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94 comments:
If you think I'm a cunt, just look at him.
"If you think I'm 'Caracas', meet Ken"
"If it all goes to shit and the middle classes turf me out, will you take me in as an exile?"
"Of course I will Ken"
Chavez: "I am honoured to meet the Mayor of the city that takes most of Latin America's finest export"
Ken: [sneezes]
C'mon Boris - smash my brother's face in.
Sadly, Che was unable to make the comedy acts reunion.
Chavez: Oh come on he's much bigger cunt than me!
OK, he's a bit scrawny, but we should still eat him later...
does he expect me to swallow as well?
This oily little shit wants a bung!
Chavez finally finds a man to the left of him..
He thinks I'm Castro, but I'm the man from del Monte.
Anyone oppose me freeend, i keeel heem.
?Who theese boorris?
Ken good man, governor for life, no more election eh.
He farrted! You sink hees are a bad you wait for zee breezy Borees blow off.
In end ees all about farrts
Hugo Chavez meets You Go Livingstone.
Mr Livingstone,I presume?
"The military junta got rid of me, but the protests and outrage from the people which that caused meant that democracy triumphed and they had to allow me to be re-installed as the leader..And now over to my friend, Hugo Chavez."
"The media make me out to be a little lefty fucker, whereas the truth is I've just got the balls to stand up to the US of A who would happily nick all the oil in Latin America, just like they are doing in the Middle East, instead of sharing it with the population."
I just ate his newt
"Rather than listen to the lies and spin of those who wish to discredit me, even though I have a democratic mandate, maybe you should watch the John Pilger documentary 'War On Democracy' to get a more balanced view than the Daily Mail bullshit.
"Of course, Guido worships at the altar of Thatcher, who supported and sheltered General Pinochet. Perhaps she will be opening the Olympics sports stadium, in memory of his amazing achievement of using sports grounds for the wholesale massacre of his opponents in a stirring display of the sort of democracy right wing nuts are just so fond of supporting"
Now Comrade Livingstone what's this I hear about your leader being a pervert who dresses in a nappy and rides on a rocking horse sucking lollipops?
"Our very own Red Army!!!!!" Harriet Harman Labour Conference Mount Doom Bournemouth 2007.
Wow, just heard Nick Herbert on Radio 5 laying into that hypocritical lying shit Straw. Strong stuff!!
The fightback against the New Labour scum has started.
Bring it on Gordo, if you think you're hard enough.
We love children! The ones that Cuba provide are great! Thats why we visit so often!
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, the finest farter I have ever met, and just wait till you get the smell when he opens his mouth as well!
Hugo [for it is he]"The reason they are so worried about Ken and I is that we are not willing just to roll over and do whatever the capitalist warmongering greed-merchants that call themselves the Republican party and Nulabour ask us to. Anyone they can't control worries the fuck out of them."
a secret squirrel says...Anything he fucking well likes, because he hasn't got to worry about facts, he can just make stuff up. And because blogging isn't journalism, he needn't bother himself with 'sources'. And since he isn't worried about 'libel', he has no need for that old chestnut 'proof'.
i am pleased to annouce that senior ken has agreed to help our workers co operative , by offering 30k a kilo for our most famous international export.
and to show my appreciation for senior kens generous offer to the good people of venezula i am going to give him one of my best fighting dogs and my most experienced whore.
and remeber ken cheques dont bouce for chavez do they !!
thanks
the partys over
Govt. Minister in fake photo outrage!!!!!
The shits started.....
Anon 4:31
You SO do not know what the bugger you are talking about you brain dead/brainwashed piece of dangerous socialist shit, its truly frightening.
People like you said in the 1930s that "Hitler was not so bad, he has the balls to stand up to the USA and share all those evil Jewish bastards money with the people."
Your type fell for it then and you have fallen for it again.
There is not a leader of any country anywhere on this planet, and there never has been, that has ever given a flying fuck about the rich, the not so rich, the poor, or the very poor. One second longer then they needed, in order to gain power.
There is not a leader of any country anywhere on this planet and there never has been, that would not sacrifice the lives of millions of there own people to stay in power for one day longer, once they have gained it.
IF you care at all about poor people, which I doubt. May I suggest you work harder or at all, then give the most needy some of your OWN wealth.
Then start the long hard road to regaining your own free will and free mind.
Instead of trying your hardest to remove whats left of other peoples.
Nothing like an own goal...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7018729.stm
"My name is Hugo, I am a keeler, I keel for money. But you Ken my friend, I keel you for nathing ..."
Alan Douglas
Proving that he is not be outdone, Ken is pictured being greeted by the host of his new topical humour show "Have I Got Newts For You". Apparently most of the host's output IS to be sniffed at...
Chavez 'The Perfect One', in Spanish;
"See what stupid people these Brits are. They elected this brainwashed simpleton to be leader of London twice, in free and fair elections.
We sensible revolutionaries only get elected once by this method. We then lock the opposition up in irons or murder them all. Then take complete control of the media, and spend all of the countries cash repressing every free instinct in the silly envious buggers bodies."
Simple brainwashed Ken;
"I do not understand even a bit of any of that, but I an sure I totally agree with every word uttered from your truly Great leader's lips."
Meet my friend the Leader of a banana republic that hates America, associates with communists, tramples democracy and brings his population onto the street. Me I am just the President of Venezuela
Thees ees my bitch Ken. When I fuck him een the ass, he squeal like a peeg.
No, I am ChavEZ. This is one of your London chavS.
Chavez extols new shoulderpads for oil deal.
45govt said:
If you think I'm a cunt, just look at him.
Nothing can beat that.
Ken has a distinct look of another great man:
http://www.ehistorybuff.com/sk/laurelhardy_sp%20copywm5.jpg
Hugo : "Beats me how he gets elected"
Gosh, all those anonymous posts around 4:30 look just like the sort of stuff Calvin Tucker might write.
Do you think someone like that gets paid to do Chavez's online PR?
'I know Ken isn't in the same league of oppressors as Cuba, Burma and Venezuala but we still all consider him a very good friend.'
I' just spat in this, but you watch what he does when I smack him round the face
Chavez: "This is Kenneth. He is friend. He taught me everything I know about government."
I am oilier than thou
There's a strong smell of sulphur around here.
secreat squirrel...
Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think.
Whoever.
"That's another conniving, duplicitous psychopath for the family album".
a secret squirrel, SORRY, Humble apologies are due.. I thought you were talking about HUGO 'Boss' Chavez..
I'm very sorry, I didn't realise you were talking about Ken Livingstone..
He's a different kettle of fish entirely, and I'm not on his payroll, if you catch my drift...
i know this guy's a cunt, but Boris? Do me a fuckin' favour, son..!
"I swear to the indigenous gods of the South Americas I will shoot this cunt in the head. Blup."
My people, this man from London who start congestion charge, means less oil money for us, means less bread in childrens mouths, and then cheeky cunt asks for fucking discount!
If this cunt is Iain Dale, I'm a Tory.
KL: talk about a big tent, my other best mate is Yusuf al Quaradawi
Can he beat Boris? Am I a democrat?
dear guido
whats going on yesterday clicked and ended up on guido fakwes 2 , some sort of toss page slagging you off. wanting to make blogging honest apperently.
says you alledgely use satire , news on me i think we get good value for typing on here.
its real stress relief to call someone in power a complete tosser , anonymously , when they are one, guido fawkes 2 is crap but great for sleep inducement.
but why is guido fawkes 2 top of search page , when we know everyone looks on here .
thanks
the partys over
Who's the grinning cunt on the right?
The man, the legend...
after many years of searching , today i can tell all the peoples of the world , dat thiz man is my father.
daddy i love you !!
thanks
the partys over
45govt said...
If you think I'm a cunt, just look at him.
The first response and clearly the best.
Accept no imitations.
Give him the prize, Guido.
K the K.
Comrades, let me proudly present to you the new chief executive of my national oil&gas company! On a salary of $1.000.000PA he very great value yes?
Ok ladys and gentleman what am i bid for this slave? very low milage never done a days work in his life and will belive pretty much anything you want.
Ecellent piece by Mathew Paris in today's Times:
"...Gordon Brown’s new era was stillborn in Bournemouth last week. Pull back the curtains guarding this latterday Wizard of Oz and you will find a crafty but unimaginative 20th-century Labour politician: a bully with a big ego, a yellow streak and nothing to say. Whenever the election comes, the message to Conservative representatives gathering now in Blackpool was whispered last week on every sea-breeze in Bournemouth: this man, this Government, is so beatable."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/matthew_parris/article2554190.ece
Why are you Tories bothering with this shit, Cameron is taking the Tory Party to extinction and your worrying about Ken Livingstone?
As for Matthew Parris what! did GB piss in his creme-de-menthe?
This Ken is like my old Satire Show
Left,Right and Centre ..
HH
Krusty 5:00 AM -- I konkur. Give 45govt the laurel wreath.
"Here we have a perfect example of the effects of having RedTongue"
It seems i among friends when it comes to being in debt. The UK has record levels of personal debt and I think I read it was 1 trillion pounds, (I wonder how much that makes in late payment charges every month?) So is his figure correct and how are we going to pay it back....... hold a car boot sale?
http://www.frombusttobillions.blogspot.com
It is a fact that the more you see of Brown the more repulsive he becomes whereas the opposite is true of Cameron.
Seeing Brown frequently this week has made my flesh crawl. His mixture of gurning, mincing, pouting, looking shifty, avoiding eye contact, putting his fingers in his mouth, picking his nails, teasing over an election, etc shows he is clearly a weird even somewhat sinister figure with something to hide. I suppose we should be grateful he managed to avoid being filmed picking his nose and eating it as he did during a PMQs.
Cameron, on the other hand, comes across as an open, decent fellow. a bit posh but basically normal. The more you see of him the more this view is reinforced.
The claim that Brown is attactive to women is laughable. The man looks, greasy, dirty, and shifty.
I suspect that, after seeing Cameron regularly on TV this week, there will be a drastic turnaround in the polls by Thursday.
So I held the gun in my right hand like so, and said - about that oil deal Ken...
http://www.scarface1983.com/wav/pussyw.wav
Chav: what I don't get is why you rich idiots believe in socialism. We only use it in poor countries to get the peasants to vote for us so we can steal everything. By the time they realise, ten years have gone, and we'll have billions stashed in foreign banks in Ken's City. What a great City it is, welcoming the world's biggest crooks like me, huh.
evesham woman 12.41pm
I suppose we should be grateful he managed to avoid being filmed picking his nose and eating it as he did during a PMQs.
Let me be clear. I've zero tolerance of anti-social behaviour, and zero tolerance of its causes...
and I intend to take severe measures against all perpetrators of these morally-erosive atrocities which are being committed against our community with ever increasing frequency...
my first action will be to dip Gordon Brown's fingers in tabasco sauce...dirty, nasty snot-savouring little fucker.
Following lengthy and arduous negotiations, representatives of the international political elite achieve historic consensus and issue the following joint statement:
"GUIDO FAWKES IS A FUCKING LITTLE PUSSYHOLE!"
(did I win?)
He likes despots of all varieties
Chavez. "Look Ken, leave this big space in the middle, so we can fit James Purnell into our picture."
At a specially convened City Hall press conference, Ken Livingstone proudly reveals to Londoners the latest addition to his globally- and socially-inclusive newt collection.
He then goes on to confide to an absorbed audience how his naturalistic passions have helped inspire the development of his revolutionary new transport initiative, Incubus.
(Note how Ken smiles aimably and takes it in good jest as the little terror tries to scamper up his right arm and across his shoulders...most probably attracted by the female specimens, which for technically complex scientific reasons relating to natural habitat, he tenderly and lovingly hosts in his underpants whenever they come into season.)
"He taught me all he knows"
"...and he says to this little Yid 'you are just like a concentration camp guard' ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
culture secretary - [round of applause..]
Livingstone meets new Chelsea boss?
I'd rather vote for Attilla the hun than this lunatic.
Who is this again?
i love this man. he take me in. he treat me like family. he clean out big frog tank special for me.
atlas shrugged:
It would appear you do not know what you are talking about (5.09pm). Many socialists were fighting the Nazis while the right was still adopting a policy of appeasement. Unless, of course, you are about to astound me with some remarkable evidence that right-wingers joined the International Brigades to fight fascism.
"This is the best piece of ass I have ever had!"
Korova, seems to have forgotten Stalin's agreement to carve up Eastern Europe in 1939, an agreement with Hitler no less.
Doesn't that count as appeasement?
"He hates Israel, just like me"
See, you can polish a turd.
George Galloway was too busy to see me, so I had to make do with this little newt-fancier.
Ha Ha this slippery cunt think dat is ultra sonic tooth pik in front of him but one wrong word and it blow eez fugging ed off
I didn't realize Livingstone spoke pidgin-Italian.
Hey, at least he's not Boris!
Korova seems to forget that the Nazis were SOCIALISTS.
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