Advertise on this site

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Basher Shoots Another Staff Member

Guido hasn't found the body, but there is circumstantial evidence that yet another David Davis staff member has bitten the dust. Does anyone have an explanation for this puzzling phenomenon?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a simple explanatio. DD is a prick and a shite employer.
Next question.

Anonymous said...

A bit like Peter Lakeland then !!

Anonymous said...

If you are not Marc Williams then DD isn't interested.

It is all Marc Williams, all the time.

Katy Taylor-Richards said...

Ah, no. Sorry to burst the bubble but this will just be the advert to cover the posistion Alivia use to have....

Philomena McCann said...

Who is marc williams ? Is he a rent boy?Is humble dave afflicted with Brownitis (lat: copraphilia et bogeyphilia et masturbatum perpetuitas.) Please, God, not another freakshow.

Wendy BigMouth Alexander said...

Doesn't Jack Straw look thin ? Any chance he's ill ? Probably just on the Brown Atkins carb-free sperm and mucus diet. Like a good scotchman.

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone should dig up the car park outside DD's office........

Gay Fawkes said...

Maybe basher is a Killer Queen?

The Hitch said...

Let me guess
he fucked this one as well?

He probably only has iain Dale on side as it cuts out the competition for shagging female researchers.
(not a dig at Iain)

Anonymous said...

Oh dear and DD was the only possible one to pick up the pieces after Gordo's snap election win sends the Cameroon on his way to eco-fantasy land along with boy george.

Lord Cashcroft said...

Felicity and I think it's all to do with the 'bounce'......

Anonymous said...

Who gives a rats arse, they're all a bunch of tossers. Lola


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Categories
Archives
Guido Reads