Friday Caption Contest (Begging Bercow Edition)
Brown: Less Superman More Clark Kent - Iain Dale
How they Botched the Bailout - Tim Congdon
If this is a Triumph, I'd hate to See a Disaster - Danny Finkelstein
Taxes Will Rise After this Socialist Indulgence - Peter Oborne
I Have Lost Faith in the Obamessiah - Ed Heathcoat-Amory
I Don't Think Obama Will Win - Sir Michael White
Tories Will Counter Attack on "Real Economy" - ConservativeHome
Blair's Ecclestone Bung Lies Could Be Investigated - Sky News
Unions Tell Brown "No Repossessions" By People's Banks - Chris Hope
Bloggers Libel Liability Insurance - Media Bloggers Association
IRA's Huge Wall Street Investment Losses - Irish Indy
Prop Watch : Gordon's Human Interest Family Feature - Machiavelli
Will Lewis Editorship of the Telegraph is a Disaster - Quentin Letts
Peston Profile - Indy on Sunday
Friday's Lehmans CDS Auction - Forbes
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60 comments:
"I'm collecting for the Labour party...."
MP hopes to solve party funding crisis by spending spastic society collection on lottery tickets.
(Thinks)Why's MY collection tin got holes in the bottom ?
Please help me fix my cracker in time for Christmas.
"anyonebutbrown" beat me to it ;-)
'Bercow laughs off suggestions from passers-by that he'd better sit down on the pavement and busk if he wants any spare change - just like every other homeless fucker'
"Two Green Bottles....Charles Kennedy Drunk the rest."
Brown envelopes, green bottles - I'll take anything me.
Very very funny Charlotte - IMHO
Gis a copper,mate.We're desperate.
Begging bowls are SO last year.
I'm much taller than her.
Reminds me of the last time i had a leprechaun's dick in me hands...ohhhhh memories.
green containers eh? - how very 'efnik'. You can tell we are in Cameroon country....
Even the Yanks are now admitting that they got their global-warming temperature statistics wrong (it's not been as warm as previously claimed) - so when is wank*r Dave going to admit he got it wrong?
Help us pay for our sex change ops
Any spare change for the hedge funds? they are having a hard time of it today you know...
New charity launch for mental breakdown victims of NuLab con
Bercow demonstrates the new enviromentaly sound green Conservative butt plug.
Bercow "It was never this hard to get money for the Monday Club"
taxcutter
I think the purpose of this thread is to post 'humorous' captions.
Please feel free to try again.
Aah, so you have no evidence then - thought so!
come on people the stockmarkets crashing and we are having a whipround for all the buy to letters who will be plumetting from tall buildings any minute.....thanks to gordos economic brilliance....twat.
were collecting for victims of NHS dentistry.
Bercow wins teeth-baring competition by a nose.
"Gis a copper,mate.We're desperate."
thgat would be a 'bent' copper then would it?
Him: "(Thinks)Why's MY collection tin got holes in the bottom ?"
Her: "Who're you calling a collection tin?"
Who he?
Berk n Cow?
anon 2:36 is obviously an obsessive spurned lover
The Daily Rant
GREEN DILDO TESTERS GET LOTTERY GRANT FUNDING.
who are these people, she looks terribly nice, where's hilary benn or gorgonia brownpants
he says"look u stupid bitch ive been wanking since i was 10 and this is the best grip"
She says"look!daddy said he liked it this way and hes rich"
Iain Dale asking Bercow and a Bird to BEG Blogger defectors to return to his site after he stopped anons.
Notice, Dale rarely gets more than 12 postings per Headline so he has every right to beg for the bloggers return from two Bs.
Blue-sky-thinking Tory pressure group proudly display a pair of successfully assembled J-2 engines for a fully-functional scale-model of the Saturn V Apollo rocket shortly scheduled to be launched up their party leader's arse.
A fire extinguisher has just gone off in my pants... but you will never know..
Slimy bumboy and his elfin-faced boyfriend show off their new green butt-plugs.
Tory MP collects for Cameron's retirement fund.
Latest Mori poll in today's Sun gives Labour a 96 seat majority.
Have a good weekend tory saddoes!
"i'm defecting soon, just not yet, kinda lost my nerve, and the whole quentin thing queered my pitch"
"shit, me too. but what do i tell the good burghers of buckingham when i do finally get round to it meself?"
ra-ta-ta-taaaa...
Buddy can you spare a dine,im being evicted. any chance of a liqudity cash in jection.any billion will do.its a fair bet thatthe little guy can rely on kind government to help.if you have any spare cash please send to hedge fund christian rescue mission.
Frozen beers - what will they think of next?!
Spare a coin for the Conservative Party guv? No wait, I mean the Labour Party... err .. the Conservative Party ...err .. oh what the hell.
The EU needs your help please! They have to find a hundred billion Euros to prop up the markets to try and stave off an economic collapse!
So dig deep you English bastards and bail out your new masters again because French & German jobs depend on YOUR money! If you fail to come up with the readies soon we WILL get you back soon!
They're doing a whip round to by a copy of 10CC's LP 'Sheet Music' from a charity shop for that wonderful track "Do the Wall Street Shuffle and see Sterling Crumble". This is specially for Gordo - he who has overseen the biggest bubble economy in decades.
Don't Panic - Alright then, PANIC!
"Hello, we are collecting money to try to save the UK economy.
With a credit crunch underway, it's drowning in massive levels of unsustainable debt, totally fucked up, and about to go tits up, don't you know"
Vote Green, Go Pink.
"SO YOU THINK YOU CARE ABOUT SOCIAL EXCLUSION?
Put your compassion to the sternest test. Help the Distresssed Gentletraitors Association!
When YOU have betrayed every cause you've ever pleaded and every friend you've ever conned, where will YOU turn for aid?
Hated by the friends whose trust you violated? Despised by those to whome you sold out? A pariah in every value system known to anthropology?
When you have no coat left to turn and no allies left to adandon, the Distresssed Gentletraitors Association restores the dignity to treachery.
And who better to front our campaign than the MP who puts the wretch into treachery, the Buckingham Betrayer himself..."
"Support the Harry Phibbe Defamation League"
Yawn.............I have just woken up after the last post (in a manner of speaking)...is Guido trying to lead us into temptation with those green but plugs?
Whaat does Boris J think about it?
Oh great, having to go begging with Claire Hilley, Still could have been worse. Could have been Pelling's wife
Labour's election fund on proud display.
Gis a tenner guv'nor - We're collecting so's Guido can afford to buy decent pics for his caption competition.
Health and safety inspectors laugh maniacally as they place ban on supersized dildos.
"Green",solar powered dildos for all promised in Tory manifesto.
hello everyone, my name is John Bercow. I'm leaving the Tory Party to join Labour.
They tell me I have to hold a green tin on a street corner as an initiation right before I can join.
My old mate Alan Duncan should be here also but he's sent his PA as he doesn't want to be outed just yet.
So from me and Alan, it's goodby from me and goodbye from him.
John and Alan
(a couple of 'socialists'if ever there was)
Mr Dildo O'Bercow with friend and samples.
Julian
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Keep up the pointless work!
I need a holiday collection.
British workers have shortest holidays in Europe
By Alan Jones Indy
Published: 13 August 2007
The UK will still be at the bottom of the European Union league for holidays even after workers are given new rights to paid leave, according to a report published today.
Minimum entitlement in this country is to increase in two stages to 28 days by April 2009 under government moves to stop firms counting public holidays in workers' annual leave.
UK workers are entitled to a minimum of 20 days but if companies include the eight bank holidays in this figure, they are in effect giving staff only 12 days. A study by Incomes Data Services (IDS) showed that workers in other EU countries had more holidays, with Germany topping the league at 39 days a year, including public holidays, followed by Austria , 38, Sweden, 36, Slovakia, Luxembourg and France, 35, Portugal, 34, the Czech Republic and Slovenia, 33, Italy, Spain and Greece, 32 and Poland and Finland, 31.
Ken Mulkearn of IDS said: "The recent legislation is likely to have little impact on those employers who already offer 20 days' leave plus bank holidays. The phasing-in of the changes will help soften the blow." IDS said that even after the changes, the UK would still be joint bottom of the EU league table for holidays. with the Netherlands.
The TUC has estimated that six million workers will benefit from the changes to leave entitlement.
While we continue to vote for labour and the conservatives this shit will provail
"For a small donation, you can shag my daughter!"
How about "At least I am not tossing off a black one!" ?
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