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79 comments:
I can't be doing with this, not with a hangover...
A bunch or jobworths!!! Blooky twats get rid of them, what do they all do??????
Speaking of jobsworths, will Johnson still take his MP salary when he is trying for Mayor?
Why have we got an "I'm sorry I Haven't a clue" competition running on Guido's website ?
I much prefer "One song to the tune of another" followed by one of Humph's jokes about Samantha and the 'gramophone library'..
Has anybody seen what the Tories have put up as PPC for Dover. He sayeth " here in Dover & Deal there is so much positive work being done to deliver economic development and regeneration.
Is this code for, " the tumbleweed is on order"?? where did he come from? CCO, and without an interpreter.
Brown's little trolls are crapping themselves today.
No wonder, after the shambolic performance their m m m m master put up yesterday.
He's sedated today but once it's worn off he's going to have one almighty tantrum.
It's Gay Gordon's own fault, he desired the p p p p precioussss and now he's got it with all the shit that accompanies it.
But now he knows he's not worthy of it he can always give it b b b b back.
bilbo bagginstein, good idea give it back To Blair. But don't give it to that twat Cameron.
Cameron is the evil one, speaks well but gives nothing, bad boy he is.
What is wrong with the commenters here?
Brown gave a good performance. Not completely polished, to be sure, but at least he's direct. He didn't get 'pummeled' by Cameron, and his plans actually sound to me far more competent than I expected. Even David Cameron has stopped banging on about 'no mandate'. He has a mandate – the parliamentary Labour party was elected to govern, not Tony Blair. The only people involved in giving Blair a mandate were the voters of Sedgefield. All this bitter talk of him being mentally unstable; do you actually have anything in the way even of proof other than sniping at his nationality and trying to claim he's homosexual. I thought such pathetic levels of discourse end at roughly the age of thirteen, but it seems some people have more than a little mental unbalance to deal with themselves.
P.S. No, I'm not a Labour voter. I just find it funny that people expect the Prime Minister to be personally flawed because they don't like him.
I'll have my precioussss back willingly.
I always knew big fat, snot-eating, jock gaylord, stuttering cunt, Bilbo Brown wasn't up to it. The useless fucking fairy. Even dopey old Ming shafted him yesterday and Cameron wiped the floor with him.
Macavity B B B Brown should stick to riding on his rocking horse.
anon 1.16
Did Brown give you that bollox to post, Ed, or did you think it up all by your clever little self?
How is Gordo t t t t today BTW. Still doped up?
For Christ's sake will somebody tell me what a "Charlie Elphicke is". We got one coming soon!!!! Bugger he's here already?
..actually - I DO know Mark Lancaster..
What else is Iain to do until he gets elected to parliament?
Anonymous said...
..actually - I DO know Mark Lancaster..
Was he the one dat went to Germany one moonlit night?
Annon 1.16pm,
yes you are a NULAB troll! So why not tell the truth? Because you are so used to lying through your fucking teeth you cant stop! Sitting at a well paid "nonjob" with lots of time to spread your bullshit about McStalin and his brain dead flunkies! You must be very proud of the way he has ignored the flood victims and now he wants the taxman to be able to take money out of peoples bank accounts if they feel they are owed money without consent! Never mind that in about 30% of cases the taxman makes errors! How many people are going to have their bank accounts stripped and then told months later, Oh dear we made an error! Oh so sorry we destroyed your life! And this is the man you claim to admire so much? TWAT!
The end is nigh... the latest interest hike will be devastating for the many (in the wealth-creating part of the economy) who are increasingly in debt.
The 'iron chancellor' has been ruinous for the economy: it is held up by a mountain of public and private debt. His hate for the middle classes and zero experience of a proper job has blinded him (no pun intended) to the reality of how wealth is actually created, and how excessive tax destroys it.
Of course Labrat trolls will be unaffected, in their feather-bedded jobs. They will still come on this site and rant their senseless, pointless bile.
Interest rise trumpeted by the BBC Breakfast "Team" as being good news for 7 times as many people as it was bad,( whilst still managing a dig at high interest rates in late 70's and early 90's !! ) Funny how anything can be spun to suit whatever position you want to support.
Brown Broadcasting Corporation it is then....
5.75% corrr back in the eighties we used to dream of 5.75%, thank god the Tories rescued us, October 92 remember it well, went up .25% a minute, not a month a MINUTE!
The B fucking BC twats are repeating just what they have been told by McStalin to say! Talk up the good points, keep quiet as possible on the bad points and ALWAYS slag off the tories record from the last century!
BASTARDS!
Would it be too much to ask that the BEEBIODS tell the truth?
And know they will be giving lots of airtime to the Islamist scum as payment for the release of their informer (johnston)
Guido must be under investigation by the BBC or someone. Why is he letting Labour boys put comments on here?
Christ, the fruitcakes are out in force here today.
Dale's blog seems to be curiously quiet today. He's only posted 1 (or is it 2?) boring topic and noone cares.
Dale seems to blow hot and cold - prolific posting some days and virtually nothing the next.
Maybe it depends upon what side of the bed he gets out of in the morning?
Or perhaps it was these islamist scum yohttp://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91211-1273737,00.html?f=rssu menat
more vulgar than a vulcans vulva said..."Christ, the fruitcakes are out in force here today."
Not all Boris supporters are fruitcakes.
Sorry, I feel my last post wasn't offensive enough towards the plethora of unfunny anonotwats who are spreading over this blog like a malignant cancer at present.
FUCK OFF!
Cunts..
maybe Dale was kicked out of the wrong side of the bed by Doris Johnson?
Do they share one brain?
What does he use the rest of the week?
He uses the collective wit of the Tory party, thats 3 brain cells all together.
Dear Annon 3.33,
I am not a tory thankyou for asking! Do you work for the BEEBOIDS? How about you tell us what you do for a living? maybe a cushy "nonjob"? maybe a NULAB rat? Why dont you open your fucking eyes to whats going on? Shooting fish Eh? Er no, the EU have taken all the fish around our shores and there is no fish left for us! So laugh while you can fuckface because when McStalins bubble bursts you lot will be swinging from the lamposts! Ha Ha Ha !
english democrat said..."blah, blah, blah"
english democrat, you are neither english nor a democrat. But you are a Tory Twat, goodbye.
Dear annonymong,
I am English! are you? You know nothing about me least of all my nationality! I am english born and bred and I support the ONLY party which cares about the English nation and they are the EDP so fuck you and all your traitor friends and I hope you get whats comming to you! I realy do!
PS My family line comes from the old English drovers, do you know about them? they go back thousands of years in this land! my other line comes from the Isle of Man and the family name is mentioned in the domesday book!
PPS fuck you!
I I I I'm a u u u useless st st st stuttering c c c c c c c cunt
f f f f f fuck it!
the p p p p p preciousssss iss m m m m mine
English democrat, when I said that you were not English, I meant by that, that you do not have the English spirit, the thing inside that makes one English, the Dunkirk spirit. You may be able to trace your family back many generations but I am sorry old boy that does not make you English, one knows when one is English and when someone else is not English. So please dear chap you should check your ancestry, me thinks there have been one or two interlopers and some inbreeding. Nice fishy, fishy.
anonymous leave english democrat alone, you are making him look stupid.
yes but just goading the poor bloke will not help him, he may have mental problems, may even think he is english when he is not.
why are there a lot of fourteen-year-old anonymongs who have just learned to swear posting here?
and, more to the point, where's the hitch when you need him?
score so far:
anon: 10
english democrat: -1 (took a point off because he is an idiot)
Good point sockpuppet but english democrat started it.
The term mong is an offensive term use by bullies.
Anyone offensive to me is paedo.
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Trade%20Doubler.htm
Why do you try trade doubler for your website to make more money.
"mong" I like that name sounds very Tory like.
where has english democrat gone?
He is back at work, filling shelves.
Fantastic, english democrat got the promotion then?
Ha Ha Ha
English democrat wins I think!
annons 3 English democrat 7 I think youll find!
Quiet day at the Smith inst is it?
Now where is the Hitch? He would sort you NULAB fuckwitts out for sure! And Yes the drovers did keep it in the family! so what?
And just for the record you got my sex wrong I am female!
So how clever are you?
Its been nice conversing with actual NULAB scumbags, we must do it again sometime!
Bye bye.
"a real english democrat", clever boy, you can learn, good idea to take someone else’s witty idea and use it yourself. Good fishy. Now finish filling those shelves.
"a real english democrat", sure you are a female but you are no lady.
But I must go now, been fun talking to you, be even better if you could have an original idea.
english democrat 4:27pm
PS My family line comes from the old English drovers, do you know about them? they go back thousands of years in this land! my other line comes from the Isle of Man and the family name is mentioned in the domesday book!
Call that English? I'm descended from a family which can trace it's roots back to primaeval bacteria which evolved in the sulphurous geothermal fumaroles which were once located on a site which is now Runcorn.
Prescott still not seen within a million miles of his Hull constituency which is currently swimming in raw sewage.
Nice to see he is so concerned about his chavtastic, braindead voters.
I come from a long line of English scumbags, my family roots also date back to primeval bacteria, but we where the ones queueing up for handouts, whilst working on the black market feeding on someone elses plancton.
My ancestor was look out at Hastings in 1066, unfortuantly he was busy smuggling booze and fags past customs while Billy and his mates where slipping past.
Dear simple life form,
Everyone knows that bacteria hitched a lift on a comet to get to earth! So you could say you are an alien?
Did you see the photo's of his braindead voters swimming in the afore mentioned sewage.
Probably the first bath of the year.
And believe it or not they still managed to keep their baseball caps on.
Pure class
E.D.
I here the bacteria are now trying to hitch a lift to get off planet earth!!
I have told them if there is a spare seat to put my name down.
Hmm, Heres an original idea for you, NULABOUR are self serving crooked sleazy evil traitors and very soon McStalin is going to fall over on the job and ill be a very happy bunny!
Must go to work now, those shelves wont stack themselves you know!
Ahh yes I know what you mean, this earth is getting so shitty even the bacteria cant stand it.
I hope the NULAB annons have gone! they realy fucked me over big time! I was hoping that the Hitch would intervene! no such luck. The fuckers were like sharks circling a wounded fish! Ill know when to keep my big mouth shut next time.
I knew I should have paid attention at school when they were doing thicko baiting! Ah well!
Bet the swing voters just love Stammering Gordon's the nervous wreck.
Gutless Gordon makes his anonymongs so proud
h h h have mercy he's only been doing the job 5 days... you heartless bastards
the black dog of depression is shagging gordon's leg and it's crappped in his duvet
I d d d done a p p p plop plop in my n n n nappy at P P P PMQ'ssss
waaaahhhhh s'not f f f fuckin fair!!
I'll change your nappy Gordon.
I'm your bitch.
anon 5:03pm - why are you being gratuitously offensive to your voting constituency?
This morning I discovered a beautiful young bogey on my finger, as I contemplated it I saw it was indeed lovely and grey and perfect in form. Would I give to my citizens a vote over the fate of this bogey? No, I would not, I would keep it secret. I would do my best to care for this bogey as if it was my own child, for that is true courage. After dinner: calamity! I checked my tie and the bogey had run away. Some fool was moaning about pensions and I might even have accidentally eaten it! How will I sleep tonight, that poor, poor beautiful bogey.
Gordon.
I see Cameron's having a sweep of his cabinet - now, (hopefully!) will Boris make the front bench?
Bedtime: I have learnt much, I am different, I am new, the bogey was stolen, let the modernisation begin. I commend this conclusion to you all. One of my enemies has stolen him. HMRC will be given powers to seize all bogeys. You think it's your bogey? Prove it! I will say. I will find him. I will not let stupid laws endanger the life of my first born. Have taken big pill, last 5 days have flown past!
Gordon.
I want a new 46 inch plasma, two new white leatherette settees, a new microwave for the night we dont have takeaways, six new playstations one for each kid, and I want em now!
And thats just for fuckin starters, so sort it, you soft southern cunts!!
chav mum......give us yer address luv an I'll be round to help yer out
It's not them northern twats who have been flooded who should be bailed out with taxpayers money its homeowners like me who cant afford to pay me mortgage after all these intrest rate rises. Its decent people like me what needs finanshial help.
Me mortgaige has gone up by 335 quid a month but me tax credits and me wages at the council aint gone up that much so Im six months behind with me payments.
Some heartless bastard told me I should give up me ciggies and having chinky or indian 3 or 4 times a week and give up our three holidays a year to Gran Canaria and St Lucia but we cant do that because the kids would be well pissed off. Anyway I works all week down the council going to meetings and that so I deseve me holidays an little luxuries an that.
Why should I give up me lifestyle and the 4x4 etc just because some penpushing twat at the bank of England wants to keep putting up intrest rates.
Its about time the guverment got its finger out and helped us out. I voted for em after all so they owe me one the tightarsed bastards.
Chav mum - calm down and take your antidepressants. Poundstretcher will be open soon, and you'll be able to go out shoplifting.
I know you are just jealous you don't live in Toll Bar - I mean, who would have thought it would go upmarket and get some new caravan-style houses.
"Call that English? I'm descended from a family which can trace it's roots back to primaeval bacteria which evolved in the sulphurous geothermal fumaroles which were once located on a site which is now Runcorn."
Nice to see Runcorn has managed to preserve its' curious charm. Except that now the "primaeval bacteria" call themselves Nulab Trolls!
As you say Guido 'Nobody I know'.
Is Cameron trying to do a Gordon and surround himself with Pygmies?
anonymous 5:55pm
I come from a long line of English scumbags, my family roots also date back to primeval bacteria, but we where the ones queueing up for handouts, whilst working on the black market feeding on someone elses plancton.
On first reading, I found your story highly unlikely (as plankton would feed on bacteria rather than the other way round), but judging by your imaginative and creative understanding of marine biology and 1066 Customs & Excise regulations, I can clearly see that you have receive a bog-standard state education in a traditional English comprehensive teaching establishment.
As fellow English scum, may I cordially invite you to partake in an exchange of mutually beneficial bacterial cultures.
english democrat 5:55pm
Everyone knows that bacteria hitched a lift on a comet to get to earth! So you could say you are an alien?
Don't comet with me, sweetheart - my bacterial ancestry is beyond reproach.
ed blinky balls 7:13pm
I'll change your nappy Gordon.
I'm your bitch.
Get stuffed Balls - this is woman's work.
hyperthemophile's great-nephew:
There's nothing wrong with having evolved here, but you do realise this solar system was allocated by the chief cyanobacterium of the Vega system to all his decendants.
I'm afraid you'll have to pay taxes to use your fumarole as it belongs to me.
Damn you to deep eternity panspermia,
Do you have this edict in writing?
Because my agreement states I've got the right secure symbiosis for the rest of my natural life - and the right to buy too, chum.
I tell you, you cyanobacteria are to blame for all this universalization - just a bunch of bloody micro-colonists, always were, always will be. Wherever you go it's always the same old story...divide and sodding rule.
I'll see you in court.
Hope the sun goes dark then you'll be laughing on the other side of your phycobilisomes.
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