The Miliblogger is Back to Bore for Britain
The Miliblogger is back and this time he has a gang. Guido is pleased to say he was the first to welcome him. If you want to give him some feedback, perhaps about the EU constitutional treaty, he would love to hear from you. Tell him Guido sent you...
52 comments:
Big Dickhead is in da house! Wassup my hizzies I is foreign secretary!
expect comments to be removed or very closely moderated...
Well I criticised and was published! I accidentally posted twice and both got through, moderators must be down the pub. Gordon Stalin should have a word with young miliblogger about "Total Control".
Ed Balls was the surprise at the wanking competition today, started very badly, possibly some soreness, tugging it in front of Brillo he was pure magic, he knew nothing about anything except it was the tories what did it, beautiful finish. Hain, what a letdown, big orange head, good form, heart wasn't in it. Children went home disappointed yesterday because of that man, does he even belong in the professional game.
Today at the Wanking spectacular
Balls 3/2
Milburn 2/1 a magisterial public masturbater
Hain 100/1
Jowell How did she get UGLIER?
URGENT ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!!
MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO CENSORSHIP ON THE MILLIBLOG!
fantastic news should be busting by tommorow , i reckon gordon will cave 100,200 on daily telegraph , milliband sent into confusion , over being jilted after recent coronation.
dear guido
whilst your blogs aim is to finish parliment (as its corrupt) any chance of some kind of euro Guido , is there any historical (could be histierical) charcture from europes past that could emulate you.
we want someone who would be of guido beliefs , but wants to dispose of brussles parliment
perhaps guido bonipart.
ohh an please someone have a look at mandelsons speech at the labour progress fringe meeting on sept 23rd , when he talks about flirting and looks across at miliband , just like that old bloke out of family guy cartoon "shhhuuurre does look like someones going to be recieveing my manefesto pledge tonight"
thanks
pig farmer
Do Miliband's survey which is independently compiled! It asks you where you came from - GUIDO. Also, it asks whether you read other political blogs - too many to mention was my answer.
We really should thank the Milipee for this - the comments so far are of a very high level of sniping, hilarious.
Alan Douglas
As a post-revisionist neo-kantian reconstructionist I applaud Bro. M. It’s time us leftis ‘ad a sight wot we cood kall our own! O 4 the day when all you other Bs are brought under the tight control of the glorious socialist state.
I say you chaps, - never mind that socialist chappie – wot’s is name - ‘M’ something? How about giving a tad more oomph to jolly Dave – you know the kind of thing - say a few words to support him at the seaside next week – yah, - that should do it!
Beautiful interview with Jack 'make my day' Straw this morning on Today.
Apparently Jungle Jack has been a 'have a go hero' on 4 occasions, saving many lives.
Modest Jack, 35, will use these experiences as evidence for reforming the law covering members of the public who interevene to stop crime.
Asked why he hadn't reformed these laws as home secretary, and why he'd opposed Conservative attempts to do the same, Terminator Jack blustered for England.
He explained it was time for a right-wing conference speech. No sorry, a serious review of the criminal law.
Just the facts Jack.
Thank you, thank you Miliblogger - not had so much fun in ages. Wonder when will they wipe the comments? Perhaps they don't roll up to work at the FCO until 10am?
Amazing garbage from Milliband. This guy has the intellect of a fourth-former in a sink-estate school. Still, it'll be fun to drop in occasionally and have a crack at it.
We ought to be grateful that the Minister has seen fit to provide a source of free entertainment in these difficult times.
Millipedes blog is the funniest thing I have read in ages - superb comments! I look forward to reading about his success in colouring in all the pictures in his work book, while he was on the big shiny airyplane.
The alarming thing is that this creature with the intellect of a toilet brush is now Britains Foreign Secretary. His appointment makes the previous incumbent Rosa Krebbs Beckett look good.
Gawd help us all.
Hey! My comment has been removed from the Miliblog. Was it something I said?
Haven't yet noticed my comments, perhaps I should have said that I was full of admiration for the way our perfect British democratic model would help the Burmese Generals achieve enlightenment and electoral fulfilment.
"The Miliblogger is back and this time he has a gang. Guido is pleased to say he was the first to welcome him. If you want to give him some feedback, perhaps about the EU constitutional treaty, he would love to hear from you."
Some mistake here - shouldn't it be 'gag'.
To be fair to Mr Millipedia, he did have a good old pop at Paxman the other night.
Unmoderated comments! Fantastic! I'm off over there now to say I think the government smells and is made of poo. Teeheheee!
More interesting is the fact that Nick Robinson has just reported on BBC News 24 that he has discovered that Labour are recruiting staff for general election campaign and that they have been told to be available from Monday next week
Mr Pig Farmer,
Re your question on a euro-Guido:
History shows us that when some muppet or other has tried to establish a pan-European hegemony in the past, the usual agency of correction has been the English/British Army and/or Royal Navy.
Oh ps
The Millipede now seems to be having readers' comments moderated.
What's the matter with him, he got a nice moderately warm welcome on his new Miliblog, what more can he expect?
And while he's in New York.....
Yes. Is true. Moderatski. Stanislav make ask if Mr Millipede have strong views on incest. Not display. Seems fair question. If nothing to hide, nothing to worry. Foreign Secretary sleep with brother, mother, father, so what; not affect ability to do job, since can't do anyhow. A little MummyLove make for more rounded politician.
just a left a nice polite post for the boy -wonder if it gets past the goons
pig farmer said..
Your posts are too long. Stop posting please. Thank you.
The Remittance Man said...
Oh ps
The Millipede now seems to be having readers' comments moderated.
And you blame him ? The dickhead who runs this blog does it all the time, or were you too stupid to realise ?
Stanislav, a young foreigner said...
Yes. Is true.
You were mildly amusing once, but time to move on, your are no longer funny, just a little boring.
Ugh said...
Unmoderated comments! Fantastic! I'm off over there now to say I think the government smells and is made of poo. Teeheheee!
Bet the folks are proud of you.
Shouldn't the Milliblogger be telling us about his furious bust-up with the Sun's Trevor Kavanagh in Oscar's restaurant at the Royal Bath Hotel in Bournemouth? Apparently, the Sun's ageing greybeard "totally lost it" with Miliband after he refused to give in to the Sun's tedious campaign for a Euro-referendum.
Milibore told him it will never happen and to back off - didn't go down well with the swinging dicks at the Sun!
Kronos
You Greeks are all bastards. You invented Brownism didn't you ? Go back in your KebabHouse and carry on spreading salmonella and VD.
Jim Murphy, intellectual giant and free thinking Minister for Europe also has a blog I see
"Dramartised".
Milliblogger must have been hungover.
Presumably, tax payers money doesn't run to supplying the FO with computers that have spell-check.
I see the Milibands' blog menu doesn't have a link to Guidos' blog, yet everyone knows this is one of the popular political blogs in the UK.
Censorship is alive and kicking on milli vanillis blog. Only letting through the sycophants now. Such democrats. If comments are being censored, then surely that is partisan / party political and the taxpayer should not be paying for it?
Where did my owl magnet comment go?
Nice to see the taxpayers money being wasted on another gimmick.
Don't they have enough press with the Brown Broadcasting Corperation?
dear remittance man
thnaks for informing me of ususal hegmoney pan europe solution .and yes history does tell us it useually ends in tears .
dear anonymous
as for stopping posting because iam too long , oh well at least the content is fair then !!
very democratically bloody cheeky of you i think!! talk about stopping protest!!
thanks
pig farmer
Sarah Russell looks to be a more promising one!
mine didn't get thru.
I like salute Comrade Leader Miliband in his 24/7 efforts to further advance glorious People's Democracy of Eurobrit. His speech was very good keeping to standards of New Labour intellect and honesty. Long life to Comrade Leaders Brown and Miliband! Death to saboteurs, subversives and snipers!
Oh my god, is the Miliblogger growing a pr0n 'stache?!
http://blogs.fco.gov.uk/images/blog/david_miliband.jpg
pig farmer:
if you are going to post, please take your boxing gloves off before you start typing.
Left a post on the milliblog to tell him I thought his position on the EU constitutional referendum is a perversion of democracy.
It hasn't made it onto the thread.
Do you think it might be something I said?
stanislav said...
Kronos...
Sorry son some twat is using my name when thay cant be bothered to get there own.
ps I'm English
can't be bothered to get their own. duh!
Guido,
Thanks for pointing us to the most hilarious blog on the net. I have just posted the comment below and await with interest to see if the control police allow it through.
I have just returned from Tibet and have witnessed the damage of 60 years of illegal occupation by the Chinese. I do not hold out any hope for the Burmese and the display of disunity at last nights Security Council will prove to be the limit of our indignation. This will not be changed by the British Government which has spent the last week at the seaside spouting the greatest load of bollocks and platitudes of any conference season I can remember. I hope someone has taken note of the lists of promises made by a succession of Ministers like an inventory from the workers ten year plan. Time for action David not words - you have not delivered in the last ten years so why should anything change now.
My comment I've left for the insect as it probably won't be published there:
"At least you seem to have one supporter (employee) in Mark Flanagan.
Obviously all those who want some democracy in the UK are just "members of the right wing blogosphere." so can easily be dismissed.
Not.
We want a referendum. Get some plod to walk over this if you don't like it.
As for Burma, I remember articles in the papers about babies being chucked on bonfires during the ethnic cleansing of the Karen people but the silence from you was deafening."
I was amazed there was only one arselicking comment!
dear anonymous
who said i should take my boxing gloves, well i cant because there are so many girls accesesory shop supporters on here its untrue.
but i will try and type slower to avoid typos
thanks
pig farmer
dont know if millibloggers page has ceased, but comments are hilarious
"how much arms sales did we make to burma"
i wonder if anyones been sacked yet
thanks
pig farmer
my comments didnt get published either
i didnt even mention the bum fluf on his top lip
945 Sunday 29/9
The FCO Blog site is down. Network problems or don't they want people to see how much respect this government has earned?
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