Government in Halloween Double Trick Retreat
The business community is relieved that the horror of a flat 18% CGT is to be cushioned by a £100,000 tax exempt threshold - Osborne is deriding Darling's Halloween retreat "Alistair Darling has heaped confusion on incompetence. Only three weeks ago, the Chancellor announced big tax increases for small businesses and entrepreneurs... The government has performed so many u-turns it doesn't know which way it's facing."
This follows the news that the government is dropping the planned trick to claw back 5% from school budgets. Guido has no idea where we are now with the pay - as - you - throw micro-chipped-Bin-Brother-spy policy. Guido can confirm however that there is no truth in the rumour that at midnight Ed Balls will turn into a pumpkin. 
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If Ed Balls turned into a pumpkin it would be an improvement for Ed Balls. It would also be a tragic day for the pumpkin family.
Nulab Bumkin, where poilcies are excreted. Brown Balls and all
i dont know i think straw has the next most creepy , definte IGOR to browns Dr Frankenstien.
the more they dont state ther vision the more creepy they are , even unions are telling gordo to start telling , i dont give him much longer now , what a mess what a wonk goverment.
Does he turn into a human being?
no terryandjune, he just paints his face as a pumpkin as in the photo...
Balls wife has the pumpkin head. You just want to take a bat to it...
Does it light up?
Ah you have access to Gordo's Cam-in-Kazi. He obviously misunderstood the Tory claim that he was a kamikazi PM.
Anon. 2:01 said "If Ed Balls turned into a pumpkin it would be an improvement"
He is a pumpkin already. A cuntry pumpkin.
"Courage" Brown takes another coragous decision: He's a conviction politician, son of the manse, lost an eye, blah, blah,blah.............! I hate all he stands for, and the fact that he'd do anything to keep power. I've sold my house and am leaving the UK on Friday, I wish you luck in seeing the back on Brown real quick!
Pumpkin-maybe, blood sucker-for sure, cock sucker.......by appointment.
With that maniac gleam he has in his eyes I thought Ed Balls was lit up already.
Is that two cheeks of the same cuntry pumpkin?
For crying out loud what a shambles.
I think this adminstration could be the last we ever see of the Labour Party. If they can't even get a CGT change right how the hell will they manage with a run on the pound, or a stock market crash, or a credit squeeze?
Is that Brown's fat arse as he prepares to be roasted by Alec Salmond at one end and David Cameron at the other?
I see thehitch is alive and well and available for photo sessions.
Is that picture drawn by Osbourne for his cocke buddies.
Darling listened well done.
Poisonous Kevin, if you must attack Osborne why not spell his name right? Otherwise you just give yourself away -- every time.
Boring little tit.
I like the way you signed yourself off with my nicname for you. Just back from school are you.
I see NuLabour can't even employ decent trolls these days. They are stuck with some twat with dyslexia and fingers too big for the keyboard.
I think he types with his dick. That's the only explanation.
brown sandwich:
"Is that Brown's fat arse?"
No. He would have an extra large candle stuck in his pumpkin's mouth like a Cuban cigar.
Does anyone see a similar pattern emerging between Majors last months in 96/97 when half baked policies and infighting and policy handbrake turns abounded and the present fiasco of a regime?
I swear that when the ship 'SS ZANULAB' sinks, they will be at each other like rats in a fucking sack!
Looks like the effective opposition has become too effective.
Those frit of loosing their power are now walking, talking, looking smug, by claiming this was all a result of their own joined up thinking.
As a small business man I know many other small business men.
This may seem like a small but rather nasty attack on the only people that preserve any freedom for the people of the world at all.
But it is far far far far worse then that. It marks the imminent death of private small and medium business in this country. Only a complete fool will now start his own business, and only then if it has no capital investment at all.
Gordon Brown is an unreformed unrepentant Marxist of the most evil lying type imaginable. However he is only doing as he is told by the BASTARDS.
So what kind of future does Gordon and his friends have in mind for the future of Britain?
In Cuba you can not buy a cup of tea a second hand T shirt a Cuban cigar or in fact anything whatsoever from anyone at all.
Really no joke nothing whatsoever zip zilch absolute zero unless it comes from a government owned institution. Where there is nothing to buy either.
You can not sell even the bed your grandfather made for you unless you want to eat plenty of prison or prison hospital food or worse.
The system there is the most in human and repressive imaginable.
SERIOUSLY it really is that bad in fact worse. Don't take my word for it and especially don't take Kens word for anything. GO THERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
AS a tourist you can not even give the poor your money, because they dont want it.
For them it is a serious crime to even posses a single Convertable Pasos without a state permit, and CPs are all you are allowed to have.
Not that they are any good anyway because although a CP cost you a 60pence it is only worth a 36th of a real Cuban pasos, and there is nothing they can buy with it anyway.
Even the tour guide said he had not eaten any meat for 5 years, and he is a very lucky well educated little Cuban.
You can travel around the entire planet and never meet a more repressed and seriously depressed in fact desperate bunch of sad individuals anywhere
By the way did I mention that Castro was trained and financed by the CIA. Who are a branch of the BASTARDS as are the KGB and Gordon's Party.
"Does anyone see a similar pattern emerging between Majors last months in 96/97 when half baked policies and infighting and policy handbrake turns abounded and the present fiasco of a regime?
I swear that when the ship 'SS ZANULAB' sinks, they will be at each other like rats in a fucking sack!"
Spot-on! Hopefully it will provide us with endless hours of entertainment when the economic shit hits the fan! We will need something to keep us cheerful when the lights go out.....
Nightmares again about the Monster Brown ending Everything As We Know It. I swear to God if I hear that monotonous cunt banging on about British Vahl-ewes one more time I'll burst into flames. At least the cunt's given over about his poisonous father rebuking the fuck out of everybody, miserable fucking Bible-bashing nonce. I dunno if Brown senior deployed it but the mad dog Presbyterians up here used to use a shaming stool; they'd get some poor sinner congregant, generally a woman, sit them down in the stool and bollock the life out of them in front of everybody else; pregnant unwed women provided a special treat for the devout Brownite tendency,( a bit like now, really) not the man, just the woman'd get a tongue-lashing from some miserable, reproachful, fucking so-called Doctor of Divinity. Some red-faced, bullyboy cocksucker like the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley (PhD., Univ. of eBay) mouthing punitive scripture would relish driving a poor wee lassie to suicide and then for an encore insisting that the damned Jezebel be buried in some lonely miserable field miles from anywhere so's not to corrupt the more righteous dead. This would all be done in the best interests of hard-working British families. These are the paternally inspired Brown Vahl-ewes - bullying, proscribing, interfering, censuring, moralising, hectoring and claiming Divine legitimacy. And frantic, guilty masturbation. Poisonous fucking nazi bum bandit.
Up all night, anyway, watching parliament, this time it was the select committee to fuck John Yates up the arse with a broken bottle. He was in the shaming stool, big time. He is a precious enough cunt in his own right but not in the same leagues as diseased, ratface Prentice (is he a hereditary MP, Dennis?) and smug beardy cunt Paul Flynn. There was the odd grandstanding tory lawyer with dental issues and some embarrassingly tongue-tied sixth form girl in glasses, obviously bewildered at finding herself an MP and a hagfaced, crone NewLab femimist, passed-over, bitterly unfuckable, for office and stuffed on a committee, out the way. But it was Burst Capillaries Wright, the Plague Rodent Prentice and the fucking Hobbit, Flynn, who were mainly doing the shaming. This bunch of useless self-serving freeloading degenerate layabouts, led, after a fashion, by Wright seemed astounded that anyone doubt their moral superiority. One of them, in Yates' absence, queried his careerism, as though they all weren't the most disgraceful bunch of careerist, parasitic, despotic slimeballs who ever licked the shit from their party leader's arse and begged for seconds.
Yates, tightly scripted, was disappointing. Just doing my job, not for me to comment. Next to him, Rosa Kleb from the CPS was even more protective of the jurisprudence status quo. Only later did a man with balls appear. Dr Michael Fiat Punto Jabberwocky said: the only reason that there aren't scores of successful prosecutions against you fucking lot and that the jails aren't bursting with politicians is that you squash them before they get off the ground. Just because we can't seem to prosecute you doesn't mean that you're not all thieving cunts. There are loads of fucking criminals running around. Just because they're not nicked, don't make them innocent. Nobody wanted to hear him, preferring, instead, the measured, academic tones of some pouting middle-aged woman who had "worked" for the late ginger hobgoblin, Robin Cock, and who surely merits a peerage.
Mercifully, the self-fellating Nick Robinson of the BBC does not appear on the parliament channel and Stanislav was able, eventually, to purge his mind of nightmare images of him and Ms Flint and les freres Millipede and get some rest before a heavy day's plumbing.
It seems though that the committee will ram the bottle up Yates' arse. I wonder if a private prosecution might succeed where the CPS so mysteriously failed, and is anyone going to launch one ?
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