Ed Balls plans to force kids to stay in school until they are 18 because they are so feckless. The government plans to give them the vote as well. Joined up government...
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will there be lessons on who to vote for?
what a fucking crap government we have.......christ I cant wait for 2010 when can kick these clowns into touch.
Let's hope that Zanu-Labour teachers teach them to bugger each other, instead of impregnating the next generation of chavs. Saving us taxpayers a vast amount (not that I expect tax to come down)
Ah yes, keep the chavs locked up in school so they are not 1) on the unemployment register 2) not registered as a NEET 3) not robbing old grannies
and within a week or so, NuLab sock puppets will be claiming that we have the lowest level of youth unemployment ever! Alongside those old handy statements "the strongest ever economy with x quarters of uninterrupted economic growth" er forgetting that it's fueled by debt and high taxation; "2 million new jobs created since 1997", er more than half (2/3?) have gone to immigrants; "highest working population", er because taxes are so penal both partners have to work in families simply to make ends meet; "lowest unemployment" er because we call it incapacity benefit as it is less political than "unemployment". Whilst there are 900,000 on the dole, there are a grand total of 5.4million people of working age not working and drawing money off the state, thats a whopping 15% of the working population or just under 1 in 7. "Crime is falling", er bollocks I only have to walk through the streets of my town to see that it isn't
Great to see that the 'Hastilow' affair has now made it impossible for any Tory candidates to be anything less than 100% in favour of migration - which means that a line can be drawn under the 'nasty party' years, as no one in the Parliamentary Party will defend him.
And they have shown by this that they are quite happy for the old farts who believe that 'Enoch was right' can piss off to the BNP, and leave the Tory Party as a liberal, right-of-centre, and above all else, ELECTABLE party, and leave all the 'Nasty Party' epithets behind.
Thank goodness the Conservatives are now dragging themselves into the 21st century, and leaving all that 'dog-whistle' bollocks to the Labour Party under Gordon Brown, where the tactic will backfire on them as badly as it did for Michael 'Something of the Right' Howard.
Many 16 year olds can spot cant and hyporacy, a phoney politican at 10 yards like a Photoshop fakir. Few would struggle to believe that a minster who proposed a the prohibition of mobile phone use, was caught discussing important deportation on his mobile issues whilst driving.
More might struggle to understand how a minister might not understand the rules on expenses, or how a concerned mother of a child with special needs has to leave the state system for specialist private teaching and yet resort to injuctions to stop the story appearing. We may also marvel at the number of times leading politicians have been clocked at a consistent speed of 99mph on motorways.
Some might struggle to understand how selling gold reserves at the bottom of a market is the action of a poltical genius.
Admittedly some 16 year olds, like some able and exceptional ministers might not understand the niceities of mortgage application forms or the need to tell the truth. Few sixth formerrs would struggle to ask where a large sum money came from to pay off a mortgage.
Some might raise an eyebrow or two about a minster ordering the bale out of Northern Rock whilst having his mortgage with them.
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." -Winston Churchill
Winston would surely have added to this pithy quote, if he'd had the time:
"And further, any man who forages for nourishment in his own nose, whilst simultaneously in the presence of the Prime Minister, appearing on the televisual apparatus, and also in parliament must be the Rt Hon Member for Cowdenbeath and Kircaldy."
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At 16, and even at 18, the brain hasn't yet fully matured. It does not generally do so until the mid-twenties. So we should probably be raising the voting age, rather than lowering it.
"Jonathan Evans, the chief of MI5, said today, As I speak, terrorists are methodically and intentionally targeting young people and children in this country. They are radicalising, indoctrinating and grooming young, vulnerable people to carry out acts of terrorism," he told a gathering of newspaper editors in Manchester.
Maybe the young are not as daft as nulab thinks...
What a load of cynical crap! The acne-ridden brats from the middle class will vote Labour to rebel against their parents; the chav ones will votes Labour because they're fucking thick (a condition common to all Labour voters). And we've got another three years of this Brown twat and his minions coming out with this shite. I despair.
2 more years to keep the Unemployment figures down and more eager young misguided Labour voters to ensure a perpetual Labour government.
This allied with changing funding rules to allow the Trade Unions to pay what they like into local constituencies but stop Mr Ashcroft from doing the same and we have the makings of a 1,000 year NuLab rule.
the sub 30s are much easier to controll on sith strength,
i wouldnt fancy being a teacher , at least those who were eligable for further ed useually had a disire to do better , in this system they will be forcing the would be criminals to make a good living from school premises.
cant wait for metal detectors and sniffer dogs to be compulsary as with tazer armed security official .
Ed Balls the new Shirley Williams. She fucked the school system in the 70's creating a generation of illitterates and this elitist fuckwit plans to flush the remnants of A levels down the plughole. All part of the Grand Plan of upliftment of the people. Hanging is too good for these bastards.
In the case of Gordon Brown and Ed Ball's staged photo opportunity this morning the students were taxied into college at vast expense at 7.30am, at a time when they're usually still in bed and an hour and a half before normal opening, in order to act as stage props.
Labour's shadow education spokesperson in Scotland was on the radio this morning attacking the SNP government for not backing this (God-given?) policy.
Made an absolute eejit of herself and sounded hysterical as it was pointed out to her that parents and teachers didn't want it either.
Tuscan Tony said '"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." -Winston Churchill'
Or: a liberal is a conservative who's never been mugged.
And while we're at it, the kids that actually want to learn and want to stay on at school, will face the disruption in classes from those that don’t. Well done GB’s ministers! Well thought out policies. I can’t wait for the next batch of crap to be utter from you lot. Thank you.
Tony Benn has long been an advocate of dropping the voting age to 16. Communists like him and Broon think the kids will vote Labour, because they are too young to know better, will want to annoy their parents (if they are middle-class) and will be influenced by lefty teachers who where corderoy jackets with elbow patches. Most importantly, many of them will not be paying income tax by then and still living with their parents. This wil be the most cynical excercise in electoral manipulation, there has ever been. I bet the BBC will be telling everyone what a great idea it is and writing (Labour) voting into the storylines of programmes watched by teenagers. This is an attempt to put Labour voters into middle-class households and constituencies, that otherwise wouldn't be there.
The Scots turd and the property developer have had another brain fart to keep their jobs for just a bit longer. If you give a minor the vote at 16, why not go all the way and give pregnant socialists two votes. They'll do anything to hang on to power and then have the nerve to bollock the Pakistani president for doing the same thing.
Gordon Brown wants to increase the amount of jobs for school teachers and the aggregate amount of state employees.
Its as simple as that. Its all he has been doing for 10 years so why put a stop to a winning strategy.
Just don't expect it to improve the education of your children. Just cost you more in taxation, so you will not be able to afford a private tutor.
Educate them yourselves AMAP. Books have never been cheaper and the internet can help with the bits you cant do yourself. School is for play and socializing not much more.
At the end of the day education happens mainly, if not exclusively in the home and under the control of interested caring parents. This is even more true now then it has ever been.
Kids will not learn jack shit worth knowing if they do not freely wish to.
Even if they stayed at school for their entire lifetime. Gordon Browns knows this as well, he just don't give a shit.
So its our responsibility to give them the incentive to gain knowledge wisdom and experience by making it fun and rewarding. Leave it to the state and your children will never recover the wasted time.
However long they stay in Gordon's forced classes of socialist state indoctrination.
You can tell I am not a politician.
Because I tell the truth instead of wasting your money while locking up your children somewhere they would otherwise not choose to be.
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will there be lessons on who to vote for?
what a fucking crap government we have.......christ I cant wait for 2010 when can kick these clowns into touch.
Ah, but at 16, these "feckless" children can also start to legally produce the next generation of New Labour voters. Think about that!
Let's hope that Zanu-Labour teachers teach them to bugger each other, instead of impregnating the next generation of chavs. Saving us taxpayers a vast amount (not that I expect tax to come down)
Yep, clearly hoping they'll be Zanu-labours' 'war veterans'
Ah yes, keep the chavs locked up in school so they are not
1) on the unemployment register
2) not registered as a NEET
3) not robbing old grannies
and within a week or so, NuLab sock puppets will be claiming that we have the lowest level of youth unemployment ever! Alongside those old handy statements "the strongest ever economy with x quarters of uninterrupted economic growth" er forgetting that it's fueled by debt and high taxation; "2 million new jobs created since 1997", er more than half (2/3?) have gone to immigrants; "highest working population", er because taxes are so penal both partners have to work in families simply to make ends meet; "lowest unemployment" er because we call it incapacity benefit as it is less political than "unemployment". Whilst there are 900,000 on the dole, there are a grand total of 5.4million people of working age not working and drawing money off the state, thats a whopping 15% of the working population or just under 1 in 7.
"Crime is falling", er bollocks I only have to walk through the streets of my town to see that it isn't
Who voted for these bastards?
Great to see that the 'Hastilow' affair has now made it impossible for any Tory candidates to be anything less than 100% in favour of migration - which means that a line can be drawn under the 'nasty party' years, as no one in the Parliamentary Party will defend him.
And they have shown by this that they are quite happy for the old farts who believe that 'Enoch was right' can piss off to the BNP, and leave the Tory Party as a liberal, right-of-centre, and above all else, ELECTABLE party, and leave all the 'Nasty Party' epithets behind.
Thank goodness the Conservatives are now dragging themselves into the 21st century, and leaving all that 'dog-whistle' bollocks to the Labour Party under Gordon Brown, where the tactic will backfire on them as badly as it did for Michael 'Something of the Right' Howard.
Yay !!!
Many 16 year olds can spot cant and hyporacy, a phoney politican at 10 yards like a Photoshop fakir. Few would struggle to believe that a minster who proposed a the prohibition of mobile phone use, was caught discussing important deportation on his mobile issues whilst driving.
More might struggle to understand how a minister might not understand the rules on expenses, or how a concerned mother of a child with special needs has to leave the state system for specialist private teaching and yet resort to injuctions to stop the story appearing. We may also marvel at the number of times leading politicians have been clocked at a consistent speed of 99mph on motorways.
Some might struggle to understand how selling gold reserves at the bottom of a market is the action of a poltical genius.
Admittedly some 16 year olds, like some able and exceptional ministers might not understand the niceities of mortgage application forms or the need to tell the truth. Few sixth formerrs would struggle to ask where a large sum money came from to pay off a mortgage.
Some might raise an eyebrow or two about a minster ordering the bale out of Northern Rock whilst having his mortgage with them.
This proposal is really a load of balls.
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
-Winston Churchill
Winston would surely have added to this pithy quote, if he'd had the time:
"And further, any man who forages for nourishment in his own nose, whilst simultaneously in the presence of the Prime Minister, appearing on the televisual apparatus, and also in parliament must be the Rt Hon Member for Cowdenbeath and Kircaldy."
word verify: MMR TX - message from Andrew Wakefield?
Has Balls ever met a 16 year old?!
At 16, and even at 18, the brain hasn't yet fully matured. It does not generally do so until the mid-twenties. So we should probably be raising the voting age, rather than lowering it.
This ridiculous policy will have a knock on effect for the UK military. Twats such as "No Ball's" really don't think such matters through.
We're governed by corrupt, lying, imbeciles.
They'll have postal voting classes in school to harness,increase and ensure more labour votes.
psj "Has Balls ever met a 16 year old?!"
Yes he has psj, hence the plan.
"the brain hasn't yet fully matured" - the perfect socialist voter
Now children. I will tell you how you must - sorry - can vote.
LABOUR. NEW LABOUR are true politicians who work jolly hard for young people. You should support them that support you.
BROWN's answer to perpetual premiership!
"Jonathan Evans, the chief of MI5, said today, As I speak, terrorists are methodically and intentionally targeting young people and children in this country. They are radicalising, indoctrinating and grooming young, vulnerable people to carry out acts of terrorism," he told a gathering of newspaper editors in Manchester.
Maybe the young are not as daft as nulab thinks...
What a load of cynical crap! The acne-ridden brats from the middle class will vote Labour to rebel against their parents; the chav ones will votes Labour because they're fucking thick (a condition common to all Labour voters). And we've got another three years of this Brown twat and his minions coming out with this shite. I despair.
Bully Nulab have a habit of picking on those that can't stick up for themselves.
2 more years to keep the Unemployment figures down and more eager young misguided Labour voters to ensure a perpetual Labour government.
This allied with changing funding rules to allow the Trade Unions to pay what they like into local constituencies but stop Mr Ashcroft from doing the same and we have the makings of a 1,000 year NuLab rule.
the sub 30s are much easier to controll on sith strength,
i wouldnt fancy being a teacher , at least those who were eligable for further ed useually had a disire to do better , in this system they will be forcing the would be criminals to make a good living from school premises.
cant wait for metal detectors and sniffer dogs to be compulsary as with tazer armed security official .
best days of our life??
Ed Balls the new Shirley Williams. She fucked the school system in the 70's creating a generation of illitterates and this elitist fuckwit plans to flush the remnants of A levels down the plughole. All part of the Grand Plan of upliftment of the people. Hanging is too good for these bastards.
Vote at 16, go to war at 17, drink at 18? leave school?
apologies, join the army at 16.5 years no war!
In the case of Gordon Brown and Ed Ball's staged photo opportunity this morning the students were taxied into college at vast expense at 7.30am, at a time when they're usually still in bed and an hour and a half before normal opening, in order to act as stage props.
One ray of hope. If the kids are all told to vote NuLab, won't they vote for absolutely anything else just to piss the teachers off?
Anon at 5:24 You missed one - get buggered at 16
Labour's shadow education spokesperson in Scotland was on the radio this morning attacking the SNP government for not backing this (God-given?) policy.
Made an absolute eejit of herself and sounded hysterical as it was pointed out to her that parents and teachers didn't want it either.
Tuscan Tony said '"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
-Winston Churchill'
Or: a liberal is a conservative who's never been mugged.
And while we're at it, the kids that actually want to learn and want to stay on at school, will face the disruption in classes from those that don’t. Well done GB’s ministers! Well thought out policies. I can’t wait for the next batch of crap to be utter from you lot. Thank you.
Tony Benn has long been an advocate of dropping the voting age to 16. Communists like him and Broon think the kids will vote Labour, because they are too young to know better, will want to annoy their parents (if they are middle-class) and will be influenced by lefty teachers who where corderoy jackets with elbow patches. Most importantly, many of them will not be paying income tax by then and still living with their parents. This wil be the most cynical excercise in electoral manipulation, there has ever been.
I bet the BBC will be telling everyone what a great idea it is and writing (Labour) voting into the storylines of programmes watched by teenagers.
This is an attempt to put Labour voters into middle-class households and constituencies, that otherwise wouldn't be there.
The Scots turd and the property developer have had another brain fart to keep their jobs for just a bit longer.
If you give a minor the vote at 16, why not go all the way and give pregnant socialists two votes. They'll do anything to hang on to power and then have the nerve to bollock the Pakistani president for doing the same thing.
Gay Gordon wants to lower the voting age so that he can then lower the age for bumming.
Gordon Brown wants to increase the amount of jobs for school teachers and the aggregate amount of state employees.
Its as simple as that. Its all he has been doing for 10 years so why put a stop to a winning strategy.
Just don't expect it to improve the education of your children. Just cost you more in taxation, so you will not be able to afford a private tutor.
Educate them yourselves AMAP. Books have never been cheaper and the internet can help with the bits you cant do yourself. School is for play and socializing not much more.
At the end of the day education happens mainly, if not exclusively in the home and under the control of interested caring parents. This is even more true now then it has ever been.
Kids will not learn jack shit worth knowing if they do not freely wish to.
Even if they stayed at school for their entire lifetime. Gordon Browns knows this as well, he just don't give a shit.
So its our responsibility to give them the incentive to gain knowledge wisdom and experience by making it fun and rewarding. Leave it to the state and your children will never recover the wasted time.
However long they stay in Gordon's forced classes of socialist state indoctrination.
You can tell I am not a politician.
Because I tell the truth instead of wasting your money while locking up your children somewhere they would otherwise not choose to be.
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