What Did They Do With Gisela?
This morning Quentin Letts in his sketch wonders what the Labour whips did to Gisela "Gordon is Lying" Stuart during Brown's EU treaty statement yesterday. He points out that she was noticeably missing despite having helped on the drafting committee for the EU constitution. Jack Straw (pictured here) chose her to be on Valéry Giscard d'Estaing's committee when he was Foreign Secretary. Quentin is therefore looking for her:-Lost: one feline Labour MP, sleek coat, answers to the name of Gisela Stuart (Edgbaston). If you see this much-stroked pussy please ring to say she is all right.
The slimey Kaufman had a go at her yesterday as well, he spoke of how some MPs were prepared to write "well remunerated articles" in the Press, and how they "prefer money to the truth". Rich coming from him, as you can see by studying the register of interests.
Some MPs do television for free, but not him. Here are Gerald's recent declared media fees: BBC (Up to £5,000), Daily Mail (Up to £5,000), Mail on Sunday (Up to £5,000), Evening Standard (Up to £5,000), Fees from the Telegraph Group. (Up to £5,000), The Scotsman, News International, (Up to £5,000). Massive pot calling small kettle...
Some MPs do television for free, but not him. Here are Gerald's recent declared media fees: BBC (Up to £5,000), Daily Mail (Up to £5,000), Mail on Sunday (Up to £5,000), Evening Standard (Up to £5,000), Fees from the Telegraph Group. (Up to £5,000), The Scotsman, News International, (Up to £5,000). Massive pot calling small kettle...
32 comments:
Ah,
the saintly gerald. Manchester's answer to David Bellamy. How he stamped his pretty little feet when us nasty country bumpkins didn't stop chasing those poor little foxywoxxies.
"much-stroked pussy"
What is Quentin trying to suggest?
"Fnarr! Fnarr!",
Gisela - like K Hoey & F Field & Marshall Andrews - does at least have a brain and a purpose. Too many Labour MPs see themselves as mere mouthpieces for head office. How can the likes of Prescott, Harman and Jowell live with themselves?
Ah yes, another superb example of the Kaufman Selective Memory syndrome. Apparently there is no known cure and it is highly contagious - particularly amongst those in government.
Sorry for the noise, dears.
Poisonous/Kevin is on half term.
PSVSR = bore of the week.
All PSVR's comments get deleted ASAP.
Straw: whenever there's a fuck-up, he's there somewhere.
I have a feeling that this could be turning into Brown's 'Maastricht' period, when trust begins to erode, and the 'extended parliamentary scrutiny' wears him down so much he will offer a referendum just for a quiet life..
Strange how he was so keen to offer a referendum on the euro, to shaft Peter Mandelson from selling us down that river...
Gisela's probably being whipped into compliance.
Has anybody checked to see where Ruthie is.....opus dei always have a supply of scourges for the recalcitrant.
Kaufman strokes pussies. His biog says he is fond of cats. It also says he is umarried, and is famous for his colourful wardrobe.
He is 77 years old, and is clearly now in his old age having trouble in recognising the truth - though his fondness for money, and the mention of it in many of his speeches accusing others, is legendary.
Gisela can safely ignore the old git. He's well past his sell-by date, and is starting to reek of hypocrisy - as well as pussies - only those that purr.
On top of outrageous expenses I hear he's also a rubbish constituency MP - I live in manchester and hear many complaints about his general inability to help his constituents.
Could be partially explained by his coming so near the bottom of member's expenses despite being ina an urban, northern seat http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/gerald_kaufman/manchester%2C_gorton#expenses]
which suggests (despite what DailyMail-ites may think) that he doesn't spend much on caseworkers etc.
The excellent Q. Letts writes: "I did notice a few Whips looking contented and patting their tummies. Are you all right, Gisela? Or have they disposed of you?"
I've always thought Labour could get no lower than Zimbabwe. Now it seems they have the Central African Republic in their sights.
See here if you're puzzled.
A press release from the reichstag:- 'Gisela Stuart has been sent to Scotland as punishment for speaking the truth. The Fuhrer Gordon Brown wants Europe to be united. To that end the Fuhrer's government will lie and fully ignore the will of the people'.
Wasn't Gisela's pussy stroked by the same character who tried to stroke Fiona Jones's?
Backwoodsman
The saintly gerald is more like manchester answer to lilly savage if you catch my drift! (+:
Isn't it Grand Entrance of Queen of Sheba is hum by backbencher when Lady Geraldine make perfumed approach? Is great music by famous Polish composer Handel and all but is bit strong for old queen like Kaufmann with face like foreskin. Dance of Sugar Plum Fairy
Isn't it true also that Lady Geraldine make more injunction than any other thieving lying cocksucker since lousy Kosovan bum, Robert Maxwell. Is freedom of speech ok for rancid old bachelor boy protect by parliamentary privilege but not for any other bastard ?
Only few people in Scotland, best part of England, believes rumours of long career in Oatenism of mouthy bullyboy MP, member for Tel Aviv, dressed up like dog's fucking dinner.
Have Nagilah, it's grim up North.
Come on Tory boys, let's be honest here.
We all know that Gisela Stuart, Frank Field, Kate Hoey and at least 1 other have already done a deal with Cameron to cross the floor.
Cameron is just keeping them in the Labour Party for the time being because, at the moment, they can do more damage to Gordon from within rather than outside.
But they'll be on the Tory benches within 6 months so let's not kid ourselves otherwise.
What's all this innuendo about Gerry Kaufman being an old queen?
Shurely shome mishtake!!
I was supposed to say that!
I'm sure she'll turn up. I'm more concerned about where Gordon's brain has gone.
Anon 11.05, the three fuckwits you mention, Prescunt, Harridan and "my husband looks after the finances" Jowell, live with themselves because they are a) stupid beyond parody, b) corrupt, and c) convinced of the rightness of the Nu-Liebour project. They do NOT think in any higher primate sort of way.
That revolting old queen Kaufman, who stanislav rightly compares to a foreskin, is so egregious that he is enough to give anti-semitism a good name.
Can anyone do a queer head-count in the Commons, just for information purposes?
Kaufman has something of the Himmler in him. Appearance and attitude. A nasty column of toxic waste.
Gisela, just don't take that rusty blunt pen knife and half an aspirin on your eary morning walk in the country.
I am always a little bit worried when I see Gisela that if I find her anything less than totally unattractive I am worried that the 5 % latent homosexuality that is meant to lurk within all us chaps is urging me to 'come over to the dark side'.
And to cap that, I saw in today's Guardian a picture spread of gorgeous girlies sporting fashionable fringes, once of whom was, er, Gavin Henson...
"And to cap that, I saw in today's Guardian a picture spread of gorgeous girlies sporting fashionable fringes, once of whom was, er, Gavin Henson..."
Henson's so smooth and perfumed that I think a chap could shag him and still reasonably claim to be straight. But if your tastes run to Lady Geraldina Kauffperson then I'm afraid there's no hope for you.
Ahhhh! Herr Kaufman. Just the mention of his name takes me back to the late 80's, when together with the BBC, he was forced to pay me (and others) £20,000 compensation each, for suggesting we were part of the notorious Holloway (police) van crew. I sent the bald cunt a postcard from Australia, thanking him for paying for my honeymoon. Did the four eyed twat reply? Did he feck. Ingnorant cunt...
"We all know that Gisela Stuart, Frank Field, Kate Hoey and at least 1 other have already done a deal with Cameron to cross the floor."
Hmm... Frank Field I could believe. But Kate Hoey ? I can't see that, and I think you've blown your cover as an astro-turfer there, unless you can come up with a more convincing explanation...
someone should warn Gisela to go no where near any coproximol tablets....
10:54 AM
I think he's just trying to say that it's all starting to smell a bit fishy, Bill.
Bet Brown choked on Gisela's 'red-herring' tho.
Wow! Didn't he sure cop one from the feisty Edgbaston fishwife.
"We all know that Gisela Stuart, Frank Field, Kate Hoey and at least 1 other have already done a deal with Cameron to cross the floor."
Complete rubbish. But the makings of the next Cabinet once Brown gets knifed.
Guido, what's the current odds on the date for this?
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