Gordon Calling
A co-conspirator calls to tell that Alex Salmond finally this morning at 9 a.m. got a phone call to congratulate him on being elected First Minister of Scotland. They discussed the Peterhead carbon capture project, and the forthcoming Scottish Junior Cup Final to be held on Sunday between Kelty Hearts (from Gordon's constituency) and Linlithgow Rose (Salmond's home town team). Salmond is presenting the cup. Brown won't be there as he has a hustings to attend. Blair has yet to contact Salmond.
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By eck- Big Eck has made monkeys out of Blair and Broon- they know it- and so does he! Somehow, something tells me that Salmond could not give a Tunnocks if Bliar contacts him or not. Broon on the other hand had to! I look forward to the body language of the first meeting of the Scottish heavyweights!
He called me this morning as well - congratulate me on making a nice bacon sandwich. Do you think he is calling everyone in Britain or is this just another strange coincidence?
I see He's been Helping the MRSA bug to pass around...
Would have thought with all those Doctors and Nurses followng him around, one might have told him to wash his hands between patients
Salmond will eat Gay Gordo for breakfast. Even Cameron will wipe the floor with the snot-eating pansy.
The Scottish Junior Cup Final.
Player ages 14 - 16, all male ? Bet Gay Gordon wishes he was there.
He has been less keen on junior fitba since those heady days of the late 70s when the shorts had to be painted on, so tight were they.
heard them ripping on gordo at first ministers questions on the radio might explain the phone call.bet he slammed the phone down after hoho.
Have either phoned Rhodri Morgan to congratulate him yet?
If not they best be quick, he could be out of the job come tuesday
Sadly for the nubile gay jokes, Junior football is the Scottish equivalent of Conference or non-league football. It's the middle-point between amatuers and professionals.
I am not 100% sure that this is in any way relevant to this posting or the above comments, but my word verification is: rhatpewq.
Now, doesn't that just say it ll?
Who gives a flying fuck about Salmon? Is this just a ruse to distract us from the Tory desert up there?
I don't care whether Blair ever talks to him at all.
Presumably Buggins thinks it would be useful to cosy up to Salmond in case he needs a job near home one day soon, hopefully...
Depressing news this morning. Tories in disarray - though that is more than likely exaggerated for effect by the Brown/Blair Broadcasting Corporation - Brown promising greater police powers etc etc. Unless we can do something about it we can look forward to an extended period of Stalinist rule.
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