Christmas HMRC CD Release on eBay
Very witty. Like the "Cash only, no Northern Rock cheques" line...
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17 comments:
delivered in a brown nvelope....brilliant
even better (imho)
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=290184203092
This one even has frenzied bidding
Didn't Gobshite promise more Open Government? 25 million records (is that more than the Arctic Monkeys?)in the public domain. Nice to see he started with the syable door.
They've been trading since Oct 2003; 100% positive feedback and lots of references to prompt delivery.
I take it he doesn't use TNT
this one's also nice:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=290184203092
current bid £5 million
"Cash on collection ONLY please from Portsmouth PO8, since we wouldn't want these to get lost in the post!
PLEASE NOTE: Government departments should contact me by email before bidding, since they will have to be vetted for competence before entrusting such items to them."
btw - Guido, did you enjoy yourself at the Marketing Society conference?
Just a joke, we hope...
http://img107.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/11/20/lolbenefits-48khgoa7c.gif
Can someone set up a Facebook Group - "feeling worried about your personal details? Then give Al a call..." with Alastair Darling's mobile/office and hoem numbers?
Have any details of Labour MPs or ministers' bank accounts fallen in to the wrong hands yet?
Transparent government of all the talents clearly...
Perhaps Guido should start a petition on the government website?
Shit. I've been outbid!
I offered £2.04, and some shyster bids £10,000. C***. ID GB2007-2009.
Blair is planning to have the PM murdered. Read all about it.
Bugger. They've removed it. Can anyone send Guido the screen grab?
screengrab of one of the auctions:
http://i17.tinypic.com/6ykhfnm.jpg
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old boy leant over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old boy and says "Do you know how I am?"
The old man took another sip of his beer and answered "Yep"
The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't you afraid?"
The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "nah, I've been married to your sister for 40 years. Why the hell should I be scared of you?"
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling database
Ne’er forget thee nor encrypt thee
Dreadful sorry loss of face
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