Bye Bye Westmonster, Hello Whirlwind
We say farewell to Sadie at Westmonster. Her star shone bright briefly before Guido saw her off. Whatever happened to the Honourable Fiend?We now say hello to another girly political gossip from the Westminster Whirlwind (a.k.a. Katy Taylor-Richards). Her new blog for the Express this week takes a look at some of Dessie Swayne's moves.
They do say write about what you know...
42 comments:
I'm sure Sadie thanks you for your kind words. And if you've "seen her off" it seems odd that you shouldn't link to Westmonster which is still going strong.
calm down lloyd, calm down... guido's mention of your westmonster blog has prompted me to promote it up in my browsers 'bookmarks', and i doubt i'll be the only one...
It's not hard to compete against Westmonster, particularly when the blog crashes my and other people's Firefox browsers :)
QT. Piers Morgan. What an utter cunt that man is!
QT- Why do I think of an obscure connection between the difficulty of shagging a spastic convulsing hyperactive Gerbil when ever see Hazel Blears on TV ?
Taylor-Richards says Ann Widdecombe is a former Home Secretary. Oops…
Who was the most odious turd on QT tonight?
It's a close call between Piers Morgan, Hazel Blears, and Kirsty Allsop IMO.
On the Blears subject, what are those things either side of her nose, just beside the nostrils? I don't recall ever seeing that detail on a human face before. It makes her nose look as if it's doing that peculiar thing that usually the prerogative of rabbits.
but returning to 'girlies in politics'... alesha dixon on This Week gazing adoringly at vince 'twinkle-toes' cable. what a babe! (alesha, not vince...). i am in complete political (amongst other things) meltdown, mouth open, girlfriend packing (& shouting, obviously...)
I thought it a bit mean of Andy Neil to call Portillo a dancing queen. We all know poor old Miguel is a shirt lifter but what I'd really like to see Andy do is out Gay Gordon live on TV.
Go on Andy lad. If anyone has the bottle to do it it's you, my son.
Dwarf is ok.Not crime to be dwarf. Not ideal, mind. Nobody go down NHS headshrinker and say Fuck me Doc, is dwarf trapped in body of average size person, need counselling and operation and chop some out of leg, or squash in vice so is three feet high with head like fucking scrunched-up beach ball; can't go on if not allowed to be true to dwarf nature, get job in circus and James Bond movie. You know, is dwarf right to fucking choose, spend whole fucking life trapped in wrong body and demand operation. Never fucking happen in million year. Not even in fucking Redditch.
Why then has dwarves got own ministry of fucking dwarf community head up by dwarf fucking nitwit from Coronation Street, Blears the fucking red painted hair imbecile ? Eh? Head all sprayed up in British Leyland red. Is take positive discriminate too fucking far. How many fucking dwarves is there, anyway, to require own ministry ? I bet is only about six, although thinking about it, is easy for them to hide, just open cupboard under sink and fucking walk in; could be millions of the fuckers and nobody know. All look the fucking same anyway. Maybe come out at night and walk about in short shadows.
Whichever is true about how many are dwarves, hiding in cupboard like Albanian sex worker, is definitely one too many fucking dwarf on Question Time. And fucking Moron should leave off cocaine for five minutes or so. And fucking nutter woman from Cameron needs to grow a fucking brain with something in it. What kind of fucking unfortunate would take advice from that fucking eejit? Is not really adviser to leader of HM Opposition? For the love of God, country is gone in drain. Not matter about get fucked up arse by EuroBandit. Is already govern by dwarves and arsebandits and fucking Tony McNutter. Is time for abandon all hope amd get pissed.
As a native of the town that gave British Leyland its name, I'm impressed that even a recently-arrived plumber is familar with the BL colour palette....
Now that's what I call integration.
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No Plagiarist of the Year Award this year? Wonder why.
Blears has the cold, dead, black eyes of a particularly vicious shark.
Dwarves at least are human. Blears and her ilk are psychopathic androids manufactured on a Skynet style production line in a bunker located somewhere in one of the outer circles of Hell.
Here's where that Central Bank bailout is going:
The TimesDecember 13, 2007
In through one door and out through the other
Patrick Hosking: Business commentary
By embarrassing coincidence, the City bonus season formally kicks off almost to the day that the central banks of the West announce plans to orchestrate a liquidity bail-out of private sector banks. So while the Bank of England, Federal Reserve, European Central Bank and others are about to start shovelling cash into liquidity-starved banks through the front door, much of that cash is about to be paid out the back door in the form of staff bonuses.
It is doubly unfortunate that the $110 billion (£54 billion) lifeboat planned for the next few weeks is not an order of magnitude different from the aggregate of bonuses about to be paid out to investment bankers on Wall Street and in the City and other European financial centres.
Taxpayers might legitimately ask why they are being asked to underwrite loans, some of which will indirectly finance windfall payments to the very people who, through their past failure to price risk accurately, are responsible for the credit crunch in the first place.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/columnists/article3042904.ece
The most interesting text I read on Katy Taylor-Richards's page was this:
"Firefox prevented this site from opening 2 pop-up windows".
For those that want it, the clip of Vince Cable doing a Strictly Come Dancing with Alesha Dixon on This Week is YouTubed at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3cSXigmLM
OT:
MaCavity - "we know you're in there - come out and give us our Referendum (and our back-pay you tight git)"
blears is an annoying little manc but even she managed to make that fat trout Allsop look intelligent.
And as for Alesha & Cable - he looked like a dirty old grandad dancing around.
Surely we could make dwarf-tossing into a national Labour Party fundraising event. We could have 'chuck the Blears over the Thames', with added bonuses if you manage to get her to land in the Archbishop of Canterbury's palace garden. As a special we could also have Hazel doing stunts on her miniature Harley ...
Beats getting money from the laboratory rat-like Abrahams.
Sat high above the heads and looking down on the Government and Opposition you notice a few different things about those running the country - namely the hairlines they'd rather you didn't see.
One that has struck me in particular is that of Chancellor Alistair Darling.
Notorious for his caterpillar-like eyebrows, it is though the avenging halo-like-circle on top of his whispy white head that tickled my fancy.
And there was me about to enjoy an early Friday lunch. The spectre of KTR getting it on with a chancellor who looks as though he has been the targeted victim of London's pigeon population is something we should not be treated to ...
time to out gordon? What are they all afraid of? Anyone who takes an interest knows the snot-gobblers predilections anyway, why shouldn't the great unwashed be informed of the chief of the unwashed's secret? After all it's a crime to mock it so he can't be worried about that. Shirt-lifting scumbag.
God, it's dreadful. Almost as bad as that one Tim put together on CH a while back, which was 'pulled' after a single airing. Why doesn't KTR stick to what she's good at (whatever that is)?
Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?
Is time for abandon all hope and get pissed.
That's the Polish national anthem, isn't it?
Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?
A spoonerism perchance?
I don't wish to sound disrespectful, but do they have sub-editors at The Daily Express?
Word verification: badcoe
Tom Bower's piece..The Prodigal Son of the Manse... confirms what a sad nutter Gordo is. After yesterday's performance in Lisbon, he is the laughing stock of Europe.
Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?
More to point surely is will Guido, having bashed her Grace, stonewall (Son of Manse style) - see Bower - and subsequently be exposed before Christmas by MSM as an adulterous hetrosexual.
Come on guys - I think you are all being very mean to Hazel. Okay, she is vertically challenged, but her physique is a good match for her intellect. Also, bear in mind that wig-makers, botox-producers and nip-and-tuck merchants all owe her a great debt of gratitude!
Is it a wig? Under studio lighting most hair dyes tend to fluoresce green, which is what I noticed was happening to Hazel's roots on QT last night.
What ungallant bounders you all are! I adore the perky Hazel, and with her would happily canoodle the night away, were it not that she is already Spoken For.
Petite, sexy, and a towering intellectual -- what more could a deaf, stunted, and mentally defective hunchback desire?
Amen Dennis. A dwarf in every hunchback's Xmas stocking; 'swhat I say but......
What, please,is there to out ? Whole fucking world know, from baby in pram to granny in Zimmer. This fucking great hulking jock nancy, Brown, is fooling nobody. Is he ?
The very belated Brown "marriage" is after the style of great 1890s wit, author and entertainer, Lady Sir Stephen Fry, a happily married, naughty nineties man who could not appear on 19th century television for more than twenty seconds without psalming the glories of male to male fellatio, buggery, bondage, copraphilia and the piss thing, whatever they call that. Lady Sir Oscar was a pillar of the early BBC, his "marriage" legitimising him and permitting his anal obsessions to be masqueraded as wit.Why, even when a young child was abandoned or worse by her obnoxious holidaymaking parents Lady Sir Stephen was there in a shot, posing for a Daguerreotype, saying, me, too, I am a young parent too, just like normal young parents everywhere, my healthy lusty creamy white tadpoles have spawned armies of healthy, normal children. Lady Sir Stephen Fry had children by his much neglected and subsequently humiliated Mrs. Nancy Brown is of that arrogant caste.
His mad bastard father, now talking to him from up in Heaven, told him he was the cleverest boy who ever was and sent him off to a cleverboy school and he has been pretending to be the cleverest boy in the whole world ever since, handpicking his own school of religious and sexually aberrant cleverboys and girls, bossing them all around his private playground.
Nobody, he thinks, can call me queer because I have these children, one out of three of whom is from healthy white tadpoles: to have children you must put the lovestick where it doesn't belong, inside a woman, therefore I can't be a petulant, humourless, oppressive, deranged arse bandit, convinced that my little secret is safe, yet prey to every other arse bandit (Mr Mandelstein, for instance) in Westminster, every shitbag journalist in Fleet street, and the target of especial venom for out gays like Mr Murdoch's creature, Sweet and Agreeable Mr Matthew Parris, off Hampstead Heath.
QED. quad erat demonstrandum, as we say in Poland. As long as Gordon thinks nobody knows and as long as he continues issuing Cleverest boy initiatives to remedy the failures of his previous Cleverest boy initiatives nobody could possibly imagine that his father's wickedly cruel misparenting might have produced the grotesque spectacle who is prime minister of the United Kingdom; the lying, bullying, cowardly, snot gobbling, nail biting, hypocritical, bombastic, dishonest, incompetent, closet Nancyboy whom we all know and loathe.
The greatest obscenity of Brown's personality is not, of course, that he drinks hot chocolate; it is that he pretends he doesn't and is thus fatally compromised as a politician, never mind prime minister, and that in this dishonesty he is aided, not only by the whole house of degenerate thieves - dancing grandad Cable included - but by the entire BBC and the MSM ,who, even at this stage maintain, bizarrely, that there is something to out. Cunts.
Mind you if somebody did mention it on the BBC the great people's tribune and popular entertainer, Lady Sir jeremy Paxman would be slithering round to Downing Street as fast as his scales would carry him, bowing and scraping and cocksucking and apologising just like he did with that thieving ponce, Peter I love Brazilian Boys' Arse's And The UK Taxpayer Must Swathe Not Only Me But Also Raymundo Rent Boy In Absolute Hedonistic Expense Account Luxury Mandelson.
Closet gays, alcoholics, priapic old age pensioners, thieves, liars, bullies, coke fiends, money launderers, nonces, transsexuals, freaks, fraudsters and poison dwarves. What is there, exactly, to out ?
Oh come on say what you mean! not of this politicaly correct pap. are you a plumber or a mouse?
Hazel gives a brilliant blow-job, Dennis, on account that she can breathe though her ass.
Just thought you might like to know what you're missing.
Yes Mitch, right as ever. Is mouse. Miss out labour's Field Marshall Lord George Jock Robertson of Dunblane and Brussels. And Operation Ore. Thought everybody knew about him. Don't they?
Stan, the piss thing is called 'urophilia' or 'golden shower'.
There is also a phenomeneneneon, which is especially popular amongst homosexualists, called the 'golden bath'.
This practice sounds rather disgusting, and I shall avoid going into any detail here because this is a fucking family blog and I don't want any underage fuckers reading this pornographic shite.
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Dear Mr shit-bag
Thank you for kind education on pee-pee stuff. Will write down in Book of Stan, which is compendium of newly-learnt term of degeneracy widely practice among British parliamentarian, is like Satan's Desiderata.
We have to nominate Stanislav as the blog comment king
No nomination is required. It's an accepted fact already.
To Praguetory: Now THAT'S funny!
Hey Stanislav
I hear they're renovating the plumbing at Auschwitz. Why don't you get your nasty ass back to Poland and they can tell you all about the dwarves that were tortured, dissected and skeletonized there. I bet you'll enjoy that you freak.
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