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51 comments:
I thought Mrs Fawkes had barred you from drinking during the week?
Guido, you can be forgiven, but for goodness sake --Camerons Brigade is being deserted by Tories in their zillions.
Where the F..k is he?
I am told he is in Ruandana digging water wells and trying to quell a civil war.
Can someone remind him that 350000
English People have no water and a lesser number no Power and that the Media are reporting a Civil War about to break out in his own Party.
The last thing 3 million English people want to hear is that he is searching for water.
His Constituency is partly flooded if he wants to find Water.
Bothered.
Not at all.
Glad to see family life hasn't claimed you completely !
Good work
anywhere good??
I'm not surprised you have turned to drink, Guido.
Local pis-de-chat followed by Ricard 45 is my guess.
Who cares?
So good to see that the fortitude of men and the morals writ large by Ollie Reid still stand proud in this land called England.
Cheer up. At least you're not paddling round in raw sewage like we are.
Congratulations, you have arrived at the zenith of blogging allowing you to post....
"I cant be arsed posting"
And mongs still reply
ME FUCKING INCLUDED!
Well just remember fey boy , Iain Dale lost a 1/3 of his readership whilst he was in Africa polishing Camerons solar topi and keeping the bog seat warm for him.
"last night i got sooooooo mashed. like, seriously". child.
Seen the polls then!
'Dave' as Leader of the Opposition could drive anyone to drink.
There is a nice shot of 'Dave' at textile factory in Rwanda on Iain Dale's site, could provide basis of a caption commpetition.
You should really slow down a bit you know - you are getting a bit old for all that - and frankly a bit fat..someone has to say so!
Guido, purleeaze, pretty please. I know it makes you dosh but can't you get that Hilary Armstrong off that advert before we all puke!
Drunk? Have you been watching the water level rise before your eyes?
Cameron better at PMQs - making up for his absence from his constituency at a critical time.
Notice how Brown still talks as if he were the Chancellor. Also notice his stuttering when not reading a prepared text.
No to ID Cards and extra detention. How would ID cards have stopped those terrorists who were NHS Doctors?
Guido, when the kids come along a hangover can turn into a 2/3 day event.
I didn't know you could run a blog from un ditch.
Hope you haven't made a fool of yourself.
Well, when you sober up, you might consider giving us a hand with the campaign to save the Iraqi translators' lives.
Obviously, early donations towards the civil prosecution War Chest are being directed towards exploring the discounts available on multiple cases.
Trust the vintages are acceptable.
If this was your version of just popping out to "wet the baby's head" thank goodness it wasn't twins!
What did you tell Mrs Fawkes when you got back?
guidoline - have you seen the latest move by the govt to reclaim britishness.
http://www.official-documents.gov.uk/document/cm71/7170/7170.pdf
The Government will:
• initiate an inclusive process of national debate to develop a British
statement of values;
• work with Lord Goldsmith to conduct a review of British citizenship;
• launch a Youth Citizenship Commission, looking at citizenship education,
ceremonies and the possibility of reducing the voting age; and
• consult on the current guidance on flying the Union Flag from government
buildings and Westminster Parliament.
Mostly at the expense of New Statesman magazine, you should point out!
stunned - you thick, narrow-minded twat. the world doesn't stop at Britain's shores, and the 'wogs don't start at Calais'.
Stop being so fucking provincial.
At least Cameron has the balls to transform the Tory party. People like you remind me of that imbecile Derek Hatton who wanted to crucify Neil Kinnock when he wanted to remove the suicidal tendencies of the Militant wing.
For what, exactly, is this supposed to be an excuse?
get out of bed and blog for us you bastard
Is this part of a non-aggression pact with Iain Dale - to go out on the razz when he is away so you both take a hit on the reduced traffic ?
Very magnanimous of you, I must say..
Nothing to see here... move along.
The Hitch said.. Iain Dale lost a 1/3 of his readership whilst he was in Africa.
That has turned into one god awful blog,don't you agree dumpy ?
Gram of coke and a valium should sort you out. David Cameron told me.
As I fear this may not be a totally isolated incident what replaces....
"Jeffrey Barnard is Unwell"
My feeble starter is
Guido Fawkes cannot post today.
Well, at least you are not trying to justify your absense with weak excuses, and of-course we are not paying you a huge fee that is, say, the size of an MP's salary, which if we were we would really be pissed off. Would you agree Dave?
Re Anon @ 4:23. We will see if the electorate agree that Cameron should have been out of the Country.
I hear Camerons Cons have been digging Latrines in the Soil in Ruandana.
Many of his constituents have Shit all over their Ground floors following the Floods. I wonder if Dave will be helping them clean up too.
I read today that despite making nearly half their workforce redundant, Labour lost another £800,000 last year and now has debts of over £26 million. The Lib Dems and Tories made profits of £1.2 million and £4.2 million respectively.
Clearly Gordon cannot look after his own party's finances, never mind those of the UK. No wonder the country is up to its eyeballs in debt.
I bet he's desperate to sell a few honours now.
anon 5;43
You know you would love me to flip you over and stretch your colon, shame for you it isnst going to happen.
Guido Fawkes has a head like a post today
The Hitch said...
anon 5;43
You know you would love me to flip you over and stretch your colon, shame for you it isnst going to happen.
Just ignore them fatty and they will go away.
The hitch,if I was your butler and dogbody for one week and you taught me about politics would you do it then ?and can I put on my little sheep outfit and put ribbons in my hair,I like that.
You could at least give us an inventory, Guido. Then we could all debate whether you're a cheap drunk or properly doing justice to your Irish genes.
Iain Dale's hits are down because of that stupid comment moderation; it only lets you link your name to a blogger blog or none at all. Fuck that with a rubber mallet.
In other news, is it true that Boris Johnson was attacked on his bike by a gang of thugs?
Guido, you should get an in with the Saudi government and get your wine for free. The BBC is reporting that they made a gift of wine to Bliar (quantity and quality unspecified) which is bizarre considering that touching the stuff in their country is liable to make you lose your head, permanently. Cures the hangover smartly.
anon 5.43 said...
That has turned into one god awful blog,don't you agree dumpy
I bloody do. It used to have a much higher contingent of witty people posting amusing things, odd bits of gossip and the occasional serve-and-return of, ahem, robust banter.
Now it's full of NuLab trolls and berkleys like you who think that straightforwardly calling someone fat is humour.
Must agree about Iain Dale's decision to stop anon contributions being an excellent way to loose visitors to his site. Takes all the fun out of things!
I mean where else (apart from here Guido)can you call Cameron a Wanker for avoiding the sewage clearance in Gloucester/Oxford and having a few genuine Tories realising that they are not alone in having those thoughts.
sockpuppet said... calling someone fat is humour.
Not intended as humour,it is intended to piss him off.Reason, this guy is a vindictive, spiteful poster,goes beyond insults.However if you would like to piss me off,I can always start posting as you again,seem to remember that annoyed you a couple of days back.Well friend,what do you want to do ?
The Hitch said...
anon 5;43
You know you would love me to flip you over and stretch your colon, shame for you it isnst going to happen.
Your not funny anymore old man.Shotgun,now that is a poster who has class,something your lacking.
12.08 said...
something pointless, appropriating my handle. But I can spell, and understand grammar and punctuation, which is usually the giveaway.
For the record, I find Mr H's posts amongst the few worth reading.
ah, problem solved. The analphabets can sod off.
sockpuppet said...ah, problem solved. The analphabets can sod off.
Took you a while to twig.However I can,and will be posting as sockpuppet.Who will spot the difference? Have just posted a few comments for you over on the other threads.Hope you approve tubby.
anonymous 2:54 PM, July 25
and I blame you for everything!!!
the_watcher 3:53 PM, July 25
and posh and becks to head-up campaign to educate people on traditional british values
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