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Monday, December 3, 2007

Et Tu Maguire

Things must be really bad, Kevin Maguire is now channelling Guido and putting his pseudo-working-class boot in
...cheap stunts like shamefully pouring tea for Maggie Thatcher [don't] look so clever when you're in trouble and desperate for friends. Fair-weather right-wingers Brown wooed are long gone, firm backers he recklessly took for granted no longer prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt. Brown will pay dearly for repeating Tony Blair's mistake, neglecting Labour's core while pegging his big tent on the shifting sands of floating voters. A premier who unwisely blew then blew some more into an election bubble that burst his authority, looks dangerously clueless now the going's got tough... Can you think of three good things to say at the moment about Brown's Government? No, me neither.
Might be nearly time to back Labour at the bookies...

24 comments:

Sleeper said...

Shit, the BBC will be scraping the barrel for sympathetic pundits now. Get a taxi for Michael White!

Cox says said...

If Labour sock puppet Maguire is struggling to find the silver lining things must be worse than we thought.

Sleeper's right when he says: "taxi for Michael White."

...and a minibus for his shame.

Rex said...

Rats........ sinking ship?

Chuck Unsworth said...

Whitey doesn't do cabs. They'll have to send the limo with the blacked out windows - otherwise he'll throw one of his usual hissy fits.

Ethelred the Unhinged said...

More donation trouble for Hain in breaking news.

Rex said...

Well I'll be buggered!
Ian Dale has nicked my 1:03 post from Roy Kennedy regarding speeding!

Ah well I should be flattered.

Anonymous said...

Hain admits further donations were not registered

Oh dear
another f*** up

kevin maguire, a canny c*nt, said...

Bloody left wing doppelgänger.

mitch said...

Ok so which distraction do they use now? they tried the dirty bomb again didnt work.climate change ..nope,Hazel blurrs nope can they arrange a royal wedding/death/divorce? this gets more like yes minister every day.Now that fuckwit maguire has obviously moved to another camp poss johnson but i still think the man of straw cos hes mr magnolia an empty space where a man should be.

the truth about kevin said...

Kev Maguire is just pissed off that Gordon didn't appoint him as his chief spin doctor.

The fact is that Kev is a lightweight little prick and a nomark and nobody in the government would touch him with a bargepole.

a horse, a rocking horse my kingdom for a rocking horse... said...

Looks like 'Sir' Michael White alone will be spending Xmas in the Bunker with Gordon. That's if he recovers from his drubbing by Matthew Parris.

giving credit where credit's due said...

Can you think of three good things to say at the moment about Brown's Government?

No, not three, but I do think Gordon Brown's Frank Spencer impersonation at PMQs is quite good.

Anonymous said...

The Hain story broken on ITV News - then C4 ran it. C4 News led with the news the Paul 'I resign' Gray has just got himself a nice little earner working for his old boss Gus O'Donnell back at the Treasury. Advising on efficiency or something suitable like that.

PSJ said...

Macguire says in his article that Gordon Brown is this era's "greatest political strategist". I don't know how anybody could say that with a straight face. He's cocked up everything he's been in charge of, and has turned an 11-point lead into an 11-point deficit. I'd hate to see what this era's worst political strategist would be capable of!

Anonymous said...

Three good things about the Labour government.
They're on the ropes. They're on the ropes. They're on the ropes.

robbierotton said...

While scraping the barrel to think of one good thing, I decided to consult Michel de Nostradame.

In the year 2007, and ten months, from the barren North will strike the angel of Abraham. He will deliver back to life the secret buried scrolls of the Donorgols.
In the City of Mammon there will be a great thunder, Trolls torn apart by Chaos and anger, the fortress and the great leader will succumb.


- Nostradamus 1654

Tuscan Tony said...

Blimey! Whatevr next? Churchill had a sneaky admiration for Hitler? Mike Tyson give Robin Givens as a character ref? Gordon B makes it through PMQs without excavating a nostril? Will wonders never cease?!?!?!?!?

mitch said...

Can you think of three good things to say at the moment about Brown's Government? No, me neither.

I can
1. they are fucked
2.they are realy fucked
3 kevin maguire will soon be unemployable.

gruntfuttock said...

I'm sure all the effort to release the Teacher from Somalia a few days before she would have been released anyway has nothing at all to do with "For fuck's sake get me a good headline before PMQs".

javelin said...

"Brown, still this era's greatest political strategist," - clearly a man who can spell "loser".

it's the sun wot won it said...

Poor little Kevin "Plastic Geordie" Maguire.

First he tried licking Gordon's arse at every possible opportunity but Gordon wouldn't give him a spin-doctor's job.

Now he tries expressing fake irritation with Gordon in the hope that he will be offered a job to come back onside but Gordon still won't offer him the spin-doctor's job that poor little Kev is desperate for.

Kev should just forget his saddo political ambitions and resign himself to writing shite for Mirror reading chavs because there's not a cat in hells chance that Gordon will ever offer a wanker like him a job. Not even one cleaning the No. 10 shithouse.

So fuck off Kev.

Anonymous said...

Personally I hope White and the BBC succeed in lengthening the life of the Brown administration. It will give time for the public to really grow to detest Labour and all that it stands for, something any future Government will need if it's to stand any chance of gaining enough time in office to get this country out of the shit. 11 years bad government can't be turned round in a five year term.

Anonymous said...

Kevin's a turd, the other "poltical" commentators are wankers as well - particularly that squinting twat Parsons.

Gutless toads don't even give an e-mail address to give the satisfaction of telling them to FUCK OFF!

mancmonkey said...

I should realy stop myself reading his joke/shit of a column in The Mirror, I just want to grab the fuck wit by the kneck and throttle the bastard. Still, knowing supposedly intelligent and well informed twats like him are actually thick as shit and so devoid of common sense makes me, an uneducated plep, feel better about myself. Instant therapy.


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