Cherie Does a Hilary
Cherie's husband is out of office, so she has decided to cash-in and write her autobiography. Obviously the quicker she does it the more she'll make, so no surprise there. It is apparently going to be "warm, intimate and often funny". Must be fiction.Look at the cover picture, does the whole black roll-neck thing remind you of another political wife's post-husband -leaving-office autobiography?
You don't think Cherie is going to copy Hilary and try running for office as well? She really does hate Gordon*...
*You can see what she thinks of Gordon on GuyNews.TV.
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Notice the photographer has obviously said to Cherie "Look, you're no Hillary Clinton, for God sake keep your gob shut!"
Cherie for PM!
She must have heard her best friend Gordon is planning the election for November 2008.
Her book is published in October 2008 and will hopefully be less than complementary about the great Scottish helmsman
If her book contains the photo of Gordon Brown in his nappy riding his rocking horse then I'll buy it.
Just seen on Bloomberg TV: Rumour about that Mervyn King on the verge of resigning.
What next?!!
Someone has taken in her gob. It's gone the way of Northern Rock shares.
Who the FUCK would buy this hagiographic crap? I do hope it won't be remaindered to Britain's schools by a grateful taxpayer, like Gay Gordo's oevre "Cowardice".
Has Cherie been in The Midlands recently? There's suspected Foot and Mouth in Solihull -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7003239.stm
I wouldn't like to be in Gordons Fuhrer bunker this afternoon. What could happen next...
Does Cherie drink from the furry cup too then?
Guido what's all this about Flash calling it on the 27th?
Eileen
To Eileen -
October 27th? A Saturday?
Has Merv gone yet?
I am suprised you feel she had to leave No 10 to "cash in". She had no problem "cashing in" when she was at No 10 and often did so when the opportunity arose. She has probably waited so that the idiots who bought Cambell's mendacious tome can have an equaling stomach churning volume for Christmas!
"warm, intimate and often funny"
Sounds a bit like that 1 piece bathing costume she wore over the summer - a few pics of her in that should do the trick.
Baroness Booth, I presume....in Blairs dissappearance honours list, whenever it appears
Where's Tony?
Remainder bookshops are salivating already
Slot Gob's 'book' will go down a bomb in the Liverpool branch of Tinkers'R'Us, no doubt. Alongside her close friend's Kerry Katona's tome.
whos gonna buy that shit? I read blunket(present) and campbell(ebay) no way will i waste money or time on this self serving hag.I would give her money to fuck off i spose.
That Sherry Blair wants me to fuck her the big fat hairy lardarse, she wuz all over me like a feckin rash last week so she was, disgustin auld bag stinks of fish, husbands a feckin shirt lifter like that scotch poof Brown, so I reckon
God must she be desperate for a nob!
Cherie doesn't want me to shag her but Gordon does
Notice how quickly she has forgotten her 'I don't think we'll miss you' quote to the meeja, now that she has a book to plug...
Is Cruella going to include her (& s'riatsilA) heroic defiance of Common Decency in signing & auctioning a copy of the Hutton Report for the Glorious Cause
Presumably it was not supplied by the Taxpayer - did we ever find out who paid for it .... or who bought it (and for how much)
And what will her neighbours in Connaught Square say when her relatives start parking their caravans, burning tyres and nicking their lead?
Instant drop in house prices, I guess.
Sorry, off topic. But what is Brown doing getting involved in a police investiagtion. Worth a look at this:
http://www.petitiononline.com/McCann2/petition.html
Daily Mail reports:
A senior Portuguese officer has said police are "fed up" and feared the involvement of high-profile politicians could damage the inquiry.
He said: "The Portuguese police are not happy with the constant interruptions in this case. It is amazing to me that people in high positions are getting involved.
"I can't think of any case in Portugal where this has happened. Doesn't Gordon Brown have a job to do? Why is he getting involved in a police investigation? We have a job to do and need space in which to do it."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=482337&in_page_id=1770
Cashing in indeed.
They gotta pay for that new house somehow
It will be halloween soon, children can hang these books from poles and dangle them at people
Friends of Mervyn King say he may well resign because he is so incompetent
Oh, it's just a book. I thought you were gonna say she'd ruined all prospects for decent healthcare for a generation.
BTW, Hillary went through at least five ghost writers for that book of hers.
We had two jags now we have two hags.
Surely she should have sub-titled it:
"My husband's history"?
Cherie publishing her book next year is a damn good reason for Brown to call an Autumn election as well, because you know she will try to stick the knife in.
BREAKING NEWS:
09.45 20th Sept (AP)
Currency crisis?
The Bank of England is currently buying sterling in a desperate attempt to prop up the pound after it's value approached 1.40 to the euro this morning.
Will this be Black Thursday for the pound as it comes under attack by currency speculators and is dumped on the foreign exchanges or will the Bank's intervention save it for now?
It's happening live, now....
The orchestrated attempt by Gordon Brown to scapegoat Mervyn King over Northern Rock is disgraceful.
If anyone should be in the dock it's:
1. Hector Santi at the FSA who allowed NR to lower their lending standards last year,
2. The NR executives who caried out this reckless business model,
3 Gordon Brown, who's hand is behind everything.
King, quite rightly, didn't want to bale out a corrupt and failing bank with a blank cheque of taxpayers money but he was over-ruled by Brown who is now trying to destroy him.
Vince Cable of the LibDms has today spoken out in King's defence. Are we going to hear from George Osborne or has he gone back to sleep?
I am looking forward to her book - I am sure it will be very exciting!
Mervyn King live on telly now before the Select Commitee is like watching David Kelly all over again. There's a lot at stake here, particularly for Brown.
Let's hope Merv doesn't take a walk in the woods.
Jesus what happened to integrity? How the hell can Mervyn King be to blame? Did he cause the credit crunch? Is he responsible for regulating the banking industry? Did he not say that the danger of "moral hazard" in bailing out a bank would be too great to justify such a thing? Was he not over-ruled by a government that seems to have conveniently forgotten that it made the BoE independent?
But lets face it, didn't we all know that the ONLY reason the NuLab made the BoE independent is that they KNEW they would fuck up the economy and could then blame it all on a supposedly independent BoE?
What a shower of evil mendacious shits they are.
My how she's changed.Only the small delicate mouth remains.
The word verification is jizhag. Says it all really.
Will it feature any "meat" photos?
Mr Mutley and I have emailed each other saying just how much we would like to see a large black gentleman delivering a money shot all over cheries face.
I await the reviews with interest
Nah, how about a Japanese bukkake session? 100 little nipponese blokes shooting their load over Cherie's fissog and grinning inanely. Or watersports? Courtesy of Max Hardcore?
Personally I'd like Gay Gordo to take a dump on her features - would improve them no end, and he would enjoy it.
Nobody has mentioned Cherie Booth's legal career. If this forms at least one-third of the book, as it should do, it will create an interesting contrast to the trend of her husband's record on civil rights.
It might also make the book more saleable over a longer time-scale than most recent political memoirs.
- Frank Little
This will be an air-brushed crock of invented shite.
Till Death Us Do Fart.
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