Brown : "I Don't Look at Polls"
Brown has just told Sky's Adam Boulton that he doesn't look at opinion polls. An absolutely blatant lie.He even has a personal pollster - Deborah Mattinson - who must now dread telling him the bad news. After Mattinson told him he would lose the marginals, he bottled having an election. When he told the press pack that they weren't a factor they were incredulous. When he told Cameron the same at PMQs the Tory benches fell about laughing. He is like most politicians, poll obsessed.
Facts :
- Labour is polling at levels not seen since the nadir of Blair.
- The News of the World tomorrow will report that on "economic competence", Labour has finally lost the positive poll differential it has enjoyed over the Tories ever since the 1992 ERM debacle.
- The Mail on Sunday has a poll rating Brown as less competent than John Major and Darling as less competent than Lamont.
- If Blair were leading Labour they would be neck and neck with the Tories instead of 5% behind according to the same BPIX poll.
122 comments:
Perhaps he doesn't look at opinion polls in just the same way as he listens to the Arctic Monkeys on his iPod. What a loser.
an open leter to charlie wheelan.
dear charlie wheelan
whilst you enjoy the chalenges and benefits of journalism cough cough sory PR, i cant help but admire you for taking on the disaster and liar that is gordon brown. whilst you may not be in possession of the full truth of northern rock yet, or quite understand how parliment has been Gerry mandlesoned , or just to what extent this bunch of criminals are the antithisthis of your own beliefs , whilst you your self may have been taken in i havent. I can only hope that you know what you are doing , you cannot stop nature or compulsive liars .
If Blair were leading Labour they would be neck and neck with the Tories
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6344823.stm
Save Brown - he must continue to lead the Labour party to defeat!
I love the way he says that the public will "look at" what they have done with schools, the economy, NHS etc etc, and then says they will "judge us on what we have wanted to do, and continues to want to do"...
so what he is basically saying is...don't judge us on what we have done (ie totally messed up) but what we have wanted to do, and want to do in the future...
so we are mean't to value intensions over what they have actually achieved...
what a absolute joke Gordon Brown is!
How long is it expected that Gordo will be hiding out in Uganda? "welcome home Gordon, oh yeah, we lost some more discs!"
i was wondering why ive been feeling happier in the last two days , and then i find brown has been missing (times says fled to uganda), could we make it a matter of britishness and national well being that he does this more often, preferably permanently .
Apparently we're going to avoid the financial nasty stuff because we have the leadership and courage in this country to choose stability
I'm just worried that Gordon Brown won't last until the next election. Surely there can't be an easier target for the Tories.
OT sorry, but does anyone know if this is trur?
As regards Northern Rock, the interesting aspect is that Granite is actually a charitable trust. The "beneficiary" is a local medical charity.
The local charity knows nothing about this!
This is serious, serious fraud.
[link to postmanpatel.blogspot.com]
It is not unknown to set up trusts and have beneficiaries who may or may not benefit.
We use the Red Cross of Geneva. Don't think they have ever had a penny. It is to do with trust law. Am not going to bore on about it here without charging you am afraid.
Not sure whether it's what you're referring to, but I think Rockies has always had a pretty deep community involvement and that there is also the foundation shareholding, which - i think - comprises the shareholdings of those building society members that didn't claim their shares at the time of demutualisation. Not sure that any of this is linked to the recent difficulties.
When are the alleged investigative journos going to publish the dirt on the unsubordinated notthern crock loans? are we the taxpayer going to write blank cheques too for alliance and leicester and barclays when they go tits up? n crock is just the first of a raft of failed banks to come over the next 6 months...
As regards Northern Rock, the interesting aspect is that Granite is actually a charitable trust. The "beneficiary" is a local medical charity.
Richard Murphy is one source for the story - he credits his sources and links to other forensic accounting blogs.
A rotten abuse of charity
Also has detailed responses which disagree with his analysis. There are a series of postings which he makes as accessible as he can, but it is a technical subject. The FT rates him – it credits Murphy as the source of their NR story.
I hope Guido is collecting all these nose picking clips for a Brown meddly. Too many such lies/moments get lost and forgotten
How much direct aid would it take to persuade the Ugandans to keep our revolting rhino-mining PM? I'll tip £ 100 quid into the hat to kick the thing off.
Stalin was poisoned by his Politburo colleagues ...
How about a xmas vid of browns nasal adventures and shaking + others to the polices Every breath you take.
If the hands of Gordon Brown were tied together we he at least stop talking.
We all know this strange human being is dysfunctional. Next time he at the Despatch Box look at his hands. Like two claws on a robot they paw at his papers. They go up and down like a puppet on strings. Then witness him walking along outdoors. As soon as he realises the cameras are on him he starts this strange two handed box like movement as though one of his visions needs explaining. He even did this yesterday whilst walking along with his (fake) wife.
The one serious problem we should all worry about is this. Despite all the blunders and incompetence whilst he was Chancellor and now PM, he still considers all his decisions are correct. Don't worry that he has ruined the private pension industry, sold off our gold reserves at a rock bottom price, introduced the ridiculous tax credit scheme and still refuses to hold a referendum on the EU Constitution. The man is so bloody obstinate he will never admit or even understand, how he is devastating this country and our economy.
At least the great British public is rising from their slumber and finally passing judgement on this traitor.
Guido, why don't you run a Sunday competition to find a picture of Gordon without him looking like a stroke victim with extensive facial nerve damage?
p.s. are you doing some subliminal sharetipping? Word verify is buybh
It was more than apparent to the press corps who accompanied Brown to Uganda that the man has lost touch with reality. The Prime Minister has lost his marbles.
We'll be hearing a lot more about this.
A D E L I C I O U S story in The Mail on Sunday relating to a £200.000 donation and the donor...who knows nothing about it...cannot stand Labour...looks like he hasn't got two pennnies to rub together!
I wonder who thought this one up!
Great wheeze.
Lying cunt
We are still waiting to hear about his "vision". You know, the thing he ignored the polls in order to develop and present.
Given that he only has one working eyeball, I'm not expecting too much.
God help us.
Gordon had a vision yesterday. It told him that the rest of the world's economy is fucked but everything here in Britain is going to be fine.
He's deranged, the poor bastard.
Anon 8.59 - I posted the other day in hope a medical professional might know the word I can't remember for the scrabbling action a person near death sometimes performs in bed, plucking imaginary twigs from their blanket. On reflection I was distracted with irritation at my own memory-failure and should have seen that a more appropriate image is Rod Hull - Brown's jabbing claw makes perfect sense if you see it as the maniacal, vicious beak of a rampaging Emu. Maybe to Brown it's not imaginary at all - might explain why he looks so stressed, terrified that at any moment everyone will see what really exists at the end of his arm - a kind of Naked Lunch moment, in all sorts of ways.
re anon @1:15am
tried to go to postmanpatel.blogspot.com
got a nasty security warning from my browser (the delightful MozillaFirefox. IE is about as secure as an English goal-keeper...)
anybody else get the same?
Too anyone with half a brain cell this is an obvious Oxbrdige conspiracy. If Blair was leading the country we would have the same problems if not worse. We would still be in Iraq. The only possible reason you don't want the current PM is you only want Oxbridge people. What a sham grow up. Who blames Nortern Rocjk for labour that just shows the media are up against labour. Wake up and smell the cut grass.
Theo spark has the nappy picture its so funny.
Are more people thinking the same thing about Gordon?
Just heard Hutton on Sky said that Brown made a very powerful comment in PMQ's about the disc's,the powerful comment turns out to be if the tory's had won the last election they would have taken from the HMRC £300 milllion,for fcuk sake Labour won the last election the tory's didn't, if that's a great comment from Brown then the tories are in real trouble NOT,as usual sh-t from the mouths of sh-ts.
It seems the Oxbridge media and their stooges are destroying labour with attacks on issues that have nothing to do with labour.
Ignore the Labour Aparatchiks and Cabinet Ministers - they're in denial - they might have recovered from the Home Office debacle over "illegal immigrants" in the security industry; they probably would have ridden out the Northern Rock operation on the basis of "saving the UK Banking Industry" but they won't recover from the loss of data on 25M children benefit claimants(esp as it includes childrens names ages etc) details however much they and their media supporters keep trying to harp on about "Black Wednesday"(And yes that was a disaster for the Tories). This will be raised for years to come let alone during election campaigning. People feel this is personal to them and that is why Labour will lose the next election and(d.e.s 11.34am) yes it's unfair even if the government and labour on the face of it had nothing to do with the actual loss of the CDs but politics IS unfair and the electorate don't make those distinctions I'm afraid
Gordo, Wee Dougie, Magpie Al and lead singer Wendy are releasing a new CD for Christmas.
"Shower of Scotland"
Des was going to be on it but he is a tad busy working in the MOD mopping up blood on the floor.
Brown is just a puddled bastard who has screwed the British economy for years to come.
Fuck off Brown and do it now.
You need to try and live in the real world a bit, DES. An Oxbridge conspiracy? No, simply ordinary, non-Oxbridge types like me seeing Gordon Brown for the incompetent and evil fool that he is. I can imagine it's painful for you to behold but then it's your own fault for not looking more closely at him before you gave him your support.
He's going to be the worst PM is history my old mate and you're going to have to watch that unfold.
Hi DES. I've been enjoying your blog. Many thanks, it's a hoot. I particularly love your claim that a Tory is going to murder el Gordo. Why would a Tory do that? Gordon is ruining his own credibility all on his own. Actually, no, that's not quite true: His little cabal of utter fools is helping him ruin his credibility and a fine job they're doing too. The emperor has no clothes.
It was more than apparent to the press corps who accompanied Brown to Uganda that the man has lost touch with reality. The Prime Minister has lost his marbles.
We'll be hearing a lot more about this.
I've heard the same whispers, that the men in white coats are due to make an appearance sooner or later.
Do tell us more!
If the Ugandans have any sense they'll kick him out before he
a) traumatises too many children
b) destroys their country with PFI
The vultures in the government are circling round poor mad Brown waiting for the moment when the shrinks come to take him away.
Alan Johnson fancies his chances and is quietly canvassing support. David Miliband is doing so too though his dismal performance so far as Foreign Secretary has shown him up to be a lightweight and a geek. Of course perma-tanned Peter Hain is getting excited and preening himself for the contest.
My money's on Jack Straw as he's the nearest Labour have to a "safe pair of hands".
After defeat at the next election watch the unknowns come to the surface.
Now this is a great idea. Which means it has absolutely no chance whatsoever of happening.
All speaking politicians and political reporters either on the media or in parliament should be plugged into a visible polygraph.
This will of cause be the end of our political system as we know it. As we would only be able to get the likes of myself to stand for election.
But then this country would run far better without parliament, politicians or government of any type anyway. Which is a FACT of life no politicians could ever honestly reveal, not even to themselves.
Guido
at least we now know how NuLabour plugged the gap in funding left by cash for peerages. bob the broke builder from nuLabour heartland in the north east is donating 200k of someone elses money to gormless gordo! is there a conspiracy theory here? nrock has been pumping up the property marjket via muppet lending, property tycoon in north east donating money illegally to the party...... wortyh a look to see if he made his money with any help from the local planners in the Nulab councils or nulab MP's.
i think we all know we will find something unpleasant.
tuscan tony 7:40am
How much direct aid would it take to persuade the Ugandans to keep our revolting rhino-mining PM?
Nice idea, t tony, but I'd say that even an African democracy would soon retch this corrupt bitch Brown back up again - then pass the grisly contents of the sick bag directly over to us at arms length, grimaced faces turned away in disgust, noses held tight.
mitch 8:45 AM
Something ambient by Pick Withers (of Dire Straits) would be more appropriate.
anonymous 8:59am
"They go up and down like a puppet on strings."
Fools! He is in my power! Even International Rescue and their famous Thunderbirds cannot save you now!!! Haha hh a hahaha h ahah a hahah a h aha!!!!!!
Poles not look at him neither. Is horror show - deformed, petulant, snot-eating, nancyboy, war criminal nutter; walk along Uganda road, lecturing, with nail-bitten, baby-strangling, wanker's claws and hideous newly-bleached teeth to his official, photo-opportunity wife, whom he cannot bear to touch - this is vision from Hell, Cyclops in fucking red tie. Somebody get body language expert on case of Brown marriage, quick.
If this mad cunt had friends they'd make him sectioned, put in nutter house with Tony McNutter, David Millinutter, Caroline Crack Nutter, Ed and Yvette Nutter and all the other fucking nutters. Nearly forgot SuperDes Browne, multi-skilled nutter. Get Alana Johnson, singing postmistress and Extermination Secretary, open up new nutter hospitals. Prisons all full-up now, no more room for any more nutters. Need INVESTMENT in nutter aspiration problem, vaahl-ewes of British nutter community, too long ignored by party opposite Madam Deputy Speaker. If you get nutter treatment, Madam Deputy Speaker, should not have to pay for it, like party opposite say, in privatise nutter service, not all nutters has cabinet minister salary, should be free at point of illness. Nutters should not have to wait for liquid cosh, Madam Deputy Spectre, and Scotch dinner jacket, put on backwards, tie-up nice and tight at front for self-protection. And Abu Graib therapy of electrodes, blue-tack on nutter head, go flash bang wallop and annihilate nutter personality for fucking good, leave nice agreeable debt-ridden consumer. Need new investment in building programme of rubber room and padded cell. Only NewNutter party can deliver, take no lectures from right honourable gentleman on other side. Let British people judge me on my record, is ten years stewardship of complete and utter psychotic fantasy world, of delusion beyond wildest hallucinogenic trip; whole country up to arse in unrepayable debt is prudent economic miracle, woof-woof, woof-woof. Hurl lorry loads of money at useless thieving doctor; fucking PFI Auschwitz hospitals is Final Solution to old-age pensioner, import guards from Sri-Lanka, torture burdensome old bastards to death. Start fucking wars all over the fucking shop. Send Tommy in action with his bollocks hanging out. Put Admiral Liberace Bendover in charge of national security. (at least, though, he can see a fucking terrorist, not like that other useless, mouthy cunt, Blunkett.) Throw every bastard in slammer for ninety days until they own-up to being Osama Bin Laden, or Dick Cheney or some other mad bomber.
Schools is benefit, too, from ten glorious, investment-rich years of Nutter rule. Give A level to horrible, spoilt little bastards what can’t fucking read, can’t do two-times table, spend life sending text message to person sat next to them. Send worthless illiterate little prick in polytechnics run by beardy child molesting fuckwits and give degree in watching EastEnders. Only way to get promotion in police is find some poor innocent sparks from FrayBentos Land and shoot head full of bullets, and kick to make sure is properly dead.Envy of fucking world, Meropolitan coppers.
Ten years Madam Deputy Speaker, ten years of hearing voices in ma heid, Madam Deputy Speaker, mainly my deid reverend father, Madam Deputy Speaker, and his wonderful proscriptive sermons, Madam Deputy Speaker, on the sins of Onan, but also the Arctic Monkeys, ten years of going in the wee boys’ room and exploring ma moral compass with Mr Toilets White and Mr Hotlips Aaronobitch. Now more than ever, Madam Deputy Spatial Lobes, now that my undistinguished predecessor in this great office has revealed himself to be a practising Jehovah’s Witness and warlock the country needs the protection that only NutterCards can provide. need nutter ID card and indefinite indiscriminate detention in order to protect great British liberty. Is only fucking way; otherwise have criminal lunatic walk about thinking is prime minister and not fucking nutter. Community nutter care now discredited, gone way of multiculturalism, (ie up arse of Trevor I-is-Black Alibhai Phillipstein;) just look at me, Madam Deputy Spanker, up to my fucking eyeballs in long-term, slow release tranquiliser and still barking like Hound of fucking Baskerville; need banging-up in secure place. British people need no less, Madam Deputy Sphincter, than purpose-built, eco-friendly, poo-powered, biodegradeable, energy-efficient, low carbon footprint, maximum security nutter house. And I commend our nutter programme to the House.
ps for younger Guidites, the late bachelor, Mr Liberace, was a flamboyant piano playing entertainer renowned for his glamorous stage settings - diamante candelabra and bejewelled Steinways; his extravagant coiffure and costumerie and his dazzling
smile, he was also, shiver me timbers, as gay as an Admiral.
ps2 Lord Phillips of Clapham Common has had a distinguished career in chairing public bodies, issuing proclamations praising his own career and closing-down said public bodies on the basis that it had become undeniable that he and they talked a load of societally ruinous shit. He is a cunt.
ps 3
Onan invented wanking. In bible.
As ever, Stanislav neatly encapsulates the situation in some fine Penglish prose.
Stanislav love child descend from Shakespeare and Sienkiewicz. But Onan patent coitus interruptus, not five finger solo.
stanislav
"not all nutters has cabinet minister salary"
We do in fact get quite a good whack! When you take into account the Nutters' Living Allowance, Incapacitated Arseholes Benefit, Mobility Allowances although we're going no fucking where. Gordon is, of course, trying to make qualification for such benefits much more difficult and is attempting to flood the job market with terminally fucking useless nutters like myself. Bearing in mind his current unstable position, he might consider reconsidering his reform proposals - as he could find himself without pocket money and looking for a real job. There again, show me the psychiatrist who's going to pass him as sane? Even I know the man's a squizzly$blop%crumphorn*softarsepapercupcake£ short of a royal bogeyfest."*)()%^*£&(%
it seems to me, that Gordon Brown,
rather than be seen as Labour's version of Mrs T (in your fucking dreams Gordo)
He is actually labours version of IDS.
In fact saying that is actually a huge disservice to IDS.
W.W.
Dear Mr/Mrs Anonymous 2.58
Yes, you are right,Stanislav forget Sunday school lesson. Thank you for correction. Still seed on fucking ground though, innit. Or in chops of Hotlips Aaronobitch. Fuck me, country is turned into fucking nightmare. Decent plumber not close eyes without see visions worse than One hundred and twenty Days of Sodom - revolto-porn book by famous Labour peer, Marquis de Sade- Kauffman.
Love from Stanislav
tuscan bolony 2:49PM
couldn't agree more old chap and I loved the way he analysed that oh so memorable sound-byte in Brown's last speech:
"woof-woof, woof-woof"
I'm definitely including that in the my next edition of OE Dictionary of Quotations - under Gordon, of course.
2:37PM
loved the stanislavatorial but...
"Throw every bastard in slammer for ninety days until they own-up to being Osama Bin Laden, or Dick Cheney or some other mad bomber."
What you need to understand, stan, is that 90 days is just about the exact amount of time needed (according to official government research) to plot a nice big fireworks party in a packed central london thoroughfare. We've got to at least give these poor sods the opportunity to do what we're slamming them up for. Oh you say that not all Muslims want to be terrorists? They'll damn well want to be after 90 days intimate relations with my steel-capped boots and electro cattle prod. Believe me. I know I'm right.
2.37
Gordon Brown and David Aaronovitch joined together in coital bliss. Now there's the stuff of nightmares.
Stanislav
A body language expert who studied the Brown's filmed yesterday walking along together said they resemble two people who barely know each other but are putting on a, not very convincing, show of friendliness.
Whatever could he mean?
2:37PM
"Only way to get promotion in police is find some poor innocent sparks from FrayBentos Land and shoot head full of bullets, and kick to make sure is properly dead.Envy of fucking world, Meropolitan coppers."
Very observant stanislav. In fact, this is a model of policing we exported throughout the British Empire - which explains why that institution marked such a glorious episode in British history and why the commonwealth nations are, to this day, governed in an unreproachable and exemplary moral manner. I am just proud to be a British copper.
Stan, Liberace was John Wayne compared with El Gordo.
Guido Fawkes,
I insist that you remove stanislav 2:37PM. I refute any suggestion that I am, in any way, 'b***k'. I am not joking, dear boy - indeed, I am fully prepared to pursue a libel action.
prophet stanislav 2:41 PM
must be true then
but what did Adam do when Eve got the munchies and ran off with the snake. Surely he must have banged a few out over the garden wall or something?
anonymous 8:59AM
-*- The one serious problem we should all worry about is this. Despite all the blunders and incompetence whilst he was Chancellor and now PM, he still considers all his decisions are correct. Don't worry that he has ruined the private pension industry, sold off our gold reserves at a rock bottom price, introduced the ridiculous tax credit scheme and still refuses to hold a referendum on the EU Constitution. The man is so bloody obstinate he will never admit or even understand, how he is devastating this country and our economy. -*-
All lies damn lies. I've been on my rocking horse the whole time. Ask her. She's the who makes all the decisions anyhow.
No everything is the fault of the last Conservative goverment as Broon and his nutters keep telling us,Northern crock,the cd's,the non GE,his vision,Iraq and as he's only been PM for how can he be blamed.
4:23PM
How can you say that Gordon, after all I've done for you over the years? Found a younger model with a slinkier action have we? You're a total cad man, pick your moments don't you, you heartless beast? I'm pregnant you know?! Do you care? No! You bastard! Ride me and leave me will you? Wait till I report you to the CSA. You'd better come up with some maintenance for the little foals you big ignorant shit! And if there's any funny business with the Child Tax Credit claim you're gonna be a fucking prize exhibit in the natural history museum, matey. Which collection d'you want to join? Dodos, Dinosaurs or Dickheads?
and don't come near me again!
oh come on jizzy, darlin...can't we just talk about this?
NO!
Don't worry the Oxbridge conspracy will blame the collapse of a private bank on new labour. Yeah that's right because it was the chancellor who ran the private bank. Not the government have to who are trying to fix it.
Read the BBC website and you would think this bank had been run by Labour. All this shows is private isn't allways best. That story won't be told though by the right wing Oxbridge BBC and newspapers want to blame this on the government. They are doing a great work at this pro Bullshit.
DES, is it true you modelled for this cartoon?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/cartoon/
(3rd one down)
5:03PM
I'm not you're darling. Go see that fuckwit Healy-wannabe Chancellor of yours, you prathead...and you can have this back too...I certainly don't want a ring encrusted with a 24 carat bogie? Do I? It'll only make me think about you...and then vomit.
Stanislav, we all know you Polaks. You live ten to a room, pissing in the sink and eating Winalot and Trill and your Saturday night special is a can of lager and a party pack of straws.
You cheap cunts.
You have been here for a few weeks and want to lecture us on the deficiencies of our politicians.
Well fuck off back to Polska where things are so much fucking better that your cocksuckers come in pairs.
Or even better, get a fucking job on minimum wage not and spend all day having your arse kicked by Paddy and Seamus.
P.S Fuck off.
5:03PM
Don't bring me into this, I've had nothing do do with this whole frigging mess. I've spent the entire last few months doing intensive research into the black economy - on top of a ten-quid tart up Stamford Hill. She's called Penny. Ask her and see if I'm telling the truth if you don't believe me. You can't miss her - she's wears a pink-mini, got a rather strangely shaped birthmark on her left buttock, and has one breast distinctly larger than the other due to a cheap-as-chips NHS implant op.
How nice to see that Brown's vision is bearing fruit so quickly. "By their fruits shall thee know them".
johnny wroclaw said...
Is good to see people join in spirit of occasion. But is no good just fucking swear. Must embroider, interweave. With thinking. Nobody accuse Stanislav of only being foul-mouthed fucking cunt, heart fester like fucking plague-pit, mind like fucking sewer. No, is also good plumber. Fix-up toilet cheap, come in time, finish job and tidy up. Not listen to Radio One and eat fried egg sandwich with brown sauce all over fucking customer towels.
As well as swear and complain Stanislav also make allegory and metaphor and is, most important, great help in British economy, stick head down toilet when British worker rather stay at home on Incapacity Benefit watching debtors' tv channels and wanking like lunatic.
When Salvation Army bring you, Johnny, down hostel at Christmas for free fucking dinner of Iceland Turkey and tinned peas and powder mash and crunchy sage and fucking onion on cold plate with plastic knife and fork and Value tinned peaches with Carnation milk and cup of tea but no sherry, make handshake and paper fucking hat and give pretend present of pair of recycled fucking sock accompany with pisspoor, skimpy little paper Christmas card saying Jesus love you, Johnny. When you sat there with load of smelly vagrants, all got no teeth and scratching and convulsed with DTs, when you are wondering where your children is and who is fucking Mrs., then is time for carol singing in honour of great Polish monarch, Good King Wenceslas looked out.... Good Polish carol, cheer you right up before walk home alone to cold empty flat and cut fucking wrist with rusty Bic razor, fall down and take three weeks to die alone from septicemia because no cunt ever comes.
Is times like these when a man know who his friends are or, in your case, aren't.
Love from Stanislav
Lying shit.
Is good to see people join in spirit of occasion. But is no good just fucking swear. Must embroider, interweave.
No finer rug has even been put to dirtier use, Stanislav.
I know you are poncing off someone's wifi as you write all this shit. You think Mr Guido is glad of the business, but he has 500,000 tossers a day with nothing better to do than post crap here. No, you and your suicidal polski chums are not alone. More's the pity.
I swear to teach you good English, you fucking cunt. If you spend more time with your tongue up some rich twat's soil pipe you will learn. We have a class system here. It is not open to all, especially to parvenu plumbers from shitty fucking tenements in the backstreets of horrible Polski cities. The minimum wage was designed expressly for people like you. Know this and know everything.
Proudhon was right, all property is theft, but who are you going to complain to, kiddo? Probably you will all get busted for living ten to a room in some stolen rancid bedsit and fucked off back to Polska like a bunch of terrorists with a pocket-full of Trill and a smack in the chops if you are lucky.
It's a mad, bad, neoliberal world, so get used to it.
P.S. Fuck off
How can mcbruun say he ignores poles there fuckin everywhere even here look up a bit you think he was blind or somat.This blog uses their surnames for verification for fucks sake.
Mitch makes a valid point with the word verify - it's clearly a Polish contraption.
johnny wroclaw not funny. Probably because thick as pig shit. stanislaw seed falling on the path.
Er, Johnny, he ain't really Polish or a plumber. "Stanislav" is a pseudonym for Sir Roy Strong.
And you are number 500,001.
BBC is carrying a story that Beardie Branson is the answer to the Treasury Maidens' Prayers over Northern Croak.
But I can't see how on Earth he can rebrand it as Virgin Money; it's utterly, utterly fucked.
I think you all need to revisit some (secret from the mass of plebs) history, Stanislav excepted.
He knows exactly what is what.
About 98 per cent of you are fucking about, and are either clueless, or deliberately affecting to be fuckwits. And BTW it is so apparent how fucwitted most of you are by even replying to DES, what examples of intelligence, NOT.
We are in the midst of an ongoing Coup D'Etat, with the security services also being nobbled, to one degree or another.
We have had one triple AAA-rated 24 karat psycho - Blair - replaced by another - Brown - and nothing is going to change, certainly not with the fuckwit Cameron waiting in the wings to take over and carry on with Plan A.
I will report back tomorrow with some facts and figures, that is, if friend Guido does not scupper things.
Carry on masturbating # 98%.
Who the fuck is DES?
What the fuck is Plan A?
Anonymous said...
Who the fuck is DES?
See what I mean?
98% are total and utter fuckwits. This clueless wanker excells himself with his 2nd fuckwitted comment. Not only is he as dumb as a rock, he has no patience to wait 24 hours.
Cannot follow simple fucking instructions.
The sheep corral the sheep.
You are Atlas Shrugged with even less sense. I did not think that was possible.
So. Who the fuck is DES?
Answer, or just more gibberish?
Tosser.
http://groups.google.com/group/ultra-conservative-party
only real conservtives can join
go ahead
Anonymous said...
You are Atlas Shrugged with even less sense. I did not think that was possible.
So. Who the fuck is DES?
Answer, or just more gibberish?
DIRTY EUROPEAN SOCIALIST you dozy stupididly beyond stupid dense beyond the Nth degree of dense idiotic desperate runt of a cunt.
Now fuck off, take a brain infusion from your pet Gerbil, and don't come back for at least 2400 hours.
I lied.
I'm going to start with Dunblane.
Once upon a time Ex-NATO boss and Blair government insider Lord Robertson has threatened threatened to sue Scotland's leading independent newspaper over internet allegations that he not only used his influence as a Freemason to procure a gun licence for child killer Thomas Hamilton, but was also a member of a clandestine paedophile ring reportedly set up by Hamilton for the British elite.
Who were participants?
On 13 March 1996, Hamilton, armed with four guns, opened fire on a junior school class, killing 16 children and one teacher before turning a gun on himself, shattering forever the idyllic 13th century Scottish town of Dunblane.
The controversy was thought to be certain to topple the Blair government, which had already issued a D-Notice to gag the press from revealing the names of known paedophiles within the British executive, including at least two senior ministers; and the case highlighted the government's antipathy toward the Sunday Herald and its brand of independent journalism that has, among other things, exposed the role played by the domestic security agency, MI5, in helping the IRA to carry out terrorist atrocities
As reported by Neil Mackay, the British intelligence services were actively engaged in preventing any further child sex revelations that could incite further hostility to an already unpopular Prime Minister and destroy the morale of troops set to invade Iraq.
An intelligence officer told Mackay that "a 'rolling' Cabinet committee had been set up to work out how to deal with the potentially ruinous fall-out for both Tony Blair and the government if arrests occur."
Needless to say the D-Notice system combined with threats, carrots, sticks of various sizes, and blackmail (ongoing to this day) took care of all fallout.
An answer as well as more gibberish.
So what the fuck is Plan A?
Answer, or just more gibberish?
RHCAGF
Perhaps it would be better if you took your unsubstantiated stories and stuck them up your arse.
Prove it, or fuck off.
But very soon his friends began
To doubt if he were quite the man
Rocking horse Cyclops' autistic gobbling fishlips said...
Once upon a time Ex-NATO boss and Blair government insider Lord Robertson has threatened threatened to sue Scotland's leading independent newspaper over internet allegations that ...
Threatening to sue is not an admission of guilt. Nor is denying allegations.
Name the names, why don't you?
Anonymous said...
An answer as well as more gibberish.
So what the fuck is Plan A?
Answer, or just more gibberish?
Plan A was your parents' ideal for you. They wanted to be proud of their ugly little sprog, and so saved up their shares in LTCM and BARINGS and sent him to a harsh school in Scotland, where he 'slept' next to JugEars, and was beaten and buggered until he came to like it.
Then Plan A took on a life of it's own and little Ms buggered ***became*** Plan A and joined the Guards, whereupn he was beaten and buggered to Kingdom Come until he thought he had learned enough, and decided to spread Plan A throughout Soho.
Plan A then lurked at various online public conveniences for year upon year, desperately asking to be beaten and buggered by complete strangers, who were invariably a 98th percentile his betters.
Plan A does not ever say much. Plan A is good at repetition. Plan A thinks repetition is wit.
Plan A is mistaken. Repetition is fuckwit.
Dunblane massacre: 13 March 1996.
Election of Blair: 1 May 1997.
All the crap you write stems from this obvious fallacy.
jock mcpaedo said...
RHCAGF
Perhaps it would be better if you took your unsubstantiated stories and stuck them up your arse.
Prove it, or fuck off.
Oh my.
I have stirred up a hornet's nest of Ostriches.
Some commentators, mindful that one of Tony Blair's closest confidante's was a practising paedophile, even suggested that this particular scandal, and not Blair's repeated lies and fabricated reports in regard to Iraq, may well have prove the downfall of a government mired in sleaze and corruption. The Sunday Times is reported to have obtained an FBI list of Labour MPs who have used credit cards to pay for internet child pornography, and Blair responded by imposing a massive news blackout, failing however to stop the arrest of one of his most important aides, Phillip Lyon.
These allegations came to light following a campaign to lift the secrecy on the Dunblane massacre. Large sections of the police report were banned from the public domain under a 100-year secrecy order. Lord Cullen, an establishment insider, also omitted and censored references to the documents in his final report. Parents and teachers were advised to concentrate their efforts on a campaign to outlaw handguns instead of focusing on how the mentally unstable Freemason, already known by the police to be a paedophile, had obtained a firearms licence for ***six*** handguns. Hamilton allegedly enjoyed good relations with both local Labour luminary George Robertson and Michael Forsyth, the then Scottish Secretary of State and MP for Stirling. Forsyth congratulated and encouraged Hamilton for running a boy's club. Hamilton was also found to have exchanged letters with the British monarch, Queen Elizabeth.
It is despicable that this tabloid newspaper have paid a so-called 'body language expert' to study film of Gordon Brown out with his wife to prove, so this charlatan claims, that the marriage is a sham.
Isn't the Prime Minister entitled to a private life? His personal life and sexual inclinations should be no concern of cynical tabloid journalists or their bigoted readers.
I certainly wil not be buying this so-called newspaper again.
Anonymous said...
Dunblane massacre: 13 March 1996.
Election of Blair: 1 May 1997.
All the crap you write stems from this obvious fallacy.
Grasping at straws?
Here is more fallacy.
The rumours and allegations concerning Lord Robertson's ties to Hamilton, and the possibility that the American intelligence services may be blackmailing Tony Blair into continued support for a U.S. invasion of Iraq, have been given fire by internet investigator and intelligence expert Michael Keaney:
"An additional, and potentially explosive, aspect of US leverage over Blair is the FBI's investigation of users of child porn websites which has already claimed a number of high profile scalps. [....] The biggest two fish that come to mind are indeed high profile: firstly there is George Robertson, who today has announced that he will step down as NATO Secretary General after four years and two months in the job. Were he to be fingered the fall out would be spectacular but short-lived -- he's been a long time out of the cabinet and is sufficiently distant from Tony to be regarded as not requiring the presentational finesse of a "rolling" Cabinet committee, whatever that might be. However, our second candidate is most certainly very closely identified with the prime minister, and retains a high profile [and] continues to operate at a very high level indeed, whether in Europe, Japan, or even the Middle East."
Anonymous said...
Rocking horse Cyclops' autistic gobbling fishlips said...
Once upon a time Ex-NATO boss and Blair government insider Lord Robertson has threatened threatened to sue Scotland's leading independent newspaper over internet allegations that ...
Threatening to sue is not an admission of guilt. Nor is denying allegations.
Name the names, why don't you?
OK.
"Peter Mandelson began political life as a member of the Communist Party, soon "seeing the light" and instead getting involved with the CIA/MI6-financed Socialist International youth wing and the Labour Party, through which he rose in parallel with his experience working at London Weekend Television with other A-list regulars like John Birt and Michael Maclay, now public mouthpiece of Hakluyt, the private sector spook outfit run by a bunch of "ex" MI6 types including the widow of ex-Labour leader John Smith. This sort of background and connections makes Mandelson very useful in the sort of corridors-and-alleyways diplomacy and networking that is the real substance of international relations and intelligence gathering. [....] If Mandelson is indeed the suspect, then the damage this could cause may fatally wound Blair."
Plan A is obviously a complete twat.
Perhaps you should spend more time with your stamp collection.
Weren't all these "NuLab sicko" allegations reported by that mag Scallywag 3 or 4 years ago. It doesnt seem to be online anymore.