Friday Caption Contest (Flint & Smith)
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NuLab: Two hags and a fag
"I'm down to one cigarette a day"
Flint celebrates having finally found some batteries big enough, whilst Smith looks slightly concerned about how the damn thing is going to fit...
(Answer - use it on Prescott, he's a big enough cunt...)
NuLab duo take on Amazing Ty in world record attempt.
They didn't inhale
Just take Megadick for 7 days and you too.....
I prefer the rampant rabbit Caroline!
1)Vote Labour and get this spliff...FREE.
2)Giant Dildo for every woman or gay,(as we do not discriminate like some)voting NuLab, the only party that guarantess satisfaction.
3)2 women, allegedly, with mildly erotic and hilarious object in meaningless photo opportunity.
"I'm having rather a heavy period"
"Labour in sponsorship deal mix-up with sybian rather than symbian".
Just type sybian.com into your web-browser (NSFW) then try symbian.com.
Smith: They're super absorbant
Flint: *sing* It's my life!
Penfold said...
just one mindless attempt at humour after another.You really are not very funny,in fact you are very boring.You post more than is required, and more than is wanted.Please stop,your just making a fool of yourself.
I see Flint has had the gap in her teeth filled. All we need is for her Leader to fill the gap in his head.
bernie said he'll give us GBP1m if we publish this photo
Two dogs and a fag - have they run out of Beagles?
20 policies and a box of matches, please.
Voting Labour can damage your health.
a friend 2:50
Ooh err missus, is this a lovers' tiff on our horizons?
A quick phone-round established it to be merely one of Gordon's discarded inhalers and not property of La Widdecombe's after all.
'.......and then you just fix it to the rocking horse saddle.'
New Labour apparatchiks poised to blow smoke up the electorates collective arse.
It is always difficult to take written admonition seriously, A Friend, without correct spelling.
Oi, I wouldn't hold that end, mister! Up Brown, out brown!
Now Caroline, where did you say the batteries go ??
Jacqui, it doesn't use batteries, you have to switch it on at the mains..
Thanks Caroline, and if you could just rub your thumb on my clitoris once I've got it inside..
My pleasure, Jacqui...
"And when Cameron was at Oxford he smoked spliffs this long" say innocent Nulab angels.
NuLab cunning stunt goes up in smoke.
"Here's one we rolled earlier..."
We tried to find the biggest fag we could but Gordon refuses to come out of the closet.
If you think that's bad, you should see the beagle.
The BBC has learnt that new evidence shows that voting Labour stunts your growth.
Labour campaign launched for
"freedom of choice and smokers rights".
Fag hags
jacqui [for it is she]
'Smoking stunts your growth'
caroline
'I haven't got a growth, it's my thumb'
Keiron Dyer is a spastic
Troopers Ferret and Bootface about to deploy genetically modified marijuana cigarette to labour conference air conditioning
"And when Bill Clinton visits, we get upgraded to a cigar."
'Monica said it felt surprisingly good'.
Two Labour idiots have found the smoke but think Brown is still using the mirrors
You get a bigger puff with Labour....
Home Office statistics confirm that cigarettes have been getting smaller every year since 1987.
Tampax is pleased to announce new size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Smith and Flint warm up for The Big Match.
Home secretary gives The Fonz 1st prize for turning up as Caroline Flint at the Social Authoritarian Fancy Dress Ball
Gordon Brown spices up honey trap to tempt defectors.
Concern is mounting over Guido's inability to find half decent material for Totty Watch.
3:22 PM
In point of fact, I think you'll find that this model comes with a handy mobile diesel generator which can be hitched to the rear of most light goods vehicles.
You get the batteries and I'll work out where the on-off switch is.
jacqui:
Just let us have this one and then we'll give up.
We preferred to share this fag than the one at 10 Downing Street.
Shall we suck and see? It's about the only chance we will ever get.
Nice thinking Caroline...
a brilliant initiative aimed at helping people give up cigarettes
but really a smokescreen for cremating all the damning documents pertaining to the Jean Charles de Menezes case...
and no cunt's gonna suspect a thing.
whilst posing for pre hen night girls picture jaqui looked unsure if the voters wouldnt be reminded of her bohemian uni days.
naa said caroline , were on a nicorette pharma bar tab junkett , no one will give a stuff by the end of the evening.
stick we me jaqui but watch your handbag in the nightclub
jacqui smith:
mmmm....shit...you know what...I never noticed before...Caroline really looks quite Asian...I just hope she hasn't packed this bugger full of explosives.
In order not to reduce income from tobacco, the Governemnt unveils the new minimum size cigarette
Ecclestone makes another secret donation...
"Vote Labour for Ciggies This Big"
You see they've heard the rumour Brown is going to call a snap election, but they haven't seen the Populus poll that has the Conservative Party has been forced to release (Lab 37%, Con 36%, LD 16%)?
This poll, according to my analysis would lead to Tory advance in the South and Midlands and Labour not really moving forward anywhere apart from Scotland. What's Labour thinking? Giving cigarettes of this size out in order to get votes :-)
Labour looking smug.
"Look we found bliars legacy" whoever he was.
That well-known authoritarian comedy duo Alas Smith and Flint celebrate the arrest and resignation of Larry Craig, following legislation to ban the smoking of fags in public conveniences.
Mountjoy said...
"Vote Labour for Ciggies This Big"
Are you related to Julian ? Both of you use the same silly pic. Brother and sister perhaps ?
"We love the new Non-Doctor "Maximus" range. Come and see the pictures at the labour party website"
a tampon you can share with a friend
Well that tampon should do the trick
Introducing our new "Think Tank's" answer to cigarette smuggling.
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