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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Blinky Balls on Marr

Ed Balls was spinning happily away on the Andrew Marr show when all of a sudden the blink rate went into overdrive when he was asked about the bottled election. Marr asked him had he told Brown to raise his game, Ed said words to the effect "of course not", Marr retorted "shouldn't you?", Ed started mumbling.

For Andy Marr, this constitutes an all out attack. Mrs Marr's articles in the Guardian are less than adulatory of late. Are they disappointed?

40 comments:

mitch said...

he he he the mans a fool!. just a thought should blair&hag be rewarded for keeping brown out for so long? it was his only good decision after all.

marr learns spin! said...

marr the left wing marxist took his head out of Gordons lap long enough to pretend to be an unbiased reporter!

hes must be picking up spin tips from his master the indefinite gulag jailer Brown himself.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Marr ?

Anonymous said...

His wife Jackie Ashley. You can go back under your stone now.

Anonymous said...

Blinkered Bollux sees himself as the next occupant of No. 10. Gordon failing is all part of the plan....

mitch said...

didnt mention wendy or dougie or donors. mans bought and paid for.

45govt said...

Mitch is right, the bat-eared prick is in the perverted snot-gobbler's pocket, this is merely by way of sowing a little confusion. Cunt.

Anonymous said...

Of course Balls did not mention the donorgate as part of the problems. But then Ed's name is Balls !

Labour on suicide watch said...

Of course Marrs in Browns pocket he`s a bloody self confessed hard core Marxist!

BBC biased - do you think?

publically funded state propaganda channel.

Marquee Mark said...

Balls thinking he is PM material is as deluded as those tone-deaf lumpen muppets who go on X Factor thinking they are the next Robbie Williams. Where is the political equivalent of Simon Cowell to piss on his parade?

old blairite said...

The skids are well and truly under Brown now. His demise is inevitable and inexorable and will accelerate throughout the months ahead.

IMO he will have resigned by next summer following a disastrous showing for Labour in the May local elections and a mutiny within the party.

I doubt either Balls or Miliband will succeed him though. My money's on Straw or, possibly, Johnson (already stirring like mad against Brown and Balls)

Anonymous said...

How can you say that Andrew Marr is biased... he'll have any New Labour shit head on his show, and give them the lightest questions you can think of, leaving out the real pressing issues, just like he did today with (no) Balls.

However, when an opposition member goes on to his show, he tries to turn the screws in his questioning.

It's typical BBC New Labour fawning bias, paid for by a compulsory BBC tax.

yvette and dougie: the next dominoes? said...

Now that the newspapers have put Yvette Cooper and Dougie Alexander firmly in the frame on suspicion of manipulating planning decisions in favour of Abrahams property company how long can the BBC go on ignoring this emerging and potentially devastating piece of Labour corruption?

stanislav, a young polish plumber said...

So that's Mr Balls, eh? Mrs turn on tv in bedroom for few minutes and there's some cunt in a suit talking about "aspiration." Another tv out fucking window, but only little one, big fucker long gone, after Question Time, if memory right. Only two left, now, Dennis, in guest bedrooms. And no license. Feel like Pete fucking Townsend, smash telly up every five fucking minutes. But not look at Kiddyporn like great Who artist. For research. Is, truly, no fucking business like showbusiness.

Is a bit like NewLabour; yes I am a criminal but is only for research, not do again, and give money back when caught red-handed, only is all spent, but never mind, is thought what counts, eh? I knew was wrong to accept all those dirty pictures, but is ok to commit crime in good faith, right? No intention to masturbate. Well, only in private with a few close friend like Mr White off Daily Guardian. Sack some other cunt. But not me. I am Son of Fucking Manse. Can't do no wrong. Pretty straight guy, for an arse bandit.

God bless the BBC, eh? Writ large in stone over Broadcasting House is: Nation Shall Speak Shit Unto Nation. (M. Thompson, Director General, 2007)

Scroblene said...

So there is 'Life on Marrs' then!

Ed Balls...bloody hell; does anyone honestly think he's cut out for more than an expenses sponge?

brown must go said...

Having played politics with soldier's lives in Iraq during the Tory conference, and tried to show falsely that he's tougher on terror than the Tories with 42 days detention; Brown is now cynically using the lives of the five hostages in Iraq to distract from his sleaze scandal and to make it look as if he is tough.

The man is a totally cynical, useless, incompetent screwball.

Wealthy Hacks Kids said...

Ed Balls plays Santa at a children's party in Westminster..NO not really the party was for the *press gallery* Not exactly kids who will be left needy this Christmas !!
Does the Government have funds placed aside to entertain the Journalists children ?
No wonder Newspaper reviews are now so kind..When is the party for the poor people happening ?
This is an outrage

how vile is brown said...

Until last week Brown deliberately prevented that film of the five British hostages in Iraq being released and he has kept the issue out of the public eye until now in case it became a cause of embarrassment for the government.

The film was finally released last week and Brown is now pretending to address the issue in a cynical ploy to try to divert attention from his growing problems. In reality though he is doing nothing to secure their release.

There are no depths to which Brown won't sink to try to save his own miserable skin.

woman on a raft said...

The Nature of Britain BBC2 7pm

Alan Titchmarsh goes on a journey around Britain to look at its most resilient wildlife, meeting creatures that have thrived in unexpected places, including the bird that moved in when Iron Age settlers moved out, the plant that hitched a ride on the railways, and the oldest and toughest organism of them all - lichen.

labour's habituation to evil said...

Anyone heard or seen anything of Tom Weasel-Words Watson of late? Is he now plotting against Grey Gordon on Blinky's behalf? or should that be 'Delivering presents' ;-)

Anonymous said...

'Gordon, he's only got one Balls'..
To the tune of Colonel Bogey obviously.

red despot spotter said...

well i tried to watch andrew marr being a public servant working public broadcasting, and he did seem to give each view a fair shot , but he still looks caught out , thats the trouble with being the brains of an outfit , when the glamour cover fails people start to look for the intellectuals.

basically i dont think Marr is capable of being independent , too many gilt framed photos of chairman meo and chav cavara, is there such a thing as perfect socialism ?? the red despot spotter thinks not , always permanent revolution and building of things to justify it whilst the commisars look on tucking into what they think there position deserves.

always seems to end up in vanity and agressive nationalism , as well as busted ecnomics.

much better to have freedom and learning , and manners.

mother knows best! in the long run

The Truth Will Out said...

What with Blinkin' Balls, the Blind Bottler and Diplopic Dougie, no wonder this lot lack vision.

Anonymous said...

The Sunday Times was full of donor-gate, wasn't it?

Jackie Ashley said...

Marr handled Blinky with kid gloves - but then both of them are VERY lightweight. Bean's bestest friend and favoured interveiwer. I didn't expect blood on the floor and wasn't disappointed. Another non-event, well done BBC.

Word var: ttlcrp

True Blue said...

I`ve given up watching Marr on a Sunday, his blatant political bias is nauseating. As for Binky Balls, I too, could put my foot through the TV when he appears.
Can`t wait for the "proverbial to hit the fan", when more "dirty dealings" are unearthed, with the, not so lovely Yvette`s name, all over them.
Rule Britannia !

Tartwatch said...

Did Marr ask Mr Balls-Cooper about fast track MP Yvette Balls-Cooper and the smearing of David Abrahams.

Harvey Hawley Crippen MD said...

Have just reported Gordo to the RSPCA, now Gordon has swapped the Horse for Spencer Livermore.....curiouser . Tears and multiblinkers...what a shower.

Cynthia Clapp said...

So Tom Watson MP is NOT backing Ed Balls for PM. Presumably he knows Balls is not up to the job.Maybe Yvette disagrees. A Kidd ing donation is on the way to the Watson deputy leadership fund or a peerage from Mad Hattie if he will make way for Mr Mad Hatter.

Crocodile HeeHee said...

Spencer Livermore may recognise all of following characteristics of Gordon Brown. Prime Minister.

"absolutely stupid"

a deluded " control freak" who "cant work with people"

It would make one cry.

you're such a cow gordon! said...

Has Spencer stopped crying and forgiven Gordon yet or does he still think he's a bitch?

ShropshireHillbilly said...

I wonder how the blink rate goes on ejaculation!

Pauld said...

I wish I could find a link to Balls being harpooned by Brillo on "education, education, education". The Spherical One was wriggling like a worm in a jar. I almost felt sorry for him, as you might for anyone with special needs. He couldn't run a woodwork class, let alone an education department (sorry, 'schools and families' department).

The interview took place at the Liebour Party conference. Anyone got a link?

robbierotton said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7010025.stm

for pauld

Anonymous said...

Guido, your Balls always used to blink - why has it stopped?

mitch said...

I emailed the fool and told he was a fuckwit.

Pauld said...

Thanks, RobbieRotten. It seems the Beeb scissors have been at work since I last saw it. I remember him saying performance in primary schools has improved dramatically. That's gone, but some gems remain.

The one I like best is when he's asked why so many more parents are sending their kids to private school.

"It's got something to do with the number of parents who lost their jobs during the John Major years" said Bollox.

Never mind. We can rest in the knowledge that he is "focusing on delivery", has a "tough inspection regime" and is "supporting every child" to go for a "world class education system".

Sorted.

Anonymous said...

Marr asked why are UK children falling behind in the world league tables ?

Balls said , its not that our children are doing any worse its just that other countries are doing much better .

This spin doesn't even make sense... ASK HIM TO EXPLAIN IT MARR >>> ASK HIM !!

SAY With respect Mr Balls WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT , and then follow it up with why does your government believe that not being caught out in a lie is exactly the same as telling the truth .. and then just punch him and move on to the canoe story

Julian said...

scroblene wrote:

So there is 'Life on Marrs' then!

Think its more like 'Wife on Marrs', given Jackie's recent articles.

Anonymous said...

what a bunch of cunts New Labour are - thank God we are now run by the honest, open, accountable to the voters, and democratic EU.

I shudder to think what would we have become had Gordon not signed up to the new constitreaty.


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