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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

No Sign of Bush on Porn-trait

Disappointingly, not as vulgar as Guido was hoping..

21 comments:

The Mookster said...

Agreed, the filth ain't nearly gratuitous enough. And I'm a little perplexed by what looks like some sort of quim in the middle of his forehead, in the precise location where a gigantic elephant-sized dick should be...

Anonymous said...

http://britainandamerica.typepad.com/

Go here and upset Taliban Tim. He has posted a feature about Yeo's portrait of Bush and then gets upset when you mention porn magazines.

The Mookster said...

Quite fitting too considering the recent departure of Bush's wingman in the War on Porn, Alberto Gonzalez. That cunt ruined many a vinegar stroke for me...

dan said...
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dan said...

is THIS vulgar enough?

freesherry said...

Rather flattering really - like Holbein's portrait of Anne of Cleves!! I might not immediately have recognised the subject!

The Hitch said...

its a clever idea but I couldnt bring my self to have a wank over it.
Maybe later.

Filth Bag North said...

Gives a whole new meaning to coming on a bush...

Iain Dale said...

Screw cumming on a busg, I want to cum all over Bush's face...splart!

Anonymous said...

WTF if a "busg" you daft cunt?

garypowell said...

Silly idea

Much better to have one made from the pictures of dead Iraqi children.

Or

My vote would go to a portrait constructed of all the really bad people in the world like Hitler Pol-pot Blair Stalin Brown Saddam the DG of the BBC etc.

Although any group of crazy socialist inspired despotic mass murderers will do.

I might even buy the T-shirt.

something in the city said...

garypowell said...
Silly idea

Hello blossom.Still doing those silly little postings are we pet.Time to grow up and do something useful dearie.No good will come of this you know.Get a job,get a life and no more fibs mind you,mummy will be disappointed in you,again !

Hello Mike said...

something in the city said... "Hello blossom etc etc"

You are Mike and I claim my free five pounds.

Jonathan Yeo said...

Boulton told me I'd made your blog - what an honour! Sorry you feel it's not vulgar enough. That's not a criticism I've received from anyone who's seen the picture in the flesh (so to speak). Maybe your pornographic interests are a little more specialised than some? All the best
Jonathan

Praguetory said...

Mount Rushmore style.

nadds said...

I bet no one will whisper in his right ear anymore

Anonymous said...

Bush? Dead ringer for Robert Duvall.

Julian said...

Agreed, the filth ain't nearly gratuitous enough. And I'm a little perplexed by what looks like some sort of quim in the middle of his forehead

That's not a quim, that's Tony Blair that is.

the blue bottle glass said...

anon 9:08

fair point

but looks to me more like some unfortunate clone-lab accident involving Anthony Perkin's sperm and Frankenstein's DNA.

the great orifice said...

julian 2:15pm

That's not a quim, that's Tony Blair that is.

I thought Tony Blair was represented by his earhole?

Anonymous said...

Left ear is most graphic...


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