Spare a Thought for Quentin Davies
As the Labour party polls below Blair's worst, as the majority of voters think it is tainted with sleaze, as bookies make David Cameron the hot favourite to be victorious at the polls, spare a thought for Quentin Davies. The Tory to Labour defector who switched from backing David Davis to Gordon Brown. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh...
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Oddly enough I was just thinking about him... isn't that a coincidence?
What's Jack Nicholson doing there with Brown?
Mutley,
I have put implants behind your ears.
anyone got his email address so we can tell him what a great judge he is ?
Maybe "Dave" is cleverer that you give him credit for and "Quent" is some sort of Trojan Horse. Then and again, p'raps not.
Sooty is behind Abrahams
http://wombatdiet.net/2007/12/04/little-tartan-socks/
Wait and see.
Yeah well!
No prob really - all he has to do is jump back again.
Afterall we don't really expect any politician to have morals or integrity.
He probly only crossed the first time cuz he fancied bumming Cpt Darling.
What ever happened to the Blue Brownites?
For anyone who cares take a look at last weeks PMQ's at about 23 minutes in, just behind the Gummer methinks I spied a Davies on the wrong side of the house? I can't manage to get a screen shot but I am pretty sure it was dear old Quentin.
Who is quentin whatever?
Who is Quentin whatever?
Who was, more to the point. He's really queered his pitch now.
oh dear...
James (3.20pm), I also thought I saw Quentin lookalike standing at the back of the Tory benches, but then later in the session you do actually see the real McCoy at the back of the Labour benches.
WHICH PARTY IS THIS?
"It has no bedrock. It exists on shifting sands. A sense of mission has been replaced by a PR agenda."
TA DA!: Illegals employed, no arms for the armed forces, lost CDs, Northern Rock, Donorgate...
POOR QD JUST COULDN'T...
"[continue] in an organisation when one no longer has respect for its leadership or understanding of its aims"
QD has been literally relegated to the far backbenches of the House apparently, given that he's no use to anyone now.
You Bugger
"What ever happened to the Blue Brownites?"
I think there's just one left. Andrew Porter Political Editor of the Telegraph.
Mind you, his daily output of a couple of "positive" articles written for him by Gordon, seems to have dried up the last week or so
anonymous (3:26) - so who is the poor sod cursed with looking like QD.
Full of hope and smugness, Quentin boards the stricken Titanic, oblivious to the rats base-jumping into the icy depths.
I saw Quentin Davies yet again dining alone in Portcullis House yesterday...
I saw Quentin Davies yet again dining alone in Portcullis House yesterday...
3:07 & 3:10
Bin wonderin' why th' little buggers bin scratchin' a lot. Were gonna try summa tha' there pooder. Ah well, now I got th' hose-pipe out be a shame to waste it. Cummon Mutley. Baaaaath
Quentin Davies recognised in Gordon Brown a soulmate, a perpetual failure that always wanted to be as big and successful as the other boys.
I don't hate Quentin Davies. I pity him, safely from a distance.
Can't say that for the rest of Nulab. I wouldn't give a fig if the whole lot disappeared under a bus tomorrow...except for Jack Straw for some strange reason which I can't put my finger on. Is he the only honest one amongst them?
I love the fact that your blog has an advert for Hamleys as if the comments are suitable family viewing! Keep up the sterling work!
Guido,
Any chance of an investigation into NHS waiting lists for split sides.
Could the Liebour Party be guilty of Munchausen's Syndrome by proxy Donor?
A Has Bean in discussion with a Has Been.
"Ich Bean un krap Prime Minister."
"Ich bean bloody stupid to change horses"
All political careers end in failure. Quentin Davies' will now inexorably be ruined by Brown's catastrophic fall from favour.
Talk about picking losers.
wanken mein fuehrerbean unter das table schnell schnell!
jawohl mcbean fuehrer
ed - almost like his nominal boss picking less savoury things!
QD is playing Last Man Standing - as the only person who will end up NOT tainted by Labour's fundraising horrors, he will probably end up being asked to be Chancellor.
Oh, and Minister for Defence.
Might even get a stab at being PM too...
I will spare a thought for him.
I thought he was a tosser, I still think he is a tosser.
W.W.
Found this in the Gulf Times only a short piece.
Labour accused of spending millions on ‘spin doctor’ army
http://www.gulf-times.com/site/topics/article.asp?cu_no=2&item_no=188152&version=1&template_id=38&parent_id=20
Jack Straw? Good grief, he's the vilest swine of them all. If we could only put one of them up against a wall I'd choose him. Ghastly guttersnipe, smug shitebasket. Yeck!
And what was he up to all those years ago when Rinka got hers, eh?
All Labour MSP's are behind Wee Wendy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7126883.stm
And each one clasping a kife....
Word verification: wozgb - Gordon who?
It's all rather badly timed because there's an attractive London seat with a majority of ... err ... 75 going begging at Croydon central. It only needs a candidate with a little charm and energy to convert it into a lifetime sinecure. Perhaps on reflection QD is not the man for the job.
That nice Mr Andrew Pelling is going to spend more time with his unfortunate family.
I don't have a heart of stone then, because I'm pissing myself at the thought of the useless fat cunt joining the NuLabor crime family now of all times. Merry Christmas fucko!
How very prescient!
From wikipedia:
Two years prior to his defection, in a speech in the House of Commons Davies described Gordon Brown as "extraordinarily incompetent", "imprudent", "extraordinarily naïve" and said in conclusion "I trust and believe that something nasty will happen to the Chancellor in electoral terms before too long. He will have no one but himself to blame."
Resignation speech:
"I am looking forward to joining another party...which has just acquired a leader I have always greatly admired, who I believe is entirely straightforward..'
LOL
This is my comment from his guardian blog why_i_am_defecting_to_labour in June 2006 and I claim the prize for forseeing the fall of the Brown'un Empire. I'll probably refuse it on the grounds that I failed to see the rise of the boy David.
"I was musing over the post-lunch glass of port when I got an acute feeling of déjà vu about this whole Quentin Davies episode. In the end it came to me.
The memory was of a scene in one of those Warner Brother cartoons with Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny or the little cowboy chap involved.
Quentin has parachuted out of the crashing Conservative party with a Labour party parachute strapped to his back. He's now in that happy interlude of free-fall before he pulls the rip cord and discovers that it's actually a lunch-bag. In the cartoon it was screaming all the way down from then on.
It was extremely funny. I look forward to watching Quentin's reenactment."
HARRIET HARMAN IS IN DA HOUSE !!!
That bald bloke gave me a nine-bob note in my change in the pub last week. Thought he looked a bit shifty and now I know why. Quentin Crisp more like.
Gordon's Vision:
The NHS is on it's knees, convicted criminals are being let loose on the streets, more kids are illiterate than ever before, taxation is at an all time high, national happiness is at an all time low, the UK is one of the worst places in the world to bring up kids, national debt is astronomical and we are all going to be forced to work longer before we retire.
And now they've been caught with their hands in the till.
Please, what do we have to endure before we are rid of them?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... serve the tosser right!
anyone got his email address so we can tell him what a great judge he is ?
3:11 PM, December 04, 2007
Yep ...
daviesq@parliament.uk
http://www.quentindavies.com/
Would rather have Frank Field than a fat smug tosser like Quentin. Come on over, Frankie, the water's great!
Thanks for that. I just sent him my commiserations.
Well, we all know how to make a snowball. To make a sleaze-ball, you take a handful of politicians and ...
Unless, of course, Quentin Davis (and John Bercow+Ed Vasey) know where the bodies are buried.
I refer you to the MIC list and the 'hidden list' of the MIC that is about to hit the media everywhere.
Then watch your Tory blue pants turn a nasty shade of Brown.
So don't worry my little Tory fledgling pussies.
Quentin will bring home the bacon.
Gary
Quentin Davies says on his website: "I am honoured and delighted to have been re-elected in the 2005 General Election" (ie, when he stood as a Conservative). Well don't expect a repeat of that delight next time, old boy.
He looks rather like that oily second hand car dealer who used to be on TOP GEAR
Quentin Wilson.
He also defected to the winning side (+:
CHANNEL 5
Wanker!
Watching this afternoon's debate, the more I see of those odious, lying, arrogant, gravy-train riding scum like Sion "Ugly" Simon, Queen Gerald Kaufman, and Stephen "Mr Punch" Pound the more I am convinced that we must rid Parliament of this trash and their perverted, shitehawk of a leader.
it only goes to show that the main parties are interchangable - there is no difference! and NONE pf them have any principles.
this is why almost no one votes for them despite all the press publicity they get(including here), and the smaller parties like the BNP are on the rise as they are listening to what the British public want and not what the self interested polititians themselfs want!
in the end it is career polititions in the mainstreme only in it for the gravy train.
give someone else a chance for once!
Stephen Pound is clearly being groomed as Gordo's attack gerbil. He's the only one with cojones larger than matched hazelnuts that can be put on air without collapsing like a meringue.
Who was Quentin Davies?
So what if the MIC members are revealed. They are a perfectly legal unincorporated association based in the UK which also gives money to other worthwhile groups. The Electoral Commission already wrote to Blears and told here they had nothing to answer for.
I'm still looking for the special provisions in the PPERA that say the Conservatives have to meet a higher standard than the legal standard. All the while Labour can't even meet the bare minimum legal standard. Keep on smearing.
New LiarBour - RIP 2007
The combination of the pic and the title "MSPs are fully behind Alexander" in this bbc article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7126883.stm
made me smirk...
Makes no differance, he will still come away with some golden handshake and/or a place in the Lords.
I would estimate that about 90% of our MP's are as straight as a paper clip.
Jack Straw, question of decency:
Read Craig Murray's 'Murder in Samarkand'. No, I'm not Craig Murray.
He'll be a great help to NuLab, will Quentin.
He'll be the one holding the donor cock-up parcel when the music stops. Then The beeboid MSM will be able to resume their mantra of 'tory sleaze'.
Watched most of the so called debate on tv in the House of Children we pay that lot loads of money in wages and unaudited expenses and all they can do is blame each other,no wonder the country is going third world if that's the so called best political minds we have, just another depressing day for the people of sad sad land.
I see that, on Quentin's own site:
www.quentindavies.com
his Private Secretary is
"Jane Gordon-Cumming"
It's a horrible thought, isn't it?
Yeah, just watched it too. Dullsville. If you were hoping to see Gordon the gilbert-gobbler (c) hung out like a Parma ham, he wasn't even there, neither was Dave. Francis Maude did most of the talking; Straw and Harwoman looked low and shifty.
I hope this doesn't mean the end of the excitement.
A thought for Quentin Davies:
'Go forth and multiply'
I see Sion Simon's made a complete tit of himself again. That sucker never learns.
Just been reading FirstPost - Marr's after-dinner speech bombs.
Sad!
Come on folks I have seen first-hand the sparkling wit of bloggers here.
Andy needs a script writer - his jokes are nealderthal, and it is the season to be jolly.
I am certain Andy must be glued to Guido's blog, so let's post him a few decent jokes.
It is not Guido's blog Andy is glued to, my dear fellow.
But if you are by any chance reading this, Andy, or even the fragrant Mrs Andy, how about injecting a little independence of mind into your output?
No?
All right then. Carry on as before.
Poor man,
His two greatest marks of public knowledge, will forever* be "Quentin who!" and "omg, hehe. Yeah, what a twat."
*Well, I say forever, but you know one day after the election gb's will finally be forced to call. At which point, I expect he'll be royally booted out and instantly forgotten about.
so guess I just have to play my part now... 'omg, hehe. Yeah, WHAT a twat.'
Can I get on with the forgetting about him again now?
Headline on page 30 of today's
"Telegraph" says: "Quentin's not much cop." So what, I thought.
Just got round to reading it and it's a review of Caroline Quentin in "Blue Murder." It says "virtually everything Janine (Quentin) says reeks of unauthenticity."
So different from our own dear Quentin.
Eureka. I know it's off topic but I've just realised who Wendy Alexander reminds me of - Rab C Nesbitt! Although without the charm or honesty of course. Phew, that's relief. I've been struggling for some days with that one. The picture on pp 14 of today's Telegraph did it.
Eureka. I know it's off topic but I've just realised who Wendy Alexander reminds me of - Rab C Nesbitt! Although without the charm or honesty of course. Phew, that's relief. I've been struggling for some days with that one. The picture on pp 14 of today's Telegraph did it.
What would squirrel pie, perhaps cooked with its own nuts, actually taste like? Damn good, I suspect. Marrvellous!
Just after Quentin defected, I remember reading a comment on a blog somewhere (can't for the life of me remember which one now) which said, roughly: "It's always good when a Conservative MP defects to Labour. It raises the average IQ on both sides of the House." I think we can safely say that's been proven.
Off topic maybe, but it's bound to be part of some grand Masterplan so I dunno.
If only our Press could do their Job Properly.
http://www.westmidlandsno.org.uk/wordpress/
Does anyone remember that Monster Raving loony who used to stand in Ochil, Flash Gordon Approaching.
Now there's a thought.
Look on the bright side of life. There is something to be said for QD. As corpulent middle aged men go, he's slightly more agreeable looking than Gordon, and his features aren't so blurry.
Lola at 7.56 pm:
Funny you should mention who Wendy Alexander reminds you of.
You can read what she has to say about it here.
THIS GAG WAS IN THE SPECTATOR WEEKS AGO AND I BLOGGED TWO WEEKS AGO...
I get no credit around here
Jack Straw always was difficult to pin down:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3724/is_200210/ai_n9103047
Of course, since Gordon apppointed that washed-uup old failure of an Admiral to his Government of all the talents (TM), he has not been the only Minister with a record of carelessness with the official record.
a couple of weeks ago I heard QD on the radio. He was referring to a Tory attack on Nu-Lab for some misdemeanour or other (I've forgotten which as the choice has been so great recently)as "political opportunism of the worst kind". With effrontery of that magnitude he must be fitting right in with Gordon and co.
Did anyone see the failed millwheel-oiler Dennis Skinner in Parliament this afternoon?
So desperate was he to trump the opposition over Sleazegate that he dragged up Asil Nadir!
Who is Asil Nadir, you may ask. As one who has seen a few cup finals, even I can barely remember him. A quick Google reminds us that he was a Turkish Cypriot crook who buggered off with the funds the Polly Peck conglomerate. He was also a donor to the Tory party in the 1980s.
What I do remember is the headlines of the day - tedious stuff like "Financier Absconds" and "Interpol Seek Polly Peck Chief".
Then I fell upon The Sun which, true to form, had dug up a different angle. He'd vanished with a nice bit of skirt as well as the cash. Headline: ASIL ASIT OFF.
Beat that, Skinner.
Serves him right, useless sack of shit is exactly where he deserves to be... with all the other shameless, deceitful crooked cunts.
Vlad old boy, along with Pound the odious Vaz is being wheeled out. Ten seconds of this oily twat sends everyone off to byebyes.
What a pair of wankers. As a minister of the cloth I'll have to go now and ask for forgiveness for my language
What does Mr Elsby think of Labour sleaze? Does he believe Labour sleaze actually occurs? Or are the Tories behind it all? Will he ever say a bad word against Labour?
I'm quite willing to criticise the Tories if I think they're in the wrong, especially as Cameron seems to have raised the spectre of state funding.
.. but back to Quentin Davies... some people don't have a good word for him. I do. "Twat", that's a good word for him
Right now on news 24, HARD TALK, Hattersley in for a full half-hour apoligia... brolly's out..!
Traitors deserve to be shot by either side.
You cunt-wipe tories will get neck-sliced later, BTW.
Roy Hattersley is making an utter fool of himself on News24's HARDtalk. Spouting the party line, interminably. Dough-faced litle fuckwit. I'm bored with all of this shit now. Where can I buy a gun & where does the 'Patriot's Militia' congregate?
Boot on neck, muzzle in mouth, opposition quashed. Problem?
Des Browne's letting it be known that he's had enough of carrying the can for Gordon and he's well pissed off with the fat Fife poof.
So it's not just Johnson, Miliband, and Hutton briefing against the Prime Minister then.
BTW The Minister who told Rachel Sylvester that Brown's chances of leading Labour into the next general election are only 50/50 was not John Hutton.
It was a certain cheeky chappie.
Slot-gob Wendy, Rabbit-in-the-headlights Darling
Invisible-wee-Dougie
The Straw Man (I use the word 'Man' advisedly)
Geoff Who
Ruth Bloke (even my girlfriend fancies her...)
Harriet Ha Ha Dromey'nt make me fucking laugh...
Jacqui (tits out fer the lads!) Sith
Quentin Davies, in his letter of resignation to David Cameron on the 26th of June 2007, said:
"Believing that as I do, I clearly cannot honestly remain in the Party. I do not intend to leave public life.
On the contrary I am looking forward to joining another party with which I have found increasingly I am naturally in agreement and which has just acquired a leader I have always greatly admired, who I believe is entirely straightforward, and who has a towering record, and a clear vision for the future of our country which I fully share."
Quentin Davies, in the privacy of his downstairs khazi on the 4th of December said:
"Bugger, bugger, bugger..."
Keyhole Kate.. mmm sound nice wanna MSM?
Corruption and law breaking on a scale to make Labour wish they were competent:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/dec/05/banks.northernrock
fking URL's
last part is /banks.northernrock
HERES FUCKING JONNY!!!
And who thought the BBC was just anti-British with words alone...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3001102.ece
Yep, silly old Quent got a hard-on over Gordon's summer poll splurge during the floods and thought he was being oh-so fucking clever. For Christ's sake - we all knew Brown was a dud and this guy's a professional politician! Still, if there's one consolation for Quento it's that Sky and the BBC would still be running the story about his lunatic neice to this day if he'd remained a Tory.
quentin just didnt read the tea leaves right did he ??
he looked at the bottom of his cup and saw trouble in the dregs , gordon in a clever position and thought they would do well on the election call that never was or known as "chicken saturday"
but of course the dregs were signalling trouble for gordon, he must feel a bit of a chump now , a judge who cant spot criminals and law breakers or unsure of his parties beliefs . seems like some form of justice to end up being associated with nu labour .
news from no 10 gordon is just angry most of the time , erupting all over the place , apparently there arnt many left to take the shit , to keep him clean.
tricky call the more he comments on it the more people know he knows.
but the grand deceptions that have been going on , had to break out at some time , parliments been made mockery of and they have shown no respect for the elctorate , why should they have any from me ??
and definitely no to state funding it wont help and will be fiddled ,mps are on a good number shame 80k and fully expenced living isnt enough for some
people! .
thanks
red despot spotter
Re: Jack Straw's wedding ring
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
Jack already controls the police and judiciary via MiniJust, which quietly put paid to the constitutional divisions between policing and running trials.
He probably does not control the intelligence services, but he learned his lessons well as a busboy in Harold Wilson's government and would never challenge them head-on. He will have...an understanding with them.
The armed forces are still the Queen's, but Jack would never let a situation arise where this was tested.
The astrologer Jonathan Cainer made a forecast that Straw would replace GB at the Treasury. In astro-babble, replacing GB as First Lord of the Treasury would count as a fulfilled prophesy.
Alright chaps, calm down! Hows about a bit of inward assessment. When you have some bugger on the ropes, you go in and finish him off. From my perspective right now the Cameron crew should have been using the "evidence" of the last few days to hammer the finishing blows. Trouble is, it's too late - they've once again allowed NuLab to get up off the canvass. Why the hell don't we have some people up front with a finishing streak?
OK people i got an idea, those monkeys on tv last night they are good with figures(better than nulab mps anyway) so we replace the government with chimps they are cheap to feed and the worst they do is wank and throw shit at each other(no change there then) If they are given typewriters they will eventualy come up with good laws(unlike nulab) see problem solved.
Beeb news headlines this morning:
1) Man Who Everyone Thought Was Dead Is Not Dead
2) 10-year-old Prostitutes
3) Our Handwriting Isn't As Neat As It Used To Be
How have Broon and the dodgy donors slipped off the radar?!
Sadly he is my MP.
Met him once at the school gates where he was telling all and sundry about what an awful job the government was doing on school selections.
Nice to know he's feeling a complete twat now.
I think we should nominate Jack "bright eyes" Straw for one of those BAFTA things. He did a splendid job trying to push water uphill in Tuesday's bung debate.
Did you notice, nobody was cuddling up to Harriet, even the Hoon was falling off the end of the bench and Ruthie is definitely a bloke.
The ZaNu Labour awkward squad (the ones who sit on the beer gut end of the labour benches, coughing coal dust and dreaming of the glory days of the NUM), were between a Northern Rock and a hard place. This mob hate their own front bench more than they do the Tories. Especially since they let t' women int' mens' bar, so to speak.
Message on QD's answerphone:
“Germany will live because the people of Germany have within them the secret of life: endurance, will and purpose. Ich liebe Deutschland. Heil Hitler and farewell.”
I'm sure I've heard that before, somewhere...
As a fully paid up member of the "Society of Arseholes" he's to be congratulated for seeking out and joining his fellow members!
Don't mock people with dangerous relatives.
Great to see our Quentin asking a patsy question to Douglas 'Wendy' Alexander...
"Ruthie is definitely a bloke."
I believe the surgery was a success, although she has been left with an unusually large clitoris, and there is nothing they can do about the voice.
".. but back to Quentin Davies... some people don't have a good word for him. I do. "Twat", that's a good word for him"
I can't go back to Salford,
The police have got me marked,
Enter the dragon,
Exit Johnny Clarke.
" lola said...
Eureka. I know it's off topic but I've just realised who Wendy Alexander reminds me of - Rab C Nesbitt! Although without the charm or honesty of course. Phew, that's relief. I've been struggling for some days with that one. The picture on pp 14 of today's Telegraph did it."
Surely you mean Jeanette Krankie ... ?! ;-)
Is he something to do with Uncle Quentin in the 'Famous five' stories?
The word 'stories' includes 'tories'
Ha!
Mind you, as for 'Scunthorpe'...
Anonymous said...
You cunt-wipe tories will get neck-sliced later, BTW.
That's more like it!
Glad there are some sensible chaps here after all...
Have some of you tourette-tories ever considered how seriously disturbed you sound?
You should, you know
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