Brown Bonks Bonce
Nick Robinson and all the rest of the Lobby will be in full-on pontification mode today in Washington.Yet again it falls to Guido to get the important news: Gordon Brown banged his head against the door frame as he boarded the Presidential helicopter. Perhaps he misunderstood and was over-excited to be on his way to see Camp David?
Billions spent on the BBC news gathering operation and they miss the big story again.
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Is Brown aware that this helicopter is often used for extraordinary rendition flights? Maybe when he got inside and saw the restraints and the stretcher he figured it out.
Does Brown only have one black suit and a couple of ties,and does he have only a one decent shirt,every time you see him he looks as if he had slept in that suit and shirt, pictures of Foot at the Cenotaph many moons ago come to mind.
Why would the Prime Minister be going to visit Mr Cameron?
Gordon is just practising his "Glaswegian kiss" technique for later use on the monkey bush! The only special thing about the new relationship with the "great satan" will be when Gordon tells bush to stuff his F35 jets up his arse because his EU bosses have told him to buy the French fighters instead!
You heard it here first!
will it knock any sense into him?
I think you missed the big story Guido - the fact that there is a blooke behind Brown sniffing his pants.
Gordo is living the dream. Probably has a constant stiffy with the excitement of it all!
You cant fart and stand straight, but can stand up straight and talk shit. Heads you lose.
Do you think the BBC will show this picture as they did when President Ford fell down some stairs or George Bush was crapped on by a bird? Silly question really, they were Republican's and therefore in need of being satirised, whilst Gordon Brown is the new Sun King, the perfect one, he who will deliver us from the evil days of Tony, he who had nothing to do with the previous regime...
At least Gord didn't fall out of the golf cart driven by Dubya. I suppose it's the only thing the poor man can drive!
I thought Gordo was in the USA and not swimming off Cornwall.
The BBC tied themselves in knots this morning trying to say he'd be very different from Blair but obviously still close to the US. So 2 steps to the left and 2 steps to the right. Back where you started sunshine.
The US ambassador said they didn't take any notice of mood music. They just wait for whoever is PM to turn up and say to them "show me the money". That sorts the men from the boys. And the PM always replies "yessum, boss!"
This is indeed important news, Guido.
Not as exciting as Lembik’s latest..?
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a68390/both-cheeky-girls-move-in-with-opik.html
I imagine his seat in the helicopter to now resemble a barnacle and seaweed-covered rock at low tide. Hope they clean it up for the next customer.
He was just practising his "Glasgow Kiss technique for when he met Mr Bush.
Whatever Gordon says in private about the UK's continued support for the US he knows that he can't afford to be too fulsome in his public statements or be accused of adopting Blair's White House poodle soubrique. That ultimately did for Blair with the electorate and parts of the Labour Party and Gordon's not about to repeat THAT mistake.
I am glad you take the time to provide us with this inside information
Brown Bonks Bonce? Wake me up when the headline is Brown Bonks Beyonce...
Seeing as how Big Gordon is supposed to be telling Bush the poodle years are over maybe slap heed Robinson could report...
"Brown rejects Bush"
A rumour that has been around for many years.
Mad enough to increase interest rates?I can't believe they will be!After a left to right traverse we don't need idiot economists to kick us into a recession.Traders are just praying for more fuel.They should reduce interest rates (come on you lefties - save Brown's skin).
Brown was travelling to Washington in order to ask Bush some very tough questions on Iraq - mainly in the hope that the President might notice that there is now a new PM in Brown-nosing Street.
Of course, Dubya has already completely out-manoevred Gordo, who is now left with no choice but humbly prostrate himself before the man universally acknowledged by Iraqis to be their nation's greatest and most revered spiritual leader - following the 'Lions of Mesopotamia' historic victory in the Asian Cup Football Championship Final.
fuckibloody dark tunnel 1:26pm
...Dubya...the man universally acknowledged by Iraqis to be their nation's greatest and most revered spiritual leader - following the 'Lions of Mesopotamia' historic victory in the Asian Cup Football Championship Final.
It's been worth all the sacrifice.
Lover's impatience!
magic bullet 1:37pm
It's been worth all the sacrifice.
Has it fuck.
I suppose it was too much to hope that Dubya would have taken him for a walk in the woods and left him to fend for himself.
Brown will no doubt lie his bollocks off pretending to want to preserve the auld alliance.
The only thing Gordo wants to preserve is high taxes and a Stalinite government with him at the top.
Shame that doors don't fall off Yankee helo's unlike the Riff-Raff's and Navy's.
Poor Gordon, ouchy! hopefully it will inspire a third book to teach us more about courage
Camp Gordo is pushed by Camp Aid onto chopper going to Camp Cavid.
Wish the cunt would have put his other eye out
Guido, I'm glad to see you are back to reporting the important issues.
Back to basics I say!
The more tittle, tattle, the better!
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they also missed that brown declared that the war on al qaeda is a new "cold war" and that it will last a "generation".
instead , we get "does bush get on with brown, does brown get on with bush" crap... jeez. god give me patience.
Ohhhhhh, Say, can you seeeeee
By the the dawn's early *BUMP!*
"Fuck! Wha' feckin numpty designed this doorrr? Shite! Damn near skelped me!"
Gord did his weird and disturbing on/off switch smile in the golf buggy with Dubya today.
Bloody Nora. What a show up. Broon so overwraught with nerves that he Makes a fool of himself and UK on US TV. How did this clumsy twit ever come to be impersonating our PM? Can't his security men put a brown paper bag over his head?
How humiliating.
I bet he picked his nose and gaped and gasped all over the Whitehouse too.
Unbelievable.
Gordon the old shirtlifter putting a bit of extra "camp" into Camp David!
BBC News editors are probably resting, suffering from vibration white finger after all the editing they've had to do to polish the turd.
Bush says he's nothing like the dour awlkward Scot you lot so cruelly describe, he is in fact a "humorous Scotsman" true, he's good for a giggle but remember' we're laughing AT you Gordon, not with you.
Gordon's smile is alarming and toggles abruptly between baming joker grin and frown without any versimilitude. Who's pulling the strings?
Bush will be most grateful to Brown as he bought $112 Billion of US Treasuries last year heading off the dollar's fall. (US Government Stats).
This has not been reported in the British media. The loss could already be 10%. Is this Gordon's most expensive fiasco to date?
Perhaps he misunderstood and was over-excited to be on his way to see Camp David?
No, he was probably too busy chewing his nails and picking his nose to pay attention to where he was going.
The bloke behind Gordo? Isn't that Nick Robinson trying yet again to kiss Gordo's arse??
...and another thing - why did Beeb Radio tell us for 24 hours that GB was 'on his way' to see GB? The flight takes 8 and a half hours, tops. Did Brown go via Tahiti, or what? Or was No.10 just trying to strangle the remaining weekend news agenda?
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