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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Brown : "Cowards Afraid of Democracy"

So says the leader of the Labour Party (without a vote cast) and election-bottler-in-chief, of the murderers of Benazir Bhutto. Now may not be the time for petty political point scoring, what the heck, Christmas is over...

82 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sort of courage Brown has is well known.
Bet he slides in the day after everyone else to sign the book of condolence.

mitch said...

Welcome back thought you had drunk yourself to death or gone for a walk in the woods.
Batshits been wittering about it too the nauseating little fucktard.
Bet the BBC will have it down as a tory plot.

Anonymous said...

you're right - now isnt the time for petty points scoring.

Gordon Brown's All Seeing Eye said...

anonymous said...
you're right - now isnt the time for petty points scoring


Actually, it is not petty point scoring although that is how Zanu Labour trolls may wish to present this . It highlights the gross hypocrisy of Gordon Broon. Yet again, he bangs on about democracy when in reality he has no respect for parliament or the British people.

If he was so concerned about democracy then he would not have bottled an election, nor would he have reneged on a labour manifesto commitment regarding the EU referendum.

The more the odious little git tries to play the statesman, the more repugnant he appears

and tractor production is up said...

I've had a brilliant year, boasts 'Stalinist' Brown (leaving out lost data, election U-turn, funding rows...)

Evening Standard
18:52pm on 27.12.07

Gordon Brown was today accused of "Stalinist" re-writing of history after No10 published a glowing account of his first six months in office.

The "Look Back At The PM's Year 2007" gives a month-by-month review of Mr Brown's premiership since he took over from Tony Blair.

However, it omits, glosses over or gives a limited version of key events which have caused Mr Brown's popularity in the polls to plummet.

The general election that never was, the Labour funding scandal which could lead to the party's former general secretary, Peter Watt, facing criminal charges, the "Magpie Budget" which sparked claims that Labour was stealing Tory policies, and the massive breach of data security with the loss of Revenue and Customs discs containing personal details of 25 million people do not get a mention.

Not a single word is devoted to the furore over thousands of illegal immigrants being cleared to work as security guards, or the opposition Mr Brown is facing to give police longer than 28 days to detain suspected terrorists without charge.

The Northern Rock crisis which led to the first run on a British bank for 140 years gets a brief mention - but only in terms of how the Prime Minister has acted to protect nearly £30billion of taxpayer's cash being used to prop up the stricken lender.

Similarly, Mr Brown's signing of the EU Treaty merits a brief note but not the farcical scenes over his decision not to turn up for the official signing ceremony.

The blows to the Government, which have come almost daily, led to Mr Brown being derided in the Commons as "Mr Bean" despite having taken over with a reputation as a "Stalinist" tough boss.

Opposition MPs were stunned by the official Downing Street account.

Shadow Cabinet member Chris Grayling said: "It looks like Gordon Brown is making a determined attempt to turn himself back into Stalin."

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg added: "This is taking spin to new levels."

However, Downing Street rejected the criticism and a spokesman said: "The website has reviewed some of the key activities of the Prime Minister."

She added that the Labour funding row was an issue for the party, the Budget a matter for the Chancellor and that several other events were the responsibility of other Cabinet ministers.

The No10 account starts in June stating: "Gordon Brown arrived at Number 10 as Prime Minister on 27 June 2007 and promised to do his utmost for the nation."

It then highlights how he dealt with the alleged attempted car bomb attacks in London and Glasgow airport, and goes on to list his role in the summer flooding and foot and mouth crises, and his work to improve schools, the NHS and overseas aid.

Phil BC said...

Come on, Guido's site wouldn't be the same without petty point scoring. I mean, if Guidon didn't exist it would be necessary to invent him.

But to get to the bottom of the issues flagged up by Bhutto's assassination, one does need calm, sober analysis. Sadly I doubt we'll be getting any of that from the press over the next couple of days, who will be keen to portray Bhutto as a Pakistani Diana/Mandela-in-the-making.

psychologist said...

There's something about Brown which brings out a visceral hatred in most of the population.

I think people can instantly sense, whether consciously or unconsciously, that the vile creature is totally false and utterly dishonest and that he bears nothing but hatred and malice for most of humanity and particularly the English.

Many people used to dislike Blair, despise him even, but the profound hatred felt for Brown is something else entirely and goes very deep into the human psyche.

The Wild Man of the Highlands said...

cowards afraid of democracy

.. Gay Gordo talking from personal experience, then.

and foot and mouth crises

..which his totally inefficient and 3rd world communist government caused.

Just Sticky Fingers.. said...

who will be keen to portray Bhutto as a Pakistani Diana/Mandela-in-the-making.

.. instead of someone booted out twice for corruption and wanting to put her sticky paw back in the till for a third time.

jonathan hemlock said...

This is the alternative cover for Gordon Brown's book on Courage

Tone made me do it - he's a bad influence said...

Brown/Blair
-The men who presided over continued large scale immigration from a country that has no history of democracy, one where acts of terrorism are common place and where "temporary emergency" powers are permantly needed to prevent that country from turning into a failed state.

If you let huge numbers of people in from such a place, what will start happening in the host country?
- acts of terrorism and "emergency" powers of 90 days with no trial.

Brown has absolutely no idea about what he is doing

Emma Royds said...

Every time I look at the man I get the feeling that there is "no one at home". There is a body there, but nothing within. A forced, and entirely false smile, but nothing behind it. A Bill Haley kiss curl hiding the hole from where it all escaped.

Anonymous said...

Millibland earned himself a huge black mark today by commenting publicly on the Bhutto assassination before the Great Leader had spoken. As Millibland is not a fool one can only conclude that he is now happy to engage Brown and speak out of turn when he feels like. Looks like fun for all the family.

Anonymous said...

Brown makes me think of the old H M Bateman cartoons - "The Man Who Had No Idea Why He Was Prime Minister".

Mr. Sam said...

Harro and melly season! Mr Sam again here, owner of the Fuk Yoo Ken lestaulant in Rambeth, south Rundon.

Did you know 2008 is Chinese Year of Lat? We could corr it Year of Mr Ken! He always tlying to crose me down.

I not see Mr Ken this reek. He not cerebrate Clistmas, he go play with Musrim Ilaqui and Alab. He say Clistmas too Blitish, not incrusive of minollity. My famiry say good liddance - Mr Ken he alrays compraining.

But today I have supplies guests - Mr Bollis, who want to leprace Mr Ken as Chairman of Rundon at next erection, and Mr Dave, who want to be Plime Minister. His ploper name is Mr Camelon but he say "corr me Dave". I decide to corr him Mister Dave, it is more porrite.

"What ho, Mr Sam!" say Mr Bollis. "We're rooking for a gland tleat tonight."

I say "I hope you not cause tloubre preese. I lead about your planks in Burringdon Crub when you fring prant and spratter ceiring with Blanston Pickle and Rea & Pellins blown sauce.

"Good glief no" say Mr Dave. "We just sirry correge boys at Oxblidge then. We glown up now. We not do Burringdon planks and levels. Take no notice of flog in Mr Bollis's tlousers".

Mr Bollis say "Sprended prace you have here, old chap. Can we rook at menu?"

I bling them menu.

"Clikey, rot's all this?" said Mr Bollis. "Spare lib, clispy bled lorr, clabmeat, alomatic loast pork, lice, beansplout, plawn with remon, duck with prum sauce. It rooks rike FOOD!!"

"Natularry" I say. "This is lestaulant. Hi-crass Chinese lestaulant."

"Brimey, Dave, bigtime cockup!" say Mr Bollis. "Lather, no cock up tonight!"

"What you mean?" I ask

"We see your card in terephone box. It say "For your preasure... most dericious Olientar explelience... exotic grills... tastiest Chinese in Rondon."

"That's light" I say.

"We come here for GRILLS!! You know, get raid! Copurate with renches and froosey! A bit of lumpy-pumpy! I expect on menu Rotus Brossom, Calma Sutla, browjob. Plaps a rittle tantlic lub".

"No Mr Bollis" I say. "This is NOT BLOTHER. No grills, onry Miss Yasmine waitless".

Mr Bollis say to Mr Dave "Dlat and borrocks. Long prace. Shall we get old Dallius to give it a luffing up?"

"No" say Mr Dave. "I leckon it's good glub here. We come again rater."

"OK Dave" say Mr Bollis. "Ret's reave it and go down the Bangkok Briss Crub."

To be continued...

Tuscan Tony said...

The murder of Benazir Bhutto is an event too seriously profound for political pointscoring - unless your name is Gordon Brown, of course, for whom self-pluggery is second nature regardless of its poor timing and tackiness.

RIP BB.

red despot spotter said...

anonymous 8:21
milliband is apparently the future , when gordon fails , its another leader but not milliband , labour lose elction , and its milliband for leader and ed balls chancellor during opposition .

just found somthing interesting 1.5 billion is spent on nuclear decommisioning ,

oh well , any news on northern rock yet , or mervin (i think annoucement is in feb) , branstons nt given up then yet??

if so be the largest gov subsedy given to a business ,

like the nu labour review of 2007, we stopped the floods , the terrorists , banking crisis .
just fakery complete incompetant fakery .

anyone who undertands the uk through the narrow of industrialised unionism , is a limited person indeed .

red lorry yellow lorry said...

Mr Sam! Keep up good work! I hope Gordon Blown turn up soon with Mirriband, Arexander and Barrs to samperr tasty chicken dish, if know what I mean.

anthropologist said...

Gordon Brown elicits one over-riding and extremely powerful emotion in most normal people: DISGUST.

luke said...

I agree with the general sentiment that Guido's remarks were inapropriate. It displays his narrow minded focus on Westminister village drivel.

Needless to say, Brown is part of a party that was elected into office just over two years ago. Our constitution does not require another vote at this time.

No Zanulab trolls here said...

I agree with the general sentiment

You must be reading a different forum, you ZanuLab fuckwit.

Apart from one troll post, by one of your chums, nobody else is bothered.

Fuck off back under your rock.

dr monygham said...

Brown may not be answerable to you or me. He may not even be answerable to any god. But he is subject to his own mortality, which - I am sorry to say - seems to be knocking at his door.

If you look carefully at his hand tremor, occasionally seen at PMQs, you will see that it is not simply exaggerated physiological tremor. To the trained eye it looks extrapyramidal.

Combine this with his hypomimia, his stooped posture, and the curious combination of indecisiveness and rigidity in his thinking, and the conclusion that his basal ganglia are not all they should be seems hard to escape.

His incessant and pointless fiddling with the economy certainly looks like punding [sic].

Do not be so harsh on the man, for we are all patients first and a moral agents second.

Dipesh said...

really low guido, really low...

brown needs his nappy changing again said...

dipesh, luke,

fuck off and stick your slimy tongue back up Brown's quivering sphincter you fucking little arsewipe

Tom FD said...

"Terrorists must be stopped here, there and everywhere." I think he's been talking to too many six-year-olds...

robbierotton said...

The Good Doctor Monygham remarks:

Do not be so harsh on the man, for we are all patients first and a moral agents second.

Sorry - I think he deserves every kick in the bollocks he gets. He writes of courage, yet is a coward, a bullying coward at that.
His (so-called) honeymoon period was just vacuous spin. He surrounds himself with second-rate straw-men/women. He has the MSM especially the BBC propping up his tawdry and dangerous spin.
Bean is a total lunatic and needs sectioning, as do those who support him, shield him and spin for him.

Fucking wake up MSM and BBC - Bean is an utter fruit-cake and needs sectioning.

Psychiatric Nurse said...

Not low at all. Browns remarks are very revealing. He critises in others what he doesn't like about himself. He knows he doesn't have a mandate in England, Scotland or on the EU, and this fills him with self-loathing. Bet he was gutted to be dragged out from under the bed to speak on tv.

Anonymous said...

Why is this even news? Brown wouldn't say anything else would he?

Would he say she had been thrown out of office repeatedly for corruption? Or would he say she returned to try a third time and got people killed, many people, knowing it was likely? Would he say it was only a matter of time?

He stated the obvious.

Him and Bliar were always cowards themselves, picking only those fights where the big boy, the US, backed them up and took point.

New Labour are cowards through and through.

analyst said...

Brown was brought up by an ovebearing tyrannical father who forced his three sons to "confess" regularly to him. Brown survived by becoming an adept and accomplished liar and conman who always escaped blame for any wrongdoings by lying his way out of it and often by blaming his brothers and letting them take all the blame.

His mother was weak and failed to stick up for him and so he now despises all women.

He is also full of self-loathing for his cowardice and failure to stand up to his bullying father so he keeps harking on about courage in the hope that some of it attaches itself to him.

Sadly for Brown, however, he is a dyed-in-the-wool coward, a hollow man, constantly lying, scheming and trying to con people as, childhood tauht him, it is the only way to protect himself. Inside he is empty, self-pitying and full of hate for himself and others. His barely concealed homosexuality and effiminacy are a legacy of his stunted emotional development.

Seeing him on television tonight he looks as though he is in danger of emotional and psychological meltdown. He is probably being held together by a cocktail of prescription drugs.

It's unbelievable, and frightening, that such a psychologically damaged specimen has been allowed to become PM.

mitch said...

I am reading his biography and having read Geoffry dahmers and Dennis nielsons I know which one id share a lift with and he ain't got a jock accent.They were all fucked up as kids and hid their "problems" well.They were all confused sexualy and had problems relating to others as real people(Asbergers/Autism).The more I read the more worried I get that there truly is a lunatic running this asylum.

northofsouth said...

I feel another "ghost" written book coming on as Brown hopes that having his name associated with people who in fact have some of it, will rub off. Courage being any way associated with someone who got Andy Pandy to announce the non-election while he heid behind the door of Number 10 is a travesty!

bebopper said...

Brown shouldn't be allowed to go with dignity. On the day he is deposed, after allegations from the News of The World about cottaging at Victoria Station, he should be dragged out of Downing Street, thrown into a tumbril and taken to Tower Hill, with the riff-raff of London lining the route, accompanying his journey with howls of execration and much malevolent gobbing.
When the mob finally disperses, the former PM, by now immersed in virulent saliva, should be allowed to make his own way back to his scenes of crime to retrieve the few items of his own furniture, that have been dumped unceremoniously in the Downing Street yard.

Anonymous said...

I was sitting at a table this evening with a large group of friends having a festive meal: turkey twizzlers, scotch eggs, Twigglets and something from Asda called 'Prime Pate'; and we were drinking quite a bit of Stella, VP wine etc etc. A good time was being had by all in a small budget sort of way. Naturally, the telly is on and the news comes on and we see that Benazir Bhutto has been murdered, or as the BBC like to call it, 'assassinated'. This reduces the merry group to more or less silence, just the odd muttered 'poor bitch' and a few 'fuck'n hells'. The BBC goes on with a few pieces to camera from world statesmen and the like. After that, up pops Gordon 'Not flash, just a cunt' Brown. The quietened group around the table erupts into a screaming mob - cries of cunt, fucking wanker, shite head, smegma face etc etc. Somebody a fair way away from the telly attempts a flob at the ghastly image on the screen, only for the green and brown tinged expectorant to fall into something that said on the packet 'cheese cake'. I am amazed: not only did I think my mum could spit further than that but also that they had filmed Brown with a fireplace as a background and not a classroom of kiddies. But then again, all the school children are on their holidays and even Brown and his commissars might find it a bit hard to recreate a classroom scene at this time of year, or a working factory. What really pisses me off is not the platitudes that this retard comes out with but the way he says them: I ask myself – why is this ghastly cunt whispering? Why does he try and use that reverend ‘we are in the presence of the lord’ soupy voice, like that utter cunt of predecessor of his? Why is he talking like sexually confused members of the clergy? And something else I’ve noticed before, why does he try and lose his Scotch accent when he’s ‘talking to the nation’? When you think the world of politics is going a bit madder than you think it already is then that’s the time we need somebody with authority to spread a bit of calm. Cunt Brown or anybody else in his cabinet is not that person.

calamity clegg said...

dear mr sam
bloris not only got flog in trouser but flog in froat , however in in bliggest am ph ib ian completetion , bloris hoping for selver cup , ren kivinstones newt , apparntly pissed as bloris in bullingdon night out .

ren kivinstone anyway in betting scandal with ree rasper , as to who face charges , or take shit.

bloris soon clear flog in froat and make point of radly run transport , and how much capita make .

next year , year of rat , for some londerners been year of rat for ages , nofing in chinese calendar on year of newt , if was describe as endangered amphibian , plefer blottom of pond for sexy stuff with mrs newt , year of newt would be slimey , difficult to clatch and fry , no food on table .

dalai lama ding dong said...

Punding is also similar to behaviors associated with autism.



Yes the bastard is a veritable one week case conference - Rory Bremner has the autistic jaw wobble/intake of breath during every pause between sentences down cold...


Lemme see here, what am I forgetting?
I think we all agree should be sectioned.

Should NOT have his finger on the nuclear button.

War criminal.

Murderer.

Autistic.

Parkinson's Disease.

A shirt-lifter with a fag hag beard for a 'wife.'

Is being blackmailed by more than one intelligence agency.

Cyclops with tunnel vision.

Has passed on his appalling genetics to his poor unfortunate son.

Liar.

Misogynist.

Bully.

Coward.

OCD.

And on it goes...

Elby the Beserk said...

@luke said...

// I agree with the general sentiment that Guido's remarks were inapropriate. It displays his narrow minded focus on Westminister village drivel. //

And why should he not - it is his blog, is it not?

// Needless to say, Brown is part of a party that was elected into office just over two years ago. Our constitution does not require another vote at this time. //

My, aren't we po-faced? Name wouldn't be Milibland would it, in which case, you should be at home, your mummy is calling.

Anonymous said...

Brown : "Cowards Afraid of Democracy"

Hmmm - was that a reference to people who promise referendums and then renage on their commitments by any chance?

crackers md(struck off) said...

Dr Monygham

Your prescription then:

Amantadine/Levodopa/Procyclidine

Analyst:

You are Leo McKinstry and I claim my £5.

Brown is a very fertile field for medical investigation. Being a somewhat base person myself, I offer my services as an amateur proctologist free of charge. It could be messy,though.

langue d'oc said...

Mr Sam for his own blog! Top drawer!

backwoodsman said...

Slightly off topic, but the Toady programme was guest edited by a 'modern historian' this morning. He was excited about govt. papers from the Calaghan period, released under the 30 year rule.
Part of the narative concerned the Grunwick dispute and featured a number of quotes from our old friend Jack Dromey - claiming it was mean of MI 5 to bug him and for the police to stop squads of organised miners from intimidating workers !
You couldn't have made it up. one of these loons actually sought political asylum in East Germany. Now they are running the country !

Ed said...

Is Brown talking about the kind of democracy where a party can win the most votes but because of the boundaries win fewer seats than the second-placed party?

mitch said...

Is Brown talking about the kind of democracy where Manifesto promises are broken on a whim?

Anonymous said...

more importantly, how cheap is that coffin?

Anonymous said...

2008 looks like being a very interesting year ahead for our "Great Leader" and his "Politburo" what with the Economy going into recession; employment down(and not helped by our Eastern European friends influx);Mortgage defaults up and re-possessions increasing and now we have a Civil War in Pakistan on the cards with the possibility of religious fanatics getting their finger on Pakistan's Nucleur Button(Note: To Tony: These are the real mcCoy NOT the make believe stuff you frightened the shit out of Labour MPs with); 8,000 British Army Personnel stuck right in the middle of the whole implosion next door in Afghanistan fighting a pointless unwinnable war with clapped out equipment and fuck all in the way of additional resources.
Oh and best not forget the police pay dispute and that Treaty either.

No wonder Gordon looks a tad under the weather knowing all that shit is about to hit the fan !

spot the waster said...

Before Xmas my neighbours were visiting the Citizens Advice Bureau and various debt counsellors complaining that they could not afford to pay their debts. They have been spending like mad for the past few years down the shops and on expensive holidays four times a year, restaurants etc and taking on huge debts to pay for it.The counsellors arranged for the debt payments to be reduced.

Over the Xmas period my neighbours have been to the shops every day spending like mad on a credit card they have managed to get hold of and also spending cash they have managed to con out of soft relatives. They have also booked a holiday to St Lucia and one to Barbados later this year both on credit.

By the end of the month they will be back at the CAB complaining that they can't pay their debts and some soppy counsellor will work her arse off again trying to help them. They will also be trawling round their relatives again pleading poverty and demanding handouts so they can carry on their spending spree.

And the newspapers will be telling us that we should all feel sorry for these poor people.

mitch said...

The gruniard is claiming donorgate will fail because of "not in the public interest" bollox.How can it be in the public interest to have MPs breaking the law?

"But if the breach of Labour's own 2000 legislation - designed to ensure transparency of donations - could be shown to be a genuine mistake, a prosecution might fail under the present state of the law."

WHAT THE FESTERING FUCK???

The Virger said...

I don't know if Benazir Bhutto was corrupt - although it's an easy allegation to throw at someone when you've just overthrown them and want to suppress their popular support - but I do kmow she had courage.
She was a thoroughly west-loving girl who didn't have to go back to Pakistan to support her father when he was ousted by the military - but she did and was held a prisoner for five years as a consequence - and it wasn't in a luxurious house-arrest type jail either. That took courage.
She didn't have to stay around after her release but I sincerely believe she stayed because she felt a duty to her home country to fight for civilian, democratic rule. It took courage. She won and was then ousted again - so she had no illusions about how protected she might be in future.
She could have stayed in a comfortable exile once more but, despite knowing she would be a target of a more aggressive and diverse range of enemies than before, she went back again. That took courage, not greed.
Knowing she was a target she still took the battle into the enemy's heartland. I can't see our beloved PM doing the same in the same circumstances, can you?
Benazir may have been a flawed human being - although I doubt she was as flawed as some of her critics have claimed - but she did have courage.
Maybe Gordon could give her a chapter in his next magnum opus. She deserves it, she was better than he'll ever be

Tuscan Tony said...

Waster, let me guess their names - Tony and Cherie

financial times said...

"UK jobs outlook worst for a decade
By Andrew Taylor, Employment Correspondent
FT.com
December 27 2007 23:44

The outlook for the UK jobs market is the worst for a decade with unemployment and redundancies expected to rise in the wake of the international credit crisis, according to research by a leading employment organisation.

Unemployment is forecast to rise by 150,000 to 1.8m next year, the highest level since 1997 when Labour came to power, according to the Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development.........."

So why is Brown planning to import at least another 550,000 immigrants to join the labour force?

Tuscan Tony said...

"So why is Brown planning to import at least another 550,000 immigrants to join the labour force?"

The clue is in your comment, FT. "Labour force". For whom do you think a bunch of poorly-educated arriviste deadbeats will be voting? Give you one guess.

Left Luggage said...

http://leftluggage.blogspot.com/2007/12/it-did-exactly-what-it-said-on-tin.html

Dennis said...

The Prime Minister also expressed some fine words about terrorists not winning and democracy triumphing.

Just as terrorists haven't won in the UK; none of them are part of the government of Northern Ireland. It would be a sad day indeed if a murdering thug ever became, say, the Schools Minister there.

We are so lucky to have Mr Brown as our leader. An honest man, a statesman and a visionary, all rolled into one.

Anonymous said...

Well Darling you'd better look out - it is official now, according to Downing Street The Prime Minister has nothing to do with the Northern Rock fiasco, or the Budget bodges on Capital Gains Tax. It's all going to be down to you boy, have a happy 2008!

Mr. Sam said...

Harro! Mr Sam again here, owner of Fuk Yoo Ken lestaulant in Rambeth, south Rundon.

Today Mr David Mirriband come for runch. Mr David is Envilonment Secretly once, now he has plomotion to Foreigners Secretly. He tly to be parry but insist I addless him "Mr David". He usuarry glinning rike Rancashire cat but give me angly eyeblow if I corr him Mr Dave rike other Mr Dave.

Mr David think he pletty boy but he has no fliends apart from blother Mr Ed. So today he come with Mummy.

Now. Rile I not rish to cliticise customer, Mr David is comprete platt. 24-calat ranker. Totar cleep.

He alrays cally pire of textbook and pamphret, which today he ray out on tabre. I rook at them. One is "Rearner's guide to handring grobal clisis". Another is "Tellolism exprained for beginners".

I say "Preese send condorences of Mr Sam and famiry to believed citizens of Pakistan."

"No, I aflaid not" said Mr David. "I not go back to Pak. Too flightening, too wullying. Mummy says to stay away from frying burrets, too scaley and dangelous.

"Situation in Lawarpindi too compricated for me. We didn't rearn about tellolists at correge or on ethnic outleach blainwash ploglamme. I reave that to Mr Blown. He rook sincere on terry and pliest-rike, velly grum.

"I much happier with envilonment. Follests and labbits, lubbish correction and grobal warning. I have good glasp. Anyray it's not plobrem. You tell evelyone they will loast rike Clistmas goose and they berieve you. Then pay extla tax on horriday fright and light cheque to Mr Ree Jasper Carbon Tlading enterplise. Easy peasy remmon squeezy."

Mr David go on: "Do you have Jews?"

"Not many in Fuk Yoo Ken. They not rike pork."

"No, you sirry man. OLLANGE JEWS".

"Oh. Yes, we have ollange and fluits of follest."

"We have two ollange then. Can we see menu?"

I bling them menu. Mr David start with clabmeat soup, Mrs Mummy have egg-dlop soup.

Miss Yasmin bling soup.

Mr David shliek out "Ooowwww. Eeeeek. Mummy!!!" and start clying.

"Why you brub, Mr David?" I ask.

"It's too hot! Mummy, it's too hot. I burn my rip!!"

"Be a blave rittle sordier" say Mrs Mummy. "It'll be orlight. Here, brow your nose on mummy's sreeve"

Mr David rook velly angly at me. "Soup is dangelousry hot, Mr Sam."

"But Mr Ken send lisk assessor flom hearth & safety. He say I must make soup hot, or you get salmonerra and he crose me down."

No!" say Mr David. "You heat soup so I burn rip, then I must rait for tempelature to dlop. Tellibre raste of erectlicity. You are personarry lesponsibre for grobal warning, crimate change, dlought, prague, frud, hullicane, and I crose you down.

"Mummy, can I go ree-ree?"

To be continued...

Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan of Comrade Bean but at least, unlike the Bliar, he was willing to interrupt his Christmas holidays to pay tribute to Benazir.

Anonymous said...

You sick cunt.

Lord Vermin said...

Nice one dennis; of course terrorists wouldn't ever win in the good old UK.

And killing each other is the way these middle east types go about democracy these days - look at Iraq, where Mr. Blair and Mr. Bush have told us that democracy has really taken hold. Absolutely.

popeknobheadxiv said...

Stepping out of character for a moment, has anyone else paused to ponder that in a thread supposedly (albeit in a laboured way) concerning the Bhutto assassination, only 5 (if my arithmetic is right) postings touch on Bhutto. The rest is just the usual two minutes hate as regards Brown. It almost makes me feel sorry for him - almost, but not quite.

Some of you people have serious issues...

Anonymous said...

Pope - I though the thread was about the irony of Brown, a consummate coward, condemning the cowardice of a man who was prepared to blow himself up for his cause.

javelin said...

I heard that the reaos Brown was so late with his statement on Bhutto's assassination was that the first draft read "Please don't shoot me, have my wife and kids but don't shoot me, please don't please." He even tried to get Millipede to sign it.

It took the threat of a right hook from after Jack Straw to bring them to their senses.

backwoodsman said...

yeah, but we're comfortable with them - unlike that worthless scots prat nulab foisted on England.

Little Black Sambo said...

"Some of you people have serious issues..."
Translate into English, please.

Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

Almost all posts on here relate to Westminster, the clue is on the top right of the page "Tittle tattle, gossip and rumours about Westminster..."

45govt said...

The saddest thing is that BB was a hottie in her youth. The link below will take you to a picture of her mini-skirted period at Harvard. Second article down.

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/index.php/tos/

Personally, apart from sorrow at this appalling act of terrorism, my overriding feeling is that of shame and revulsion that that ghastly COWARDLY gay snot-gobbler has the effrontery to talk about political courage in public, without any appearance of shame at its absence in himself. The cunt.

Anonymous said...

Yep 45govt,

I also am saddened by this murder and cannot see at all which way events will go. Was Bhutto a US inspired puppet sent in to do what the General had failed to do? who knows - Bush is certainly peeved? Certainly she was going to a place where she knew things were dangerous - and she was campaigning in public too. That surely has got to say she had lots of (figurative) balls. Was she on the fiddle - again who knows - history is usually written by the winner.

As for homilies on democracy and cowardice from a man who has avoided elections, no I don't think he is in Bhutto's league of bravery.

Anonymous said...

Cowards afraid of Democracy?, yeah thats YOU and your vile McLabour regime Broon!.

Lets not be kidding ourselves here, Broon and McLabour are absolutely OVER THE MOON with this assasination....because its hogging all the news headlines, taking the onus of McLabour and the disgraceful situation they have got this country in, its covering up a multitude of sins and if thats too rich for some people to accept then tough!.

"Good day to bury bad news" - yes this vile anti-English communist regime has form!.

Albert M. Bankment said...

I don't see what is cowardly about a suicide bomber, or any kind of close-up bomber such as the Proisional and Loyalist bombers, or an assassin who gets close enough to fire a hand-gun into his/her victim. Reprehensible, criminal, appalling, brainwashed, anti-democratic, destructive, drugged-to-insensibility, psychotic, selfish, disgusting, deranged, unforgivable, immoral - all those things and more, granted, but not cowardly.

It takes a certain kind of courage, and absolute certainty of your purpose, calmly to detonate yourself, doesn't it? To know that in 5/4/3/2/1/0.5 seconds you are going to be blown apart by your own hand is surely not cowardly. Equally, it is brave to drive a lorry crammed with explosives into a town-centre, knowing that it just might go off early and blow you sky-high; knowing that your 'officer' might just have set the fuse slightly 'short' so that you will conveniently vanish along with the rest of the evidence.

Cowardice is dropping bombs from 60,000 feet, firing Tomahawks from 200 miles [or Katyushas from 10 miles, for that matter], destroying a taxi from the safety of a tank. Cowardice is driving your tank through and over in the Gaza Strip. Cowardice is ordering the destruction of a working [albeit corrupt] society like Iraq from 5,000 and 2,000 miles away, when you know that you have lied and dissembled and misled in order to achieve a bogus endorsement of your actions.

Our 'leaders' are cowards and bullies, and I despise them. I condemn assassins, but I grudgingly admire their perverse courage and conviction.

Paul the Machine said...

shocking Guido you really are shocking. She was sexy

Anonymous said...

"Stepping out of character for a moment.." 11.33



Character ? Clunking fucking clodhopping leaden turgid repetitive banal schoolboy drivel. More fucking character in a compost bin.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan of Comrade Bean but at least, unlike the Bliar, he was willing to interrupt his Christmas holidays to pay tribute to Benazir.

Hmmm, a UK PM, and a fucking foreign opposition leader...the words, who gives a fuck, come to mind.

Anonymous said...

or any kind of close-up bomber such as the Proisional and Loyalist bombers,

There were virtually no Loyalist bombers, only scum sucking cunty IRA Republican bombers...which is why Bliar is an utter piece of cunt scum for appeasing them.

A common mistake and misconception on the mainland perpetuated by Labour and IRA supporting scum, like Helen the cunt Mirren amongst others, to make the IRA scum cunts look better and the Loyalists look worse.

gruntfuttock said...

New Labour sum up democracy today,you can buy and sell it,avoid it like Gordo or just bully and blackmail those who practice it if people like the Palestinians vote for people you don't like.
On past form,Stern Gang,I.R.A.,whichever faction it is "Braveheart" bottled out against in Basra,the "Tribal Factions" formally known as Taliban before accepting the bribes and receiving promises of their poppy fields being left alone e.t.c.,e.t.c. in 5 years time Bin Laden will be visiting the Queen and we'll be selling arms to the Al Quaieda governments of Iraq and Pakistan.

Atlas shrugged said...

May I say well done everyone?

Never have I read such well deserved and thought out vile invective in my entire life.

Please don't stop its the only funny thing about our present situation there now is.

Stan and Sam are the man. Absolutely brilliant, from start to finish.

This has now become the only site on the www worth a regular visit.

Truth is, as we all should know by now, is that we are as a country and to a man, well and truly fucked.

Up the proverbial creek with out even so much as a raft, never mind a paddle. So lets go down fighting and laughing at the same time. It may help the pain.

If any of you can find a socialist voter, honest enough to confess to being such an unbelievably stupid brain dead thing. Please throw an extra bucket of very cold water over their heads, just for me.

puppet leader of the EU fascist state said...

says Gordon the leader of the puppet labour party of the undemocratic corrupt EU fascist state masters.

when we have real democracy in Europe and control of our own borders can we talk about democracy in the UK.

communist lies said...

Brown : "Cowards Afraid of Democracy"

Ah yes the EU and the Labour party!

rightsideforum said...

Nice one Guido. It's ironic.

Brown has no credibility to talk about democracy. He is the ultimate coward, in stark contrast to Bhutto.

Cassandra said...

Isn't this the point in proceedings where that nice Mr Bhownaggree pops up and reminds us of the fantastic accomplishments of New Labour?

a imported labour voter is better than national security! said...

as the country floods with asian/arab immigrants, plus marriage immigration and their massive birthrates, expect the country to resemble the hell hole that is Pakistan in the next 20 years - when your kids are adults.

we already have the bombings and the vote rigging, the political assasinations will soon follow.

you can thank the lib/lab/cons!
for this.

pakistan sneezes and the UK gets a cold as we now have so many recent immigrants that our national security is at risk from these duel passport carrying pakistani patriots.

just ask the MOD who have tried to warn the goverment.

but hey whats national security when you can import voters eh labour! and cheap labour eh tories!

Anonymous said...

The Daily Mail has once again reverted to thinking, to quote Dacre - that Gordon has - "Something of the mantle of greatness about him". I quote a small section of their editorial published to-day. It's headlined - "Don't write off Mr Brown yet"

"With the economy darkening,he must regain his reputation for prudence.Presentationally, he should realise that a simple idea,like reforming the unfair inheritance tax system will do him more good in the polls than fine words about social responsibility.

Middle England is increasingly angry over the way stealth taxes and deterioating pensions have eroded standards of living. Mr Brown can attract votes by addressing these concerns."

I have never read such a load of absolute crap(not unusual in the "Mail" admittedly but they have excelled themselves to-day)
Fact: Brown WAS responsible for the erosion of people's pensions with his annual £5 Billion raid on private pension funds and was responsible for introducing the term "Stealth" into the taxation system which he has overly complicated, stifling business for the huge amounts of red tape he's introduced during his 10 years as Chancellor.

His "Cunning plan" regarding Inheritance Tax was "filched" and when it was scrutinised found to be actually nothing new and was the usual "smoke and mirrors" we've come to expect from this devious **** .

After a decade of the almightiest sulk in political history and projecting himself as in charge of every piece of domestic legislation and hawking around a totally fictitious reputation as the "Best Chancellor Ever" he's been rumbled as nothing of the sort but shown to be totally not up to the job he's felt was his due for over 10 years and revealed as indecisive, incompetent and ridiculed as "Mr Bean" whilst surrounded by a decidedly second rate team of chancers and syncophants.

The Mail and other of Brown's apologists need to realise - "It's Over". The guy is a dud ! His government is finised! It's just going through the motions. 2008 will deliver the final blow. Labour is facing electoral disaster and the "numpties" who allowed Gordon to stride into the job he's unfit for have started to realise that they are on borrowed time. The electorate have the measure of Brown and he's been rumbled and found to be wanting. People will have to wait up to 2 years to put the guy out of his misery but do so they will and his party will go down with him. Good riddance to the lot of 'em

time for a real change - proud to be British said...

I`ve had enough of the lot of them, they have all had their turn over the last 50 years and where are we today - going down the plughole faster than ever, im voting BNP.

read their policies, all good solid stuff, time to vote for a real change while we still can, before the EU swallows us up and sends us to wars we dont want to fight or we end up like pakistan!

we already have the bonbings and the election fraud, regular riots, political assasinations will soon follow.

vote for the same old parties and expect the same old corruption.

im British and im proud there is only one choice for me - the BNP.

Bexie said...

After a week in their constituencies, I suspect that there are going to be quite a few Labour MP's who are going to be sharpening their knives to remove the Brown Stain from the front bench (or should that be getting out the bleach).

I ran the figures on the election calculator and under the current figures some fairly heavyweight Labour Politicos are going to find themselves in marginal seats, or no hopers.

Although I was being flippant on the other post, I suspect that the unrest may be enough to force a leadership contest, which is tres difficult under NuLab rules, especially if we see a sharp drop in people's wealth (ie house prices) together with a rise in unemployment and commodity prices.

There might even be the additional joy for nuLab as they run out of money to pay for the welfare system, it already looks like they are reaching the maximum of borrowing and the Brown Stain will be forced to make some very difficult decisions, something he is not strong on.

Anonymous said...

Brown : "Cowards Afraid of Democracy"

Hmmmm - I guess it takes one to know one!


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