our pants over a quickly coming ice age. When they were not twisting our minds with potential nuclear wars or a massive population explosions.
We did not pay attention to much then, so now they are coming on strong big time. Attacking our free minds, bank accounts and liberties from the top down as well as the bottom up.
All these people need is a small critical mass to swing elections one way or another and they then have control over the political agenda and the politicians that got elected using it.
I think is is obvious that they have done a job on Cameron now, as they did a long time ago with the other parties eventual leaders.
Which means now the facts are of little importance because we will get what they want us to have now. Even if the average temperature started dropping for several years.
In reality this is exactly what has been happening. But this fact will change nothing.
One more thing. If the temperature of the northern hemisphere rises in any significant way there is a massive sudden decrease in the amount of energy the country and most of all the ordinary people use. That far exceeds any attempts to save energy by any other means available. So whats the problem anyway even if it did get much warmer?
The answer is no problem at all. In fact it may have far more benefits for mankind then the temperature staying the same and far better then if it fell much. This has all happened before and it will happen again because that is just the way it is and has always been.
Get used to it and tell your lying politicians to fuck off with knobs on.
Brown's plea to Ali Campbell to join him to help him sort out the growing mess is an act of utter desperation that is doomed to failure.
Campbell is a busted flush and severely damaged goods who will probably help to finish Brown off altogether. His return is the final straw for many Labour backbenchers and several ministers.
I bet the SNP is pleased the NuLabour types are clinging on to their posts in Bonnie McBean country. The longer they are there the longer the SNP can point the finger of sleaze at them - and the more the mud will stick.
Alan Johnson claims today that there is definitely no plot to unseat Brown. He further claims that he is certainly not the leader of the plot to unseat Brown.
Is 42 days detention for man-un-kind the ultimate piss take by this government?
The "Deep Thought" computer must have been found by ZaNu Labour, probably with the number 42 still stuck in its memory. I thought the Vogons had zapped it.
If you are under 50 and don't understand, have a look at the following for your edification.
I look forward to joining Morgan Stanley. The firm’s reputation for client focus, problem-solving and innovation combined with its extensive global reach means there is a great opportunity to build and strengthen the bank’s market-leading franchise.
I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.... What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day ... [But I am not,] that's where it all falls down of course.
Is Gordon Brown man enough to admit errors? By Simon Heffer 08/12/
I'm not going to say "I told you so" - no, really, I'm not - but for the past year I have been writing about the impending economic crisis. Now it has duly impended. Britain was awash with cheap money, lenders were spraying it around recklessly, and people were borrowing it in insane multiples. Now the chickens - or, as this good news is in time for Christmas, the turkeys - are coming home to roost. We are about to have the mother of all hangovers.
There are no excuses. I don't buy my colleague Boris Johnson's argument that the personal debt nightmare is down to the educational failings of the hapless borrowers. Uneducated people never used to get into debt because they had an ethic of living within their means. It was a simple philosophy. It wasn't on the school curriculum. You didn't need GCSEs to grasp it. Such people were also helped by the fact that institutions would only lend against collateral - be it assets or earnings - and that governments did not debauch the currency. And that last point brings us to the root of the present problem.
Gordon Brown can blame external factors all he likes, such as the price of oil or the collapse in the American sub-prime market: and, of course, with his mad fetish never to take responsibility for anything, he already is. But he allowed the supply of money here to grow in advance of the combined rates of inflation and growth, and therefore stoked up prices by creating the availability of easy money. He did this to give the impression of a booming economy at a time when his obsession with regulation, and his determination to drain the productive sectors of our economy by high taxation, were actually depressing genuine economic activity. Now the bills have come in.
As a result, our economy is ill-equipped to handle those external factors. Severe personal and corporate risks have been taken. In many cases, bankruptcies are already resulting, or will result. That is one reason why Thursday's cut in interest rates, for which even some quite intelligent people were clamouring, was pointless. If anything, there is a case - such as that made by Jean-Claude Trichet, the president of the European Central Bank - to put interest rates up. There is still too much money in the economy, the danger of inflation is still severe and all the Bank has done is feed it further.
In any case, the rate cut showed the inadequacy of our present monetary policy: in a reverse of the usual pattern, inter-bank lending rates edged up and so did the value of sterling. This shows that the problem has gone beyond being tractable by monetary policy. The Prime Minister needs to start undoing some of the economic damage he did in his 10 dishonest years as Chancellor - if only he can be man enough to admit his errors.
After years of "plenty", we should be well in surplus and able to weather any recession. Instead, we have an unhealthy deficit with unacceptable levels of borrowing, all of it funding Mr Brown's unproductive and profligate client state. Mr Brown must order his puppet Chancellor, Alistair Darling, to cut borrowing and spending forthwith. Just as individuals are about to have a stark lesson in the science of living within their means, so must the state.
Be in no doubt, this would be harsh medicine. The housing market would continue to subside for a while, and we must harden our hearts about large-scale unemployment among estate agents. Many others would lose their jobs. A lot of these would be in the public sector, but at least these measures would restore some efficiency to our bloated state. Only then might banks have the confidence to lend money to each other again, once they see the economy is being run seriously. But unless the man who caused the binge - Gordon Brown - ends it sharply, the pain in the end will be far, far worse even than this.
Laughing at comments linking to Hitch-hikers guide.
ZaNu Labour are inept Golgafrinchans.
What planet are they on? Why should the electorate respect a party that cannot even obey its very own laws? Why should they expect public forgiveness and even respect for agreeing to look into the scandal and to co-operate with the police?
As for the "four British citizens", my arse they're British. Any cunt from anywhere in the world seems to be able to get hold of a British passport these days then when they get involved in terrorism the fucking traitors at the BBC and in the government start bleating that they're British citizens.
Brown and his scummy crew have turned this country into a fucking laughing stock.
So how long will it be before the Algerian is on the roads driving with no license, so insurance, no MOT, and runs over and kills a small child? I mean, is it my imagination, or is there a distinct pattern of Algerians doing that?
"Labour was paid £180,000 from public funds to help party officials to understand new funding rules shortly before it began accepting secret donations from a property developer, The Times can reveal. ...
"All parties, from the largest to residents’ groups registered with the commission, were eligible to seek grants after the Act provided for £700,000 in public funds to help them to meet its requirements. Labour received £183,052, the same sum as the Conservatives, under a formula based on votes cast in the 1997 general election and the 1999 European elections. The Liberal Democrats were given £136,840, and minority parties represented at Westminster up to £21,000 each. Small parties, including the Communist Party of Britain, received grants of £500.
"The bulk of Labour’s grant was paid in April 2001, the remainder being paid in 2002. In January 2003 Labour registered the first donation of £25,000 from Janet Dunn, wife of a business associate of David Abrahams."
The Scotch Government in England has decided that English policemen will not get their payrise backdated, unlike those policemen in Scotchland, whose Scotch Government in Scotland says they can have their payrise backdated because the English are paying for it.
I wouldn't be surprised if English policemen didn't start arresting everyone they heard talking with a scotch accent on the grounds that they are probably illegal immigrants. It could take quite a while to establish their right to be in this country.
Anon 11:31 The Daily Mail article says that Spencer Livermore was named by Pink News as the most powerful gay man in Britain. I'm sure that's why Gay Gordon made him cry - Gay Gordon was just jealous.
Having thrown away the gay vote it looks like Brown the Clown is just left with the muslims, the diversity outreach coordinating arseholes, and the benefit-scrounging chavs.
12.21 You must be some sort of Guardian reading tosser.
Benefit scrounging chavs, if they can be bothered, vote for the profligate cunt who feeds them taxpayers money to sit around on their fat lazy arses all day and that cunt's Gordon Brown.
Families of nine UK personnel killed in a plane shot down in Iraq will get no legal aid at an inquest but those of an Australian airman will, it has emerged.
oh dear gordon should have gone to africa conference , poor baroness amos left to take the flak that, as your international credentials were a bit off, i seem to reacall you making a big speech on helping the people on darfur in june and then there was all that aid you wanted to give. and then you dont turn up to see progress , and what did the baroness achieve for uk diplomacy any good news to share ?? clair short was a bit left out perhaps her more down to earth projects have been sidelined in favour of your more ecnomically exploitative ones.
like the 180k that electorial commission gave you to understand election funding a full three years before mr Abrahams was advised by mendelshon , should you pay it back ??
alistar campbell back , hope the sith arnt paying him , he seems to want quite a bit of money these days.
still not heard from electoral comission on hain yet.
daily mail gone on milliband says he tried to block rescue plan for teddy wrap teacher , i seem to remember milliband going softly softly , then being very angry when sudan threw him , did lord ahmed and barroness warsi rob some star light , you know the type gordons in the shit , you do somthing good thereby turning party attention to you as young prospective !!.
now we hear that you have big green initiative , that wont work , nearly every green org going is in the know about your green skim schemes , do you think they will apreciate knowing of the more direct links , to indonesian deforestation or evn burma , mmm nice little earner youve had going there.
most greens now think Dave Camerons on the money , at least hes been consistant , you have even cut the budgets of the work for green initiatives , so i dont see how you can say that youve always had it in mind , homebuilding plans alone will make a mockery of the next two years carbon. aahhh but homebuilding brings you in money doesnt it.
yes thats right prescott homes and the one that blears did well from.
we know about a number of the deals in the energy sector, hope ed balls didnt have any nuclear links??.
mmmm lets think what else should become public knowledge , somthing that was signed off by you as chancellor i think , just to show how long you (and your close circle) have been lying /decieveing and cheating the british people of there today and tommorow.
5 months to sort it out , hope your own party can wait that long , this will be long term damage to labours standing , its clear ecnomically you did not save for a rainy day , and that rainy day is upon us , looks like dear prudence will have to bottle it as well.
were still waiting for dougies view of the world , hes beggining to look like he doesnt anything to say , hes not your secret weapon against cameron is he ?? a simple question what was your record as international development minister douglas , mmm thought so
The only thing I would like you to think about a bit more is the WHY has this been allowed to happened by the B of E, the government or the media, especially the BBC. When all this inevitable liberty and life destroying nonsense is so obvious to someone with only a grade B O'level in commerce.
The responsibility is with our central bank. It is apparently independent of government now and has a duty to protect us from precisely the things you describe.
These people are not stupid and neither is Gordon Brown. They also have available to them the best brains in the financial and banking business. Which are the biggest type of brains there are available to anyone.
Left wing criminal cock up or NWO conspiracy. You make your own mind up. I already have.
Remember this; we have apparently a Republican in the White House yet almost exactly the same things are going on there at precisely the same time.
Right wing criminal cock up or NWO conspiracy. You make your own mind up about that as well. I already have.
Simon Heffer has got it spot on, Gordo's fiat monetary policy and shrinking of the non-socialised economy, will put you where Mexico was years back.
Start turning your assets into cash or near cash now. The pound sterling is on its way down to US 1.8. Buy government bonds, but spread your money around the planet if you do, take advice from the pro's.
OECD Composite Leading Indicators are showing UK and Italy are going south. Don't forget the prime macro-economic equation; S-I=E-I, (Savings minus Investment equals Exports minus Imports). That is, if the foreign cash stops coming in- say they don't want to buy anymore football clubs or Gherkin buildings - to pay for your imports, then say hello to a sinking pound and hyper-inflation.
I am not authorised to say any of the above in public.
And; remember, the UK is always a busted flush at the end of a period of socialist government. You will need another Thatcher to fix it.
"They also have available to them the best brains in the financial and banking business. Which are the biggest type of brains there are available to anyone."
Unfortunately, an extremely large brain (macrocephaly) doesn't guarantee a high level of function - in fact it is often associated with the opposite. QED.
Oh Deary Me!!! Sour milk in Gordo's porridge, as Yvette Cooper MP ( AKA.. Mrs Ed Balls MP) is drawn into Donorgate according today's Sunday Telegraph. Together with Wee Dougie Alexander, their fingerprints are all over planning decisions allegedly favouring David Abrahams.
They deserve everything they get for smearing an innocent man.
Meanwhile, Pensioner Phain continues to dither over releasing the undeclared sources of his funding. Our pensions are in safe hands .
Flat - no positions As at 0030 GMT, 24 September 2008: +39.5% -FTSE (Dec) +GBP/USD+EUR/USD As at 1230 GMT, 23 September 2008: +50.6% -FTSE (Dec) +GBP/USD As at 2130 GMT, 22 September 2008: +21.5% +Gold (Dec)-FTSE (Dec) +EUR/USD Portfolio performance as at 0800 GMT, 22 September 2008: +4%
82 comments:
Stop trying to milk it for fucks sake!
It's a moot point...
Cable attacks King over Northern Wreck
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aj6XlCJm3mpk&refer=uk
It's outrageous. How dairy!!
Well I never! - Price fixing of milk!
Bet ya MSM jump all over this!
What's the difference between a heifer and Wendy Alexander?
One lactates and the other lacks taste.
w.r.t. FHS 4:13pm.
It is almost as if King wanted this sort of response. I feel the flaming turd in the envelope should be placed firmly at the doorstep of the other bungling incompetents (and their ill fitting syrups, Danny Boy)
Time for a purge of the muppets who voted against their guv for the cut before this one that put us all in the stinky poo poo.
Whole industry's fixed to please bureaucracy starting wth DEFRA - Dept for the elimination of farming and rural affairs.
Farmers are prevented from selling their own milk.
Prices are fixed by big buyers.
How would you like to work in an industry where you were not allowed to sell your own product, and you are forced to be dependent on large buyers who screw you down to the floor?
Milk from the farm direct tastes much nicer.
It can be produced more healthily, safely and nutritiously, if customers could choose where to buy.
But of course Guido doesn't care about his health.
He'll happily be poisoned by organsophosphates and polychlorobenzene as long as his milk is as cheap as possible, and he will happily develop Parkinsons or Alzheimers.
because he like most others forgets that what you eat and drink is what makes you live and what makes you die.
allow a little intelligence into this debate please.
Anonymous at 4:30 pm
A heifer, being a not-yet-mature female cow, does not lactate.
If you drink anything other than organic milk then you're filling your body with all sorts of cancer causing chemicals and growth hormones. That's your cheap milk for you.
Ever wondered why there's so many blokes around these days with bigger tits than their wives? Some of the poor buggars end up with breast cancer too.
A supermarket fixing prices! fuck. you will tell us next nulab are corrupt and incompetent and we know thats not true gordo said so using his moral compost.
Criticism mounting, unwelcome headlines, then seize the news agenda....
release 'news' of supermarkets fixing milk prices.
announce inquiry to investigate Chinnock crash 13 years ago.
spin story that terrorist suspects need to be held for 42 days.
hilarious!
er, pedantic farm boy - a calved heifer lactates!
On a separate subject I see that well known and sucessful international statesman Mr. Barrosso is preaching to us about the need come to Lisbon to salute Mr. Mugabe, in order no doubt to facilitate Barrosso's personal aggrandisement as the "King" of Europe.
Heaven help us when we sign up for the new treaty that Nulab are afraid to allow the British People to vote on, as promised. People like Barrosso won't need to ask us then, they'll be telling us!
The greasy little tosser should be told to go back to Brussels and stay there doing nothing else but sorting out the financial mess, until he can come to the European Governments with a properly audited and certified set of accounts!
Barrosso - he's another fucking "former" Marxist!
shite comment from cheap milk...
What a load of bollocks. Growth hormones are not allowed to be given to cattle in the UK - and what cancer causing chemicals?
As for fat blokes - they have big tits because they eat crap burgers produced from beef from Brazil.
Udderly ridiculous. Was this intended to go past your eyes?
Is fucking nuthouse in here. Banging on about politics. Need sense of perspective. Like outside world. Real news, real events and real people that's what you need. Never mind all this shit.
Whole fucking world outside is in grip of canoe-fever. BBC send some clown to stand in street of fucking Panama - Panama is half way around the fucking world, could have stood same useless cunt in front of Gas Street Basin Canal up in Brum and no fucker'd be any the fucking wiser, but no, fucking Panama, money's no object at BBC, always get some more off government - and do piece to camera, every fifteen minutes, about few thousand pound global canoe scam. No sorry, Emily, I still don't know fuck all, I'll just ramble for a bit. Some bloke up to his arse in prudent economic miracle pretends to fall out of canoe and go in Davy Jones Locker. Mrs cops for insurance money and both fuck off and start Llama farm in Bolivia or some shithole like that. Leave fucking imbecile good for fuck all sons at home working in fucking call centre. And then, fuck me, story explodes all over fucking Universe. All this shit, don't forget, is beamed out into fucking infinity, even fucking God'll be pissed off with it by now. Is fucking nonsense story belong on page 11 of Redditch Advertiser and Indicator, just below recipe for Old Mother Jacqui Smith's Fun and Easy to prepare Snotbuns and just above advert for World's Biggest Stolen Property Car Boot Sale.
But you watch, come Sunday News of Screws is poor old Mrs Canoe, all dolled-up like Nympho Granny from Hell, My nights of passion under canoe with nutter hubby, he liked me to wear yellow PVC life preservers, fucking pervert, and shout out Ship Ahoy!
This Mrs Canoeist story will be alongside How I wasn't beaten and raped by Sudanese warders, from adventurous nutter teacher. Everybody know what adventurous mean in context of old lady go alone in Africa. Mean get a bit of brown, innit. Bring home half-naked tribal chieftain with bone in fucking nose and set up home in Kirby New Town. Children not understand but fuck 'em anyway, got more dick than ever have in whole fucking lifetme. Only is living fucking once, innit. Can sit at home with cup of Ty-Phoo and prepare lessons for fucked-up idiot, knife-wielding infants of brain-dead layabout Scousers like Cilla McCann, or get pissed on cider and bounce up and down on sub-Saharan MegaKnob. Phone, text or email SkyNews and let us know what you'd do. If you are a semi-literate deranged teacher, or even a tribal chieftain with a bone in his fucking nose, get in touch and let us know what you think. Would you go for teaching the wretched little Liverpudlian horrors or would you opt for the big black cock ?
Is heavy shit, too, down Sun Hill Copshop with everybody in Old Bill going on strike for more money. Why don't they just get out and sell more drugs, do more burglaries and extort money from prostitutes, like proper coppers ? Fuck me, country is going in fucking drain. Constable Grand Worshipful Master Plod said all our members are on the level. Its no use trying to bribe us with SnotBuns, Mrs Smith can pay up or suffer the wrath of the great fucking Architect, so mote it fucking be. If she wants fucking trouble, she's come to the right lodge.
Fucking Farmer Giles is fucking having a go, too. If fucking farmers had all the fucking money in the Treasury the miserable fucking bastards'd still say, Do you realise we do milking fucking cows on Christmas fucking morning. If not for us there'd be no fucking cows, no fucking milk, no nice cup of tea in bed on Christmas morning while other people, like us, are up to our arses in frozen cowshit, not lie in bed banging Mrs to accompaniament of Ding dong merrily on fucking high. If not for us there's be no foot and fucking mouth disease, or mad fucking cows. Every fifteen minutes is some mad old Mrs Farmer moaning and moaning and fucking moaning. Used to be everybody was fucking farmers. Now is losing thousand farms an hour. Sheepfarmers all hang themselves up from tree or shoot brains with shotgun. My husband is very depressed.. don't know what we do without million pound a year from set aside fund and bit of bed and breakfast, make ends meet.
In real world is no headline, LochNess Monster found swimming near Edinburgh, no coverage of Organised Crime Families Run UK or Zombies Prominent in Cabinet, or even Eat More Snot, Makes you Brainy, Official. No, real world is more fucking jails, more farmer shit, barking mad teacher and Great British Canoeing Festival Breaks All Records. All, in short, the news thats fit to print.
On reflection, lastly, we could be self sufficient in our tea and coffee and breakfast cereal additives. If we just blow our noses right into our hot drinks and corn flakes then we would be expressing our admiration of the prime minister and the milkfarming community could go and fuck itself.
Seeing as how we already let the government shit in our faces this seems a small adjustment to make to our eating habits and one we should make with pride. I wonder if Mr Cameron, a great fan of self-sufficiency, will endorse this approach, even though he and his Mrs very probably owns a number of farmers themselves.
Stanislav, you are pithy as ever.
To the milk-drinkers above, quibbling about organic/hormone/red top/gold top/in a bottle/in a waxed paper pyramid, I say this: bovine milk is very good & nutritious jubbly for young bovines. But not for humans. For reasons comprehensible only to biochemists, it binds luminally expressed EGF receptor in the gut, which is very bad news for your giblets and your immune system in general.
If you must degrade your tea with milk, get the lactating lady in your life to express herself.
tapestry - the big buyers may be screwing the farmers into the ground, but that's because they in turn are screwed by the supermarkets.
Isn't that where we came in?
Fat blokes are fat because they eat burgers made with cheap Brazilian beef?
I resent that stereotyping! I am a fat bloke and became so on a diet of fillet mignon (quality British of course), confit de canard and fois gras.
But then I am a Labour voter.
Fat blokes?
Very simple, Labour voters will swallow anything.
Off topic.
Blairites give Gay Gordon five months to stop the rot
tapestry :DEFRA :Department of Elimination of Farming and RURal Affairs.
ime still laughing , sums it it up nicely.
as for the actual price fixing of milk to help the farmers thats news to the farmers , they have recieved sweet FA , i hope that this fine is returned to the dairy farmers as well as a price hike.
not sure on actual benefits of one price fits all , as its quite a diverse business , but they have definitely been screwed by the supermarkets and manufacturers.
the problem is that food prices have gone up considerably due to bad policy, so keeping the RPI shopping basket down would help gordon with his figures , whilst one of the most important businesses goes to the wall , recent DEFRA budget cuts hit them hard , as have fuel hikes. Any one would think the farmers are an enemy of gordons state !!
nice one stanislav : Loch Ness monster swimming near Edinburgh :apparently if you have £950 from a jersey registered property developer , it comes right up to you , not shy at all
On a related note, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that Hasbro were fined nearly £8M for ilegally running a monopoly over the sale price of its award winning game; "monopoly"?
Breaking News
Alastair Campbell has been recruited by Gordon Brown in a desperate bid to stop the rot at the heart of his government.
Was the price of milk broken before?
Also: hilarious! Right-wing blogs have boring, didactic vegans too! It really IS a small world, people.
raincoaster
So this is how the scam works.
A corporation wants to make a killing on certain products. It knows what it is doing is highly illegal but they know the government will not or can not put the directors in jail.
So they shop themselves eventually, usually when the time to move on to another product comes. Normally getting someone like Dick Bra...n to do it for them.
The government gets their backhanders in cash and when it goes to court the government keeps the fine.
The public or the small farmers get bugger all refund or compensation of any kind, and the scam corporate artists move on to greener pastures.
Green because GREEN MMGW is the BIGGEST political and financial SCAM of the last hundred years.
A scam of NWO proportions thats going to make more money and profits for NWO corporate SCAM artists then the first and second world wars made for them in total.
Chances are it will in the end result is far more deaths and 3rd 2nd and 1st world suffering then both of these last pointless bloody world wars did as well. FAR MORE.
It may even be part of the plan to start a new New World Order war with the Chinese. A war we will be made to lose and lose very badly indeed.
Arrhenius first pointed out the possibility of CO2 causing global warming 100 years ago. It isn't a complete fiction. However, the sudden obsession with it by the powers that be is clearly exploitative.
If Arrhenius who ever he/she was did point out such a thing. He was a wally. Even my A level in biology tells me that.
CO2 is a fundamental ingredient in the growth of plant life. Dont believe me ask any skunk grower. He has got the tax free cash in his hand to prove it.
Global warming causes high C02 levels not the other way round. I knew this back in 78 before the bastards started messing with the education of our youth. Back then the bastards were spending all their efforts trying to make us shit our pants over a quickly coming ice age. When they were not twisting our minds with potential nuclear wars or a massive population explosions.
We did not pay attention to much then, so now they are coming on strong big time. Attacking our free minds, bank accounts and liberties from the top down as well as the bottom up.
All these people need is a small critical mass to swing elections one way or another and they then have control over the political agenda and the politicians that got elected using it.
I think is is obvious that they have done a job on Cameron now, as they did a long time ago with the other parties eventual leaders.
Which means now the facts are of little importance because we will get what they want us to have now. Even if the average temperature started dropping for several years.
In reality this is exactly what has been happening. But this fact will change nothing.
One more thing. If the temperature of the northern hemisphere rises in any significant way there is a massive sudden decrease in the amount of energy the country and most of all the ordinary people use. That far exceeds any attempts to save energy by any other means available. So whats the problem anyway even if it did get much warmer?
The answer is no problem at all. In fact it may have far more benefits for mankind then the temperature staying the same and far better then if it fell much. This has all happened before and it will happen again because that is just the way it is and has always been.
Get used to it and tell your lying politicians to fuck off with knobs on.
CO2 is plant food, not pollution!
Hey, didn't there used to be politics and gossip around here? What ever happened to that? It got banned in the comments?
raincoaster
Pedants - when a heifer has had a calf it is no longer a heifer, it is a cow.
Brown's plea to Ali Campbell to join him to help him sort out the growing mess is an act of utter desperation that is doomed to failure.
Campbell is a busted flush and severely damaged goods who will probably help to finish Brown off altogether. His return is the final straw for many Labour backbenchers and several ministers.
I thought a heifer was a castrated young bull?
But what do I know I only live next to about six farms.
Country Dweller - that's bullocks
anon 10.03
Well you learns somefin new every day I bet you cant play the banjo though
..or mend a bicycle
I bet the SNP is pleased the NuLabour types are clinging on to their posts in Bonnie McBean country. The longer they are there the longer the SNP can point the finger of sleaze at them - and the more the mud will stick.
Alan Johnson claims today that there is definitely no plot to unseat Brown. He further claims that he is certainly not the leader of the plot to unseat Brown.
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand: I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of shit, I am never reading again.
Oi got a brand new combined 'arvister!
And I get a few million grant every year not to use it!
Poop poop!
word var: subsidy
Is 42 days detention for man-un-kind the ultimate piss take by this government?
The "Deep Thought" computer must have been found by ZaNu Labour, probably with the number 42 still stuck in its memory. I thought the Vogons had zapped it.
If you are under 50 and don't understand, have a look at the following for your edification.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything
I look forward to joining Morgan Stanley. The firm’s reputation for client focus, problem-solving and innovation combined with its extensive global reach means there is a great opportunity to build and strengthen the bank’s market-leading franchise.
anon
"Country Dweller - that's bullocks:"
Bullocks....bollocks, sorry....
its a steer.
Bull without balls; ie Gay Gordon
... a 'bum' steer
Acorn is right.
I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.... What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day ... [But I am not,] that's where it all falls down of course.
Is it true that Alistair Campbell's fallen off the wagon again?
Is Gordon Brown man enough to admit errors?
By Simon Heffer
08/12/
I'm not going to say "I told you so" - no, really, I'm not - but for the past year I have been writing about the impending economic crisis. Now it has duly impended. Britain was awash with cheap money, lenders were spraying it around recklessly, and people were borrowing it in insane multiples. Now the chickens - or, as this good news is in time for Christmas, the turkeys - are coming home to roost. We are about to have the mother of all hangovers.
There are no excuses. I don't buy my colleague Boris Johnson's argument that the personal debt nightmare is down to the educational failings of the hapless borrowers. Uneducated people never used to get into debt because they had an ethic of living within their means. It was a simple philosophy. It wasn't on the school curriculum. You didn't need GCSEs to grasp it. Such people were also helped by the fact that institutions would only lend against collateral - be it assets or earnings - and that governments did not debauch the currency. And that last point brings us to the root of the present problem.
Gordon Brown can blame external factors all he likes, such as the price of oil or the collapse in the American sub-prime market: and, of course, with his mad fetish never to take responsibility for anything, he already is. But he allowed the supply of money here to grow in advance of the combined rates of inflation and growth, and therefore stoked up prices by creating the availability of easy money. He did this to give the impression of a booming economy at a time when his obsession with regulation, and his determination to drain the productive sectors of our economy by high taxation, were actually depressing genuine economic activity. Now the bills have come in.
As a result, our economy is ill-equipped to handle those external factors. Severe personal and corporate risks have been taken. In many cases, bankruptcies are already resulting, or will result. That is one reason why Thursday's cut in interest rates, for which even some quite intelligent people were clamouring, was pointless. If anything, there is a case - such as that made by Jean-Claude Trichet, the president of the European Central Bank - to put interest rates up. There is still too much money in the economy, the danger of inflation is still severe and all the Bank has done is feed it further.
In any case, the rate cut showed the inadequacy of our present monetary policy: in a reverse of the usual pattern, inter-bank lending rates edged up and so did the value of sterling. This shows that the problem has gone beyond being tractable by monetary policy. The Prime Minister needs to start undoing some of the economic damage he did in his 10 dishonest years as Chancellor - if only he can be man enough to admit his errors.
After years of "plenty", we should be well in surplus and able to weather any recession. Instead, we have an unhealthy deficit with unacceptable levels of borrowing, all of it funding Mr Brown's unproductive and profligate client state. Mr Brown must order his puppet Chancellor, Alistair Darling, to cut borrowing and spending forthwith. Just as individuals are about to have a stark lesson in the science of living within their means, so must the state.
Be in no doubt, this would be harsh medicine. The housing market would continue to subside for a while, and we must harden our hearts about large-scale unemployment among estate agents. Many others would lose their jobs. A lot of these would be in the public sector, but at least these measures would restore some efficiency to our bloated state. Only then might banks have the confidence to lend money to each other again, once they see the economy is being run seriously. But unless the man who caused the binge - Gordon Brown - ends it sharply, the pain in the end will be far, far worse even than this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2007/12/08/do0803.xml
I prefer heifers to Heffer.
Laughing at comments linking to Hitch-hikers guide.
ZaNu Labour are inept Golgafrinchans.
What planet are they on?
Why should the electorate respect a party that cannot even obey its very own laws?
Why should they expect public forgiveness and even respect for agreeing to look
into the scandal and to co-operate with the police?
Vote for them? hahahaahahahahahahaha
As Acorn pointed out 42 is an interesting number. Perhaps if we understood why NuLabour chose it, we could understand why they got re-elected in 2005?
Fooling all the people, all the time?
42 days is the length of an election campaign isn't it ? Close enough, so they can lock up bloggers they don't like before the next GE.
UK Guantanamo four to be released, claims the Brown/Bean Broadcasting Company.
No they are NOT UK citizens, they have only lived in the UK before they were eventually arrested.
The four men, for clarification are:
1.) a Libyan; 2.) a Jordanian; 3.) an Algerian; 4.) a Saudi Arabian (who's going back to Saudi Arabia).
42 is Big Jacqui "five-chins" bra size isn't it?
As for the "four British citizens", my arse they're British. Any cunt from anywhere in the world seems to be able to get hold of a British passport these days then when they get involved in terrorism the fucking traitors at the BBC and in the government start bleating that they're British citizens.
Brown and his scummy crew have turned this country into a fucking laughing stock.
Jugs out for the lads!
So how long will it be before the Algerian is on the roads driving with no license, so insurance, no MOT, and runs over and kills a small child? I mean, is it my imagination, or is there a distinct pattern of Algerians doing that?
They're not Algerians, they're BRITISH.
I like:
BEAN'S BROADCASTING COMPANY
Wonder if it will catch on?
Read on BBC News website what one of the about to be freed detainees brother says (he lives in Brighton)
read and weep.
drink! said...
Is it true that Alistair Campbell's fallen off the wagon again?
Once a mental breakdown, always a mental breakdown. Drink is par for the course with moral cowards like this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7134296.stm
Money well spent, clearly...
"Labour was paid £180,000 from public funds to help party officials to understand new funding rules shortly before it began accepting secret donations from a property developer, The Times can reveal. ...
"All parties, from the largest to residents’ groups registered with the commission, were eligible to seek grants after the Act provided for £700,000 in public funds to help them to meet its requirements. Labour received £183,052, the same sum as the Conservatives, under a formula based on votes cast in the 1997 general election and the 1999 European elections. The Liberal Democrats were given £136,840, and minority parties represented at Westminster up to £21,000 each. Small parties, including the Communist Party of Britain, received grants of £500.
"The bulk of Labour’s grant was paid in April 2001, the remainder being paid in 2002. In January 2003 Labour registered the first donation of £25,000 from Janet Dunn, wife of a business associate of David Abrahams."
Full story here.
Word verification: fkntssrs
That is it!
I am fucking off to Panama.
I cannot take anymore BS from this NuLieLab regime!
Clunking fist - more like Fucking Clits.
Brown/Blair/Bean you all suck!
Ta ta you cunts.
Canoe is the answer. byeeeeee
word var: paddleyafukkinassoff
The Scotch Government in England has decided that English policemen will not get their payrise backdated, unlike those policemen in Scotchland, whose Scotch Government in Scotland says they can have their payrise backdated because the English are paying for it.
I wouldn't be surprised if English policemen didn't start arresting everyone they heard talking with a scotch accent on the grounds that they are probably illegal immigrants. It could take quite a while to establish their right to be in this country.
I was going to post a message about Ken Livingstone but the word verification sums up my point succinctly: glccnut
My last post didn't seem to work.
Brown 'reduced top aide to tears' over poll fiasco
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=500651&in_page_id=1770
Anon 11:31
The Daily Mail article says that Spencer Livermore was named by Pink News as the most powerful gay man in Britain. I'm sure that's why Gay Gordon made him cry - Gay Gordon was just jealous.
I hear Spencer refused to ride on Gordon's rocking horse.
Bad move if you want to be one of the inner circle.
Having thrown away the gay vote it looks like Brown the Clown is just left with the muslims, the diversity outreach coordinating arseholes, and the benefit-scrounging chavs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=500651&in_page_id=1770
Benefit scrounging chavs like me vote BNP.
12.21 You must be some sort of Guardian reading tosser.
Benefit scrounging chavs, if they can be bothered, vote for the profligate cunt who feeds them taxpayers money to sit around on their fat lazy arses all day and that cunt's Gordon Brown.
You mean taxpayers' money.
DISGRACEFUL BUT NOT SURPRISING
Families of nine UK personnel killed in a plane shot down in Iraq will get no legal aid at an inquest but those of an Australian airman will, it has emerged.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/7134919.stm
oh dear gordon should have gone to africa conference , poor baroness amos left to take the flak that, as your international credentials were a bit off, i seem to reacall you making a big speech on helping the people on darfur in june and then there was all that aid you wanted to give.
and then you dont turn up to see progress , and what did the baroness achieve for uk diplomacy any good news to share ??
clair short was a bit left out perhaps her more down to earth projects have been sidelined in favour of your more ecnomically exploitative ones.
like the 180k that electorial commission gave you to understand election funding a full three years before mr Abrahams was advised by mendelshon , should you pay it back ??
alistar campbell back , hope the sith arnt paying him , he seems to want quite a bit of money these days.
still not heard from electoral comission on hain yet.
daily mail gone on milliband says he tried to block rescue plan for teddy wrap teacher , i seem to remember milliband going softly softly , then being very angry when sudan threw him , did lord ahmed and barroness warsi rob some star light , you know the type gordons in the shit , you do somthing good thereby turning party attention to you as young prospective !!.
now we hear that you have big green initiative , that wont work , nearly every green org going is in the know about your green skim schemes , do you think they will apreciate knowing of the more direct links , to indonesian deforestation or evn burma , mmm nice little earner youve had going there.
most greens now think Dave Camerons on the money , at least hes been consistant , you have even cut the budgets of the work for green initiatives , so i dont see how you can say that youve always had it in mind , homebuilding plans alone will make a mockery of the next two years carbon. aahhh but homebuilding brings you in money doesnt it.
yes thats right prescott homes and the one that blears did well from.
we know about a number of the deals in the energy sector, hope ed balls didnt have any nuclear links??.
mmmm lets think what else should become public knowledge , somthing that was signed off by you as chancellor i think , just to show how long you (and your close circle) have been lying /decieveing and cheating the british people of there today and tommorow.
5 months to sort it out , hope your own party can wait that long , this will be long term damage to labours standing , its clear ecnomically you did not save for a rainy day , and that rainy day is upon us , looks like dear prudence will have to bottle it as well.
were still waiting for dougies view of the world , hes beggining to look like he doesnt anything to say , hes not your secret weapon against cameron is he ??
a simple question what was your record as international development minister douglas , mmm thought so
Brown screwed the economy stupid
All very good and almost exactly true.
The only thing I would like you to think about a bit more is the WHY has this been allowed to happened by the B of E, the government or the media, especially the BBC. When all this inevitable liberty and life destroying nonsense is so obvious to someone with only a grade B O'level in commerce.
The responsibility is with our central bank. It is apparently independent of government now and has a duty to protect us from precisely the things you describe.
These people are not stupid and neither is Gordon Brown. They also have available to them the best brains in the financial and banking business. Which are the biggest type of brains there are available to anyone.
Left wing criminal cock up or NWO conspiracy. You make your own mind up. I already have.
Remember this; we have apparently a Republican in the White House yet almost exactly the same things are going on there at precisely the same time.
Right wing criminal cock up or NWO conspiracy. You make your own mind up about that as well. I already have.
BTW
Vote Ron Paul. With every cell of your heart.
Poor Ricky in trouble.
Mayweather beats Hatton in 10th round.
Hatton should retire now.
Simon Heffer has got it spot on, Gordo's fiat monetary policy and shrinking of the non-socialised economy, will put you where Mexico was years back.
Start turning your assets into cash or near cash now. The pound sterling is on its way down to US 1.8. Buy government bonds, but spread your money around the planet if you do, take advice from the pro's.
OECD Composite Leading Indicators are showing UK and Italy are going south. Don't forget the prime macro-economic equation; S-I=E-I, (Savings minus Investment equals Exports minus Imports). That is, if the foreign cash stops coming in- say they don't want to buy anymore football clubs or Gherkin buildings - to pay for your imports, then say hello to a sinking pound and hyper-inflation.
I am not authorised to say any of the above in public.
And; remember, the UK is always a busted flush at the end of a period of socialist government. You will need another Thatcher to fix it.
Atlas Shrugged said
"They also have available to them the best brains in the financial and banking business. Which are the biggest type of brains there are available to anyone."
Unfortunately, an extremely large brain (macrocephaly) doesn't guarantee a high level of function
- in fact it is often associated with the opposite. QED.
Oh Deary Me!!!
Sour milk in Gordo's porridge, as Yvette Cooper MP ( AKA.. Mrs Ed Balls MP) is drawn into Donorgate according today's Sunday Telegraph. Together with Wee Dougie Alexander, their fingerprints are all over planning decisions allegedly favouring David Abrahams.
They deserve everything they get for smearing an innocent man.
Meanwhile, Pensioner Phain continues to dither over releasing the undeclared sources of his funding. Our pensions are in safe hands .
Our pensions are in safe hands.
WHAT bloody pensions? Broon got rid of them all, don't forget. You're better off trusting the Maxwell family with your pension than HMG now.
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