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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Marr Criticises Sky's Accuracy

Giving evidence to the House of Lords Communication Committee this afternoon, Andrew Marr criticised Sky News for their lack of accuracy. This picture was hung on the wall of Sky's newsroom after Gordon called in Marr to make the official "Brown has bottled the election" announcement. Do you think there is some enmity developing between BBC News and Sky News?

47 comments:

mitch said...

murdoch probably put it there himself government isnt supposed to act without his say so.bruun broke the rules and will have his rocking horse clamped.

Ted Gonads said...

Are those big round hairy bits partly obscured by Jugears, unfeasibly large testicles by any chance. Most impressive. Heather Mills McCartney could milk them and solve our global warming problem.

Anonymous said...

This cartoon is clearly nonsense.
I thought everyone knew that the political pundits on the Broon Broadcasting Corp prefered to lick arse.

Casual Observer said...

I thought Marr had gourmet tendancies...

NHS data entry clerk somewhere in Asia said...

Sez 'ere 'e'as, but the doctor give'im ointment for'em.

Finbar Saunders said...

The Economist this week - Bagehot


Taste the Sausage...

ends with

"But now it is worth remembering: there may still be some wholesome meat left in Mr Brown's sausage."

Fnarr, Fnarr

NHS data entry clerk somewhere in Asia said...

P.S. we watch East Enders in the English Language classroom. I learn very much and soon I will be taking telephone calls.

"'Ello. NHS Direct. You are being charged local rates for this call. 'Ow are ya, awrite? Jolly good, you are breaving. Our advice is stay indoors, don't go to the 'ospital, word to the wise, leave it aht, 'specially the Norfuk'n'Norridge as our databases indicate that there are ...no... beds available. Thank you for calling NHS Direct."

Harriet Hamster said...

I think Jug ears is jealous of the "Big man Boulton" he has some fab ties they would look great on "Start the Week"

what's that all about? said...

Andrew Gimson in his Commons Sketch in today's Telegraph seems to suggest that happily married Gordon Brown is a homosexual.

Wherever did he get that idea from?

'ave it said...

7.42

Perhaps one of Gay Gordo's boyfriends told him?

Koba said...

Does Marr swallow everything Brown gives him?

red despot spotter said...

move it over a bit
a bit more
now grab the ears hard and push
aaaahh thats it been trying to get that bit of spinach out the gap in my front teeth.

whilst i want know from fitaloon how civis should be behave under military curfew.

stanislav
David Toilets Aronobitch is the solution to global warming , his oral emmissions could power a whole wind farm, endless supply of wind from self styled interpreter of chicken giblets.
is your misses on east enders stanislav?? she so fed up need plumbing sorting big time , miss lake carp, folk dancing and moral authority found in her own country. needs well hung polish sausage to bring smile back.


govt announces inquiry into why shcizoprenic with previous murderd innocent bus passenger, what next !! an inquiry into spot the dog, did he fetch the stick or didnt he.

my advice to gordon of gisbourne is to stop lying, and sack millibands 1 and 2

thanks
red depot spotter

Anonymous said...

Harriet Hamster said...
"I think Jug ears is jealous of the "Big man Boulton" he has some fab ties they would look great on "Start the Week""

Especially since "Start the Week" is a radio programme.

Anonymous said...

HMRC staff should man a hotline where journalists can put names to them regarding the identity of the junior members of staff and they can confirm or deny. After all that is what appears to be standard practice at the MOD.
How the widowed Mrs Kelly must wish her husband had been treated with the same tender care lavished upon the individual currently being shielded from the media in a hotel somewhere.

alan johnsons disease said...

saw you scuttle out of commons debate when widdecombe arrived after delay in traffic , blond bombshell had some worrying words for you ?? you positively flew er i mean flu.

following on from your smirk at PMQ when condolences to soldiers death was being announced.

dont worry alan your personal details are safe like the 25 million other poor worried about christmas

born 17th may 1950
married 1968 to judith cox (1 son and 2 daughters)
married agin aug 3rd 1991 to laura jane patient (1 son)

so you married one of your patients
did you??

and just to ice your phoney cake
a copy of your own constituancies core trust development standrds declaration 2006/2007 has been sent to me by a nice ex service man in hull east.

and i quote :
the trust has been staggering under the imperatives from centre , but chiefly finace and the need to balance the books.
the turnaround plan looms large and pre occupies everyone .
most of the key directors and many departmental managers are doing several jobs at once, the core business of patient care, nursing, and caring often we believe comes second.
this is not what the staff would wish.
there remains a glass cieling between hands on areas and the mangerial functions and transmissions.
It is recognised that many strains are imposed from the top from the Department Of Health .
Forums evidence was used as basis for select commitees observation "why the obsession with "modernisation" "reform" "change" , these are not necessarily good with good or improved practice.
The tensions must be reconciled targets and reforms "initiatives" should not always have first call. To truly prioritise may mean these come second , this is not failiure ITS CLINICAL INTEGRITY.

they got an extra £325k for control of ci difficel some of it went on a fancy dress pr stunt , using the superhero charactures "evil captain clostridium" going round the wards all on the day you sack a nurse for not washing her hands , better lock up the patients as well then.

40,000 migrants came to egion in may 2004 to dec 2006

apparently hull is one of the most important cities in europe .

whilst my sympathies go for the long suffering people of hull ,

do you think they have the right to know about , air flights to chicargo for brest feeding group .
hotspur ltd or even Hallco 936.

youve had 25 million of europe money for re generation hope it was wisely spent.

smile now !!

profound probing analysis said...

Isn't it just so inspirational how, after taking full advantage of a first-rate public school education, Andrew Marr has striven tirelessly to climb to the head of the British political classes - a feat not in the least frustrated by the conceptual and technical mastery he flamboyantly displays when conducting the in-depth interview - and which remains utterly unrivalled by his fellow journalists.

Dr Snot said...

Never mind Marr, they should redo that cartoon with a bald twat in glasses. Robinson has just been spouting Government smears against the former defence staff chiefs. Apparently, they deliberately waited for Brown to fuck off to Uganda or wherever before launching their withering attack on Government defence cuts. I’m sorry but what the fuck does it matter if Brown was here, in Africa or fucking Venus. I’m totally pissed off with new Labour pricks and their robots in the media treating us like twats.

patriot said...

A "senior government minister" has told Nick the prick Robinson that military chiefs are in a "conspiracy" against Brown and the government.

Where do I sign up? I want to join this conspiracy against the cunt aswell.

Andrew Marr said...

"I don't think anybody after this is going to be able to say of Tony Blair that he's somebody who is driven by the drift of public opinion, or focus groups, or opinion polls. He took all of those on. He said that they would be able to take Baghdad without a bloodbath, and that in the end the Iraqis would be celebrating. And on both of those points he has been proved conclusively right. And it would be entirely ungracious, even for his critics, not to acknowledge that tonight he stands as a larger man and a stronger prime minister as a result." (Andrew Marr, BBC 1, News At Ten, April 9, 2003)

pass the bucket said...

Watching tonites QT. Is there a NuLiebour stooge more obnoxious than that fat, ugly shithead Aaronovitch?

woman on a raft said...

No.

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Kevin Maguire.

But it's a bit like saying Seb Coe was faster than Steve Ovett.
by a hundredth of a second.

But I do believe Maguire to be the most obnoxious human being on the entire planet.

It seems Darling didn't even know about the emails concerning HMRC, he is really a useless tosspot.

english patriot said...

Is there going to be a military coup?

I do hope so!!

DIRTY EUROPEAN SOCIALIST said...

What the fuck are you on about. The main political correspondents at the BBC are tory. I am fed up with the tory and euroskeptic lie that the press are all against them. They are all for the Oxbridge mafia. It is beyond a joke when thet think former young tories can be called lefies. They hate labour now cos it is not Oxbridge. I suppose you lot can go and get paid extra cash for sucking off some Oxbridge elites cock for this hatred of labour.

over and out said...

Brown and New Labour are finished.

End of.

Goodnight, don't forget to switch off the lights.

Anonymous said...

This explains a great deal.

Here's why, Life is getting harder, More expensive, why Both Parents now need to work.
Why we will not have Pensions.Or have to work longer, our Real wealth is being fraudelently vacuumed into the Vaults of the Elite in return for worthless 'credit'

In contract Law, we must compensate Like for like.

Supposing I set myself up as a Bank, I create a credit system, Issue cards etc...But, and here's the important point, I have NOTHING in my Vaults 'credit' is simply created out of thin air. Its simply a book keeping entry.

OK Now, Someone buys a £10,000 Car, using my credit card..the Garage now has 'money' transferred to his account, but this 'money' actually only costs about £5.00 to print, essentially its just paper..

But so far everything seems Ok, Now supposing he defaults on his payments. so I reposess the car, Hey Presto, Out of absolutely Nothing, I now have a £10,000 Car.

If I could arrange to periodically arrange for interests rates to go down, so lowering the cost of Borrowing, wait till I had ensnared enough people then raise interest rates again so significant numbers of them would not be able to repay I could periodically haul in the assets of tens of thousands of individuals and families on a periodic basis and all at no risk to myself.

In fact the guy who defaults, actually owes me Nothing because I lost Nothing (ignoring the amount of time to type in the transaction or, worst case scenario printing off £10,000 in Notes, total cost about £5.00)
So having risked nor lost anything, I have no claim against his assets.

All I'd have to do is have a secret deal with the Bank of England to periodically lower then raise interest rates and I could be onto a real winner........errr wait....

Did I say Bank of England, did you know that the Bank of England is NOT actually England's Bank.
Its a Privately owned company ( Rothschilds ) and they have been operating this scam for about 200yrs.

Lets rerun the above but with real money, IE Gold or silver, Suppose I am a bank, with a Vault full of Gold, Some guy comes to me and borrows £10,000 worth of Gold, he goes away and buys himself that new car, giving the Gold to the Car Salesman.
Things are now as they should be, the Car Salesman has £10,000 worth of Gold, the Buyer has his car and I, the Banker am Owed £10,000. (plus a small amount of interst for my trouble and risk, which we will ignore here for the sake of simplicity)
Supposing he now defaults on payment, in this instance, the man does indeed owe me £10,000 because he took from me something worth £10,000 IE £10,000 worth of Gold.

Banking Credit and our Money System based on Irredeemable Paper Money is a fraud, which when used with Periods of Inflation Deflation, Boom Bust cycles allows the Elite to periodically trawl in the Assets of those who have Over extended themselves with Credit.
Our Paper money system, and inflation, deflation system is purely designed to ensnare the Public wealth.
Over Many decades, Bankers have been able to become Fabulously wealthy using this scam, and now operate our Sham Parliament from behind the scenes.
This is how our Political System is now so Corrupt, Cash for Peerages etc.
I say again, we are being farmed,

Please pass on this Information to as many friends, collegues and relatives, asking them to do the same.

WE ARE BEING FARMED.

http://www.fdrs.org/money_creation_process.html

http://www.healthfreedom.info/Federal_Reserve_Fraud.htm
http://prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/181107Money.htm
http://www.usagold.com/asianflurose.html
http://www.prisonplanet.com/jones_report_110402_palast.html

http://www.propagandamatrix.com/makow_banking_cartel_is_the_cause_of_humanitys_woes.html
This man is Congressman Ron Paul
http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/201107Economic.htm
http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2002/cr060502.htm
http://thebestronpaulvideos.blogspot.com

http://www.debt-forgiveness.us/bank-fraud-article.html
http://rinf.com/

Anonymous said...

To add insult to Injury, they charge us Interest on this ficticious entity called 'credit'.....Now that's funny....We have all been stitched up..

mitch said...

You may well be right but 6 yrs ago I was a victim of bruuns economic miracle and lost my job(big USA company moved it to china thanks herb kohler you cunt).I used my redundancy money to pay off all my credit and now owe nothing but a small mortgage which will soon be gone.They can shove credit where the sun dont shine I use cash and when another bruun bottom happens I will buy gold.I would urge others to do the same cutting your card is so liberating.

pray for credit said...

One morning a man came into the church on crutches.
He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both
legs, and then threw away his crutches.

An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory
to tell the priest what he’d just seen.

“Son, you’ve just witnessed a miracle,” the priest said.
“Tell me where is this man now?”

“Flat on his ass over by the holy water,” said the boy.

the numbers game said...

A surgeon, a Mathematician and a Politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon stated that his profession was first, “After all”, he asked, “who do you think helped god make Eve out of one of Adam’s ribs?” The mathematician said “No, before Adam and Eve and even before the Big Bang, there was chaos and God needed a mahematician to show him how to use chaos theory.” The politician spoke up, “Ha! I win, who do you think caused the chaos?”

woman on a raft said...

Bank of England

The Bank was established as a corporate body by Royal Charter under the Bank of England Act 1694. Since then there have been a number of enactments directly affecting the Bank and its organisation. Various statutory provisions remain in force which are concerned with the Bank’s organisation, governance, powers and functions.

The most recent legislation is the Bank of England Act 1998 which established the arrangements for the Bank’s current monetary policy responsibilities. Under the 1998 Act, the Banking Supervision function that had previously been undertaken by the Bank was transferred to the newly formed Financial Services Authority.

As a result responsibility for overall financial stability issues effectively spanned three separate legal entities – the Bank, the Financial Services Authority and HM Treasury. Whilst there is no legislation that formally sets out the respective responsibilities of the three bodies on financial stability, a Memorandum of Understanding between the three parties was established.


If responsibility is split three ways, how can Mervyn King can be regarded as independent supremo?

Anonymous said...

Recess retracts part 2. Who leant on him?

Anonymous said...

When 'responsibility' is split three ways it ceases to exist because each arm of the triumvirate can blame the other two.

Today's Guardian(/a> states that £11 billiion of the Bank's loans to Northern Wreck are secured by a floating charge on not very much. And a few pages onward < href= http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,,2215817,00.html >Simon Hoggart opines that Brown's government has just passed the 'tipping point' of unelectability. When the Guardian jumps ship they must know they're really in trouble.

Anonymous said...

Thankfully Andrew Marr no longer writes a column in the Telegraph. When he did he kept referring to his daughter's pet guinea pig, Mr Snuffles, as though the guinea pig was writing the column.

The question is this. Is Andrew Marr completely fucking mad?

Anonymous said...

This is a falacy, because IT must have been sucked dry long ago

NHS data entry clerk somewhere in Asia said...

Sez 'ere is still falacyo.
See also entry: 'jawdrop drywank'
Thank you for calling NHS Direct.

hadrian's wall said...

Andrew Marr should be repatriated back to Scotland. After Scotland's defeat on Saturday, Sky News interviewed a Scotland fan who said "We're an independent people, the United Kingdom is dead". Al BBC, the biased broadcasting corporation, wouldn't have allowed that. The death of the United Kingdom means the death of the BBC.

Tuscan Tony said...

Looking at this graphic 'toon, one's heart truly goes out to Sarah - did she really, genuinely think of all the duties she'd be required to perform before saying yes to the chancellor's plead - "will you be my beard?"

Life with Gordon must be like living a cross between Groundhog Day and the Jackass Movie.

Harriet Hamster said...

I know "Start the week" is on radio 4 but years ago at a meeting when I was at the BBC a senior exec suggested there should be more "Dance progs " on radio sadly I never forgot the gag...

CD ROM said...

The cartoon should have Marr replaced by Andrew Porter, "political" editor of the Telegraph.

Every day, he pens a couple of articles in the Telegraph in a lame attempt to big-up Brown. Todays brown-nosing from Porter covers Browns desire to have more football matches, and some cr@p about Muscharraf.

I see he has flown out to Uganda as part of Brown's entourage.

He's probably helping McStalin write his keynote address to the 'Banana Republics: Best Practice' meeting.

simon said...

Marr has NO CREDIBILITY as a political interviewer/commentator. I don't watch his TV Labour/Libbie love-in. It's a disgrace to what went before. We all know Frostie was sympathetic toward Labour, but by God he made all look just as shifty as everyone else. His bullshit detector was just about second to none. Give John Humphreys Marr's job!

Anonymous said...

This whole HMRC business is going to cause headaches for the Tories as well as Labour:

The headache for the Tories arises from their 'out-sourcing is marvellous' mentality. Events have shown a private postal organization has lost the CDs in question. They have also shown how EDS would have had to be paid for extracting the sub-set of data the NAO wanted since it was 'not in their contract'. The process to do this is long, introduces long delays, and really costs.

The headache for Labour comes that their MPs have been bounced into having to accept this whole 'pfi / privatization is good for you' from the NuLabour gang of three. The MPs are now faced with having to seel the unsellable to their constituents.

Anonymous said...

"The headache for the Tories arises from their 'out-sourcing is marvellous' mentality. Events have shown a private postal organization has lost the CDs in question."

Firstly - how do you know the CDs were ever put in the post? The first set were not sent recorded delivery. Also, the Royal mail hardly has a good reputation for reliable delivery - perhaps that's why a private company was chosen in preference?


"They have also shown how EDS would have had to be paid for extracting the sub-set of data the NAO wanted since it was 'not in their contract'. The process to do this is long, introduces long delays, and really costs."

Only because the HMRC is staffed by fuckwits. according to media reports the disk data was readable. Should have been a simple matter, then to run a macro to simply replace the key data with something meaningless. My 10 year old could do it, I bet. The government is relying on the public knowing precious little about computers to fall for their Goebbel's inspired nonsense once again. It is the daft lies they are telling that will get them in more trouble than the incompetence of their own departments....

stanislav said...

In house of reptile last week is opposition debate on cuntus johnsonitis fatalis, named after singing postmistress and head of National Death Service, Mrs Johnson. This is epidemic of mildly sick people go in hospital and come out in box dead as fucking mackerel. Thousands of people is already dead, killed by useless private cleaning firm, Germs&Corpse U Like, lazy foreign nurse terrorist, greedy dirty doctor bastard and pension-mad chief executive of hospital. Is most serious health problem in country. Thousands more destined for slow, dirty extermination. Even fucking dogs catch cuntus johnsonitis fatalis from owners. Is worse, much worse than evilest evil ever committed on nine-eleven, is murder on a grand scale and yet, yet……in the debate is hardly no fucker to be seen. Handful of sleeping drunks; mad pizza saleswoman, maybe twenty, out of over six hundred MP, is lying about in chamber, farting. No Lib Dem at all. No Paisleys. No Jock Nazi Party. All must be in restaurant, knocking shop or public toilet with Michael White and Kevin Maguire, proprietors of Gay Toilet Sex Is Us.

Speaker Gorbals Mick is absent probably queuing up outside toilet - because is nobody on Labour benches need protecting from tricky question, his only purpose on Earth.. Health minister “Cocaine Carol” Flint is off doing worthy relief work in streets of Kings Cross and singing postmistress, Alan Johnson, herself, is busy putting finishing touch to new album, Songs from a Mortuary. Department of Extermination is represented only by grey-haired old biddy, used to be dinner lady in Rowley Regis, now, fuck me, minister of state.

Madam Deputy Speaker, says veteran Tory nobody, Is fucking shit, all this, get letter all day long from constituent, father go in local hospital, Madam Deputy Speaker, share fucking bed with two other people, roll around in shit, get some slap from nurse, get no food, starve and then fucking die, Madam Deputy Speaker; yes I will give way to the Honourable drunk opposite…

I thank the honourable gentleman, said Barry Knuckles(New Lab, West Bromwich) and wish to tell House that I get these fucking letters, too, all fucking day long, Madam Deputy Speaker. Fucking constituents pestering fucking life out of me. I mean, Madam Deputy Speaker, what the fuck do they expect me to do about it? Work in fucking warehouse before I came here. Do I look like a fucking doctor? Is very real problem for honourable and right honourable members. Need pay rise, Madam Deputy Speaker, need more staff, need less hours and more holiday, Madam Deputy Speaker. Otherwise attract wrong type of person in House. Put people off voting for me.

I thank the honourable member for his intervention but back, Madam Deputy Speaker, to this old bastard in my constituency….Yes I will give way to the right honourable lady…

I am grateful to the honourable wotsisname and might I just say Madam Deputy Speaker that my pizzas are on sale in the lobby of this house and outside the other place, too, at an introductory price of three for two and they are, if I may say so, like yourself, Madam Deputy Speaker, and myself, hot stuff…

The House rang to shouts of Siddown; Tory Slag; You must be fucking joking and Show us yer tits then, this last from Mr Knuckles of New Labour.

Order, order, the right honourable lady must be heard.

Thank you Madam deputy Speaker and as I was saying to my friend His Holiness Pope Nazi only the other day over lunch in the Vatican, these pizzas of mine really do, Your Holiness, represent outstanding value and maybe you would consider a bulk order for your Paedophile Escape Committee Working Lunches. I know you have a lot of hungry mouths to feed on these occasions and I could get you one fucking Hail Mary of a deal on a lorry load of the five-cheese variety. The Lunch is a-over, fuck off in a-peace, was the Holy Father’s strange response. Got enough-a on-a my gold-a salver with those-a fucking McCann nutters a-coming around here every five minutes with a fucking film crew, saying darling you were lovely but can we do that again, just-a one more take, darling, Capiche ? Shower of a-fucking heathen cunts. Go on, fuck off back to the nutter house before I-a fucking excommunicate you, you-a mad old bitch. Take your fucking pizzas a-with you. This is-a fucking Italy. We don’t-a want-a pizza made in-a fucking Milton Keynes. Anyway, thought-a you was a fucking M-a fucking P, eh ? Not-a fucking fast-a food-a salesgirl. What next-a happen? Is-a whole fucking house of commons go on-a fucking Tesco advert, every fucking little help-a. Fuck-a me, great Catholic, Napoleon, was-a right, is a nation of-a fucking shopkeeper, go-a straight in-a fucking Purgatory or my-a name-a is-a not Joseph Mengele, Butcher of-a fucking Poles, Scourge of-a fucking Jews and-a Protector-a General of-a sacred brotherhood of-a Nonce U Like. These geezers, blessed be the name of the Lord, is as much-a sin against as-a sinning, these kiddies is all tarts, always asking for it. Not fucking grateful. So what if holy man of God fuck up arse of few altar boys in otherwise life of service to one true religion. Issa perk of fucking job. Little bastard get used to have insertion of Holy Ghost Don’t get fucking manse to live in like heretic fucking Presbyterian. Dominus Vobiscum and suffer the little children to-a come unto me. O sole mio, arrivederci Roma, issa Walls-a Cornetto, give-a it to me.

Anyway Madam Deputy Speaker it occurred to me in my lunch with il Papa that prayer might be the solution to this cuntus johnsonitis fatalis business. If only people in hospital were to pray to the Lord God who made them all, only not of course those beardy cunts and carpet munching vicars in the C-of-E, then our hospitals would be much better places. Prayer is the answer, Madam Deputy Speaker; prayer and pizza; a few Our Fathers and a warmish slice of Widdecombe’s Fair Pizza can ease an old person’s unnecessary passing no end. And I commend them both to the House.

Fuck off you mad old bat. Shove yer pizzas up yer arse. Show us yer tits. (hon. Mr Knuckles) Resign.

If I may, for the Government, Madam Deputy Speaker, reassure the House, said the dinner lady from Rowley Regis, the right honourable Madge Atkins, minister of death, that in conjunction with my right honourable friend, the hereditary minister for plagues, Mrs Rosemary Benn, we have carried out reee-surch into this whole matter and rather than bring in the bulldozers and waste public money on culling these patients and having huge funeral pyres darkening the fucking skies and feeding the frenzied, if diminutive literary skills of Mr Toilets Maguire -skies black with the smoke of infected old age pensioners being burned alive, and so on; cull of infected elderly spreads to Northampton, fire pits smoulder for days as government appeals to UN for airdrop of firelighters and lighter fluid, Nazi doctors roasted my sick father alive - we all know what the press would make of such a solution. So instead, members and right honourable members, we have decided to enlist the services of New York demolition expert, Mr Rudolf Fire-In-The-Hole Giuliani, who assures me that he can demolish all the hospitals with the patients still in them: we’ll put explosives in every floor and they’ll all come down sweet as a nut, right in their own footprints. Just be like mincing everybody up. It’s all quite humane, they don’t feel much and its better than the daily beatings and torture from the Sri Lankan nurses. I mean, I wouldn’t shit you, lady, its not nice or anything, but they were all probably going to die at some point, so fuck ‘em. We hoover up all the debris and ship it out to India to be turned into curry powder or whatever the fuck they do with it. And if the relatives complain you just say it was the ragheads did it and then invade Pakistan. It worked for us. That’ll be ten billion dollars, please.

I would further advise members that I spoke, through the door of the Michael White Exclusive Toilet Suite in Downing Street, to my right honourable friend, the prime minister, who, whilst terribly busy, found time to approve this visionary measure in order to deliver on the aspirations and values of the British people. Well, those British people not clogging-up the hospitals, anyway. Doctor Nutter McCann has offered to lend his expertise, too, as he became familiar with barbecue techniques during his recent sabbatical in Portugal. All he needs in return for doing his act is a donation to he and his wife, Myra’s, personal mortgage charity, from every grateful citizen. This, therefore is the government’s solution to the cuntus johnsonitis fatalis epidemic; never mind killing the sick old bastards slowly, by thirst and starvation and beatings and infection, lets just blow them, Madam Deputy Speaker, all to fuck. Rally round the flag, y’all


Hear-hear, hear-hear. Three cheers for Uncle Sam. Peerages all round. The House will rise. ( and go in search of joyful relief from Michael White and Strict David Aaronobitch.)

Stanislav advise only go in hospital with body armour and AK 47. (Most Reverend Bishop Jonathan Spank-Me Aitken can get cheap from friend down Turkish bathhouse)

red despot spotter said...

stanislav
funeral pyre darkening the fuckin skyes, National Death Service.cunston johnsonitist fatalist.

however slighty more worrying is post by anonymong 4:43
looks nice and marxist mental illness. in response to your wonk propoganda any form of taxation is somthing working of your labour. now in the case of this current goverment we are being taxed more than at any time in recent history. so i would assume therefore we are being farmed at the greatest ammount.
as for your captalist conspiracy theories , so fuckin what if they are true , you omitted to tell us what your fuckin improvemnt/alternative is !!

i suggest you go and see alan johnsons disease , he knows all about how to turn life into death as a matter of fact so do most fucking marxists, communists and even some so called socialist intellectuals.

make your argument without refernces come on have a go with your wonk and fractured ideologally lets see what your made off !! but dont use a myth to argue its wrong.

thanks
red despot spotter

woman on a raft said...

however slighty more worrying is post

Must protest, RDS.

Nothing is more worrying than Stanislav's parliamentary sketch. Look again but wear dark glasses.

An anonymous 4am posting based on a poor grasp of economics, contentious theory and higgledy-piggledy history does not compare with an authentic glimpse of damnation.

Harriet Hamster said...

Andrew Marr

At least Sky News know when Thanksgiving Day falls bit more than the high earners of the BBC Newsnight did this week ??


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