Le Totty Watch : Socialist Affairs
The French press is even more craven in the reporting of political misdoings than our own tame/feral* Lobby. So it is no surprise that it was the French blogosphere, not the Paris press, that made it impossible to keep Socialist party leader François Hollande's affair secret.François had four children with Ségolène Royal (pictured left), the losing French Socialist Presidential candidate. He is having an affair with TV8's political reporter, Valerie Trierweiler (pictured right). When announcing their split the elegant Ségolène said that now "he was free to enjoy his romantic life alone".
France has strict privacy laws of the kind that some of our politicians would love to have over here. Blogs now make those laws almost impossible to enforce. Technological progress.
Hat-tip : EuroSoc
*You choose.
16 comments:
And François thinks he's made an upgrade?
He should have been patting Melissa Theuriau's pinny..now thats french Totty with a capital TEE
http://www.rapidteens.com/index.php/2005/05/10/melissa-theuriau-hot-news-reporter/
Enjoy....
I heard a heartening story about French politicians.The Mayor of Biarritz came to an arrangement with a sleazy property developer to demolish the beachside art deco casino and the surrounding 50 acres of houses and replace them with modern development. In response, the entire council resigned in order to force the Mayor to stand down and scupper the deal.
The councilors of Biarritz were prepared to sacrifice their jobs for the sake of the community.
It is well known that a number of illegitimate French Presidential sprogs have been running about for years but nary a mention in any French papers. The French seem to have a much more laissez-faire attitude to these things than the hypocritical up-tight Brits.
I must say that from their photos alone, neither lady gets my heart going boom-bitti-boom. Then again, according to female colleagues canvassed thus far, Francois makes your humble Remittance Man look like a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt so perhaps these things follow a natural order.
Ah, but don't forget, Brussels wants to harmonise laws, so that the political elite can continue blithely forward knowing they will be protected.
Now you know why they want to regulate blogs and the internet.
Mind you the lack of rules didn't stop the Lobby cunts from refraining to nark on Kennedy's drinking or Prezza's multi-shagging
Don't blame Francois mind you, Segolene has been rather mono-targeted of late, and he's probably not been getting any.
I must say that from their photos alone, neither lady gets my heart going boom-bitti-boom.
Do you want to try comparing those ladies to what their UK counterparts might look like, or worse? Cherie "Noreen Batty" Blair or Hazel "Red Dward" Blears perhaps? Or Perhaps Mrs Beckett? The list is endless.
"Ségolène said that now "he was free to enjoy his romantic life alone"."
Solitary pleasures, eh? Is she calling him a wanker or something?
Isn't it part of their constitution to have affairs of this kind? I wish! :>D
Well, I don't think I share his taste in mistresses!
If bliar had been shagging about it might explain the state of the country.but with cherie who would want to stray eh??.
As they say looks are not important its personality that matters. Or as they more correctly used to say at my school.
IF IT DONT SUCK IT ANT WORTH A F..K.
Brains in a women is not always a bad thing, especially if you need the extra cash. However one with a bigger brain then yourself and even more ambition is a sexual "nothappening" waiting to happen.
Frenchwomen are useless shags and even worse at blow jobs. The French reputation of being great lovers is completely undeserved.
I reckon he has just moved from one useless shag to another useless shag, and probably got fed up of the political whining, and having to make dinner for the children.
Give me a dirty English girl anytime...
Julian,
You are correct of course, if forced to make a choice between La Sego and Cherry or Maggs Becket and Valerie the answer is clear: But I can't help thinking that removing one's todger with an angle grinder would be less painful in the long run.
As Errol says: give me a dirty English girl any time (provided she's tory totty). Though having said that some of these Afrikaaner lasses, with their verkrampte Calvinist upbringings, can be quite entertaining as well.
I'm with chuck on this. The quote that he's "free to enjoy his romantic life alone" definitely leads one to believe that it'll be all glamorous evenings of him trying to get his right hand, but not the rest of himself, drunk.
Remittance Man is quite correct about the Afrikaaner lasses. These girls are superb in the wet and even leave the dirty English Gels (Tory Totty included) for dead. Quite uninhibited and filthy with an ability to startle...
Maybe the English or should start to give the French sex lessons....after all, we've been putting it up them for hundreds of years on the battlefield...
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