Prezza's Million Pound Pension
Prezza will get a pension valued at well over a million pounds and paying him over £1,000 a week. He of course has no declared interest in his son's property dealing - largely involving politically sensitive planning applications or public sector land.But it is nice to know the family has prospered so well while he was fighting so eloquently on behalf of the poor.
88 comments:
doesnt that just make you want to puke. what a slimy money grabbing nulab buffoon.
wonder if this will get reported in the MSM. when will the public wake up to the fact that the entire nulab regime has been about money and lining their own pockets??
prescott, bliar memoirs, jowell dodgy berlusconi money,blunkett shares, etc etc
Whatever happened to the Peoples' Party? Alas.
Good luck to him, he's worked the system and got away with it. If people didn't approve of it, they'd not have voted for him.
Remember, we've all voted for MPs who awarded them their the gold-plated pension system.
Surely his financial security is down to the frugal Pauline putting a little by from the housekeeping every week?
Looking at his shameful physical condition I don't think he'll be spending his way through ill gotten gains for too long.
Robbing bastard.
Hands up if you know of any other ship bar stewards picking up these sort of pensions!
How did we get to be a third world banana republic ruled by a corrupt government?
It's as half the population fell asleep and are just waking up ten years later to this fucking mess!
When do we get to the "can't fool all of the people all of the time" bit of the saying?
put up shut up.
Spot on....
Why won't they let us vote for 'None Of The Above'?
Curly said...
Hands up if you know of any other ship bar stewards picking up these sort of pensions!
12:55 PM, August 22, 2007
There is a certain garden gnome manufacturer who gets an even bigger pension.
Also, an ice cream scientist.
To Anonymous at 1.39PM -
At least Major and Thatcher held the office of PM - what did Bloater Prescott actually do and accomplish?
I always had a sneaking admiration for the pie scoffing oaf for pulling such a dirty looking piece of skirt as his wife , until I found out that the slut had got her self knocked up age 16 and prezza did a mopping up job having sent the kid into a Bernardos prison. She married this pig ignorant space hopper as no other fucker wanted her in those days.
I hope the fat fuck does a John Smith before he gets his sausage like fingers on any more of our cash.
Anyone else think Pauline looks uncannily like Hazel Blears in a wig borrowed from the Priscilla, Queen of the Desert prop cupboard?
There is no excuse for this buffoon. The fact that the fat bastard has been even close to political power in this country shows us what an uneducated rabble the majority of voters have become. For fuck's sake, he's a single-handed, walking, talking (not necessarily making any sense but using what could be construed as words occasionally) reason NOT to vote for his party (even if all the other reasons weren't enough).
I never, ever, ever wish ill to any of my fellow beings, in any circumstances whatsoever ... but in this case ...
I hope the big fat fvck chokes on his own vomit before he gets the first payment.
Id said...
"There is no excuse for this buffoon...."
Are you sure it's not Boris you're talking about?
Prescott was good looking in his youth. I saw a picture of him in his 20s and at first I thought it was Cary Grant. Honestly!
What's that saying about people ending up with the face that they deserve?
Hey hey, you're all jealous player haters.
I hope for the sake of the long suffering and unfortunate Pauline, that he doesn't last much longer. At the very least he deserves a lingering and painful illness for what he has (or hasn't) done.
The man has bought disrepute to politics, and shame on to the heads of politicians of all political persuasion.
Anyone else think Pauline looks uncannily like Hazel Blears in a wig borrowed from the Priscilla, Queen of the Desert prop cupboard?
Best not to give Prezza ideas about dwarf-tossing with Blears. As for the fragrant Pauline she always reminded me of the woman Arnie dress up as in Total Recall - the one whose head detonates.
any truth in rumour that another member of cameron's team called George is leaving?
It's so much easier being a Conservative.
It has come to a pretty pass when he would actually stand out as above-average in the dodginess stakes if he pulled all those strokes in Italy. At least here politicians (for the past 10 years or so) are held personally liable for their actions, rather like comapny directors.
If the same applied in England I'd back a Guido-style private prosecution of the old zeppelin, who cares what the charge would be, just to keep him from his sunlounger.
Prezza has been an MP since 1970 having previously been a union official, a student at Hull University and a student at Ruskin College. His bar steward days are a very long time ago.
His dad was a Labour councillor so t'lad might well follow a proud tradition of snouts in trough
Labour don't care for the poor, they couldn't give a rats bollock for those who suffer hardship each day.
As they waft from rocket salad lunches into their ministerial cars, their thoughts are on their memoirs and what mortgage this will help them secure.
Blunkett, Blair and all the others, they pocket the money from the publishers instead of giving it to the needy.
It was the public institutions of this nation that allowed them to have their money-raking careers but they won't return a penny to those who need it.
Sometimes Guido - and it hurts - I do have to take my hat off to you.... the man is a complete c**t
Only a grand a week Guido. Why here on the fringes of civilization that would cost about 5.5 pensioner couples. You all know he is worth it!!
A grand a week! Think how many pies he could buy - time to buy shares in 'Greggs the bakers'.
Hope he chokes on them - fat, thieving c*nt.
Better idea, send him down to Japan, get him out on a boat, push him in and let the local whalers have at him. 20 minutes with the flensing knives should just about do it.
There would be lamp oil sufficient to keep Osaka lit for about 3 weeks I reckon.
"dwarf-tossing"
Leave Ian Mc Cartney's not-so-honorable member alone!
After Prezza goes all we'll be left with is the Milliblands to goose-step their way across the country - instead a waddling like the Prezza.
I think Prescott deserves a nice long holiday after all his hard work on our behalf over the years.
Somewhere warm and welcoming, with good food, wine and attractive ladies - perhaps Italy? Maybe even Tuscany?
Who knows, he may grow to like it so much he could buy a house there, and settle permanently.
And he still "inadvertently" forgot to pay his own council tax, and got away with it. (not recommended or forgivable mitigating circumstances for Mr & Mrs Joe Public and their gran)
Unfortunately the joke is very much on the rest of us, and Prescott has known this all along.
It's no wonder we get half the world wanting to come and live here when they can see what a complete (obnoxious) halfwit can achieve.
To be fair, he has given us a lot of entertainment over the years for it. We pay Jonafan Woss more, and he isn't even funny.
To those wishing him a quick death on a pasty - shame on you. A far better punishment for the useless pig would be to spend a few years in a room with Geldof and Bono harping on about Africa and the like.
He'd probably slit his wrists.
Would I be right in assuming this is a 'final salary' pension, not some annuity rather like all us plebs have to endure?
This guy's vision for the 'Thames Gateway' which he fat-headely presided over just a couple of years ago, was (and still is) an expensive disaster. All the wrong sort of public decision makers have their noses twitching there, and all for the wrong reasons. (i.e. they know bugger all about what they're meant to be doing).
Pity he wasn't even mentioned when Hull was under water. But why should he take the blame for living in London all that time and not noticing that water does'nt only go with pleasure boats...
He won't be missed.
It may be enough to keep him in pies, but will it be enough to keep him in Jaguars?
OT, but what's happened to Tone's resignation honours list? Presumably he's having trouble finding enough "donors".
It may be enough to keep him in pies, but will it be enough to keep him in Jaguars?
OT, but what's happened to Tone's resignation honours list? Presumably he's having trouble finding enough "donors".
Well done Prezza - how many deputy prime ministers have managed to cause their post to become redundant then!
As long as his pension conditions stipulate that the fat bastard must bugger off and leave the rest of us alone until his death then frankly it will be money well spent.
Good grief what's happened to Prezza? He looks like he's eaten all the pies.
The Sopranos - an everyday tale of New Labour
Prescott’s annual salary as a Cabinet Minister was £136,677. He has been an MP for 37 years. Assuming he has been paying higher rate contributions towards his pension he would get the maximum pension of two-thirds of his salary, i.e. £91,118 per annum or £1,752 a week. Not bad.
Had he never got beyond backbencher status his pension would have been £40,450 per annum.
the hitch 2:23 PM
She married this pig ignorant space hopper as no other fucker wanted her in those days.
Pure poetry!
Maybe Brown could use him to bounce on.
3:59pm
Anyone else think Pauline looks uncannily like Hazel Blears in a wig borrowed from the Priscilla, Queen of the Desert prop cupboard?
Either that or Cher on potash
What a miserable shower of nasty, bitter little malcontents.
A 'broken society' indeed.
Thankfully, your wretched petty Party is being consigned to history.
Tony,
We were fine until your lot (alas including Prezza) came along in 1997 and started shitting on us. This was the start of a decade long case of the squits which has yet to show any sign of drying up.
A million pound pension.
....and they said you were wank.
Where did it all go wrong, John?
Iain Dale and Guido..a fucking million miles out...if they are lucky.
Gary:-)))
For Tony read Patprimer74 as in House Price Crash. This idiot is a complete knob head.
I wonder if the ship builders and seamen whose jobs he did so much to destroy are on fat index linked pensions like him?
When he and his marxist gang tried to bring the nation to its knees with industrial strife and chaos and all those tens of thousands of loyal labour men jumped off the economic cliff at his orders(and the KGB)what was going through their minds?
The Union Barons came out of it with massive pensions and plum jobs but the workers got a few quid in payoffs and a life on the dole!
John Prescott is not only a traitor to his class he is a traitor to his nation and I look forward to the day when the KGB files are opened and the fat pig gets whats comming to him!
john's jealous toupee said...
3:59pm
Anyone else think Pauline looks uncannily like Hazel Blears in a wig borrowed from the Priscilla, Queen of the Desert prop cupboard?
Either that or Cher on potash
I thought it was Danny La Rue with him
Like other before e.g. princess Di etc., Prescott talks about helping the poor/disadvantaged etc. then walks out of the room into the lap of luxery, holidays abroad etc, i.e. comes across very patronising.
The question is, were the compasionate words genuine or not? In Di's case, she probably thought so but she was too dumb to realise, in Prescotts case, he is just a cunt, more false than a false thing, more transparent than a....you get the picture.
"We were fine until your lot (alas including Prezza) came along in 1997 and started shitting on us."
... and you really think everything was fine before then? Yet one more example of the conservative view of the past as a golden age we need to head back to.
Loving the Tory Toffs hospital tiff. This man is a joy to behold. Thank you God for sending us "The Cameroon".
Bet you all wish you had done as well. Nice pension, free travel, posh cars. Rent free houses, important friends. Always at the top table.Happy fulfilling exciting life. He had better things to do than blog. Well done John,you did what we all try to do,you screwed the system and came out on top.I for one envy your life, mine, like most who post here has been pretty humdrum.
ratty tatty said...
Well done John,you did what we all try to do,you screwed the system and came out on top.
10:21 AM, August 23, 2007
I think what you really meant to say was -
'Prescott stole from the taxpayer, wasted an opportunity to do good in the world, and deprived others of what they rightly deserved'
sockpuppet
I suppose it is all a bit of fun to nu lab. Just shows how much the party of the people care.....fuck all.
Personally I have close relative going through the hell that is the NHS at the moment.
I am thanking God I have BUPA.
How do you become an MP then ? If he is standing down can I apply for his seat? I have no discernible political opinions so could stand for any party...
bristol mafia said...Personally I have close relative going through the hell that is the NHS at the moment.
I have had three heart attacks. First when I was 51, inherited iffy heart from parents, who both had dodgy tickers.The NHS did alright by me.You can afford BUPA,good,I could not.Don't blame this government for all the worlds problems.The Tories were despised when they were in power,that's why they have been the opposition for the last ten years.All governments end up being despised,it's part of the job.
Shame is that no Tories are enjoying quite this level of pension success - from their MP jobs anyway - due to being battered over and over again in general elections. Is Prezza getting more because he was once a socialist? Is that the story? Are Tories proposing to slash all MP and Minister pension benefits when elected?
Not quite on the same scale but the Tories are it seems in funds from a questionable source yet again. There's a story here to make war mongerers everywhere quite moist. Political party cop donations from gun makers.
How was this NOT Labour that organised this brilliant coup? We are slipping. Perhaps this German gun maker - based naturally in the arms trade capital of the world - thinks the Tories would be more fearsome warriors?
Or more "class" warriors in the modern argot.
Oh gawd, it's Chris Paul.
Someone wake me up when he's gone please.
As usual you are completely and totally wrong Chris Paul. Don't know if you even bother to chase up your facts but the US Army cancelled the HK XM8 project several years ago, and were recorded recently categorically stating that they had no intention of ressurecting it.
Try again with something where you actually factcheck before posting.
Julian said...
Try again with something where you actually factcheck before posting.
I think that Jules new hairstyle makes him look very imposing indeed. I now read his comments with an added excitement since he has posted his new pic. I think Jules posts are very dependent on his pic and hairstyle,as the stuff he posts is abysmal.
Anonymous said...
Oh gawd, it's Chris Paul.
Someone wake me up when he's gone please.
But we don't know who you are ?
Pity Cameroon has such a warped and faulty priority list - the idiot is going to let this present shower back in again. What a turn-up for the books.
Will the Tory Part be apologising today please ?
To Anonymous at 11:26AM -
Why on earth would Cameron want to win the next election? I wouldn't! Britain is broken - it's a cesspool, thanks in part to 10 years of piss poor government. Voting them out is no good - they'll still be there lurking in the shadows. The only way things will ever improve is when the electorate finally realise that it's time for a proper change, and our glorious leaders are physically dragged kicking and screaming from office by the baying mob.
Then things might start to get better - but I wouldn't bet on it.
Julian said...
"As usual you are completely and totally wrong Chris Paul. Don't know if you even bother to chase up your facts."
Julian, you should check your facts. e.g. from Wikipedia:
"The U.S military's XM8 program was cancelled in fall 2005 after being suspended earlier in the year. Independent work by H&K on the XM8 has continued......
Despite reports to the contrary, the XM8 is not dead. In July 2007, the US Army announced a limited competition between the M4 carbine, FN SCAR, HK416, and the previously-shelved HK XM8."
So Wikipedia is now considered hard facts?
Hmm...it probably is for liberal and labour prats who've never had a proper education.
People like Prezza don't deserve a penny from the taxpayer. Slimy faced pork pie of a toss-pot
When is he going to get his award for his contribution to light entertainment?
Will the Tory Party spokesperson who apologised in error yesterday, be offering an apology for that apology.I think an apology is needed,and soon !
Sorry everyone.
You can book the fat cunt for an after dinner speech. Doubt he would get to talk much for obvious reasons!
ck said...
You can book the fat cunt for an after dinner speech. Doubt he would get to talk much for obvious reasons!
What a pointless comment. Little bit simple are you lad ?
"So Wikipedia is now considered hard facts?
Hmm...it probably is for liberal and labour prats who've never had a proper education."
My BSc course didn't include a segment on Heckler and Koch assault rifles.
Wikipedia is an excellent source of information on such obscure topics. You may sneer at it but I have found it to be more accurate than almost any MSM sources.
Anonymous said...
So Wikipedia is now considered hard facts?
Hmm...it probably is for liberal and labour prats who've never had a proper education.
12:25 PM, August 23, 2007
What a condescending shit!
Let's hope that he gives the Actuaries a break and doesn't live long enough to enjoy the gelt.
A prize tosser.
Pauline should divorce him now and take him for all his loot.
Now thats napalm in the morning!!
"sorry again said...
ck said...
You can book the fat cunt for an after dinner speech. Doubt he would get to talk much for obvious reasons!
What a pointless comment. Little bit simple are you lad ?"
Not as pointless as Prezza's costs to the tax payers for entertainment and travel alone coming in at £507,000 last year!
red with rage 8:54am
more false than a false thing
quite, quite, dear
he's been putting me on for years
from now on, i don't want to have anything to do with him
all my fault said...
Sorry everyone.
that's ok mate
Fear not ye bloggers.
I have cast the Runes and have studied the entrails of a freshly slaughtered chicken in search of divine inspiration.
I have been inspired to fashion an image of the fat one from clay, the most appropriate medium for such as he.
I am currently manipulating some needles in the abdominal area of the image,
Jab!.......did you feel that Mr. Prescott?
Oh good!
I look forward to a long professional association with you, which, hopefully, will result in a demise of the most uncomfortable nature.
Don't get well soon.
Anonymous at 2:56 PM, August 23 and Anonymous 2:54 PM, August 23
Anon 2:56 - In your eyes, I may be "a condescending shit" but I'm still telling the truth. Whether you like it or not is your problem. You are a prole. Get used to being talked down to or else your "career" with McDonalds will be daily hell.
Anon 2:54 - are we meant to be impressed with your BSc? My guess is that you obtained it from some former technical college, now masquerading as a proper university.
Sorry if that's bad news after 3 years hard work, but it's how everyone else looks on these "non degrees from non universities." Perhaps you could also consider McDonalds as a step up on the career ladder.
Sorry if I've spoilt both your days, but when you post comments on blogs like this, you're playing with the big boys.
And most of us are not very nice.
Anonymous 12.14 AM.
"You are a prole. Get used to being talked down to or else your "career" with McDonalds will be daily hell....
... My guess is that you obtained it from some former technical college, now masquerading as a proper university."
For your information, I am a research scientist and my degree is from London University.
What are you planning to do when you grow up?
Anon 7.26 am said -
"For your information, I am a research scientist and my degree is from London University."
So that means you probably earn less than someone who works for McDonalds.
"So that means you probably earn less than someone who works for McDonalds."
You're probably right.
Anon 7.26 am
That was meant to be a joke....though sadly, it is probably the truth.
In the UK, we have a funny way of valuing the contribution that people make to society.
I hope the fat cu*t enjoys a very short and cancer riddled retirement.
At least the cunts in 'Ull who voted for him have been paid back this summer - Ooray!!!
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