Brownie Family Picture
Regular readers will enjoy the Rowson cartoon in the Guardian today. A touching family scene involving Gordon Brown and nappies. Guido would reproduce it but can't face Deborah Summers ringing Guido up to harangue him yet again. Enjoy.
24 comments:
Go Guide, reproduce it - it's fantastic and upsetting the lefty cow is all part of the fun. What else it your blog for?
Is Deborah related to Ann Summers of giant dildo fame?
I see Gay Gordon's trying to get back in Sky New's good books by giving them an "exclusive" interview on the Afghan debacle this morning.
Ooh, Nick and Daisy are gonna be furious!!
Rowson gets better and better. In the bottom left-hand corner Brown has sealed the slot of a ballot box with a nappy full of shit. Hogarth was never as insightful.
Where's the rocking horse?
Not knowing who Deborah Summers was, I googled this ACE article from the much lamented but still loved Indy..
"Yo! Niger
Deborah Summers of the Glasgow Herald has been made Guardian Online's new political editor. Summers, known affectionately as "Dim Debbie", is not held to be the quickest greyhound out of the traps. Legend has is that once, on seeing an Independent front page about Niger, she rushed around the office saying: "How could they use that word?"
where's the link
Fucking hell that is horrible.
shit post no fans
shit post no fans
Is it wise for the Indie to smugly draw attention to f*ck-wit journalists? Look to the moat in thine own eye......... (or something like that).
Doug Alexander is seriously damaged goods. He'll be out of the cabinet within months.
Another example of a talentless nonentity being promoted by Brown well beyond his limited ability.
Marvellous.
so where does the brownie/rocking horse story come from?
Nurse Brown is doing a thorough job on cleaning Wee Doug's arse. Yet I am vaguely disturbed by this image. Nurse has a glint in the squashed eyes - is this simply evidence of focus or is it an outward sign of some inner stirrings.
Look to the moat in thine own eye......... (or something like that).
'mote', shurely? A moat in the eye would be...wetter
ANON 10.25
Remember the furore in the US when someone in one of the Houses used the word "niggardly" in ref. to a program? Howls of outrage, and gales of laughter in equal measure.
For our illiterate trolls - look it up.
You're a very naughty boy Guido, and you know it. You need a very good spanking.
PRESS RELEASE
Well its now however many days it is since we murdered Ming and disposed of his body and me and Simon, rather than go back to work, are launching a phone line in an attempt to stop people saying we had something to do with his murder. Suggestions that we did it are unhelpful and ludicrous. Ask our sister. We must keep his disappearance in the headlines otherwise people will examine our stories and conclude that we are a pair of cunts. Launching the phone line will help us in our long term aim of getting away with murder and any profits will go to our own charity www.neverworkagain.com which is closely overseen by the world renowned charity administrator, my brother. The idea that our whole family would fly all around the world and claim expenses from this charity is ludicrous and unhelpful. The focus should be on wotsisname, Ming, that's it, I knew it would come to me. The idea that we had anything to do with Ming’s disappearance, or that we sedated the silly old bastard, is also unhelpful. And ludicrous. We know that Ming is out there somewhere.
DNA evidence against is is unhelpful. Discrepancies in our statements are unhelpful. There is no way we would have harmed Ming. We love Ming and want him back with the twins, Nick and Chris. But this does not mean that we should answer any questions from the police. That would be ludicrous. We have approached Lord Richard Branson of Tubular Bells and he has promised to jump off a building to help us find Ming, but only when he has found his own friend, the adventurer, Mr Steve Fuckwit. Mr Fuckwit is out there somewhere.
FindMing wristbands and posters are still available at our website www.wedidn’tdoit.com priced very reasonably at £15 plus VAT; pictures of Simon and I are also available at the website, together with details of our running times, which are improving. Every cloud has a silver lining. Only perhaps not for Ming. Nevertheless, we urge readers, viewers and any other silly, sentimental bastards to get out there and search for him. He is out there somewhere. He could be in your rockery, alone and afraid. Me and Simon are off to be filmed walking into church, holding hands. It’s what we do. And sitting on the sofa.
If I may have said earlier that me and Simon killed Ming and disposed of his body what I meant to say was that we tucked him up in bed, told him his favourite story about the old Scotch sprinter who became prime minister and went out to get drunk with our important, responsible friends. Whether we left Ming in a locked or unlocked room is ludicrous. And unhelpful. Anybody who knows Simon knows that he was, is, devoted to Ming and wouldn't harm a hair on his head, if he had any, which sadly, he didn't, or, I mean, doesn't.
This cartoon is shameful and most certainly Guido should not reproduce it.
It is wrong to suggest that his finger nails are so badly bitten or that indeed Gordon uses Nappies for anything other than blocking the ballot boxes,
It is a pure fabrication to imagine that the electorate may expect a referendum on Europe- after all ,
We only promised a referendum on a Constitution
90 or 95 % identical does not mean it is a a full Constituion
After all a pig has 98% of the DNA of a man- but it is not a man
QED
so where does the brownie/rocking horse story come from?
From the legendary photos, rumoured to have been passed furtively amongst Labour party members back in the mists of time (the eighties) said to show an adult Gordon Brown in a nappy, riding a rocking horse, while sucking on a toffee apple.
Tis said Mandy Mandelson still has a copy stashed in a Swiss vault.
When gays get to fighting, it's hell hath no fury.... Mandelscunt will out Gordo at an opportune moment for maximum effect, as revenge is a dish best served cold. I suspect this will be after he has exploited the Brussels gravy train to its limit, and after his asshole-buddy Bliar is confirmed as EU president. Something for us all to look forward to - letterbox gob as first lady(wtf) of Europe. It'll be Transits, alfresco dumping and burning tyres everywhere.
The PM is not gay. Please stop these tories gay fantasies. Tories love fantasising about straight guys. They see it as some sort of conquest to make a straight man gay. I have list of tories who tried to turn the PM gay and failed. Some of the men on the list will surprise you, many of this blog. Anyway Brown has enough trouble keeping Lady Thacter, and her majesty the queen if England (Her Majesty not some geezer from the tory shadow cab) sexually satisfied. Please could the previoous p[ost accept that gay fantasies about straight men are offensive to straight men. Please stop it.
Patsy Hewitt retd said...
Nurse Brown is doing a thorough job on cleaning Wee Doug's arse. Yet I am vaguely disturbed by this image. Nurse has a glint in the squashed eyes - is this simply evidence of focus or is it an outward sign of some inner stirrings.
It's a vision thing
After all a pig has 98% of the DNA of a man- but it is not a man
It is in my experience
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