'late and a repeat, it's getting like the BBC around here' Not until he starts charging us £1.50 a minute to enter a prize draw that was won by his sister, last week.
Er, Guido, the message was drawn in sand: if you're already on the beach, you can't be heading off to it. If your message was not left on the beach, then you have sand on the hotel walls. I'd complain if I were you. On the other hand maybe it's a philosophical paradoz: You are Ludwig Wittgenstein, and I claim my £5 reward.
I hope some 5 year old hoodies, wearing ASBO medals on their chests, and Electronic Tags on their ankles, kick sand in your face, as part of the anarchy in the UK campaign...
OK there's got to be a hidden message here. Who is he secretly telling and what is the code. I notice that the "beach" and "Guido" are on seperate lines wheras the "off to the" are on the same line. Also notice that there is no dot above the "i" and why is there a full stop after beach? So it's not as though he can't do dots. I'm glad that I'm not a conspiritorist (is that really a word?). Also if you read down the left hand side it say's "ObG" I wonder what that stands for?
Have you run out of bandwidth and resorted to scrawling on the beach? I diagnose a serious blogging addiction. Glad to note that you are still using a spell-checker.
I think you're onto something here Scooby! This could be a forum where aliens communicate in weird codes. And I reckon they're plotting to take over the world! Shrikes!!
Graphologically, things don't look good Guido. I'm reading: insecure, sociopathic, marginalised (??possibly Celtic background?) self-indulgent but also superego-fixated.
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Late and a repeat. It is getting like the BBC around here. Pull your socks up son. You are in the private sector.
Guido pretends he's at the beach ,but mrs Guido has him concreting the path.
I want my money back!
'late and a repeat, it's getting like the BBC around here'
Not until he starts charging us £1.50 a minute to enter a prize draw that was won by his sister, last week.
son of a beach!
If today's news is anything to go by Guido can take his bucket & spade and amuse himself by making a few raw-sewage castles.
Er, Guido, the message was drawn in sand: if you're already on the beach, you can't be heading off to it.
If your message was not left on the beach, then you have sand on the hotel walls. I'd complain if I were you.
On the other hand maybe it's a philosophical paradoz:
You are Ludwig Wittgenstein, and I claim my £5 reward.
If you go down to the beach today, beware of Milibands in the sand (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1288/553/400/milliband.jpg)
it's almost like he's not bovvered anymore...
The graphological equivalent of Schroedinger's Cat - either he's on the beach or he's not
david chappell:
You misunderstand. He's both on the beach and not on the beach at the same time. Must be Weston Super Mare!
The tide's gone out on this one.
Don't call her a beach - she's had your doggone child ffs!
I say chaps, another Canute, eh, or what, if global warming is in fact Global Cooling, and the tide will never come back?
Signed
Professor Reginald E S Blackadder
Chief Tester to those spray cans you do not buy at The Local Spar Store, in the "Westcountry."
Also Chief Scribe to The Comic Literacy Oligarchy Trust of Green without The Ruth.
I hope some 5 year old hoodies, wearing ASBO medals on their chests, and Electronic Tags on their ankles, kick sand in your face, as part of the anarchy in the UK campaign...
JHL, that is a very amusing caption. What a witty axe-murderer you are, to be sure.
OK there's got to be a hidden message here. Who is he secretly telling and what is the code.
I notice that the "beach" and "Guido" are on seperate lines wheras the "off to the" are on the same line.
Also notice that there is no dot above the "i" and why is there a full stop after beach? So it's not as though he can't do dots.
I'm glad that I'm not a conspiritorist (is that really a word?).
Also if you read down the left hand side it say's "ObG" I wonder what that stands for?
Do A Reggie Perrin while your there or better still a Stonehouse.
Have you run out of bandwidth and resorted to scrawling on the beach? I diagnose a serious blogging addiction. Glad to note that you are still using a spell-checker.
Flotsam is joined by Jetsum - both washed up!
4:05 PM
I think you're onto something here Scooby! This could be a forum where aliens communicate in weird codes. And I reckon they're plotting to take over the world! Shrikes!!
Have you cut F*ck out of the picture?
Graphologically, things don't look good Guido. I'm reading: insecure, sociopathic, marginalised (??possibly Celtic background?) self-indulgent but also superego-fixated.
You are Gordon Brown and I claim my £5 reward.
A disturbing thing........ there are no footprints so how did it get written......?
Is this the new thing after corn circles?
Of a huge footed bitch
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2327904.ece
Brown hit by new sleaze row over Labour funds
"findings are expected to lead to a full-blown inquiry"
creak creak
reginald Eberneezer Skinflint BLACKADDER said...I say chaps, another Canute,
Or something very similar
looks like you are there already.
Unfortunately, the tide had washed away the first word
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