Totty Watch : Big Brother's Emily is a Coke Sniffing Cameroonie
Big Brother has brought together the usual collection of crazies - starting off with an all girl line-up. For fans of political totty there is an interest, Emily Parr is an aspiring actress, who politically considers herself to be right wing and will be voting Conservative at the next election.The Sun reports her "coke-fuelled lesbian romp in front of pals at a party". They picture the posh 19-year-old looking wasted next to a toilet. You get the hint.
Partygoers were apparently stunned as she stripped another girl. "Emily then fondled her boobs before disappearing into a bedroom with her for the night... She also performed crude acts on lads at the bash and did a raunchy lapdance for one ... One partygoer said: 'We were at this girl’s house outside Bristol last April and I saw Emily sniffing coke in the kitchen.'"
Why doesn't Guido get to go to parties like this any more?
49 comments:
One reason is cos you don't live in Bristol!!
Her anxiously nail-chewing pose suggests she's a relative of Gordon, maybe that's the reason for Guido's NFI?
Eh oop, John Prescott ere. Sounds like the type of party that would welcome me. With all them willing lasses and me huge portion. Well, I can't go wrong. Ope they ave some black pudding and fried Mars bars on the buffet. A man's got to eat you know.
Now where's that lass's Tracey's number?
Carole got 471 votes in the 2006 Local Elections as a Respect candidate in Waltham Forest.
Because Mrs G is a lawyer with several large brothers ?
You can stop working now!
June 1, Tax Freedom Day, shows just how long we spend working for the Treasury, rather than ourselves. Overall, the government takes more than 40% of national income. This means that the average UK resident has to work a full five months of the year solely to pay that tax bill. Last year, that meant working from 1 January to 1 June – just to pay taxes! And the March 2007 budget did nothing to change that. Tax Freedom Day 2007 once again falls on 1 June.
For much of the last few years, however, Tax Freedom Day has been coming later and later. In fact, it falls a full week later now than it did back in 2002. That is an extra week of working for the Chancellor. At this rate, it will not be long until we spend longer working for the government than we do working for ourselves!
First News of the World, then The Sun...crikey Guido, what the hell is happening with you?
She's a complete fucking cretin, of course she's voting Tory!
Young Emily sounds like a protege of Cameron's speechwriter, the legendary Dougie Smith.
Not up to the previous blog, Guido.
What about McStalin popping up and saying, in a Statesman-like fashion,"Oi, Gi-us our Johnstone back"
Why doesn't Guido get to go to parties like this any more?
Because you're over 30, married and have a baby. It's hardly rocket science is it?
(Are we allowed to use that phrase again yet? Has enough time passed?
They're all prancing around in bikinis at the moment on 141 and 142 (Sky). If that floats your boat ...
God what have we come to?
I was at the party Mr Fawkes - and it was not it was not all it has been cracked up to be. She drank 2 Bacardi Breezers and some Scrumpy then went outside to eat fish and chips whilst looking at the stars. When she went back in all these spotty youth said things like "I bet you have been shagging...." etc.
Caroline is under 30, unmarried and sans enfants. I hope this comment hasn't offended Shane Greer. ;-)
Because it would end up on this blog
It appears one is expected to be a cocaine abuser to be considered part of the Cameroon insiders club.
As of this moment I only have an unhealthy interest in Horlicks, which i use half a cup of almost boiling water with.
Extra strenght Horlicks is a wild ride, of that I have no hesitation in assuring you.
Why isn't this delighful young lady on the A list?
Rent a small house under a pseudonym.(you'll have to kiss goodbye to the deposit).Pose as an 18yr old woman and announce an open house party for all-comers on any web sites that cater for young ravers/party types.Hire a scrubber to pose as the party host.Most likely they'll all bring their own gear.After an hour,you turn up acting the outraged parent.Declare that you'll call the police unless you're well taken care of by the most drunken of the young women present.One of those isolated places at the end of a long lane in Cornwall is good for this ploy.(Though not too out of the way that it can't be found,obviously).
Another coked up Cameron supporter, this is the stuff of inspiration.
There should be a new candidate list called Class C.
There's some good shit at HQ, in meeting room Number 2, in the cabinet by the water cooler.
Meeting room number 2 is where
all the big policy issues are debated.
CHrist knows what Letwin's got in his asthma inhaler, but it sure makes him talk shyte
Just put down the bumper of claret Guido.
Get cleaned up. Gel the hair. Discard the slippers.....
and get out more.
what a delightful young lady. I myself have never seen the problem with hoovering up the salvadore if that's your thing. It might make you arrogant and talk shyte, but the current shower seem to manage that without neurochemical encouragement.
No doubt some dull old trout from the 'grassroots' will find time to exploit the mass coverage of BB to explain how the party should deplore young people and ban fun or something.
Oh well.
Grow up and stop allowing yourselves to be dragged down by all this infantilised nonsense you sad bunch of fucktards.
Why doesn't Guido get to go to parties like this any more?
Because they're frightened you'll bring the BNP with you.
shakespeare - http://www.woodhousegrove.co.uk/news/page.asp?fldID=271
Anonymous said...
Why doesn't Guido get to go to parties like this any more?
Because they're frightened you'll bring the BNP with you.
On the contrary they're proably frightened he'll bring YOU with him: Tim Ireland, the saddest most deranged stalker on the net.
Emily is working hard on her NVQII in alternative healthcare. She was doing some extra practice for the aromatherapy module, which involves applying unguents to various body parts. Far from being 'up for it' Emily was offering the young lady a free breast massage, which has remarkable lifting properties. Or so I'm told.
In respect of any photographs, Emily is demonstrating the health and safety aspects of floor-management in a salon environment. That is, you have to keep them dry or people will slip over and then they might sue you.
Emily is smiling in the picture so that nobody should be alarmed that she is really hurt or incapable of getting up without assistance.
I simply cannot fathom the spitefulness of the gutter press towards generous young people who are only too willing to share their skills and joir de vivre with the nearest person, and for no payment.
If Emily were a socialist, she would have insisted on payment up front, a triplicate disclaimer and put you on a waiting list for three months, then obliged you to hire a cash-only Russian Oligarch's timeshare for similar services.
Let's hear it for generous Conservative policies and less of this belly-aching from people who have not (yet) experienced the roll-out of this innitiative.
I've got the VapoRub and I'm on my way, just got to put on elastic stockings.
http://big-brother-8.blogspot.com/2007/06/see-emily-play.html
She's also got a fairly acceptable pair of buttocks.
Shouldn't that be "Tooty Watch"?
Grow up and stop allowing yourselves to be dragged down by all this infantilised nonsense you sad bunch of fucktards.
no one forces you to come here...
I'd do her up the dirt box...
We're all too old and boring to get invited to such parties these days. But the pic is proff that you get a better class of totty in the tories. None of those donkey-jacket wearing lesbian lefties....
Proving again that the Tories have he best Totty.
Can't imagine the actress thing will take off though. Being openly "Right-wing" will get her blacklisted from most productions. The BBC certainly won't be using her
"She's a complete fucking cretin, of course she's voting Tory!"
And of course all those Labour voting ex-miners were inellectual geniuses.
And what proportion of the heads of major corporations (who one presumes are intelligent) vote Labour?
"Carole got 471 votes in the 2006 Local Elections as a Respect candidate in Waltham Forest."
Carole is the scum of the Earth.
A fucking sexual health worker, looony-Leftist, Galloway loving hoe. Could there be a more risible being on this planet?
I much prefer raddled old hags. Oh well give her another 5 years.
Carole is a very effective sexual health worker. She helps monks keep to their vows of chastity.
I watch the American Big Brother, but the cast is not as fun as coke heads! Nonetheless, my boner will not die down now that BB was mentioned!
Hi Jenny, Have you pressed the wrong key?
Jenny, you have a boner?
Anon 11:07
Where did you get June Ist from?
I think you will find the date is more like sometime in September, for ordinary people. Its only sometime in June for the likes of David Beckham and me.
If you are single with no children working on the minimum wage living with mummy smoking drinking and driving a car the date is closer to December 1st.
Good for you, Guido. This is very important stuff. I can't think what we would do without you.
they should use crystal meth addicts deprive em for a couple of days and then they would do anything id watch that.
Sniffing coke? Sniff, sniff, no I'm sorry this is simply not good enough. This is a smoke free area and that's uncut coal.
I'm doubting the raunchy lap dance was very.
This is just the kind of young gell the new Camoron party needs.
Terrific publicity for illicit drug-taking of which Camoron approves.
This will turn at least a million young drug-takers to the Tory cause.
Superb stunt (sic).
Is she an heiress ? Once she signs on the dotted she can coke herself into the next world...
http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=74427
It says here Guido she only performs nude "professionally".....so who paid her ?
She looks just the person to break the image of the Tory Party - It can't be long before Francis Maude has her on the A List and parachuted in to a winnable seat to replace some poor unfortunate PPC who has slaved away for years and will now be unceremoniously dumped. Loyalty and experience can't be allowed to get in the way of image and spin in Dave's modern Conservative Party!
She's wealthy and from good stock, so it's perfectly okay for her to take drugs and have illicit sexual relations. It's good to see us returning to our old traditions.
Yummy. Yummy.
a racsist tory? NEVER!
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