Was it Mad to Give Cash to Tories?
Guido is particularly enjoying the court reports about the loon who gave £10 million to the Tories to fight satanic forces. Branislav Kostic believed there was an international conspiracy of more than 100 people masterminded by sexually perverted pharmaceutical company executives to destroy "freedom, democracy and human purity". His son is in court fighting the will. The counsel for the Tories argues Kostic might have been mad, but it was rational to fight satanic forces by giving cash to Margaret Thatcher's Tories. After all, who was it who defeated those Godless atheist Soviet Communists?
Over the years Guido has enjoyed his chemically-enhanced, international sexual frolics and would like to extend his gratitude to the pharmaceutical masterminds who made it possible. Would rather they left freedom and democracy alone mind you.
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Off topic I know Guido, but I just have to express my feelings that Cameron, by abandoning his constituents with the flood waters rising, is a right tosser.
His sense of priority is left wanting. Where was he when sandbags needed filling?
Would David Davis have acted in the same way if it was his constituency being DIRECTLY threatened?
Did he get a peerage?
Another point on CMDs absence is that the Liberals seem to have become the official opposition party. They are really putting the boot into Brown for cutting back on Flood spending.
While the sound of Silence from out of Africa is Deafening.
OT still, but anon at 1030, you are a twat
I agree with anon 10.30.I think this trip will turn out to be his "Sheffield Rally".The man is an idiot.
Not off topic, Anon. 'Delusionary insane' - the description of Kostic, also applies to a Tory Party that thinks its okay for its leader to be in Rwanda at a time like this.
After all, who was it who defeated those Godless atheist Soviet Communists? ~
Cui Bono?
Try looking inside the former USSR. How about those who have made billions out of the Russian resources?
Maybe those who benefited had something to do with its collapse? Thatcher had bugger all to do with it.
mr Kostic (snr) was right , there is a global elite who wish to enslave us all , just look at who is behind all this global warming crap, scrape the surface and you will find a Rothschild.
He was daft to think that margaret Thatcher and the conservative party were the people to do anything about it.
And it just goes to show what a bunch of shits the conservative party are that they would drag a chap through the courts to pinch his inheritance off him.
This chap was clearly as mad as a box of frogs, and the Conservative Party are just shown up as the greedy slags they are for trying to keep his money.
Aren't Margaret Thatcher's Tories mostly dead by now?
Also, I have suggested that Boris take advantage of the Boy Prince's absence to stage a coup. What say you?
"but it was rational to fight satanic forces by giving cash to Margaret Thatcher's Tories"
I presume you are making reference to that old saying, "fight fire with fire".
Or would John Prescott have abandoned his constituents in Hull? Err, oh wait ... he did.
I always think it mad to give Tories cash. I think it even madder that Tories give cash to Labour.
You can't begin to know or feel the joy I have that a Tory gives cash to Labour and then that Tory becomes an 'A' lister and then that moron is paraded in full view of me and 'explains' why?
Way to go Tories! Any chance you can make it a bit harder for us?
The Rwanda trip is good stuff in itself but there are other priorities. It is is irrelevant to his day job as party leader and I think he could have left it to someone else. That does not mean, though, that he is urgently needed in Witney or would be any more use in the floods than any other bucket-carrier.
One's MP is one's representative in Parliament (clue in the title), not the St John Ambulance. Most MP visitations during crises are nothing more than investment in the future vote.
Once the water subsides, he can inform himself of his constituency's strategic needs and represent them to the government in the normal way. Ad hoc, breast-beating photocalls are otiose. And so Blair, so yesterday.
Kostic wasn't mad he also left me £1 million to fight the "invasion of giant killer lobsters from Mars"!A perfectly rational thing to do.
anonymous 10.30 - go and moan somewhere else!
mutleythedog said...
Kostic wasn't mad he also left me £1 million to fight the "invasion of giant killer lobsters from Mars"!A perfectly rational thing to do.
AGREED- HE WAS NOT MAD, HE PAID ME £2 MILLION TO POST THEM TO YOU- AND LEFT ME A PAN OF BOILING WATER TO HELP YOU
SORRY, BUT THE WATER WENT COLD, WHEN I WAS ON MY CARRIBEAN CRUISE-
GOOD LUCK WITH THE INVASION- BUT DONT HOLD YOUR BREATHE, YOU KNOW HOW BAD THE POST OFFICE IS
I think a bit of sun in a hot part of the world is what we could all do with, given the current fucking awful weather here.
Good on him.
Yeah good on him! That said, I DO hope he catches Ebola and dies.
Mr Appleyard
You have to Agree Rwanda looks pretty agreeable compared to Oxfordshire at the moment.
There was The Hitch thinking that it was a third world cess pool when it turns out to be a lush civilsed country with a highly developed textile industry.
And now, thanks to Iain Dale and his shovel the locals can go for a 3 AM piss or dump without having to worry about being bitten around the nether regions by a rabid Hyena or Gorilla, that or being asked by some twat BBC reporter about how it feels like to be knee deep in raw sewage (I prefer mine well done)
This is what modern Conservatism is all about!
PS
Always read you articles in the Times, could you get me a signed photo of Jeremy Clarkson?
ANONYNOUS 10.55.am
I think you will find that Sound of Silence came out of New York and that it was Gracelands, an altogether more mature and accomplished musical endeavour, which came out of Africa...Maestro Simon's early ouvre does, however, contain an anthem entirely appropriate to young Mr Cameron, it was a brief, twee and pretentiously melancholic effort which older readers will remember fondly, entitled I Am A Cock.
I don't know why you hang around here Appleyard. Are you lonely, or just trying to get a bit of blogging street-cred?
Anyway, piss off back to the Times, where according Alastair Cambell, your political editor Philip Webster is a New Labour mole.
I really did have to laugh when I read this story in The Times. It will be interesting to see the end result, though I have a feeling it will end up ruling in the party's favour.
The Rt. Hon. Member for Kigali is going to have a rough time at PMQs tomorrow. Brown will just sit back and enjoy it.
number 13
and just when witney needed a bridge over troubled water
(pop-up blocker: witney oxon not houston)
Branislav Kostic believed there was an international conspiracy of more than 100 people masterminded
Sounds like something for John Steed and Emma Peel.....
Sod democracy, it's done more damage to liberty and freedom in this country than the current government has. Democracy allows a majority to rob a minority. We need a return to the sort of semi-democracy we had in the 19th century where only those with property voted.
"I think it even madder that Tories give cash to Labour."
It's called the "welfare state", I thought you were a great fan and user of it?
Number 13
Young Paul Simon also identified the problems of a prominent Labour politician with "A most peculiar man"
number 13
Not just the older readers, am sure a fair number of us hitting our 30s (or about to) can recall that.
If we let the Tories have that as their next election anthem, how about something for labour and the lib dems?
Reckon "Rainy Day Women" (Bob Dylan) would be good for Lab at the minute (google it if you can't remember the words)
Did someone say Killer Lobsters? They're not from Mars, btw, they're from Yuggoth.
I such a nerd, yo.
Also: everyone hates Cameron, but nobody wants a coup? Now I know why they call you bloodless.
Would David Davis have acted in the same way if it was his constituency being DIRECTLY threatened?
I doubt it, I suspect he would he would have found a young girl he could shout at till she cried, and then obliquely hinted that he knew eight ways to kill a man with his bare hands. Then reminded you that he was brought up in a council house.
Hmmm,
How can I sign up to become a "fighter of satanic forces"? The 10Mill budget sounds about right for the job...and of course my staff will need full access to the pharmacological products of the companies involved just to double check them for evil or perverting tendencies :-)
i think anyone who donates to a political party is a little deluded.
Well I think I should be sent a few quid, or more than a few quid from this fund.There is quite a contingent of satanic forces in this neck of the woods.
By the way if anyone is making movies and needs a Satan my ex-manager is looking for some work.He's absolutely perfect for the role believe me and he has some acting experience.
To be fair to Dave, he was actually in Witney before he went off to Rwanda, sploshing about Bridge Street in his wellies. I know the emergency services were quite grateful, what with grinning-and-bearing Vaizey hareing around Occupied Berkshire in his 4x4, not to have to tell Cammers to please bugger off as you're disturbing both the flow of water and our efforts.
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