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Liam Fox just came out with a great line about Des Browne; "He spends more time fighting the SNP than the Taliban". Stinging...
UPDATE : Former Labour defence Minister, Lord Gilbert, told Channel 4 News that the troop's families would find it very hard to understand when their loved ones were risking their lives in Afghanistan, why the Secretary of Defence was opening a Scottish golf course.
UPDATE : Former Labour defence Minister, Lord Gilbert, told Channel 4 News that the troop's families would find it very hard to understand when their loved ones were risking their lives in Afghanistan, why the Secretary of Defence was opening a Scottish golf course.
44 comments:
Why on earth should he fight the Taliban? What is he supposed to go over there and have politcal debates with them? Thta is the work of the army who sare alot better equiped to do it. Fox is OK but this line is not that clever when you htink about it
Browne fighting the Taliban? Now that would be an interesting sight. Gormless, useless piece of time-serving shite in the front line.
When they start shooting at him, crying and saying "Oh, that's inappropriate!"
Arsewipe.
DES you really are a humourless tw*t.
Fighting the Taliban, fighting the SNP?
Des Browne is a useless fucking coward who is too scared even to go on Newsnight in case Paxman savages him.
That's why they have to send out that pathetic lightweight twat Twiggy.
DES, why don't you fuck off and play in the traffic, you retarded little cunt?
des
is all over the place today (and most of the time too)
I like DES: He shows us clearly how desperate the lefties are now. Keep it coming, soft lad, we love it!
From Adam Boulton's blog today:
"Opinion polls are atrocious for Labour, the Northern Rock Bank is failing, the government has lost the identity data on 25 million people getting Child benefit, ex-military top brass are ganging up to accuse the Prime Minister of neglecting the armed services, a Commons Committee says the MoD lost taxpayers millions selling off Qinetiq far too cheap, England can’t play football…
So the Prime Minister spent his morning at an African Primary School giving away signed copies of his book, ‘Courage’, as form prizes."
http://adamboulton.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/11/a-prime-ministe.html
Fox is OK, but this joke is pathetic. I tell you what would happen our defence man would be kidnapped by the taliban and ransomed off for a fortune in gold bullion, or even worse we have to watch him being beheaded by some mainiac scum. Think about it Fox the joke is derranged, and illogical captain are you seriously suggesting we send our secretary of state over too single handinly fight the Taleban. Are you insane?
I see from Boulton's blog that Brown is going to spend millions more of British taxpayers money in Africa.
That should guarantee the growing Somali vote for New Labour.
des, we've spent the money on northern rock so there's no ransom money left (and we may have to pay out for any problems over the lost disks). do you pay taxes btw?
Des, better hope they don't want gold bullion for ransom, because our demented, monocular wankstain of a prime minister FUCKING SOLD IT ALL...
It's an interesting question DES raises. No, really, it is, though perhaps unintentionally. What would be the effect on the Taleban's popularity in the UK were they to behead Des Browne on TV?
It sounds like a spectacularly populist position.
Can Sky not do it instead? Behead the Cabinet Minister - Prime Time Friday night viewing.
The only problems would be which of the useless, thieving cunts to do first and then would we really be willing to wait a week for the next one?
we have to watch him being beheaded by some mainiac (sic)
Now that conjures a pleasing image.
You know, such is the capacity for certain Scottish Labour MPs to harbour irrational pathological hatred; if you stuck Des Browne in a room with Bin Laden and Alex Salmond, whilst holding a gun with one bullet in it, you can be tempted to believe that the outcome would be a vacancy for Scottish First Minister.
I'm pretty sure the question is more...
Ruth Kelly - Man or Just Possessing of a Suspiciously Large Clitoris?
"What would be the effect on the Taleban's popularity in the UK were they to behead Des Browne on TV?"
They'd probably be polling about five points above the LibDems.
If they took the whole Cabinet hostage - X Factor look out. I reckon they'd get about ten million calls a week for whose head to "vote off"....
Dirty socialist has made my fucking day! cheers mate! just thinking about those Nuliebour cunts crying in fear as some babbling raghead chops their noggins off, will make me smile all week!
Carry on DES you cant spell and you have the intelect of a stunned mullet, BUT you are funny!
Bit harsh on stunned mullets there, poohbear.
Do look at D.E.S.'s blog. It's a hoot.
Is DES, DES BROWNE the part-time member of our second hand prime minister's cabinet?
Info wanted on Piers Morgan
newsdesk@notw.co.uk
Who's Liam Fox ?
poohbear said...
Dirty socialist has made my fucking day! cheers mate!
Carry on DES you cant spell and you have the "intelect" of a stunned mullet, BUT you are funny!
Try "intellect" next time you half-wit.
we have enough taliban muslims in this country welcomed en mass by labour to fight full time at the tax payers HUGE expense as well as limbs and life, let alone part time!
LBS,
I took a look a couple of weeks ago when he first started turning up at kwaRemittance. It's not a blog; like a typical socialist he doesn't allow comments or contrary opinions to sully his finely crafted arguments ... er, sorry ... blatherings.
Or maybe he just hasn't worked out how to turn them on.
The line's funny because Rory Bremner used it weeks ago.
Thing about Des is that you can see how uncomfortable he is having to deliver attack lines against the SNP given to him by the pathological ex-priest David Cairns. He really doesn't like that stuff.
He's going to walk.
He's admitted on Scottish news that the two jobs is affecting his constituency work. A coded message that he's well peed off with hand Brown's given him. You could almost see his thoughts during the statement on the Scottish election - "why should I be apologising for that little turd Alexander".
Thing is a lot of Nats actually like Des on a personal level - even the ones in Kilmarnock who want to help him return to legal practice. (They won't like the head references).
So the thing is that Des may walk and is more than likely to be a thorn on Gordo's backside from the backbenches.
Look, nobody cares abour dead squaddies. The type of knuckle-dragger who takes the Queens Shilling these days is basically unemployable anywhere else. Like in Bushs America the military is the employer of last resort.
Noone cares abourt Yankee wars in Iraq and Afganistan. The Dads Army type Generals we have need to understand we can't have "Victory Parades for the Lads" is because the lads are being defeated amight well be pelted with stones and such like when they come wombeling down the Hight Street messing up the traffic and the shoppers on their "Victory Parade"!
anon 9.32
look over your shoulder every night you cowardly cunt
dirty european socialist!
Your arguments are infantile. You are shaming the socialists. GROW UP. please remember the old adage: Little boys should be seen and not heard.
I think this blog has had too much of your ranting.
IPlease move back to Noddy.
Anon 9.32.
You wanker. Join up and see what it's like and who you will want to rely on when it matters. Prat
sorry des to hear your fed up with gordons little fake scam on the british public , take your pick freedom or andrew marrs diagnosis.
we know gordons lying he does have some very saddam tendencies, doesnt hand written notes etc
thanks
red despot spotter
All this speculation about beheading Cabinet ministers would seem to give new meaning to the term Parliamentary Guillotine. No?
Odd, as actually I have just been watching a 2 hour prog on the History Channel all about the French revolution - which included lots and lots of gory shots of tumbrils, guillotines and blood running in the streets. Better not show that one on the Beeb as it might give folks the wrong idea.....
Frankly I do not give a fuck about Afganiwotsit or the mugs that are out there, what I care about is..
No National Health Dentists
Highest taxes in Europe
Incompetent Government
Budget cuts that put the public at risk:
Foot & Mouth leaks.
Sea Defences & Flooding
National Health Trusts
Violence on the streets at night
MP's fiddled expenses
Pensioners in poverty
The list is as endless as our politician’s incompetence
I sense a lot of Scots on this thread.
Is it possible they arent all Socialist and Nationalist Socialists after all?
Don't underestimate D E S people.
It's a ploy to get you to leave an electronic trail of yourself arriving at his site from this one etc so that his fascist mates can start drawing up a list for the great Purge that is to come.
Either that or I haven't taken my tablets this morning...wonder where they are?
Frankly I do not give a fuck about Afganiwotsit or the mugs that are out there, what I care about is..
Fair enough, your list and its order of preference is probably an accurate reflection of the average householder's concerns, and, as you say, the government is performing badly on all of them. (BTW, I got my apology from HMRC this morning.)
However, you may be labouring under two misapprehensions.
1) Afghanistan doesn't matter. Oh yes it does, because of where it is and what it does as regime. Whether Britain did the right thing in risking another engagement there is a different question. Opinion is divided.
2) Nobody else cares. Oh yes they do, as was demonstrably the case if you went in to any town or village centre and watched the Remembrance services. The BBC has to re-run the coverage in the evening because it still has a part-time job as journal of public record and it knew that the viewers wanted to see the headline events but were doing something else in the morning.
You may also care to google the news archives on the Headley Court planning affair, and note that it is still a live issue as of yesterday, when someone in Leatherhead was appallingly rude to injured servicemen at the local swimming pool. That ought to be a local interest story - if that - but it has gone national both because it builds on the earlier coverage and because people really care.
The charity Help for Heroes is appealing for donations to build a dedicated hydrotherapy pool so that people of worth are not obliged to mix with irritatingly stupid women who, frankly, make it difficult to argue for universal suffrage.
The people who serve in the armed forces are important, arguably more important than you or me, because killing them to the detriment of British interests - our interests -is the specific aim of the enemy.
If all our government can do is make the enemy's job easier by sending ill-equipped, our sons and daughters to be slaughted far away, then it would be a mercy to shoot our children cleanly in Britain and give their bodies to their grieving relatives without the expense of shipping them forwards and backwards.
strapworld said... dirty european socialist!
He gets more replies than you have ever had, he creates more interest than you will ever create, and unlike you he is far from boring. Given the choice I'd sooner see his posts and the reactions he creates than your silly bits any day.
woman on a raft said...
One day when I have time I will settle down and attempt to get through one of your never ending boring rants, but then again I probably won't.
Fighting the Taliban does not necessarily require the Defence Secretary to go to Afghanistan. It requires him to devote time to his job to ensure that the troops in the field are properly equipped. Liam Fox's comment is thus entirely appropriate.
If Twa Jobs Des had had some common sense he would have told McStalin that combining two jobs would be politically damaging. Instead the mealy mouthed creep takes the two jobs, and then moans that he has to eat into his lesuire time to deal with what is thrown at him. His excuses are feeble and lame. He deserves all the flak he is getting for being such a spineless four letter fellow. He must be enjoying the comments on his decision to go along with the great helmsman.
woman on a raft said...10.36 response to…
(Frankly I do not give a fuck about Afganiwotsit or the mugs that are out there, what I care about is..)
You response is appreciated.
Point one.
If it does not matter for me it does not matter!
Point two.
I never said nobody cares!
Point three.
Well you had no third point, but just because you or other interested parties care does not mean I should. Also your enemy is not necessarily my enemy nor should you presume so!
The armed forces are what they are but the individual that joins does so for their own reasons, when you are dead you stay dead all you ever had or could be is gone forever and, there will still be..
No National Health Dentists
Highest taxes in Europe
Incompetent Government
Budget cuts that put the public at risk:
Foot & Mouth leaks.
Sea Defences & Flooding
National Health Trusts
Violence on the streets at night
MP's fiddled expenses
Pensioners in poverty
Get that right and maybe I will head out to Afghaniwosit shit hole and do my bit.
And be proud to do it.
I have a sneaking suspicion that DES and the anony9:32 characters are actually astroturfers designed to make socialists look like imbeciles. If so, do keep it up since you're doing a great job chaps.
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