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Monday, December 3, 2007

Scottish Front Pages Say It All for Wendy

Like some desperado besieged by the police, Wendy is shouting that she is not coming out. You may quibble that the Daily Record has right headline, different story, but the point still stands.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

George Galloway will post bail for Wee Wendy Chipmunkee. Respect 2007 Relaunched.

PS: Which bunker is Wee Dougie Alexander skulking in?. Hiding behind his sister's skirt?

Dangermouse said...

No wonder Salmond looked like he'd just had a good shag this morning. With Alexander implicated, the Scottish Parliament begins to look more like a wendy house.
Were Durham properties involved in building it perchance?

Storm in a Teacup said...

Anyone would think she was a bank robber. Really! Come on guys: this is a lot of froth about very little: most other countries do corruption on a much much bigger scale. The real story here is how inept Labour is: it falls victim to its own anti-sleaze regulations, DOH!

And, even bigger and more scandalous developments are:

-- Labour intending to carry on throwing HUGE amounts of tax payers' money onto Bigbrotheresque, unworkable, insecure IT schemes;

-- the inept handling of Northern Rock;

-- its smoke and mirrors economic performance over the last decade as Britain fell down the productivity league table and Britons became hyper endebted.

Maybe those are the stories that will dominate the next few months and this is just a scandal-lite interlude...

Anonymous said...

Will she actually go? Can she cling on? x

Ethelred the Unhinged said...

The Scotsman has "Defiant Alexander says: I did nothing wrong"

This in spite of having received an illegal donation.

Anonymous said...

Rockin Gordo and Wee Wendy and Wee Dougie are the offspring of Church of Scotland ministers. Where did they go awry??? Are they beyond redemption?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it about time the Labour Party changed its' logo to a limpet clinging onto a rock?

That would symbolise their senior people's grim determination to cling on to their jobs (and perks) regardless of the damage their behavior is doing to their Party's reputation, and to the public's general perception of politicians in general!

mitch said...

Is she demanding cigarettes and a McDonalds?

Is her brother in there with her?

Anyway, it's all easily explained. The spreadsheet with her husbands name on it was a copy of one he did but he didn't do the copy instead it was a woman who didn't know how to make spreadsheets so she used his old one and the figures were out of date 'cos she left some of the old one's in when she put the new one's in but DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY Wendy didn't know.

stanislav said...

storm in a teacup

No, she's much worse than a bank robber. Or do you rate torture, extraordinary rendition, war crimes, illegal detention, unlawful killing, election rigging and fuck knows what else as a lot of froth ?

Fuck me, you is obviously Albanian.

Mr Eugenides said...

"I WON'T COME QUIETLY"

I'll bet...

Dennis said...

My thought exactly, Mr Eugenides. Pity her neighbours.

machiavelli said...

She looks like a noisy one. Probably on all fours (that way you don't have to look at her face).

excalibur said...

It reminds me of that scene from Blazing Saddles.

Wendy holds a Colt 45 to her own throat and tells the cops, "One false move and the gobshite gets it".

Anonymous said...

Sir Alastair Graham is calling for the Wendster's head. It won't make any difference as they never listened to him before they sacked him.

Patrick said...

Brown fears a domino effect with Wendy Alexander and then others resigning - that then leads to his front door. So he asked her not to resign! What a scumbag.

His actions say 'I don't care if you broke the law - just don't do anything that might look bad for me'. Too late sunshine. By asking Wendy Alexander to brazen it out Brown has already killed forever the pathetic hope that he is not a spinning, incompetent sleazebag with utter contempt for the law and the electorate.

(With his mincing and effete manner I think Gay Gordon's much more Tinky Winky than Mr Bean)

gordon ramsay said...

She should do porridge.

Rob Roy said...

Our Wendy last resigned in May 2002 to experience life outside politics. Dig out that old resignation letter Wendy and just hand it in again.

roger the cabin-boy said...

On all fours? I was thinking of using her handbag.

rog said...

I want to see a journo asking Brown whether he directly asked her to resign or not.

If not, then why since the offence is admitted.

Anonymous said...

Like her father told her, if yon wee lassie dinna confess her sins then she's ganna burn in hell!!!

Anonymous said...

She's got a gob like a blow up doll. Sexy!

Anonymous said...

"Will she actually go? Can she cling on? x"

If they moisten her lips and stick her to the wall, she's going nowhere.

Shug Niggurath said...

Are we surprised the Daily Record is hiding it???

Anonymous said...

Couldn't she at least have used some of the cash to fix her teeth?


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