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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Comrade Maguire's Obsessive Maggie Death Fantasy

The Mirror's Kevin Maguire has a pseudo-working-class-warrior writing style requiring him to always refer to "Druggy Dave" the Bambi-killing Etonian toff. His incisive analysis of the political dynamic clearly owes a lot to a youthful close reading of the Beano. In his columns he talks down to his readers in a patronising style that assumes Mirror readers are stupid in a manner that, by way of contrast, Richard Littlejohn would never dream of doing. It is not a style that he uses in the Guardian or the New Statesman. It is all good knock-about stuff, Maguire is after all a Labour party propagandist first and a journalist second. He is, without doubt, far better at the former than the latter.

His pathological hatred of the Tories becomes totally unhinged when it comes to Margaret Thatcher. Time and time again he shares his death fantasies with readers. Today again, under the pretext of a theatre review, he reminds us that he will celebrate her death. He describes her as a harridan who should not be afforded a state funeral. His poisonous "death to class enemies" attitude reveals all you need to know about Kevin Maguire's politics and nature. In another time and place you sense that as a commissar he would have happily dealt out revolutionary justice to class enemies - with a bullet.

83 comments:

Sigmund Freud said...

Sounds like you're the one who's obsessed.

Anonymous said...

Typical Labour aparatchik who is blind to anyone else's views apart from his own and cannot have the good grace to accept that Mrs T was a result of the appalling years of the 1970's when the unions made the country ungovernable and culminated in the "Winter of Discontent" when even the dead were made to pay.

Labour brought Mrs T upon themselves and were forced to change because of her and some like Mr Maguire don't like that fact and after almost 30 years they're still in denial.

Manfarang said...

Didn't you know? He is planning to set up high security mental hospitals where all those of unsound mind who give to the Tories will be locked up along with all those tory bloggers who drink too much!

Anonymous said...

I cannot fathom why Kevin Maguire gets so much punditry work with the TV and radio news media outlets. At least most journos try to show a modicum of bi-partisan spirit in their punditry analysis but he is so overwhelmingly biased and unwilling to call the government out on anything. He seems to think he has a wit and maybe the media bookers that use him agree.

chav said...

maguire,the thinking womans derek hatton

Manfarang said...

Anon 7:44 AM
Nu-Labour is the result of the appalling years of the 1980s- mass unemployment,riots, bankruptcy, impoverished pensioners....

Anonymous said...

Underneath his sharp media haircut Kev's just a typical Geordie lad.

Narrow minded, envious, stubborn & grudge bearing.

Ask my wife and she'll confirm (I'm one too)

Anonymous said...

Is that eye-liner or was he born ugly?

Anonymous said...

Is he Julian Clary in disguise?

Anonymous said...

Too true.

Why is it OK to be prejudice if you are a member of the 'working class'? It's perfectly all right to denigrate 'toffs' with racist language despite the fact that they had the luck to be born into a successful family and had no choice in the matter.

If it is OK to blame Cameron for going to Eton, a decision made by his parents, then it is OK for me to blame all the children in poverty for their own predicament.

mirthios said...

Kevin Maguire is a sick man, needing pity and tender, loving care. Leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

Perish the thought that he'd celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, when you pose as someone who'd like to blow up Parliament and bring all the bastards down together.

Or is your pseudo-revolutionary posturing just a front for a run-of-the-mill Tory boy?

woman on a raft said...

Where is Stanislav? I want to know what he thinks of Maguire and the Mirror.

It has been a rotten summer for the papers. The one reader-grabbing story has been Madeleine McCann, but that has the problem of having very little in the way of additional information to sustain it.

I'm not sure what the papers are for anymore.

the real dave spart said...

"In another time and place you sense that as a commissar he would have happily dealt out revolutionary justice to class enemies - with a bullet."......

On the contrary, as a solidly middle -class kulak posturing as a working class revolutionary Fake Geordie Maguire would have been first up against the wall squealing, begging for mercy, and crying his eyes out like the yellow-bellied coward he is.

Jenny said...

The worrying thing is how much the BBC love Maguire and give him so much airtime. The BBC are the biggest Labour party propagandist machine there is.

sockpuppet said...

Why is it OK to be prejudice if you are a member of the 'working class'?

what, like Kevin? doesn't he live in Richmond? Where the average price of a detached house is north of £1,100,000?

Don't worry. Once Gordon has gone, Maguire will be in the cack proper. NO-one else is going to give him any stories.

He's just an oik on the make.

Anonymous said...

His editorial is like a microcosm for the BBC

William Wilberfarce said...

Kevin Maguire is and allways will be an odious little shit.

Or to give him his Latin name, 'Odious Little Shit'

W.W.

Elby the Beserk said...

Anonymous said...
Labour brought Mrs T upon themselves and were forced to change because of her and some like Mr Maguire don't like that fact and after almost 30 years they're still in denial.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So you could say then that the Tories brought the bastards Bliar and Brown upon us?

scotswood geordie said...

Maguire was never "working class". He was brought up in a leafy suburb in a comfortably off middle-class home.

The working-class Geordie lad image he carefully cultivates is an invented load of crap.

gordon's gapeing gibbering gob said...

'Tories' is used by the left as a swear-word.Why don't the Conservatives point out,time and time again,that such a sneering attitude panders only to the supposed envy of some of some of their core support and against what is at the moment 43% of the hard working,voting populace of this country! How does that square with a so-called 'Respect Agenda'?! The Labour Party is a sham based on a lie.

Anonymous said...

According to the Evening Standard information obtained under the freedom of information act has shown that the knife used to kill Dr David Kelly had no fingerprints on it, strongly suggesting his death was not suicide.

One might assume from this that our own commissars prefer more subtle means of bumping off their enemies.

Anonymous said...

People who read the Mirror are probably thick and don't vote.

Anonymous said...

To be taken seriously- rather than a figure of fun- Maguire should cancel his subscription to the `Dandy` and the `Beano` and grow up.
JH

Paul Linford said...

He's not actually a Geordie at all. Technically speaking that's someone from Newcastle. Maguire is from South Shields, which makes him a "Sanddancer."

Anonymous said...

It is disgrace Macguire gets punditry work. Only the ones who think the troies are the best should be allowed to work on the BBC.

Anonymous said...

Maguire was never working class. He waent to Eton. Was given work for the chancellor in this early twenties where he helped create a finfacial disaster. He then worked for a TV company that went bancrupt. Then he went on to lead the tories. He makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

It is disgrace Macguire gets punditry work. Only the ones who think the troies are the best should be allowed to work on the BBC.

It's an utter disgrace that the level of trolling has now sunk beneath the level of literacy.

And you are going to try and defend someone with clumsy sarcasm, learn how to spell their name. It helps, you giant tit.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Maguire will be one of the 2,500 job cuts in the offing from the BBC. There are plenty more in their employ that could be told to sling their hooks, with no great detriment to braodcastin.

Gary Elsby stoke said...

'Druggie Dave and a pathological hatred of the Tories'

I don't know who Maguire is but I feel a warmth within me for him.

This is obviously a man who knows what he is on about.

Gary

Anonymous said...

Whoops, missed a g.

Anonymous said...

I was not defending him you bufoon. I was making a serious pointe that only those who support the tories should be allowed to work at the BBC. I do not know how that is sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

I am proud to be giant tit. Come here and suck on me.

Anonymous said...

What a failure. Loathed back home, this bollinger boshie now rubs up with the overpaid BBC apparatchiks in the soviet suburb of Richmond. Everybody knows whose tart he was at Eton - still using the lip salve then?

Atlas shrugged said...

We make a big mistake if we think that all potential murderous despots speak with non-English words.

Hate is the emotion of Devils. If Thatcher was bad then the PM, Maguire positively hero worships is a walking living lying criminal piece of death induced human wast product, at best. A living DEVIL at its worst, at worst.

Sane people know that there never has been any material difference between a red British fascist government and a blue British fascist government.

Labours job has always been to inflate the economy by government and personal borrowing to completely unrealistic and unsustainable levels.

The Conservatives job is to deflate it again by government spending cuts resulting and artificially created high unemployment.

A rather neat although a sometimes unwitting conspiracy to rob the people of the fruits of their own hard work, pension, home, prospects, freedom and liberty.

The British government does not and never has given a collective toss about the people who live in Britain. Our Police service our armed forces and all of our government works for The Queen her bankers and various powerful hangers on. It was so back in 1066 and it is still so now.

What ever made Maguire believe any different?

Answer; long term BRAINWASHING

It is also what creates all irrational hatreds in all people around the entire planet.

i hate gordon brown said...

I'll celebrate Gordon Brown's death. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

poisonous slippery V Stalinist ruthlessness: said...

Does it make your dick feel big to hate one eyed man.

gordon's gapeing black holes said...

When she does die,let's see if he has the guts to stand by the funeral cortege and turn his back?I'm sure some Labour media manipulators will advocate that.

Anonymous said...

It would be worth it for the Tories to win the next election just to see this twat start foaming at the mouth and going slowly insane. Not to say that obviously he is already totally deranged in a Wolfie Smith kind of way.

45govt said...

"Assumes Mirror readers are stupid" Guido? What else could they be?
Sockpuppet's "oik on the make" is spot on, and since we get so much dross of Irish descent from the North, I wouldn't be at all surprised if this little turd wasn't a mouth-foaming IRA supporting republican like that Mrs whatsername, whose husband was PM ages ago.
Happily the Maguire irrelevance can expect the demise of the great gay one-eyed snot-gobbling freak he worships before the saviour of Britain, and yes it does give me pleasure to make fun of his, and your disabilities Mr Poisononous.

Morbid Bugger said...

Question - whose death will you clebrate most - Gordon, Tony or Cherie?

Julian said...

Can't we celebrate all 3 simultaneously?

gary elsby said...

Why do you Tories have to be so nasty about Gordon, Tony and Cherie?

Don't you think you go too far?

Why not just celebrate the death of Ming and tell yourselves you are 'ready for Government'.

Believe me, those of us on the Communist left of Stalin enjoy it when you look as though you really mean it and believe it.

Tory wankers.

Gary

poisonous slippery V Stalinist ruthlessness: said...

The anti Irish racism on this board is sick. I hope everyone can see most tories are unreconstructed bigot scum. I bet i have lost the debate now because I pointed out yopur racist.

robin said...

Stalin was bigoted against anyone else who was breathing.

Anonymous said...

"Does it make your dick feel big to hate one eyed man."

Um, no. The fact that I have a big dick makes me feel like I have a big dick.

45govt said...

You were never in the debate Poisonous, you have no capability. We do mean it Gary, we will revel in the early, and timely death of the Bliar husband & wife scum, along with that of that lying cunt Campbell, who after helping Maxwell to steal from the pensioners, helped your one-eyed back passage traveller to do the same. Cunts, all of you.

Id said...

Anon @ 9.58, yes Mirror readers are thick but, unfortunately, they still vote in droves.

Therein lies the problem. The inability to read or understand concepts at a level above the average ten year old appears not to be a barrier to voting like lemmings for the party who gives them the most benefits without thought for how unhealthy the country as a whole becomes.

gordon's gibbering gapeing gob said...

There can't be many Gary Elsby's in Stoke?Have you all got dentists?Maybe that's why you fawn over the Gaper?Maybe that's another reason he gapes?(Apart from hours of trying to cut his own sock)?

Anonymous said...

Poisonous slippery etc

If you look to the top of your desktop there is an icon shaped like a tick with the letters abc above it.

This is called spell check. Please avail yourself of it.

Man in a Shed said...

Aren't some of his views enough to get him sectioned under the mental health act - or prosecuted for incitement to violence and terrorism.

Anonymous said...

zzz

William Wilberfarce said...

When Blair snuffs it, I won't celebrate.
I'll just think of all the British soldiers and Iraqi civilians who where killed or maimed.
Whilst at the same time he was sunning himself on various billionaires yachts.
And trying to keep Cherie out of the sights of the local whaling fleet.
Now you must excuse me, I need to find a pair of pliars, to pull a couple of my own teeth.

At least Saddam had his hench men to pull peoples teeth out.
In Blairs/Browns Britain they are so vicious they make us pull our own out.
Maybe the Americans will invade to 'save us'.
Too late now North Sea oil has run out.

W.W.

Atlas shrugged said...

Gary Elsby

Not at all. In fact I personally do not think I go far enough. The English Language and my use of it are sometimes inadequate.

stanislav said...

Mr 45 at 1.47

That's my boy.

Bog said...

Kevin Mcguire's no socialist agitator from the North East. It's a sham. In fact he’s an American - a theatrical luvvie who directs plays on Broadway. What a fraud.

http://www.hubbardhall.org/kevin.php

derek draper md said...

Kevin's problem is in the trouser area. He doesn't know who he is in the sexual sense and this combined with a todger is that dimensionally challenged(a la Prescott), has left him embittered and confused. Thatcher hatred is really self loathing.

chatterbox said...

I get annoyed about the way Maguire is presented on the TV as a political pundit, he writes bile laden drivel in a red topped comic!
What really annoys me is that he gets paid for it by the likes of the Beeb and Sky, bring back Trevor Kavanagh as the voice of the red top political pundits. He is by far the best political commentator around!

Anonymous said...

What all the fuss about? Thatcher has been dead from the neck up for years.

Gary Elsby Tory hater said...

Maguire hates the Tories. This is a stated if not proven fact.

I hate maguire because no one AND I MEAN NO-ONE! hates Tory scumbags more than me.

I hope this clears up any misunderstandings between Tory wankers of which you are.

You think you aren't but you know what lying cunts you all are.

Gary

45govt said...

Gary:
Well why are you here playing amongst the enemy, when you clearly have not brought your balls with you? Another mong who's lost his way, sad really, but amusing for us.

Atlas shrugged said...

Gary Elsby
Its important to understand that the poor have nothing to lose. That has either not already been taken from them or they have never had in the first place. Except for their lives of course.

The poor dont give a flying fuck and this country of democratic mob rule. the mob is

The people who lose power freedom independence liberty and wealth in any Fascist or Marxist state ( not that there is any effective difference whatsoever between the two ) are the lower middle, the middle classes and many of the upper middle classes.

'WORK MAKES FREEDOM' was a lie in 1943 and it is a lie now. 'WORK MAKES SLAVERY' would be more accurate, when Fascism is in control of the world.

Just think about it. Why should they wast time and money building concentration camps when the bankers can at any time, turn the whole country into one and make people work build look after and pay for their own permanent, never to be owned, prison cells?

What is the point of building gas chambers when the same people can get the NHS to do the job for them, and supply the bugs and or the drugs to help get the job done?

Why force people to work when they simply have to just to pay the food heating and 'rent' bills. In SHORT just to stay alive and solvent?

Remember this;

G is a Marxist he always was and he still is. The fact that he knows what Marxist Communism/socialism really is and exactly how it is going to be achieved in the homeland of international capitalism and YOU all DON'T is not Mc Stalins fault or problem. It is YOURS and OURS.

Ray Honeyford retd said...

With respect Atlas you are pissing in the wind casting your pearls at our Gazza from Stoke. The poor fellow is the victim of Shirley Williams education reforms(sic) which means he is unemployed and unemployable. But despite being a parasite he is entitled to his views despite being a braindead fuckwit. A little pity and understanding is in order.

red despot spotter said...

nice piece atlas
the problem with left journos such as kevin macguire is that they always see things through very rose tinted goggles.
right now in this country people are dying , uncessarily through the crime and ill health , people are frigtend of going out even in the daytime in some areas now.

so come on kevin just what part of part gordos state do you not want to see , which bit of makes you scurry for a latte to discuss eurotopia. its precisely twats like you that take your polotics from a selective left education that are destroying this country.

mcguire you will end your life as a bitter facist all because you were so stupid as to not see why this country was so good in the first place.

thanks
red despot spotter

lobbyinsider said...

EXCLUSIVE! Apparently, Maguire has finally managed to successfully knife the Mirror's Blairite political editor Oonagh Blackman. Blackman - appointed by her cloee "friend" and ex-Mirror editor Pier Moron - has always been in Brown-noser and associate editor Maguire's sights. Today, she was strangely enjoying an unexpected "holiday" amid rumours she'd been fired. Doubtless, it'll be dressed up as a resignation in some tedious spin-operation. Expect loyal (to Maguire) deputy Bob Roberts to be promoted into the empty chair and the Brownite subservience to continue....yawn...

red despot spotter said...

re lobby insiders post
so the mirror becomes the morning star clone , then and the troygraph gets labour reporter.

the way is being paved for the new politics of the old left ,

thanks
red despot spotter

Thomas Gordon said...

45 Gov,Atlas,et al are of course Bang on the money as usual.

Perhaps Al Beeb/TASS (aka the Mirror) can raise some fucking money to send Gary and comrades on their dream holiday to North Korea.

I'll be more than happy to give a couple of quid to see the cunt get a good kicking.

Michael said...

Calm down, ladies. Tell you what, I think you could do with a good party. Funnily enough, there's been just such an event planned for all of you - Trafalgar Square, 2pm, the Saturday following Thatcher's death, courtesy of Class War. Bring your own (champagne, naturally). We'll see you there. Aloha!

45govt said...

Ah, Class War, that thinking commie's secret club - only cunts need apply, and must offer proof of never having had an independent thought, or having been self-supporting in any way. They are then of course ideally equipped to point out the error of the working, producing population's ways, and show them how much better they can spend the poor suckers' money for them.
A bit like the freaky grey greasy snot-gobbler who graces the head of the class struggle now.
Brown ales all round, none of that toffs' champers Michael!

red despot spotter said...

re michaels post

name me one communist goverment that has been a resounding success and that hasnt had some sort of blood bath ????

ime waiting

well as a matter of fact i might as well not check on here again because every communist class struggle goverment has been a humanitarian disaster.

when will you lot wake up that marxism is a failed wank political idea adopted by children for the purposes of speaking to children that they hope never ask any questions about "why things are that way"

thanks
red despot spotter

Joe Bass said...

Like most class bigoted and 'chipped' extremists he will turn out to be a hypocrite – isn't it about time these hereditary labour nerds evolve into the current century?

Brownbadger said...

The sockpuppet 'Poisonous' is Maguire's glove child

Anonymous said...

Class struggle? Is that the thing where people on benefits make people like Madonna and David Beckham super rich?

poisonous slippery V Stalinist ruthlessness: said...

How is it class war to hate ahcher. She was probably from the same class as MacGuire. Anyway I am not Macguire. Grow up.

45govt said...

Poisonous, who is "ahcher"? Illiterate cretin.

Brownbadger said...

poisonous slippery V Stalinist ruthlessness: said...
How is it class war to hate ahcher. She was probably from the same class as MacGuire. Anyway I am not Macguire. Grow up.

How would an illiterate bastard like you know whether or not you were Maguire's glove child? I doubt you can read your birth certificate.

Gary Elsby stoke said...

Atlas:
Thank you for that very use(less) piece of information.

I'm struggling to place you into the category of which would best please you and everyone.

I'm torn between lying cunt or just good 'ol fashioned- cunt.

If we go 'back to basics' then it's lying cunt all the way. But I think I may opt for the William Hague version

I don't know just yet.

Gary

Michael said...

You guys! I merely invite you to a party with your favourite tipple & you go all foam-flecked ballistic.

By the way, red despot spotter, why do you assume I'm a Marxist? Those looking to see off that old oxygen thief are a very broad church indeed.

Tally ho!

Anonymous said...

Can anybody take Maguire seriously?

Gary Elsby said...

He's my favourite journalist at the moment.

Where does he write?

Gary

Anonymous said...

Still got those cock sucking lips after all these years.

Fawkes mistress said...

Who does not look at Maguire seriously? He is one of the best ones on the TV. He is hated by the right. So what. Tory women want to fuck him, Tory men want be him. It is obvious to everyone this hatred of Maguire is repressed homerotic deseres from tories. Just like their hatred of our brave PM. and their hatred of Gandhi.

Whose got me knickers? said...

scotswood geordie said...
The working-class Geordie lad image he carefully cultivates is an invented load of crap.


Eeee, hinny.


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