The Guidoisation of European Politics
Guido was thumbing through his builder's reading material when he noticed this on the cover of Wprost, Poland's answer to the Economist.German politicians have lost it over the montage of German Chancellor Angela Merkel's bare breasts suckling Polish Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski and his twin brother, President Lech Kaczynski under the headline "Stepmother of Europe". The Hun seem to be a little lacking in a sense of humour here. Seems harmless enough to Guido, attractive even...
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bet the real ones don't look like that any more...
Say what you like about Polish builders, you wouldn't get many British ones reading the Economist - well, not unless they 'sex up' their covers...
Bercow's taken his web site down.
Has it been down for long or are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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PATRICIA HEWITT STANDING DOWN
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On last weeks front cover there was a photo of Gordon Brown sucking Bush's cock
The Bercow site's "new website coming shortly" page has been there since at least 21st May! (when Google last cached it).
Harmless maybe, but attractive? The quality of totty really has fallen on your blog Guido.
Hewitt to be replaced by Hutton??? he who alleged that Brown would be a copulatingly awful PM? McBroon must be in an entirely new "forgiving and forgetting" mode.
Alistair Darling new Chancellor.
Brown's Scottish mafia cementing their grip.
And Margaret Beckett no longer Foreign Sec (Sky)
The smack of firm Government:
"Darling little Chancellor, now you will do exactly what Nanny says, won't you?"
"Yes, Gordon"
"Because if you don't, dear, Nanny will have to smack your little bottom ever so hard..."
"Ooohh, Nanny..."
Soon the suckling twins will be nannied into irrelevance as the cuckoo in the nest grows and grows until they find themselves pushed out of the nest, their wings irrevocably clipped.
Meet Jaroslaw, new "Town" Clerk of Poland and Lech, its Mayor.
Youe "Economist" reading Polish builders are clearly a testament to a socialist education infrastructure. What is it with native builders? The Daily Star?
Kevin McGuire is currently on radio 5 trying his hardest to be the one with his tongue furthest up Brown's rectum though, I'm sure, Dame Michael Shite will provide him with some competition when he wakes from his drunken stupor.
PS Horseface Beckett sacked. On her way to the knackers yard right now.
The price of those Brown/rocking horse pics have suddenly risen tenfold.
I wish I'd kept hold of that photocopy I had in the eighties.
Brown is Prime Minister of the United Kingdom without a single vote from England.
Isn't that what Hitler wanted?
Kevin McGuire's even managed to make himself look exactly like his hero, the new revamped shyly grinning tieless cuddlyperson Brown. All he needs to do now is to cultivate a bit of jaw-dropping between sentences.
Of course it may have been the other way round.
Kevin McGuire's an embarrassing oik in the Whelan mould. Brown surrounds himself with the mediocre and brutish. Interesting to see how they try and explain away his obvious agitation and faltering voice outside of No.10.
He kept flicking his head violently from side to side. Someone's clearly been trying to teach him to do the public speaking inclusive eye contact with your audience thingy, but the result was that he seemed to be scanning the area for hidden snipers.
Those are Harriet's tits, I'd recognise them anywhere.
Ha ha Blair is now going into delayed shock after 10 years of getting evertthing on a plate.
Instead of the usual private jet then helicopter to Sedgefield he has been spotted waiting in Darlington station waiting for a hire car. His face was a picture!
Just think of the coming days he'll be stunned like Thatcher was.
Only now might he get a bit of a picture of what hes done to the country away from all the hangers on and 'media oppportunities'
For God's sake Guido, there's a new Prime Minister Are you sure that a Polish mock-up of Angela Merkel's tits and the non-news of a no-one Tory MP not crossing the floor are are more important?
thediv - couldn't agree more. There really should be a main thread to discuss and debate this.
We've only had 3 Prime Ministers in 27 years up to now. Momentous day whether you like it or not.
Is the Merkel pic revenge for being called potatoes?
" Broon El Presidente"
Now the darkness begins......
I really must protest at yet another photoshopped image.
And besides, everyone knows Merkel has three breasts, like the woman in total recall.
I need to point out that "macocha" has got a negative connotation in Polish..
anonymous said
Ha ha Blair is now going into delayed shock after 10 years of getting evertthing on a plate.
Instead of the usual private jet then helicopter to Sedgefield he has been spotted waiting in Darlington station waiting for a hire car. His face was a picture!
6:30 PM, June 27, 2007
Having to drag your own suitcase along the platform at Kings X with thousands of others, hours on a crowded train delayed by rain on dodgy track, got off at a dilapidated station packed with commuters and your car that is supposed to pick you up is stuck in traffic.
Done it many times.. welcome to modern Britain. Must be a heck of a shock to Mr & Mrs Blair almost like you have been time travelling and dumped back in the 1970s with Old Labour in power..
Gordon Brown quoting his School Motto despite being in his fifties is hardly a match for quoting St Francis of Assisi like Thatcher did ..is it!
Dipstick
I see James Brown is promising a government of all the talents
I presume he will be putting Frank Field in charge of benefit reform
Ken Clarke is joining the Brown Government of all the Talents
Yes Chancellor, we do building, plumbing and boob jobs.
I need to point out that "macocha" has got a negative connotation in Polish.
The twin on the right's giving a big fat V sign.
Poor old Blair having to wait for his car just like everyone else. I wonder if he's tried to phone up his old mate Bush to be told that 'The President is unavailable right now'
From PM to no job at all, in one day - Ha Ha Ha!
Right then - him and his chavvy brood are history. When's 'The Bogeyman' going to lose the plot?
Somebody just told me we'd got a new Prime Minister.
Has there been an election or summat?
I can't remember voting.
Ian Dales website is running full tilt as rumour central. I'm not sure whether aliens are landing on Horsell common, Nazi's are landing in Norfolk or the sky's falling in - Astro Turfers are clearly having great fun injecting any old nonsense into the blogosphere today.
Incidentally has anyone checked up on what bad news has been very quietly slipped out today?
nail chewing bed wetting brown said...
I can't remember voting.
Neither can the good people in the socialist republic of Grantham and Stamford
As the passage of old age creeps upon me, I often forget things, like what I was doing at 11:29pm when I was two and a fifteen years and 9 days old.
However old I get, I do not think I will ever forget that we have a brown Prime Minister, a brown government and that today, the Queen has brown on her hand.
I know ive been ill but when did you lot have a general election?? we have a new government and i missed the vote how odd.I usualy spot things like that.
ps did i hear blinky balls say "an affordable nhs" what did he mean no "free at the point of queing" mentioned.
"Rod, Jane and Freddy to job share Home Secretary" (Reuters)
Funny front cover, but seriously, "the Guidoisation of European politics"? Do you think anyone in Poland has heard of Guido Fawkes? I doubt it.
Re Gordon's new chief of staff, Guido is forgetting his old scoop.
can someone photoshop the image to show Paxo and Kirsty suckling on Brooun's Mooubs ... if you manage to squeeze in Nick Robinson sucking his cock then be sure to post a link on this thread!
" A disguise so perfect I almost forgot who I was..."
Scottish?
Any confirmation on Darling as Chancellor? Just I laid Ed Balls (Stop sniggering at the back...) on betfair for a good few hundred quid risk and would like to have a beer on him!
Does anyone know if he was making up his old school motto?
What kind of geek would use that line anyway? He really is a bed wetting nerd.
or you may want to change "macocha europy" to ... "I will suck my utmost" .... and change it to a darling and milliband or another brooun licker.
"Nervous and smiling awkwardly, Brown tightly grasped his wife's hand "
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6740641,00.html
Typical understatement in Brown's favour from the Grauniad, the authour of Courage was actually bricking himself, his voice cracking with nerves, I think he's as afraid of us as we are of him. There is hope.
"Here you are boys, free school milk - they don't get that in England you know!"
anon 6:23pm
Those are Harriet's tits, I'd recognise them anywhere.
all right john hang onto your ten-gallon
didn't know you shared her politits
tomas ruta 6:59 PM
I need to point out that "macocha" has got a negative connotation in Polish..
they all seem to be taking it very well though...
anon 7:40pm
Incidentally has anyone checked up on what bad news has been very quietly slipped out today?
yeah, we slipped in something brown
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