Totty Watch : Who are these Policy Wonks?
Recess Monkey* is having a bit of fun with some Tory girls in the back of a car. The new Tory Stand Up, Speak Up site has three videos with these nice girls on a 40 minute car journey discussing Conservative policies, Pete André and Jordan, Grazia magazine and Victoria Beckham.He mocks them. Guido wants to remind you that it is Recess Monkey who during the Labour deputy elections directed an eight part interview with Hilary and Tony Benn waffling in semi-darkness into a video camera controlled by a Parkinson's sufferer. (Surprisingly Hilary didn't win the leadership election.)
Like the Monkey, Guido too wants to know, who are the girls?
*According to a recent ICM survey 5 times as many MPs read Guido as Recess Monkey.
33 comments:
So that's 5MPs reading this and 1 over at the other place then.
I dunno but they look like County Set - it's a 4x4 with a dog guard in the back for the pointers
Appalling.
I clicked off as soon as I clicked on that it was not an edition of Bangbus.
Actually they're not that posh. Recess Monkey wants them to be 'toffs' but to my ear, they're a mix of county and fairly middle middle class, esp. the driver. Still, I would...
Actually they're not that posh. Recess Monkey wants them to be 'toffs' but to my ear, they're a mix of county and fairly middle middle class, esp. the driver.
agreed. one of them pronounces "authority" as "orthoritay" - somewhat hyacinth bucket.
I can't believe you used up some keyboard strokes referencing that waste of oxygen big nosed bacon chomping twat Monkey Fucker. It would have been better used describing how he is deluded enough to still believe in New Labour... as I said, a twat.
No idea who these chicks are. But the one on the right looks - and acts - like she has a bad hangover. Like she's not really *that* bothered by it all and she's more concerned about trying not to chuck up.
The one of the left is FAR too gobby for me and has a face like a deformed fish. Good for some head, that's it.
One on the right reminds me of Annunziata Rees-Mogg but less catty.
So, yes - with her, I definitely would.
I am by no means picky, but they both seem a tad average.
Though I probably would
W.W.
It's most heart-warming to see everyone agreeing so nicely about these young ladies and the quality of their oral motor skills.
I do love consensual politics.
Good gad sir - totty! You have been in sun too long - or Mrs Fawkes has been closed for business for so long after giving birth that you have lowered your standards.
Hilarious! If ever GB's lot needed cheering up, this shows the Tories are light years off the pace. Two mares on the back seat are called Clare (too posh to be a Claire0 and Arwen and some inaudible name for the girl in the front...according to the first of the three tapes on You Tube
they look like they do too much coke to me...
Are they friends of Pete Doherty? They have the 100-calories-a-day look. Grist to the mill of Noooooo Toryizm.
Has Steve Hilton gone mad? Recess Monkey's analysis is spot on. I thought Team Cameron was meant to 'get it'. Clearly not judging by this nonsense.
Cameron is toast!
Whoooa ya pimpz
yo' tiny whitey pricks iz not going ta rip those ho's what 'chew thinking man? two at uh tyme iz muh ma fuckin bomb side brace yourself foo'!
Saddest thing is probably the person who posts comments on YouTube profiles of all places, none other than everyone's favourite axe-murderer.
when they mentioned Peter Andre and Victoria Beckham i just uttered a short "FFS" and turned off.
This is what passes for totty these days? Oh dear - I know that beig a new dad (again) is tiring, and that fatigue adversely affects judgement, but really...
Got any more of KTR with her nips out?
Should be ok if taken from behind.
yep, definite passport job (if you need to their faces...)
The ugly fucker is probably just bitter because he wouldnt stand a chance of getting into eithers pants.
Conservative = sex with fine women
Labour= lonely wanking sessions or sex with ugly women.
its a fucking sceintific fact.
"some inaudible name for the girl in the front..."
The driver's name is Pippa, according to the first tape. A good, Tory name, methinks.
julian that must be such a comfort to the two young ladies concerned
We were at least able to recognise who the people were in the Recess Monkey directed epic. These four are a strange breed. They are usually to be found outside Private Schools in the Chalfont area, driving cars the size of houses. Best avoided. This video has the whiff of a PR executive about it. Why would a non professional choose to film in a noisy car?
The one on the left is called ARWIN.
They are not CHALFONT voices. More SLOUGH/MAIDENHEAD.
I fear Recess Monkey is finding recess rather slow having now given an interview to Glamour magazine and pinching my quote!
Unfortunately that video just calls for a Sion Simon left-whinge rant response. Roll on Erdington's finest in a blonde wig, an Audi 4x4 and a video-phone
The one on the right looks like a younger version of Sarah 'glug glug' Kennedy.
Katie Taylor-Richards MMmmm nips
Mmmmm celery Mmmmmm
They're A List candidates coming to a constituency near you.
Can't beat the occaissional wonk on the back seat I always say.
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