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Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday Caption Contest (Late August Edition)

30 comments:

Blue Star said...

Late and a repeat. It is getting like the BBC around here. Pull your socks up son. You are in the private sector.

Anonymous said...

Guido pretends he's at the beach ,but mrs Guido has him concreting the path.

BedTimeTory said...

I want my money back!

William Wilberfarce said...

'late and a repeat, it's getting like the BBC around here'
Not until he starts charging us £1.50 a minute to enter a prize draw that was won by his sister, last week.

mitch said...

son of a beach!

Sam said...

If today's news is anything to go by Guido can take his bucket & spade and amuse himself by making a few raw-sewage castles.

Anonymous said...

Er, Guido, the message was drawn in sand: if you're already on the beach, you can't be heading off to it.
If your message was not left on the beach, then you have sand on the hotel walls. I'd complain if I were you.
On the other hand maybe it's a philosophical paradoz:
You are Ludwig Wittgenstein, and I claim my £5 reward.

Earnest N. Utters said...

If you go down to the beach today, beware of Milibands in the sand (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1288/553/400/milliband.jpg)

yawn said...

it's almost like he's not bovvered anymore...

David Chappell said...

The graphological equivalent of Schroedinger's Cat - either he's on the beach or he's not

Anonymous said...

david chappell:
You misunderstand. He's both on the beach and not on the beach at the same time. Must be Weston Super Mare!

nelknaq said...

The tide's gone out on this one.

Anonymous said...

Don't call her a beach - she's had your doggone child ffs!

Reginald Eberneezer Skinflint BLACKADDER said...

I say chaps, another Canute, eh, or what, if global warming is in fact Global Cooling, and the tide will never come back?

Signed
Professor Reginald E S Blackadder

Chief Tester to those spray cans you do not buy at The Local Spar Store, in the "Westcountry."

Also Chief Scribe to The Comic Literacy Oligarchy Trust of Green without The Ruth.

jailhouselawyer said...

I hope some 5 year old hoodies, wearing ASBO medals on their chests, and Electronic Tags on their ankles, kick sand in your face, as part of the anarchy in the UK campaign...

dennis said...

JHL, that is a very amusing caption. What a witty axe-murderer you are, to be sure.

Anonymous said...

OK there's got to be a hidden message here. Who is he secretly telling and what is the code.
I notice that the "beach" and "Guido" are on seperate lines wheras the "off to the" are on the same line.
Also notice that there is no dot above the "i" and why is there a full stop after beach? So it's not as though he can't do dots.
I'm glad that I'm not a conspiritorist (is that really a word?).
Also if you read down the left hand side it say's "ObG" I wonder what that stands for?

Anonymous said...

Do A Reggie Perrin while your there or better still a Stonehouse.

dr spout said...

Have you run out of bandwidth and resorted to scrawling on the beach? I diagnose a serious blogging addiction. Glad to note that you are still using a spell-checker.

Anonymous said...

Flotsam is joined by Jetsum - both washed up!

shaggy said...

4:05 PM

I think you're onto something here Scooby! This could be a forum where aliens communicate in weird codes. And I reckon they're plotting to take over the world! Shrikes!!

Daily Referendum said...

Have you cut F*ck out of the picture?

Anonymous said...

Graphologically, things don't look good Guido. I'm reading: insecure, sociopathic, marginalised (??possibly Celtic background?) self-indulgent but also superego-fixated.

You are Gordon Brown and I claim my £5 reward.

Anonymous said...

A disturbing thing........ there are no footprints so how did it get written......?

Is this the new thing after corn circles?

Henry Percy said...

Of a huge footed bitch

brown stuff said...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2327904.ece

Brown hit by new sleaze row over Labour funds

"findings are expected to lead to a full-blown inquiry"

Anonymous said...

creak creak

fukucameron said...

reginald Eberneezer Skinflint BLACKADDER said...I say chaps, another Canute,

Or something very similar

tapestry said...

looks like you are there already.

Rob said...

Unfortunately, the tide had washed away the first word


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