+++ MING IS ALIVE +++
Seen at the LibDem leadership announcement. Not looking too spritely or cheerful...
UPDATE : Clegg won (no surprise) and gave a speech worthy of, errm, Al Gore. There were only 500 votes in it out of some 40,000 cast.
Seen at the LibDem leadership announcement. Not looking too spritely or cheerful...
UPDATE : Clegg won (no surprise) and gave a speech worthy of, errm, Al Gore. There were only 500 votes in it out of some 40,000 cast.
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Clegg's acceptance speech is soooo cack
and as Nick launches into his stilted and overwrought Oscar speech, the whole room (in between polite applause) starts to realise that they chose the wrong guy...
Ah, calamity Clegg...
NHS to investigate new sleeplessness drug called Cleggahypnol after whole hotel full of people fall in deep slumber. Fuck me but this man is a boring cunt. Hm armed Forces to deploy Cleggscreen against insurreection, send enemy on fuicking come. Jesus fucking wept. Thought LibDems couldn't get no worse after leaders from Corpse U Like ltd, but this fucking bloke is amazing.
Sorry, typos; insurrection, send enemy in fucking coma.
Struggling to stay awake after 90 seconds exposure to Cleggscreen weapon
You just forced me to look at the LibDum website. Under Industry & commerce:
"We want to cut the red tape that stops businesses from growing. And we'll protect all of us from rip-offs by introducing a new legal duty on business to trade fairly."
Err... right. And 100 other forms asking whether red tape has been cut.
Wake me when its over.
Ah well, that's the LibDumbs returned to oblivion for a while, it was exciting for a nonosecond before they reasserted their snooze-worthiness.
Cleegg has been plagiarising this site for his dynamic speech...
http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/
Clegg - Thou art a droning beetle-headed skainsmate.
twee-dle dumb and twee-dle dumb...........yawn
Far more important is, what’s Italian for “your fucking blind ref “?.
Clegg: 50.6%
Huhne: 49.4%
That is what I call splitting the difference.
More interesting (this is a technical use of the word "interesting") - only 41,465 votes cast. Even Tim Ireland attracts more support than that. Doesn't he?
There was nothing to choose between the two candidates.
And so that is what they chose.
aah well, the upside is, that the man is so boring, the libdems will be falling over themselves to vote for Cameron at the next election. How did they vote for Clegg who had practically disappeared from screen during the donorgate explosion and and not vote for Huhne who had shown the ability to rip the opposition to shreds. Total dipsticks.
Cable was good value. He said that we have three former leaders here. Kennedy, Ashdown and me... Ignoring David Steel on the front row. Was Ming wheeled in later?
Clegg by a whisker after Huhne had by far the better campaign sums the party up admirably.
Well we've learned that Vince Cable can do the job.
He should consider leaving the Lib Dems and going into politics...
So Ming is alive and just when I threw out my whopee cushion.
Not seen that young lad before. My, but he's got a face I'd like to hit with a baseball bat. Would probably add character.
No danger of the LimpDems ending up with any power whatsoever then. Why do people join them? Must be the kind of person that simply likes to make snide remarks and get paid for it.
Nobody spotted the wit of the headline. Are none of you Flash Gordon fans? "Flash is alive!"
Will get coat...
If you're a liberal there's nowhere else to go. The party pisses me off, but the other two piss me off more. I actually think Clegg's a pretty good thing - he at least seems to know what liberalism is.
(And he's less thick than Dave).
"He should consider leaving the Lib/Dems and going into politics."
Love it.
I think we should help them all out a bit by letting then off the £15, just this once. It may just be worth it.
Guido
More like fans of Flesh Gordon, I believe. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
If fact come to think about it, being the only man that can get it up in the universe is quite surly the ultimate male fantasy, is it not?
Damn that Viagra, its the work of the devil herself.
Guido - I spotted your wit on that. Unfortunately I was too busy getting ratted on rather expensive wine courtesy of my firm!
open fire all weapons, dispatch war rocket spellman to bring back Cleggs votes through the lobby
Thank you God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clegg will be an absolute ****ing disaster.
What will be interesting is how many votes on either side are still in the post due to the fact that it is christmas. I suspect that had they waited until Thursday that Huhne might have picked up the missing votes.
Also what happens when the Clegg magic doesn't work and the LibDems are still tanking in the polls?
Happy day. Clegg's speech was splendidly bad.
>Clegg won (no surprise) and gave a speech worthy of, errm, Al Gore
What, did he charge 3000GBP per minute and a private plane for speaking? Algor did.
Guido - Surely 'Gordon is alive !' ??
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Mr Brown, late of this parish ?
I thought Clegg looked quite nervous during his speech. Chris Huhne looked more authoritive when he spoke.
It seemed the more lib dems got to see of Clegg during the campaign, the smaller his lead became.
What's the betting there will be another lib dem contest within two years? Next time it will be between Huhne and Vince Cable.
He was great in LOTSW though, wasn't he?
Yeah, he was. Looking forward to seeing more of Compo and Foggy Dewhurst as well. Not so sure about Nora Batty. Ann Widdecombe was bad enough.
My new policies are to scrap what remains of our border controls, grant an amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants, raise your taxes to 90p in the pound, and sign away even more than Brown has to the EU.
But I oppose ID cards!
His speech may have been bad but it could have been worse. Hugo Chavez made a party political speech on Venezuelan TV yesterday.... it lasted 5 hours.
Dark forces at work!
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Is this a good day to bury bad news?
Watch the press - 20 page pull-outs about Libs new dynamism.
Guido wit? mmmmmmmm
MING IS ALIVE! Long live the Ming!
Gotta rush - nosh time!
Got the piece about "Ming's Alive" but does this mean that Guido = Brian Blessed?!
There must be some nice sticky dirt Guido can dig up and plaster all over that squeaky clean mummy's boy face. Calamity looks as if he's only just let go of his mother's nipple. Bet his nappies are still yellow.
He's no threat to the Tories. It's his own backside he'll have to watch. Give it a year and Huhne will have him skewered on the barbecue.
"Clegg won (no surprise there)"
Er, didn't Guido suggest betting on Hulne a few weeks ago or am I suffering false memory syndrome?
I also seem to remember Guido predicting Alan Johnson for Deputy Labour Leader and I'm still waiting for the Limpdick Opick scandal to break that we were promised in the predictions for 2007.
Sorry, I'm in a bitter mood as I thought Hulne was a good outsider bet.
I thought that Clegg was an Albanian dialect - might as well be!
Not looking too spritely
well, I actually think he does bear a very close resemblance to a green, sickly, wrinkled goblin.
He did not, however, look sprightly at all. Never does.
Guido has some lurid material sitting in a safe, waiting till the right time to unleash it on Clegg.
Psssssst! Guido!
Remember my posting you dleted with all that accusation about a (ahem) Tory leader(un-named) who I reckoned (ahem) took a bung for the team?
Well it turns out to be true.
Well waddayasay!!
It doesn't take much to make this simpleton laugh out loud but you really fucked up here, Guido me old son.
Gary
Just watched Clegg's speech. Come on, it wasn't that bad.
Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream, from Her Majesty the Queen;
His boots were very clean.
Mrs Clegg, you must be proud of him.
Mrs Clegg, another drop of gin?
-- R. Waters, Multimillionaire & Professional Miseryguts
Nick Hervey seems very confident in his job prospects!
http://www.w4mp.org/html/personnel/jobs/disp_job.asp?ref=10643
On aesthetic grounds and matters of personal hygiene could it be that Nick Clegg might have more appeal to women voters than Gay Gordon ?
Gordon Brown in ‘crisis of morale’
It appears to be women voters in particular who are deserting Labour ...
But then again this shower of shonet also backed Charlie Kennedy, and Jeremy Thrope.
So do we look forward to Nick Clegg leading from the front and campaigning for greater develoved powers from Brussels and Westminster? Or is this shifty puffy faced over grown schoolboy going to join the gravy train to Brussels.
It would be great if the Limp Dems acutally stood up for economics liberalism, promoting free enterprise, the reduction of red tape and trade barriers.
There's 100 Labour seats where Lib Dems are in second place. Are you guys serious about getting rid of Labour or what?
Lib Dems under Clegg won't be ridiculous nanny state quasi-socialist freaks with a bit of luck.
No mention of Cameron's constituency party banking two illegal donations worth thousands of pounds eh Guido me old mucker?
Isn't it funny how you go quiet when its the Tories who cause the sleaze.
By your logic, if Harman and Alexander should resign for their offices accepting illegal donations, then presumably you'll be supporting the resignation of David Cameron too?
"Clegg victory" CCHQ breaths more easily - or is it snorts more this evening?
Fairytale of New York, by The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl, has been re-released for the festive period and is a contender for the coveted Christmas number one slot.
It tells the story of two lovers who trade insults on Christmas Eve and one verse ends with the memorable line: "You scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy faggot, Happy Christmas your arse I pray God It's our last."
Radio 1 bosses have bleeped out the word maggot from the song, for fear it will offend homosexual bluebottles.
I'm in favour of allowing millions of illegal immigrants to stay permanently.
I'm in favour of handing more powers to Brussels
AND
I listen to what the British people want!
Mr Deluded Clegg, please do stop ranting and raving, your padded cell is warm and comfortable and you have nothing to fear. Now calm down dear.
The Torygraph is running with "Beeb drops censoring Pogues song".
Talking of dropping things, I think somebody had dropped Ming's Cocoa by the look on his face.
With Clegg the Lib-Dems snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory (again).
Just before the announcement that the Beeb's now decided it's listeners may be grown-up enough to handle hearing naughty words in a 20 year-old pop song, Calamity was interviewed on R4PM...
Eddie Mair: Were the BBC right to censor Fairytale of New York?
Calamity: Well I've never actually heard the song, but if the BBC saw fit to take this action, I think they will have had good reason to do so.
Be as a child, and look at everything with new eyes and be an adult, and think critically of all you see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4580078919009360294
only 7mins but worth it just to see Guido in action. Go Guido Go!
I tried to watch his speech I realy did but I was losing the will to live. the planet limpdum sounds wonderful can it be seen thru the hubble?? will there ever be a rocket to take us there or would it need the infinite improbability drive from hitchhikers? is clegg really Zaphod cos he has two faces just needs another head to stick it on.
Well it turns out to be true.
Don't worry Gary, said bung has been forfeited and is now part of public funds. You'll be getting your no doubt grubby paws on some of it when your Christmas dole cheque arrives.
Ming, Ming's alive ! How can you tell?
Long live the Cleggoid !
Charlie K by the look of him(puce) is on the juice again. Looked florid and jolly at Cleggs election do. Bet bottles hidden all about Chez Kennedy as with the mints and listermint.
northern monkey: Except, that the Association acted entirely properly.
It would be like recieving the wrong mail from the postman, contacting the post office informing them immediatly, and returning the post.
The Labour Party however, opened the mail, stole the £50 cheque, banked it, and then lied about recieving the mail when the post office tried to trace it.
Dont equate the two with the same thing.
Spotted some wonderful comments on timesonline.
The 29% of those polled who still believe Gordon Brown is doing fairly well are probably those he socialy engineered to be doing well in public sector non-jobs or those who are dependent on state benefits.
His complete ineptitude in the job is very scary.
We all know that if you pin a red rosette on a donkey in parts of Britain they would vote for it.
They (all of them) have a vested interest in keeping education below the level of Estonia (sorry Estonia).
Sweet dreams Bean!
Off to pub with a very naughty Doireann - Night All and have fun.
Well, David, I'd just like to say I agree with everyone else on the panel. (Simon Hughes,Bi- not Gay, every other week) We are all very clever here, otherwise we would not be here, talking to all the teachers and retired, vengeful probation officers out there in Radio Four land. Some of whom even phone up on Saturday, like anyone gave a fuck about their spluttering indignation. But what I would say, David, if I may, is that those of us who stroll, nightly, our cocks hanging out, on Hampstead Heath, avoiding Matthew Parris and David Starkey and Lord Linley, are a bit fed up of all this homogenised smoothness and are longing for a big black Rastaman of a politician to come into our political lives and give us a good beating and a very sore arse, mmmm. Minority rights. It's why I joined the Liberal Democrats. I mean, I would just ask the studio audience, only here to clap when instructed, why should it only be Ron Badgerman and Kevin Spacey who get all the rough trade around here?
Yes, quite, says Dimbleby Minor, I know its in no way scientific but would those who agree with Mr Hughes -that Nick Clegg should be hanged, to the tune of It Shoulda Been Me, by Ms Lorraine Ellerman - just get your cocks out and wave them around a bit. Well, there you are, for listeners at home, who can't see, that result, I stress not scientific or representative, a bit like a Scotch election result, overwhelmingly endorses Mrs Hughes' view that Nick Clegg is a cunt.
What, Yasmin Alibhai Meringue Pie, is your take on this? And, before you start, everybody, the dogs in the street, knows that you are a moslem woman, a dumpy, mouthy suet pudding, all hairy armpits, stubby fingers dipped in garlic and stinking of roast goat and almonds, holes in your tights, babbling about your son the barrister and so on.
Well, David, as a moslem women I would just like to say that we are all one before God, except that thieving black bastard Mr Jasper. You know, in my constituency, Notting Hill and Broadcasting House, people are absolutely fed-up with jumped-up nigger bandits like him giving law-abiding British Ayrabs like us a bad name. Bismillah, No, we will not let him go, will not let him, will not let him , will not let him, will not let him, will not let him go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But of course everyone is equal in the eyes of Allah, peace and blessings on everyone who buys the paper I write for. Inshallah and Salaam to license-payers for this most welcome bit of bunce. Did I mention that my son is a Barrister and I am very proud of him. There's far too much talking about racial difference I always say, as a moslem woman. As for the Liberal democrats, which was the main thrust of the questioner's, well, question, the answer is, who gives a flying fuck. Was Mr Oaten at the victory celebration, or is a shit eater no longer considered home secretary in waiting, it's so hard to keep up; there's a new LibDem party every coupla years, disaster after fucking disaster, coming back with some old tripe. Fuck 'em, David, 'swhat I say.
Guido.. if you had to mention it, it probably wasn't worth mentioning;-)
Sky SciFi/Horror is showing V for Vendetta.
"And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense..."
Why not show their commitment to PR by having Huhne as leader for 181 days each year and Clegg for 184.
No 'anonymous' - Witney Conservatives not only held on to the £7400 in illegal donations, but they banked them. And it wasn't just one donor they accepted the cash from - it was two of them. Neither of which was registered on the UK Electoral Register.
What was it Cameron said again? "Ignorance is no excuse". Indeed Mr. Cameron, so what exactly is your excuse.
Cameron should practice what he preaches and resign. No chance of that.
Witney Conservative Association is the hub of the Tory corruption and lies network.
Imagine how all the Tory boys would now be complaining if the Labour Leader's Constituency Party had taken impermissible donations - and it was only reported briefly 15 minutes into the BBC News at Ten and did not feature on their website. But whoops its not Brown but Dave who is the guilty party - something to remember the next time you are all bleating on about BBC bias.
robbierotton
God you're bloody boring. Seem to have way too much free time. Post, after post, after bloody post. Do us all a favour and call it a night.
The attached quote from the Sunday Telegraph back in 2004 is also of interest when considering Tory abuse of the Electoral Commission Regulations.
"All the donations made to the Party have been personal donations, made by our chairman, Lord Laidlaw of Rothiemay," said an IIR spokesman.
This would appear to be a pretty strong indication that IIR (the company which was acting as the disclosed donor to the Electoral Commission) was an agent of Lord Laidlaw. The Commission's guidance makes it pretty clear that a person (and yes a company is a legal person) should not act as an agent for a secret or impermissible donor. While Laidlaw was not a secret donor - has anyone seen any evidence that he is a permissible donor i.e on the UK Electoral Register?
tory boys never grow up/NorthernMonkey
Looking forward to PMQs.
stanislav - has anyone ever told you that you are about as funny as a wet fart?
If not - let me be the first...
As for Clegg - he reminds me of the Tory twat. It's like the old Mike & Bernie Winters joke...
Oh my God! There's two of them....'
Labour morons - You can't 'bank' a free trip to Sri Lanka.
I've had enough of all this.These liberal democrats(whatever they are ) have nicked 2 more of my androids.it was bad enough to see them turning up in nulab mode.Can't these politicals find a human to do the job?.No more androids.Won't you ever learn?
As causing offence is the unforgiveable sin of the modern era, I would like to apologise to any wet farts offended by my previous posting.
In the famous catchphrase of the late Hughie Green went 'And I mean that most sincerely, folks!'
;)
christ. just what this country needs.
another EU Borg Droid in the shape of Nick Clegg. oh well, if things go tits up for him , he's got a nice cushy number in Brussels to look forward to.
Popeknob etc
You catholics. What are you like?
popeknob.10.45
Wet farts; just about describes the entire Labour cabinet.Fucking hilarious.
Popeknboheadxiv.
Yes, Bravo. This is wonderful stuff. Do you write it all your self. Or do you have a team of writers.
guido :you must watch paxos interview with nick clegg , it may become a classic i told you so.
name 10 things ok then name 3 , if your voters wanted a vote on lisbon referendum would you back it, so you wouldnt listen to the people then!!
only 500 in it out of 42000
of course i thought its compo clegg and foggy , last of the summer whining.
so we now have another branch of malaise .
the rt hon member for witney it seems has had to return 7k , from non uk residents , given the ammount of people going abroad because this countries turning into a non entity , i suspect there would be lots of people would like to fund the re building of our country from abroad.
it seems the health clause of lisbon treaty fired up today ,dont say i told you so, welcome to the nu labour euro middle class medical profession .
garys back as popeknobhead , hes just so witty and clever.
Oh good....
I've annoyed some arseholes
I go to bed a happy man - and yes! It's all my own work
Who the Harry J Fuck is Gary btw???
Dear Mr RDS
Right, the Paxman-Clegg interview illuminated the modern political autocracy. Even though we know better, we will do you the courtesy of listening to your complaints. And then fuck you up the arse anyway.
The other thing, and it was both tiny and huge: his first words after the result, his very first words were: My election as leader....change....change etc and NOT, despite his slender majority, thanks to Chris, or thanks to Vince, but straight in, Me Me Me.
Most interesting thing about NewsWank was that there is much better comment on here (usually) than among those three clowns, the drunken ginger bint, the Fink and that other cunt with the warts on his neck.
Dear GaryPoe
Have you got a bed of your own then? I thought you took turns in your hostel?
popeknob.
Don't forget to take your laminated photo of Mr McBean to bed with you. He needs some lovin'.
As you ask billy, I'd sooner cut my knob off my - ummm - forehead than vote Labour
Nighty night!
Is Clegg a puppet? This image appears to show his elbow being operated by a not very subtly concealed rod...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44308000/jpg/_44308762_cleggwave203pa.jpg
popeknob.
The only arseholes you've ever upset are the ones expecting a 10 inch cock and having to make do with one the size of a very small acorn.
mrjingles...
is that your best shot, wankstain?
now blow up your doll and keep practising
I'm really off to bed now...
bless you my child
popeknob.
Oh dear, I seem to have hit a nerve.
May all your dreams be wet ones.
http://moneymad.org/clegg.jpg
popebloke
I expect you know about wet farts cos you charge OAPs one pound fifty to do them on your face. Still, beats working for a living eh?
did gordon intervene in pougues lyric edit ??
popeknobhead not a labour voter , it must be cleggs new troll blogg army firing up , to off set the early damage.
my appologies for assuming you were gary , but you do seem to be like him .
weve listed garys intrests as
1) pottery
2) liking the potters
3) only ever reading gordons book on courage, as his moral compass.
4) possible nick clegg voter if enough cans of super strength are on offer.
5) wanting to be known as a clever venoumous blogger
take your pick which of the above you think appeals the most.
stanislav
i missed the post discussion , i felt dirty watching political wanking going on infront of paxo.
i liked the smiles of his backers , david steel, baroness williams, paddy and kennedy.
i though huhne took it well , well just have to wait and see what a month of PMQs does .
it looks like johna points will have to start being awarded to all three leaders , now vince "make em wince" position is uncertain.
but so far mr clegg is just like milliband , i dont know where this cameron clone comes from , he used at least two tony blair lines.
cant help but feel weve been (or should that be bean) here before.
no attacks from gordo camp so take that as meaning hes socialist , i keep wondering why he didnt get re elcted as an MEP , did he lose or did he drop out ??
What's up with Northern Monkey? Little state non-job disappearing soon? State tit dried up?
Soon, little chimp, soon.
Page 7 of this morning's Metro: Two Tory candidates - Mark Garnier and Robin Walker - caught doctoring pictures.
Where are the words "scandal", "bent" and "crooked"?
Why isn't this story on the blog?
Clegg's the king!
Pope Knobhead, I suggest you come back when you too are acclaimed as a hero.
Consider yourself privileged that His U-Bendness even deigned to notice you.
And BTW, you are about as funny as the conceited little twit you obviously are.
Clegg will have as his advisor on issues affecting britain's yoof ("the Facebook Generation")none other than 59-yr-old(!) postmodern egghead Brian Eno (yes, ex-Roxy Music experimental muso/cultural manager). I knew next to nothing about Clegg before teatime but he sounds eminently shite.
R
Tere from Eesti! I see Robbierotten sees education level below Estonia as shameful (apologies accepted); we see it as something to aspire to. Our levels brought down by 1 in 3 of the population being drunken, stupid Vene (Russki), too stupid to find their way back over the border when the Red Army left in 1994. Look out for the Eesti, brains, beautiful women, Nordic efficiency, and speak English better after watching satellite TV than product of 11 years of UK state education. Limpdick Opic not a good representative - too much dilution of Eesti bloodline. Cameron would be too dangerously left wing for our tastes. As for British Labour Party, we have seen their like before - if you want to see the fruits of Labour, I can take you to see Soviet concrete slab estates and the KGB torture chambers. A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers.
Some useless info from Wiki on a useless ****.
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His great-great-grandfather, the Russian nobleman Ignaty Zakrevsky, was Attorney General of Senate in Imperial Russia. Zakrevsky`s daughter, Alexandra Moullen was his great grandmother, and her daughter Baroness Kira von Engelhardt was his grandmother. His great-great aunt was the writer and suspected spy Baroness Moura Budberg-Bönningshausen (born Zakrevskaya) who was also the mistress of R. H. Bruce Lockhart, Maxim Gorky and H.G. Wells.
Nick Clegg is a distant cousin of the comedian and entertainer Barry Took.
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Does this makes him more interesting? NO
What a sad end to the career of Mervyn King as Bank of England governor. He has been comprehensively fitted up, humiliated and outflanked by Gordon Brown and will end up being blamed by the government for the economic meltdown coming next year.
Perhaps King should have done the decent thing and resigned after he was outvoted on that reckless interest rate cut in August 2005?
Whatever, his memoirs should make interesting reading.
harra sepp [9:23am]:
"A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers."
Quote of the day - and it's only 10 o'clock.
Word verification: jsxsuqz
"A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers."
But not a waste of 10 feet of rope. And a lamp post to hang 'em from.
Dennis
You and Lady Jane and others are too kind; the order-order blog, the blogosphere itself, is work of many, not least of GF himself. Great Polish anarchist Saint Augustine preached: what else is righteous anger, but the word of God? The blogworld gives voice to many, whom the slags in parliament, newspaper proprietors, poxed-up columnists, and the fucking unspeakable BBC would suppress.
Worlds, they rise and fall; stars, they glow and fade; but is true, the need for plumber remain.
Otherwise everybody up to their neck in shit, innit?
ps Dennis, LJ, EK, TT, AJ, Casandra, Woman on Raft, Man in shed,Man in shitbag, Man on bus, Julian, MM, rds, 45, GF and all other friends:
Almost at the end of the thread of the last cartoon - Gordon falling to bits- is a tour de force from:
DEBBIE, PA TO MR SCREWTAPE.
Is written in style of other bloke, a pastiche, innit. Is a warning that, just like everybody says on the Today programme - the Devil, as ever, is in the detail. It is a very rewarding five minutes. Although scare shit from plumber. It was posted at:
11.56 pm DECEMBER 17th
"Mr Livingstone said that because Mr Jasper was one of the two "political appointments" he had been allowed to make without a formal job advert or reference to the candidate's ability, Mr Jasper had no power to direct other staff."
Hmmm, so Red Ken had just two political appointments to make and he decided that one of them just had to be Lee Jasper. I wonder why?
Oh goody....
I'm really rattling the cages of some prime practitioners of the autoerotic arts!
As regards Clegg, it can't be too long before Labour MPs conclude that the gravy rain is going to run into the buffers if they don't get shot of Brown sharpish. Then Miliband is inevitably elected as labour leader.
Result: a 'choice' between three fortysomething, supposedly telegenic vacuities.
Oh good.
Can't wait.
Bless you my children..
Oh, and dennis....
I followed the link you so thoughtfully provided
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO IMPRESSED!!!!!!
And her a lady too!!! :-O
I'm tugging my foreskin - sorry forelock - here
glad to see the art of drivelling servility is not (quite) dead
papal blessings all round
A Socialist may be a waste of a good pair of trousers, but as a Socialist, I'm still puzzled how many asylum seekers it would take to fill up,Blenheim Palace.
We've already fucked Lord Knob off and his foxhunting cuntbags, so we are becoming restless
If anyone has an answer to this lack of housing problem, could they let me know.
Gary
Gary you braindead cunt, if you are a socialist, what are you doing supporting Gay Gordo and his money loving bunch of thieves?
knobhead.
I'd delete the papal reference if I were you. Knobhead is so much more descriptive of your abilities.
Oh, and Gary, your idols are not going to waste the asylum seekers' votes in a rock-solid Tory constituency, they'll be saved for the marginals where the Asians haven't got a lock on the postal votes.
Anonymous 8.11 pm said...
"northern monkey: Except, that the Association acted entirely properly.
It would be like recieving the wrong mail from the postman, contacting the post office informing them immediatly, and returning the post."
Not true. Flashman's constituency part banked the money and informed the regulators of the donations. It was the regulators who checked the records and found that the donors/donations were illegal.
Pope knob head,
Get a grip, a job, leave the kiddies alone and go to bed already.
LJ said...
Pope knob head,
Get a grip, a job, leave the kiddies alone and go to bed already.
What an insolent little fellow you are...
but I forgive you
Insolent 'girl' knobbers.. but I forgive you too;-)
LJ...
Hard to tell in this light, dear
Are you losing your sight as well as your faculties then, dear?
I keep sticking my ear trumpet in the wrong ear too...
I blame these longlife lightbulbs
bless you my child anyway...
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