A co-conspirator emails:
Spotted last night - Prescott strutting into a parliamentary party dinner with a cabal of confidantes, then second later re-emerging in full tantrum, confidantes in hot (though somewhat bothered) pursuit, complaining "Not one of them stood up when I entered the room! I was deputy prime minister only four hours ago!"
Could be worse, ask Tony...
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Its not the fact that one wears sunglasses in doors that is important, but the designer brand of the sunglases in question.....
This is a pigeon issue
http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php
Ace ! Please let us have more of the Prezza post-power 'Don't you know who I am/was' stories - please.
Once a tosser, always a tosser.
You'll believe anything!
Probably left with his tail between his legs because Rosie didn't turn up - too busy at the end of a phone line waiting for a call from Gordon.
What does Prezza expect anyway?
All he is now is has been!
Guido thank you, this has made my day !
Deputy Oaf forever.
Alan Douglas
At least they still sat there when he entered - if they had had any taste and/or balls they would have got up and walked out!
"you can tell a chap who boozes
by the company he chooses,
and the pig got up
and slowly walked away"
YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
what a sad fuck.
Should have brought his secretary with him - she'd have had a warm hand upon her entrance...
Is it true that Cameron went into hiding after Davies left? I heard he went into a crying fit and had to be hidden from the public.
Did you hear that Cameron exclaimed "do I have any MPs left!!!!" having heard that Davies had crossed the house.
Um, why would he ask that? Especially when the answer would be "Yes, David. 195 now that that Quentin 'Got my fifteen minutes' Davies has buggered off to Labour."
Can you imagine anyone, any company giving this man a job, ever - other than to empty ashtrays on a ferry? Why do we have to pay for these people? He is beyond parody.
Yes he went crazy, didn't you see him being driven away in his car? His bike was taken by Davies.
Prescot still a fat prick then!
There's a shock eh!
Only "four hours?"
That's the least of it - you are going to be remembered FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU ARSEHOLE, as an incompetant minister, serial freeloader,and a "gentleman", I use that word extremely loosely, who betrayed his wife by screwing a junior member of his staff !
Anon, 04:30
What's the fuss about, this is behaviour befitting NuLabs highest standards.
Surely, you didn't believe all that balony about purer than pure, highest standards in public life, honour etc. etc. yadaa yadaa yadaa!!!
Cameron still takes drugs! Tell us some news, didn't we all know he was a upper class tosser.
Obviously not heard the saying "The King is dead! Long live the king !"
After all look at his boss - he had to carry his own bag on the train which was 40 mins late(Hang on didn't Prescott have responsibility for a joined up transport system once ?)
The real reason for the sudden departure - they spotted Yates and his entourage sitting in the corner!
Come on John, you big fatty, spill the beans, who did all theat money go to?
Magic, absolutely bleeding Magic!
Always was a has-been. I'll bet Pauline's got the matrimonial finances well stitched up now.
One memory I have is seeing him at the M1 Services surrounded by his coterie and launching into a pie 'n chips 'n beans. They didn't know which way to look. The man's a complete peasant and, no matter what his Office is or was, he'll always be one.
Wonder how his boy is getting on now with all the wheeler dealing? A few deals will becoming unstuck now, I'd guess...
Bet there's a lot of DPM office secretaries breathing a sigh of relief at finally being able to use the lift on their own without that fat fuck getting in and pawing them ...
Cameron needs shooting the mans a drug taking wanker, the sooner the Tories chuk the tosser out the better.
Lot of twats slagging off Dave today. All a bit deflated after Gordo's shite re-shuffle are we?
Come on anonymous, if someone is going to lead the sad band of Tories he needs drugs. Can you imagine walking into a room and finding Ann Widdecombe there, I'd be on drugs!!!!!
Hey "Cameron on drugs" guys. Who cares? Everyone here thinks you are just trolls and probably work for the Labour party.
Onto Prezza...
At least now he's no longer DPM he'll have more time to spend in Doncaster...
Come on anonymous, if someone is going to lead the sad band of Tories he needs drugs. Can you imagine walking into a room and finding Ann Widdecombe there, I'd be on drugs!!!!!
Take drugs, I'd leave the Tories, oh! do you think that's why Davies left?
I wouldnt have stood up if prezza and blur had both walked into a room.standing is a mark of respect neither of them earned any.
oh and for all the "drug" trolls out today remember the last labour conference well a news paper went round all the posh hotels and swabbed
for drugs 90% of rooms positive for coke so fuck off you hypocrites.
oh yes forgot to say, what a shit resuffle. Get a bunch of incompetent ministers from under Blair. Sack the most hated ones (Hewitt, Beckett) and give all the others new but different jobs. Bring in GBs mates (Cooper, Balls, Milliband E) and say Change a lot.
What a load of bollocks. No wonder they offered Paddy Pantsdown a job as they have bugger all talent in the PLP
Memo to ex-DPM "You salute the rank NOT the man !"
Here's the new lot enjoying themselves:
http://uk.youtube.com/user/DowningSt
Listen for the bit when Brown says "Blair's been interviewed again" and they all p*ss themselves.
Does "comment mderation" automatically go on when the topic is John Prscott? Wonder why....?
All the Nu Lab trolls really are out today: bunch of inadequate misfits.
EVERYTHING is worse after Bliar/Brown: don't you get it yet? Education, 1 in 5 is illiterate at age 11; hospitals dirty and 20% of all funding is wasted due to incompetence; by 2020 at present rate 1 in 3 pensioners will live in poverty; personal debt is higher than at any time, ever; more are dependent on welfare than ever, despite Nu Lab hiding the figures in incapacity; immigration a disaster, totally changing the culture and life of the UK into an amorphous mess; and constitutional powers handed over to the EU without our consent; oh yes, and an illegal war declared by Blair that is killing our young men and women.
Yep, trolls, you must be proud
Anyway who will be the first cabinet minister to resign or be sacked and what for.
chuck unsworth 4:09pm
One memory I have is seeing him at the M1 Services surrounded by his coterie and launching into a pie 'n chips 'n beans. They didn't know which way to look. The man's a complete peasant
and what's wrong with "pie 'n chips 'n beans"?
good honest down to earth labourman's food - when you last see tony blair put away some decent common grub like that
what i wouldn't do for pie 'n chips 'n beans right now!
my god, you don't know you were born laddy
They only stood up to stop his eyes from going up their skirts....the shades his nothing
Anon @ 4:03
Gentlemen can and do betray their wives, soemtimes with the help. The difference is they behave like gentlemen regardless.
POrezza could have the morals of a saint, but he'd still be an oik.
Miliband will be stitched up and sacked and have his reputation trashed before the next election, as will Hain, Johnson, and Benn.
Brown doesn't like ambitious people who may present a challenge to him in the future.
Do you mean they ever used to stand up for this sad fucker. What arses they are.
I used to think that if Hitler had taken over noone in Britain would have cowtowed to him. Now I know different. It's more than a bit sad.
Anyway, if you want to do something join my campaign The Campaign for Legal Government set up today. The aim is to take the Government to court every time they break the law - which is often. For example:
The Act of Supremacy 1559 declares;
that no foreign prince, person, prelate, state, or potentate hath or ought to have any jurisdiction, power, superiority, pre-eminence, or authority, within this realm.
Website not set up yet but I thought it was a good day to get it going. The email address is:
campaign.legalgovernment@virgin.net
"left with his tail between his legs"
Did someone have a microscope out???
A little birdie tells me that Jack Straw is fecking furious at his demotion to the Ministry of Justice.
Trouble ahead for Brown methinks.
Anon 4:51
As we know only too well, the list could have been much much longer.
What exactly are the so called "liberal" left electorate in Britain still voting Labour for?
Never mind the obvious question.
What could you silly missguided foolish socialist wankers possibly be proud of after the longest period of a Labour government in history?
They cant all be unemployable lazy braindead blind wasters or otherwise unemployable useless pen pushing serfs indentured to the state forever.
I think gaining a quick education in the history and ideology of European Fascism, may help these poor gullable simple folk to understand something about what Fascism really is.
A book on Oswald Mosley is a good start.
Or there again; They might just go and order that new very smart uniform from Moss Bros, that they always did have a sneeky facination for, and wank over it all night.
Because IMO, there simply is not one single substantive bit of difference between being a modern Fascist and being a modern cult of the personality worshipping convert to a so called "liberal" left agenda.
Ask that Quintin Davis bastard. I think he knows what a Fascist is so much he just joined the party.
anon 4:03pm
when Danbert Nobacon emptied an ice bucket over Prezza at the Brit awards, his official statement ran:
[Mr Prescott] "thinks it utterly contemptible that his wife and other women-folk should have been subjected to such terrifying behaviour"
now that's what i call 'a gentleman' - he is humiliated by an anarchist, but only has thoughts for his wife and other women at the table. He'll go down in history as man whose uppermost concern was always about how a lady felt.
Does the Minister of Justice have any input in dealing with cases of sexual harassment?Just wondering..
Kindly correct me if I am wrong, but isn't his constituencey in Hull under water at the moment.
Are there not people dying in the streets?
WTF is this fat turkey doing going to parliamentary party dinners with his cronies?
He should be in his constituency helping the people who elected him instead of filling his fat face.
Absolutley disgusted but not surprised.
I notice adding comments has been disabled on all the Downing St you tube content, they obviously don't to know what people think of them.
john "what's a fucking lifestyle guru when it's at home" prescott:
Nothing wrong with good honest grub. But the sight of Prescott eating in that inimicable 'style' is beyond human endurance, believe me. By my estimate he was getting about a 40% score rate on target.
It's clear that he needs either a cutlery crash course or an adult sized Pelican bib. Maybe after all that frantic investment it's now available on the NHS?
"you can tell a chap who boozes
by the company he chooses,
and the pig got up
and slowly walked away"
Best post today, fits right in !
Haven't heard that song for decades, thanks.
Pardon me, I do have short term memory problems but who exactly is that fat oik in the shades?
Your help appreciated.
Trouble is, Prescott's stupid need to concrete over land for housing will only bite his bum when he is well into the third year of his huge pension.
By then, we'll all be thankfull that he's not around any more, but the damage will have been done.
He has been an utter disaster for Gnulab, and will deserve to be pilloried for years to come.
Who cares though, on all that lovely pension for being an arsehole in politics.
I do.
prezza story and word verification is
todgr ho ho how apt good riddance to the fat fuckwit.
How many years exactly was Danny De Vito deputy prime minister of great britain?
Whoops, no, same shades but that was the LITTLE man with the BIG todg (so Arnie tells me)!
Robert McIntyre said...
I notice adding comments has been disabled on all the Downing St you tube content, they obviously don't to know what people think of them.
I think its because they really don't want the Number 10 Youtube site inundated with people asking silly questions such as, "why are there only clips of Tony Blair doing this, doing that, fucking is country over etc etc". One tiny little clip of Thatcher, stuck in a BluePeter segment on Cambodia (yawn) and some weird clips of Ramsay McDonald. The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?
What bothers me is that anyone ever did stand up when the Pig came into a room. When you think that Labour could once produce people like Ernie Bevin...
chuck unsworth 8:19pm
By my estimate he was getting about a 40% score rate on target.
i experienced a similar hit rate when he was tucking in to me, darling
he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner
Miss Tracey (and maybe he does!): "he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner". Who looked like the dog's dinner, you, him or both? And was that an improvement?
Anyway, it's back to the delights of Hull, home and the lovely Pauline now. Always admired that Brillo Pad hairstyle of hers - probably carbon-fibre. I could never understand why she had to be driven from the hotel to the conference hall, the hair would have stood up to a force nine gale.
Anyone seen or heard from Rosie these days? She's a game girl, eh?
julian 10:13am
The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?
Absolutely, during his reign, the messliar, has performed many earth-shattering miracles - just look at how he has turned the water of the river Tigris into wine.
chuck unsworth 1:01 PM
Miss Tracey (and maybe he does!): "he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner". Who looked like the dog's dinner, you, him or both? And was that an improvement?
he does still chew on a corner once in a while -but to answer your question, he left me looking like a dog's dinner god you wouldn't believe how he'd ruin my outfit every fucking time and so i'd have to bin it coz it was so contaminated by all manner of his profuse bodily fluids. No, it was not an improvement you cheeky sod, but that pigshit would never have oticed the difference, would he? He always looks like one.
The real reason for the abrupt departure:
"Flipping hell, those greedy beggers have sat themselves down and eaten all my pies!"
as we speak, inspector yates of the yard is following a trail of pies to prezza's home in hull
doggie style 1:18pm
he'd ruin my outfit every fucking time and so i'd have to bin it coz it was so contaminated by all manner of his profuse bodily fluids.
when a prezza job comes in we have to seal it in a fucking huge concrete block and dump at the bottom of the mariana trench
the king of the news said...
julian 10:13am
The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?
Absolutely, during his reign, the messliar, has performed many earth-shattering miracles - just look at how he has turned the water of the river Tigris into wine.
1:02 PM, June 29, 2007
I think that you may have mistaken the redness of the wine for the bloods of thousands.
That YouTube link is buggered.
That YouTube link is buggered.
The Conservative Party knows how the link feels then I reckon ...
Confidantes with an e? So they were female? How does Prescott manage it?
Clothilde Simon
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