GQ's Powerful, Political, Unelected
GQ contacted Guido to tell him to come for a photo-shoot with David Bailey. Mrs Fawkes was very amused, "See if he will do the kids as well". It would have been to highlight a piece on the most powerful unelected men in Britain. Guido can't even get his three year old to eat her breakfast.Alex Hilton is rumoured to be flashing his smile for Bailey, Iain is very excited about it and Tim Montgomerie has been invited as well. Like Gus O'Donnell, Guido declined, since he will be too busy exercising his power...
19 comments:
"Foolish faces, public places."
Oh, I don't know. It'd be good to see you on the front cover and I'm sure you could update from their offices!
great face for blogging obviously!
I assume you would be no.497 just above Ray Quinn from X-Factor...
I guess this means the scandal is dead.
With the decline of the MSM, you have become very influential and many people now trust you to bring them current affairs that would otherwise go unreported!
Real power is trust, real power is truth, real power is a willingness to shine a light on those areas that the 'powers that be' would much rather stay hidden in darkness!
What does it say about our society that it is left to people like you to bring us the real news of the day?
If the MSM had any sense they would have you on fleet St NOW on a whacking great salary!
And your first thought was.....
"FUCK! HOW CAN I LOSE 3 STONE OVER NIGHT?"
Dont worry , they have airbrushes for these things.
Things are looking up, next it will be Calvin Klein on the phone
god how painful. well done well done well done you.
x
"Powerful, political, unelected."
Does the series also include Gordon Broon or Wee Wendy?
next in the series -
Wee Wendy Alexander, and Gordon McBean
C'mon, Bailey does the calendar, then Tarentino casts you as 'Mr November' in the film 'Nemesis: a government in melt-down', with a poptastic soundtrack.
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love,
I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
You need a body double - or a Teddy bear named after you...
Are you an ugly c**t?
Alex Hilton? But that blog is sooo rubbish now. You should've done it guido. At least yours is good, and certainly entertaining. Particularly since another donations scandal!
Alex Hilton influential? No wonder you turned it down.
The Hitch said...
And your first thought was.....
"FUCK! HOW CAN I LOSE 3 STONE OVER NIGHT?"
Priceless!
Alex fucking Hilton?
If that cunt is invited it must be a spoof and you should avoid it...are you sure it was GQ and not Viz?
anon
11:05
Also invited were.....
Richard Madeley
Norris from Coronation street,
Sam Dingle from Emmerdale.
And Gordon Brown, the man nobody elected to be our prime minister.
"exercising his power ..."
"power" was an unusual pet name for something so pitiful, looking rather like a penis, only much much smaller
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